Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Gan Yu froze for a moment when she heard what Yingmei said.

I wanted to speak, but I didn't know what to say.

Because Gan Yu doesn't know the answer to this question.

Thousands of years have passed in this way.

Make a contract with the emperor to protect the people of Liyue and bring them blessings.

These are what Gan Yu will do.

In addition, the simple-minded Gan Yu really couldn't figure it out, and wouldn't think about it.

Shen He frowned, she also learned a lot in Liyue recently.

But considering her own personality, if it were her, she would have to shed blood and destroy the veins of the earth, but wouldn't it be the same as untying the red rope that suppressed her.

Xu Hao spread his hands and said: "Okay, don't think about it, big people have big people's thinking, let's live the life we ​​like."

A few pairs of supercilious glances came over, which means that your majestic demon god is not considered a big shot?

They chatted without saying a word and hurried on their way, and it was already night when they returned to Liyue Port.

The three immortals have sent back the miner and Kunjun, and told Ningguang and the others what happened there.

The people of Liyue have been calmed down, so there is no need for Xu Hao and the others to make another trip.

 … (V)o...

A new day has arrived, and today Liyue has started to operate like usual.

However, although yesterday's incident did not cause major damage and no casualties, the people of Dye-Haired Liyue were still a little scared.

Jueyunjian is thousands of miles away from Liyue Port, and the battle there can affect the entire Liyue and even neighboring countries.

The story about the Dragon King Ruo Tuo was brought up again.

It's just that the version circulated in the market is not complete, so Uncle Xu Hao added it, and threw it to Tian Tiezui for him to use as a storyteller.

Thinking about it, Grandpa Zhongli wouldn't mind, and Brother Tuozi really needs a clear understanding.

Xu Hao still hasn't fully recalled Brother Tuozi's theme song.

Let's start with an appetizer for today's second creation video, tomorrow or the day after tomorrow, let's see if I can get Brother Tuozi's theme song out.

Meow, the song is good, but it's complicated.

Chapter 330: Woohoo, My Qunyu Pavilion

[The live broadcast room of Tivat II is open, melon-eating viewers, today is morning again (V) 0] Early, early, you are proud.

[Qin: What happened to Liyue yesterday?Is there a big earthquake? ] [Bennett: I happened to be climbing a tree at the time, but I was shaken off and sat on a rock. It hurt like hell. ] [Lei Ze: Fortunately, it's not broken. ] [Tinari: Sumi also felt it here, and the shock was quite strong. ] [Kamisato Ayaka: Speaking of it, I did feel a little vibration yesterday, I thought it was an illusion. ] [Paimon: It's nothing, it's just that we fought with the legendary Dragon King Ruo Tuo. (Paimon is proud with his hips on his hips. JPG)] [Abedo: Dragon King Ruo Tuo... is the legendary "Qi Ba Qi" who was sealed by the Emperor Yan Wang. ] [Twalin: If that one is hitting the seal, then such a movement is normal. ] [Di Luke: I have also seen it in Liyue's book, and it is no less than the existence of the rock king Morax. ] [Zhongli: It was just a happy reunion with old friends. Thanks to Xu Hao's help, the situation was quickly brought under control. ] [Xu Hao: A trivial matter, a trivial matter. (Powaman OK hand. JPG)] [Dadalia: Damn, this guy is too pretentious ([-]")] [Maplehara Manyo: It seems that Mr. Xu Hao's strength has almost recovered ( ?w?)?] Without seeing it with their own eyes, the melon-eating audience still couldn't appreciate the intensity of the battle.

But it doesn't matter, Uncle Xu Hao can let them have a good time tomorrow or the day after tomorrow.

Today's video, the title started to come up: "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow , my title".

[Ningguang: Did you make a mistake (?~?)? ] [Keqing: Here it comes again, Ningguang is unlucky again to enter the (factory,) factory] [Maplehara Manyo: Uh... this time, it should have nothing to do with me ([-])] [Amber: Hahahaha , I remembered the flicker from last time, that was still funny. ] [Xiangling: Is Qunyu Pavilion smashed?Or not to smash it? ] [Ke Qing: (Factory Exit) On the big screen, the video officially begins: at the beginning, the familiar Liyue Xiaoquer and Liyue Street.

Our little friend Tianquan Xingguang is lying on the ground howling and crying loudly, rolling over: "Ming woo ming woo, my Qunyu Pavilion..."

"Woooooooooooo..."

"My Jade Pavilion..."

The master carver who bought the offal looked at the child on the ground and felt a headache, and beads of sweat hung on his forehead.

