Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

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"What's that look on your face, isn't it funny?"

The temperature on the air conditioner read a negative 273 degrees and the entire screen froze.

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The program is officially broadcast now.

Accompanied by a burst of warm applause, Sano and Tinari appeared on the stage.

Sano: "Hi everyone."

Tenari: "Hi everyone."

Sai Nuo: "Today is the two of us performing for everyone."

Tenari: "Yes, we are old friends, we have known each other for a long time."

Sano: "Yes, I think Tinari is a very good scholar."

Tinari was slightly surprised: "Hey! Why did you praise me so suddenly that I was embarrassed to hurt you."

Sino 20 was surprised and puzzled, "Huh?"

You kid, are you trying to make trouble?

Tinari quickly laughed and said, "Hey, I'm just kidding."

Sai Nuo rolled his eyes at him: "Don't patronize chatting, let me introduce myself to everyone first."

Tinari rubbed his chin: "Yes."

Sai Nuo came first: "I am Sai Nuo, and I am the Disciplinary Officer of the Holy Order."

Tinari: "Sino is a big star in the Holy Order. Normally, those scholars would tremble with excitement just seeing him."

Senuo waved his arms slightly and said, "It's probably because I was scared."

The teaching academy in the live broadcast room is suffering, thinking of you and knowing that we are scared.

There is such a big disciplinary officer, they have to be arrested for anything that violates the rules and laws.

Tinari was a little confused: "Really?"

Sino: "Let's talk about you."

Tinari then introduced himself: "I am Tinari, the patrol officer of Dao Chenglin."

Sano: "Speaking of which, do you know what we're going to perform?"

Tinari said not too sure: "Cross talk, maybe?"

The Liyue people in the live broadcast room were overjoyed.

They are too familiar with cross talk, it's a show loved by young and old alike.

Sai Nuo: "That's right, it's cross talk, it seems you haven't forgotten it yet."

Tinari: "I will never forget this, especially the way you cried and shouted to be funny, I will definitely not forget."

Sanomi glanced at Tinari: "Do you have any comments?"

Tinari quickly confessed: "No."

Sai Nuo: "Since we are going to perform cross talk, will you say it?"

Tinari hesitated for a moment: "No, uh, will you say it?"

Senuo hesitated for a moment, then shook his head and said, "No."

Tenari spread his hands together: "Okay, then let's step down quickly, so as not to embarrass ourselves here."

Seno: "Wait."

Tinari: "Wait? After a while, the water bottle will be pulled up by the audience, why don't you run?"

Senuo corrected: "I said no, I mean theoretically, but I am a practical school."

Tenari asked puzzledly, "What do you mean?"

Sino: "Isn't it enough to make the audience laugh?"

Tenari: "It's easy for you to say."

Sano: "I'm still very confident in my sense of humor."

Tinari was a little surprised: "Your sense of humor? You don't mean your jokes, do you?"

Shino nodded, "Yes."

Tenari: "Then I have to run."

Senuo was puzzled: "Why?"

Tinari smiled helplessly and said, "You said your joke was funny, but this sentence itself is already more funny than 80% of the jokes you prepared."

Sai Nuo said it was outrageous: "Is it so exaggerated?"

Tinari: "If you don't believe me, tell everyone a story."

Sano: "Okay."

He is very confident in his own jokes, so he will not deny himself because of Tinari's words.

After thinking for a while, Sai Nuo started to talk: "Well, do you know why the law cannot be touched?"

Tenari: "Why?"

Sano: "Because of it, a one-touch penalty (sent)."

Tenari: "..."

Tinari in the video was silent, and the melon-eating audience in the live broadcast room were also silent, [MC: If I understand correctly, this should be a cold joke (? w?)?

] [Amber: Indeed, it's cold enough. ] [Xu Hao: Don't doubt it, it is indeed a cold joke. ] [Tinari: Seno's jokes, really, never disappoint...] [Seno: Isn't it funny? ] [Paimon: Anyway, Paimon didn't find it funny ([-])] [Arataki Ichito: Am I mistaken, is this really a joke?Missed the show? ] [Walnut: This level is not as good as mine. (Walnut is proud. JPG)] On the big screen, the video continued to play: After telling a joke, Sainuo saw that Tinari did not respond, so he asked, "What do you think?"

