Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Sai Nuo replied a little proudly: "It's... a faint (quantity) element."

It's cold, it's really cold, it's time to wear long johns.

[Rosalia: As an ice-attribute God Heart holder, I feel cold...] [Xingqiu: I'm so cold that I can freeze. I really admire this joke. ] [Beidou: I'm just curious, how did this Sano come up with such a joke (?w?)? ] [Qin: Maybe it has something to do with personality, right? ] [Walnut: Fortunately, there are thick clothes in my God's Eye, which is just right for me to wear. ] [Qiqi: Uh, does it feel cold? ] [Zaoyou: I shivered and couldn't sleep well (?~?)] On the big screen, the video continued: After Sano finished speaking, he was puzzled when he saw that Tinari didn't smile: "Isn't it funny?"

Tinari was very helpless: "Isn't this still a homonym?"

Senna shrugged: "It's your turn."

Tenari: "Okay, listen to me, Xu Hao defeated a group of mushroom beasts, so what is he?"

Senuo shook his head: "I don't know."

Tenari: "He is... the general of the defeated bacteria (army)."

Sai Nuo was silent, this skill is really powerful, it seems that it wasn't just a fluke to tell a joke before.

Tenari: "Also, listen, knowing that mushrooms are poisonous, but still eating them, what kind of behavior is this?"

Sino still shook his head: "I don't know."

Tinari: "It's... risking my life to accompany Jun (Jun)."

Sai Nuo didn't hold back, and almost laughed (Zhao Qianzhao).

Some of the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room were holding back, and some were not. ] [Xu Hao: Uh...I personally don't like mushrooms very much, let alone frozen mushrooms. ] [Ke Lai: @Ti Nali, master, when did you learn so many bad jokes, I don’t even know. ] [Tinari: Do you think I will be so bored to learn bad jokes (0)? ] [Ying: In our place, money is deducted for homophonic stalks. ] [Yae Shenzi: Perhaps, Yae Hall should also open a section for cold jokes. ] [Wendy: Is it because Daozuma is not quick enough? ] [Shadow: ([-])?Paper] PS: It took some time to help the family cover the corn, and there will be a fifth update later, and it is estimated that the code will be finished at nine o'clock.

Chapter 310: This is what Fox expected

On the big screen, the video continued to play: Seeing that Sano almost laughed, Tinari said proudly: "Sino, laugh as much as you want, it's not shameful, I know you have no resistance to such cold jokes. "

Senna naturally refused to admit defeat: "It's not over yet, listen to me, why can't dogs carry heavy loads."

Tinari ponders: "Because"

Sai Nuo: "Because...doesn't bear the weight (people) Wang (Wang)."

Tenari: "Ugh, it's cold."

Senuo was puzzled: "Huh? Cold... Oh, could it be because I am Dafeng (Ji) Guan...

Tinari quickly interrupted: "Okay, okay, okay, okay, just pretend I didn't say anything."

The homonym of this wind mechanism really made Tinari almost unstoppable, and he had a little bit of skill.

Seno continued with the next joke: "The musketeer fools shot you, why did he die?"

Tinari blinked his eyes in bewilderment: "Why?"

He shot at him, but the other party died. Tinari really didn't expect that he had such an ability.

Senuo: "Because, you are Reflex Fox (Arc)."

Tenari: "Huh... (one)??"

Reflex Fox is okay, really have your Sano.

Sai Nuo continued: "Why are there so many holes on 787 Mount Sumeru?"

Tinari: "Oh, I have read related research on this, because"

Sino: "Because it has multiple holes (movement)."

This gust of cold wind made the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room rub their goose bumps again.

[Amber: Take it, I really took it, I feel cold even wearing the coat on the Longji Snow Mountain. ] [Zhongli: In terms of cold jokes, since ancient times, few people have been able to surpass them. ] [Columbia: It's colder than the cold wind of the solstice, it's really powerful to say that it's a cold joke. ] [Paimon: It seems that there are quite a few weirdos in Sumi (,) factory] [Xu Hao: In other worlds, this might be called the god of cold jokes. ] [Ying: I know, there is also the god of ramen, the god of sushi, the god of barbecue and so on. ] [Xiang Ling: Uh, no, ramen, barbecue, how delicious this has to be cooked to become a god (△)! ! ] [Wendy: This is obviously a joke (factory,) factory] On the big screen, the video continues: Tinari exhaled and said: "Seriously, you said two cold words during the battle." It’s a joke, you can play superconductivity with yourself.”