Master Carve comforted: "Don't cry, don't cry, be obedient..."

"I'm still cooking beef offal for customers..."

The kid Zhongli, who was drinking coconut milk, saw it and said, "Children these days are really bad. They will cause trouble for adults when they grow up."

Dada Duck next to him: "..."

Please, make it seem like you don't have to worry about relying on others, and you have the nerve to talk about other children.

Master Carve comforted Ningguang again and said, "Be obedient, and I'll buy you a new one from Ah Shanpo later."

When Zhongli heard this, he immediately said to Dada Duck, "Dada Duck, I also want to buy new toys!"

"I heard that Ashanpo has a newly-launched goma stick."

Dada Duck didn't really want to go: "Let's talk about it next time."

The desire to buy was rejected, and Zhongli's children also went to the ground, spitting and rolling, crying loudly: "I want to buy, I want to buy..."

Dada Duck could only look at the brat on the ground, sweating helplessly.

First video, over.

[Ning Guang: I, really, give in (?~?)! ] [Beidou: Hahahaha, this kid’s version of Ningguang is pretty cute (口[Keqing: Why did it appear again (Factory One), Niu Miscellaneous] [Hu Tao: It’s appeared again, it’s Zhongli kid!] [ Kaiya: Hahaha, two brats who ask their parents for toys are really very vivid.] [Arataki Ichito: It’s no different from the kid on our rice wife’s side, they will cry and roll, What a shame... 0] [Zhongli: What...] [Dada Duck: I'm the nanny again ([-])] The next title, here comes the title: "The Great Sage Conquering the Devil, Mandrill Meow Meow", this title makes Mandrill Meow Meow Feeling bad again.

The last video in this series was to give him the title of Mandrill Meow Meow.

Speaking of which, he has already practiced his cat-changing skill, but he has never had the chance to show the emperor.

On the big screen, the video starts: Immediately after the previous episode, Zhongli’s child is lying on the ground crying loudly, rolling over and over: "I want to buy a goma stick, I want to buy a goma stick"

"Buy me buy me buy me"

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

"Woo woo ming, buy it for me, buy me a goma stick, or I won't get up, Dada duck's brow is sweating, I'm really tired.

To be honest, this master became even more difficult to serve after he became a child.

Although the money spent is not so much, there are too many things.

His younger siblings in Zhidong are much more sensible and obedient than this master.

At this time, the passing mandrill Miaomiao saw what happened here, and immediately said angrily with a stinky face: "What repair, why did you make Master 2.2 Zhongli cry?!"

"Buy him quickly, stinky wallet!"

Dada Duck turned his head to one side, expressing that he didn't want to give in this time: "If you want to buy it, you can buy it, I'm not responsible for paying the money."

"Children can't be too pampered..."

Mandrill Miaomiao still had a stinky face: "I'm a fairy, how can I have money?"

Dada Duck pretended not to hear: "..."

Helpless, Mandrill Miaomiao could only think of a way by himself: "Hmph, we'll see."

As soon as the camera turned, Mandrill Miaomiao wore cat ears on his head, cat claw gloves on his hands, and a cat tail with its tail curled into a heart shape behind his buttocks.

Mandrill Miaomiao blinked with one eye, looking cute.

The sign next to it reads: One hundred Mora licks a cat once.

Chapter 330: Diona Chewing Wine

In order to buy toys for Mr. Zhongli, the great sage who conquered the devil, Miaomiao, performed on the street to earn more money.

At this time, the little boy Clock Li and the wallet Dada Duck appear behind Mandrill Miaomiao.

The kid Zhongli is drinking coconut milk and carrying a goma stick. It seems that Dada Duck finally gave in.

Saying that children should not be spoiled, Zhongli said in surprise, "Drill Meow Meow has grown a tail!"

"Let's go play with Mandrill Miaomiao."

Dada Duck stopped the little friend Zhongli: "Don't bother him, I think he doesn't want to play with us now"

"Let me take you to have iced coconut milk."

Children from Zhongli were very happy to hear that there was iced coconut milk: "Yes, I want to eat a hundred bowls."

Little friend Zhongli left with his wallet Dada Duck, and Mandrill Miaomiao was still selling cute to make money, but no one told him that he couldn’t buy the Goma Stick with just Mora.

Second video, end.

