Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

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Chapter 330: Paimon, the speed is too fast

[Hu Tao: Oh, it seems that the children Qiqi have a deep memory of this hall master (*] [Qiqi: Hot, buried, Qiqi, I hate walnuts.] [Hutao: Oh, don’t be so raw, dig The pit will be buried for you and you will not be charged (, [-]) factory] [Kaya: You are going to bury someone else, and you still think they are born?] [Arataki Ito: Anyway, I think it is still far away from this death hall Stay away, it's inauspicious.] [Xu Hao: Kid Qiqi is considered a fairy, so Boss Taotao doesn't want the teacher to get her idea.] Kid Qiqi thinks that she may need some anti-Walnut measures.

In order to prevent forgetting, she first took out a small notebook to record the matter.

Perhaps, the same net gun used to catch the coconut sheep can be used against the hateful nut.

The appetizers are over, and Uncle Xu Hao is going to have today's dinner, and the title will be on the big screen: "Pimon: The speed is too fast ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" ! "The title is related to Paimon and the speed of the car. Presumably it is related to drag racing.

[Paimon: My name is used in the title, which makes me feel like I don’t want to] [Arataki Ito: Wuhu, it’s drag racing again, that uncle must have participated, and this time he will definitely win No.1 (V)~] [Jiuqi Ren: Boss, where did you get your confidence? ] [Xu Hao: By the way, is it possible that this speed is that speed? (Pimeng thinks. JPG)] [Ying: Uh... probably not ([-]")] The speed that Yingmei thinks of is naturally the "speed".

Cough cough, this is very indecent, very indecent.

As expected of a petite girl, she became more and more petty unknowingly.

On the big screen, the video officially started: as soon as the picture appeared, there were seven go-karts lined up in a row.

Glittering kart in the shape of Qunyu Pavilion.

Brother Douzi's ugly go-kart.

Wendy's Twarin go-kart.

Grandpa Zhongli's fat-shaped go-kart.

Yingbao's go-kart in the shape of a pink fur little fox.

Angry Yingmei's Angry Paimon go-kart.

Dada Duck's one-eyed baby go-kart.

At the chair, Barbara, Mond's idol, picked up the microphone: "It's finally here, the first Grand Prix of Karts!"

"We are back here in Liyue to broadcast this match for everyone."

"The live broadcast is me, everyone's idol Barbara, and the commentary is this one one by one"

The camera showed the head of Qin who was next to him: "Hello everyone, I am Qin."

Barbara continued: "The race will start in Liyue and drive to the finish line in Sumeru."

"We can see that Miss Nasida, the prize, is already waiting at the finish line."

The camera showed Xumi, and Naxida was standing at the finish line smiling and waving.

However, was Barbara wrong just now?

She is the prize?

Yingmei was speechless: "I'm going to Sumeru, what are you guys doing?"

Boss Taotao accepts the interview in front of the camera: "Our Xiangsheng Hall will definitely compete in a dignified manner."

Barbara: "By the way, the prizes for this contest are one by one"

Boss Taotao suddenly changed his face: "No matter what despicable means you use, you must win! Did you hear that! Xiao Zhongzhong!!"

Little Zhong Zhong is alright, and Grandpa Zhongli has a new nickname, which is really gratifying.

But Boss Tao Tao's face change is exactly the same as that of a certain Tsundere Rin.

Gan Yu: "Miss Ningguang's No. 95 Qunyu Pavilion is equipped with the nuclear fusion engine technology that we have already realized. In this competition, I will definitely stand out from the crowd."

Keqing's forehead was sweating: "What are you usually studying?"

And...why didn't she, Yu Hengxing, know about it before?

What else are Ning Guang and Gan Yu hiding from her?

Ke Qing in the live broadcast room couldn't help but start to wonder if there was some terrible experiment going on in Qunyu Pavilion.

Jiu Qiren shouted at Brother Douzi in the noisy crowd: "Boss! Remember to read the road signs! Don't get lost! Be careful to turn on the turn signal when driving! Look in the rearview mirror!"

Brother Douzi was very upset: "Are you my mother? You care about me (皮#)!"

Dada Duck smiled confidently: "Hmph, this time I will let them know how powerful we fools are."

The advance team of fools who were being interviewed by Barbara said: "I don't know, I don't know this person."

It seems that Dada Duck has become the shame of fools and executives.

Yingbao sat in the car with a puzzled expression on his face: "I don't know why the Son of God asked me to participate in this?"

In the auditorium, the pink furry fox made an offer among the crowd: Come on, come on, pay one hundred, I bet the general loses. "

The pink fur fox has always been profitable in doing business.

Wendy faced the camera with a look of wisdom: "Hey, it's interesting to see, hey~"

The preparations before the game are over, and the game will start after time.

Barbara: "Okay, so everyone will start one by one!"

The red light flashed green, the Qiliang kart let out the roar of the engine, and the tires rubbed against the ground to stir up thick smoke and set off.

Live Barbara: "Seven cars set off at the same time, the first team is Wendy and Zhongli, and they are competing."

"And in the back, a fighter followed closely behind."