The cold joke produces ice, and then Sano is a thunder attribute, so why not just play superconducting by yourself.

Senuo: "Then you come."

Tenari: "Listen to me, why can cooking mushrooms increase new knowledge?"

Senuo's expression became serious when he heard that: "Mushrooms that can acquire knowledge, did you do any illegal research?"

Tinari quickly explained: "Don't be nervous, it's just a joke."

Senuo: "That's good, so why can you gain new knowledge by cooking mushrooms?"

Tinari: "Because, warming mushrooms (thus) learning new things."

Senuo: "Why are your jokes full of mushrooms?"

Tinari: "Don't worry about it, I call it based on life, do you have any more?"

Sai Nuo: "Yes, the traveler passed by the Qiuqiu camp, why did he suddenly beat up the Qiuqiu people?"

Tinari: "Who knows, does she still need logic for beating someone? Maybe it's just a lack of materials?"

Senuo: "No, because she heard... a change of beating (playing) music."

Qiuqiu said that he was very angry and cold, and the reason for being beaten was also outrageous. Tinari was stunned for a moment: "Uh, it's reasonable, listen to me."

"One fish takes an hour to work, and two fish work for half an hour. What does that mean?"

Senuo still couldn't figure it out: "What?"

Tinari: "It's called... Cooperative Fish (Happy) Happiness."

Sai Nuo (cacc) almost couldn't hold back this time, and turned his head to one side to hold back his laughter.

Tinari was quite proud: "Laugh, how about it, it's not a problem to keep talking, and the audience can't wait."

"In this way, you choose one and you'd better tell it as a joke, and we will have a showdown."

Sino nodded: "Okay, you are ready to admit defeat."

Tinari was surprised: "Are you so confident?"

Sai Nuo was extremely confident: "Yes, I have never missed this joke. Tenari expressed his disbelief: "Is it true or not (???)? "

Sai Nuo: "Listen carefully, a scholar forgot to bring his key when he went out and was locked out, what should he do?"

Tinari thought for a while, shook his head and said, "I don't know."

Sai Nuo: "Go, study the lock (station), how about it?"

However, Tinari didn't smile, and looked like he lacked interest: "It seems that the victory and defeat have been divided."

This cold joke of Sano's is really not enough lethal to mention where.

Sai Nuo fell into self-doubt: "It shouldn't be, when I tell my colleagues this, they will all laugh."

"Oh, I see, there is one link missing!"

Tenari: "What link?"

Sino began to make a homonym of the joke: "The scholar is locked out of the door, so he needs to study the structure of the lock to open the door, and the research lock here is the same as the research institute, so"

Tenari had question marks all over his head: "What are you doing (??)?"

Sai Nuo: "I will explain the joke to you. You must not understand. I will explain until you laugh. The subtlety of this joke lies in..."

Tenari: "Uh..."

Seno: "Huh?"

Tinari pondered for a while, and then laughed unnaturally: "Aha, ahahahaha, hahahahahaha..."

Sano: "Oh! You laughed, so you lost."

It seemed that he didn't realize that Tinari was smirking.

Tinari was really helpless: "That's right, I lost."

Sai Nuo: "Admit defeat so decisively, have you finally caught the joke?"

Tinari shook his head and said, "No, it's because I don't want to hear your jokes explained more than losing."

Senuo: "You didn't think you would lose like this, did you?"

Tinari waved his hand: "I really didn't think of it.

Sano: "So, what's this called?"

Tenari: "Huh?"

Sai Nuo: "This is called, it's unexpected."

Tenari: "Come again!"

The two bowed to the big screen and ended the cross talk amidst the applause of the audience.