Tenari sighed: "Hey...did I wrong you?"

Seno: "Isn't it funny?"

787 Tenari: "Unfortunately, yes, not funny."

Sino explained: "It's because you didn't understand the point of the joke, you see, the point of this joke is..."

Tinari quickly interrupted him: "Stop, stop, do you know what is scarier than these cold jokes?"

"It's you who wants to explain him! This is more uncomfortable than killing me, and why do you like all these homophonic jokes?"

Sino was a little unconvinced: "It's not easy to come up with such a joke."

Tinari disdained: "Is there? I think it's quite simple."

Sai Nuo: "Then you can do it, you can get one."

Tenari: "Come here, um, let me think about it..."

"Yes, do you know how to lose weight after I finish my thesis?"

Senuo shook his head: "I don't know."

Tenari: "How about spraying heavy (insect) agents for the paper?"

Seno: "..."

Seeing that Sano was silent, Tinari was a little embarrassed: "Uh, well, I know it's cold, it's okay, you don't have to..."

However, Sano said: "It's too strong!"

Tinari tilted his head in doubt: "Huh?"

Sai Nuo said sincerely: "You are simply a joke master!"

Chapter 310 Seven: Both of these are joke talents

Sai Nuo said sincerely: "You are simply a joke master!"

Tinari couldn't believe it: "Are you serious?"

He was really a little confused, Senuo's reaction made him so big that the fox couldn't figure it out Or, and Tinari also made a cold joke about people freezing to death.

In Sano's view, he is naturally a very powerful joke master.

Senuo was a little shocked and asked, "How did you do it?"

Tenari spread his hands: "Just, whatever you want."

Senuo was a little envious: "That's great, can I do it too?"

Tinari shook his head: "Unfortunately, although I major in botany, I can't help you develop a sense of humor out of thin air."

These words made Sano unhappy: "Hmph, in my opinion, your joke just now was just a coincidence."

Tinari also became a bit competitive: "Really? Since this is the case, why don't we have a competition?"

Sano: "Competition with what?"

Tenari: "Take turns telling jokes, whoever makes the other laugh first wins, how about that?"

Sano: "What if you lose?"

Tenari lowered his head and thought, "If I lose..."

Sano: "If you lose, just give me the Bluetooth headset on top of your head."

Tinari was puzzled: "Earphones? What earphones?"

Tinari reached out and touched the top of his head, then said helplessly, "That's my ear! Ear!"

For Tinari's ears, the melon-eating audience in the live broadcast room are also quite obsessed.

[Ying: The bluetooth earphones are okay, hahahaha, I actually thought they were fake ears, hahaha (V) [Arataki Ito: Although I don’t know what a bluetooth earphone is, but the operation of giving him the earphones is real Sao, hahahahahahaha...] [Sino: Huh? Is that really an ear?] [Tinari: Hey (mouth?)! You really think my ears are fake?] [Kole : Hahahaha, some people actually think that the master’s ears are fake.] [Paimon: Hehe, my housekeeper has the same hair accessories, and they are very easy to touch (*[-])] [Amber: Envious, let me pick it up next time.] [Ying: No problem. (OK gesture. JPG)] Back to the big screen, the video continues playing: Sano is a little disappointed: "Really? I thought it was fake."

Tinari was not happy: "The dog's head on your head is fake."

Senuo: "Why are you swearing at people?"

Tenari: "No, no, it's a hat, a dog hat."

"Well, if I lose, I'll give you a set of specimens I made myself, which is very precious."

Seno: "Okay."

Tinari asked again: "What if you lose?"

Sano: "What do you think?"

Tinari: "From now on, you are not allowed to tell bad jokes in front of me again."

Seno: "Yes."

Tenari: "That's it."

Senuo wanted to say something more: "I..."

Tinari interrupted directly: "So, when the game starts, who will speak first?"