[Drill: =? ? ? (?????)] [Gan Yu: Senior Mandrill, it’s okay, right? ] [Xu Hao: Maybe, it's not so easy to get into the (factory,) factory] [Grandma Ping: Ha 20 haha, don't tell me, the Great Sage Conquering Demons is quite cute like this. ] [Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: Indeed, with cat elements, many things will become cute. ] [Xu Hao: Yes, for example, Keqing and Dixiya, cat ears are a big bonus (V)~] [Keqing: Eh (△Chuan)?Yeah? ] [Dishiya: My cat ears...] The next third video is still about cats and cats. The audience who eat melons are familiar with 0, but they really haven't heard of what kind of wine is chewing wine.

On the big screen, the video started: It was just after the previous episode, Mandrill Miaomiao was still earning money by acting cute on the street.

Not far behind him, Diona came to Liyue Port: "My name is Diona, and my dream is to destroy the Mond wine industry."

"I came to Liyue Port in order to research disgusting and unpalatable bartenders."

"I never thought the cats here would be so disrespectful!"

"Very hateful, I also want to be touched meow."

Diona saw Brother Kong on the street, he was holding a colored book in his hand, his face was red and his nose was bleeding.

Diona asked him: "Hey, who is that, Brother Qin, do you know how to make a disgusting and disgusting drink?"

Brother Kong's attention was all on the book, and he said without looking back: "You can mix the wine and put it in your mouth, and then spit it back into the glass."

"It's okay to spit directly, but you have to do it in front of the guests."

Diona was shocked when she heard it: "What a good way to disgust people!"

"It's really you! Love her brother, I'll go back and do it now."

So, Diona immediately went back to Mond and started the big plan of chewing and drinking.

However, after Diona chewing wine went online, the business was extremely booming.

Master Diluque, the richest man in Mond, has discovered a business opportunity, so he plans to launch Diluque Love Chewing Wine.

Angel's gift will be officially launched tomorrow night, the number is limited, first come first served 0 and at this moment, the founder of our chewing wine, Kong, is in the Mond West Wind Detention Center.

Kong was still looking at the book with colors, and from time to time he let out a strange smile: "Hee hee, this figure, these legs are really nice..."

In the same cell as him, there is also an alcoholic poet wearing sunglasses and playing the erhu.

[Wendy: Uh... this wine, can he really drink it(?w?)? ] [Dadalia: Me too, I have doubts...] [Zhongli: Drink it after swallowing it in your mouth, ah, this...] [Diona: It's disgusting to do so, but I want to get the wine out It’s still the same ([-]_-)] [Xu Hao: What’s the fuss? Chewing wine is available in many worlds. It originated from a country that is very similar to Dao’s wife. The wine that was drunk by a pure girl has sold a lot of. ] [Amber: I feel a little perverted...] [Kaya: What's even more perverted is that my brother-in-law is also going to make this drink, and it will be on sale tomorrow night. (Kaya is funny. GF)] [Di Luke: @凯亚, then you can come and see it tomorrow night (皮#)] Master Di Luke wants to stuff his Zephyr sword into Kaiya’s right now ## This product has really been jumping more and more recently, so I have to clean it up.

Uncle Xu Hao arranged another short video, and then he was ready to serve the main course.

The title of the last side dish is: "Qiqi Just Forgot" the main character is Qiqi kid. Not many people know Qiqi kid, but they all know that she has a bad memory.

Gan Yu instantly had bad memories.

When I think about it, I feel pain again.

On the big screen, the video plays: the little zombie Qiqi is dancing and dancing on the street, the braids and the symbols on the hat are shaking and shaking.

Zhongli, who drank coconut milk, and Wallet Dada Duck reappeared.

The child Zhongli asked curiously, "Qiqi, what are you doing?"

Seven Seven Little 787 friend: "I've run out of coconut milk, I'm looking for coconut milk..."

Little friend Zhongli asked again: "It feels so cool and powerful to drive like this. Is this practicing?"

Kid Qiqi: "No, I just forgot how to walk."

Zhongli and Dada Duck: ""

It’s okay to forget how to walk, as expected of Qiqi’s children.

Kid Qiqi asked: "Speaking of which, what are you going to do?"

Child Zhongli: "We are waiting for Walnut, we are going to Wuwangpo for a picnic."

Dada Duck next to him was sweating again on his forehead.

He actually refused to go to Wuwangpo for a picnic, after all, that place is not a place for living people to have a picnic.

When Qiqi heard the name Hutao, the evil pit-digging girl immediately appeared in her mind, so she had Mochi as an accomplice.

"Slip away!!"

The Qiqi child instantly released the zombie bouncing state, and ran away in a blink of an eye.

The kid Zhongli was quite shocked: "You run super fast, you deserve to be a zombie!"

Dada Duck complained: "It's completely frightened."

One thing falls one thing, Qiqi's nemesis is Boss Taotao.