Chapter 310 Nine: Ears, Ears, Still Ears

Tenari, do you have any opinion on me ([-]_[-])? ] [Tinali: Don't dare, please don't worry about it. ] [Ke Lai: The master is so inferior, he actually gave up ([-]) [Xu Hao: If it were me, I would also give up.

chew! ] Next, the last video for today.

In this video, let’s talk about Tinari, the big-eared fox.

The title of the video, please come up: "Tinari...hehehe...resistance...resistance is useless" Wow, this title seems to be too serious at first glance.

[Kaya: Whoa (oAo*), this title is incredible!It's really amazing! ] [Ke Lai: Is the master being targeted by some evil person?Fools (? A?)? ? ] [Yae Kamiko: I think it must be because his ears are being stared at. His pair of ears are too conspicuous. ] [Paimon: It does sound possible, but now I sleep with the same ear and hair accessory every night. ] [Tinari: Hey, hey, don't do anything weird, hey, and this title looks too scary (?? A? Chuan)! ! ] Tinari is very flustered right now, with this title, even if it is not inappropriate for children, it will not be serious.

Oh, it's over, it's over.

On the big screen, the video officially started: at the beginning, EVA's emergency combat BGM sounded.

Yingmei wears the same style of glowing eyes as Commander Ikari, and she also puts her hands on her chin. "Today's meeting, I only want to say three things."

"Ears! Ears! Fucking ears!" Nasida was puzzled, "Huh? What ears?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "Based on general rationality, generally speaking, what Ying likes is relatively special ears."

Brother Douzi thought of something: "Ears, special ears, ouch, Miss Hina's ears are fluffy and soft, hehehehe..."

"Miss Hina, hehehehe..."

With Brother Dou Zi's appearance, he is completely a man.

[Kamili Linghua: Uh... Yidou, like this, isn't it, a little...] [Thoma: I think it would be better to be locked up in the prison of Tianling Pursuit. ] [Ke Qing: This kind of person must be strictly guarded in Liyue. ] [Yan Fei: I think it is safer to go directly to the death penalty (,) factory] [Kaya: The death penalty is not possible, but it must be arranged in the prison of the Knights. ] [Arataki Ichito: Hey (炸#), you people are too lenient, right?I just like Miss Hina, right? ] On the big screen, the video continued: Seeing Brother Douzi's sick appearance, Yingmei raised her forehead speechlessly: "When did his symptoms start?"

"Forget it, it's hopeless, let the hall master come over, Hu Tao!"

Hu Tao immediately appeared when he heard that there was a business: "Here we come!!"

A shovel knocked Brother Douzi over, then put it in a sack and carried it away with Mochi.

When she heard that Yingmei wanted Rua's ears, Naxida was so scared that she almost burst into tears: "Ying, you don't know how to do it, you want to treat me..."

Seeing Naxida's pitiful appearance, Ying hurriedly said: "Ah, forget it, come and take Naxida down to play, and don't participate in the topic of adults."

Grandpa Zhongli asked, "Ying, is your goal Tinari?"

Ying: "Of course, I've been craving those fluffy ears for a long time."

…0 asking for flowers…

Then, the old man Zhongli became sobbing: "My dear, she doesn't want me anymore, woo woo woo woo..."

"She doesn't want me anymore, woo woo woo, she must think I spent too much money, woo woo woo..."

Yingmei held her forehead speechlessly for the second time: "Grass, it is still too worn."

"Walnut hasn't left yet, right? Let him take it away together, and you can save four thousand moras."

Hu Tao, who heard the business, appeared again: "Well, well."

A shovel knocked over the old man Zhongli, put it in a sack, threw it on the cart with Brother Douzi, and pulled it away.

This is the wear and tear, it is really terrible.

Morax, the majestic rock king, showed such a shameful appearance.

Fortunately, the old man Zhongli has a thick skin and a good attitude, and most of the injured are immune.

Then, the pink fur fox appeared: "Ying, I have a trick here."

The pink-furred fox leaned over to Ying's ear and whispered, which made Ying show an evil smile: "Okay, okay, you're right, let's do it!"

The screen changed, Sumi's night.

Tinari is doing the last part of the forest patrol work at night, and he can go back to rest after finishing.