Brother Douzi laughed and drove into it, and the ugly kart ran between Ningguang and Yingbao: "Hahahahaha, let me show you my master's superb driving skills.

Yingmei, who was in front of Brother Douzi, panicked: "Gao Chao! Are you okay (Zhao Qianzhao) driving (义A')?"

The A-Chou Kart and the Paimon Kart kept changing lanes left and right, and Brother Douzi seemed to want to bump into them to be comfortable.

At this time, Paimeng Kart started intelligent navigation: "Ying, turn left, turn right."

"Ten meters to the left, nine meters to the right, and a tunnel ahead."

Just after navigating, Brother Douzi's ugly kart crashed into it.

"Ah ah ah ah ah……"

Yingmei's Paimeng Kart was knocked out of balance and thrown backwards.

Yingbao is about to make a move: "The one who can master the curve is the winner!"

"Look at my must-win Super Lightning Snake Running Method!"

Ying's pink-haired little fox kart changed lanes left and right like lightning, and surpassed Brother Douzi and Ningguang in an instant.

But this way of running, do you have to pay some copyright fees to the genuine Master Fujikichi next door? .

Chapter 330 Three: Brother Dou Zi and Dada Duck are the first to be eliminated

Live Barbara: "Wow! General Thunder's beautiful cornering is like lightning, and the young master followed closely behind."

Dada Duck's One-Eyed Little Treasure Kart drove up directly behind Yingbao: "Now, fire!"

The ray cannon fired from the front of Cyclopedic Little Treasure's kart accurately hit Yingbao's buttocks.

"Wow, what! You are too despicable!"

Yingbao was extremely angry, but he could only watch Dada Duck pass her.

Dada Duck smiled mischievously: "Hey, kill the people in front, then I will be No.1, fire!"

One-eyed Little Treasure Kart obeyed the order and launched a continuous attack towards the front.

Live Barbara: "My son started to attack the players in front."

A ray gun exploded on the back of Wendy's car, and Wendy almost overturned: "Huh? Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!"

Another bomb hit and Wendy's Twarin Kart was blown up.

However, the car did not look like it was flying out of control.

Barbara said in surprise, "This...this is"

Wendy smiled confidently: "Look at my whirlwind charge tornado!!"

Turned up, Teva 787 Forest Kart it turned up in the air.

Like a tornado, spinning in the air at high speed and moving forward at extreme speed.

However, don't you also have to ask for some copyright fees for the studio next door?

Commentary Qin: "I didn't expect Wendy to use the power of rotation to fly faster, and rushed to the No.1 position in one breath."

Propelling and accelerating, landing, Wendy can't be too complacent.

This is thanks to Dada Duck's enthusiastic help.

Yingbao became a little anxious: "Damn (?~?)!"

Commentary Qin: "In this way, only General Lei Dian was hit by the young master and fell behind."

Yingbao: "Tch, the engine was hit, and I can't pick up the speed."

At this time, Brother Douzi chased after him: "Hahaha, I'll take a step first."

Brother Douzi passed Yingbao, and there was an item box in front of him.

Live Barbara: "The first player hit the item box, now the item can be used.

After Brother Douzi's ugly kart hit the box, the props that came out randomly were tortoise shells that could slow down.

Brother Douzi who got the tortoise shell became even more (cacc) rampant: "Look how powerful I am, I am invincible!"

"Hahahahaha, go to hell!"

Brother Douzi threw tortoise shells like a machine gun, but the players in front of him were all very skilled in driving, and none of them got hit.

If you don't reach the ones in the front, then lose the sisters in the back.

Seeing a lot of tortoise shells flying in front of her, Yingmei exclaimed: "Wow...

Pimon Smart Navigation reminded Yingmei to change lanes and dodge: "Take the rightmost lane and the leftmost lane."

"Go to the far right, go to the far left, go to the far right, go to the far left, go to the far right, and go to the far left. Yingmei's Pyragon swayed quickly from side to side, and Yingmei was about to faint.

Regarding Brother Dou Zi's attack, Ning Guang pressed a button very disdainfully.

Immediately, the Qunyu Pavilion kart spewed out flames and flew into the sky.

Brother Dou Zi was shocked: "What ∑(?? A? I)!!"

Ke Qing in the auditorium said: "Oh, I heard that Ningguang spent 100 million Mora to modify this car for this competition."

Brother Douzi complained speechlessly: "Is this a rich player?!"

But if you have money, you can be so willful.

Brother Douzi threw tortoise shells all the way, and one of the tortoise shells missed and flew towards Keli in the audience.

Keli was puzzled: "Eh? Do you want a bouncy bomb?"

Then he casually threw a bouncing bomb to blow the tortoise's shell into the air, and then flew towards Brother Dou Zi.

Brother Dou Zi saw the bouncing bomb that Chao himself was flying over, and he yelled in horror: "Hey hey hey hey hey!!"

BOOM!

In the powerful explosion, Brother Dou Zi and his ugly kart flew into the sky together, turning into a shining star.

Live Barbara: "Oh, a contestant, eliminated."

Narrator Qin: "Ke Li, let's have a good chat later."

Brother Douzi became the first one to be eliminated halfway.

[Arataki Ichito: I can't accept it, my uncle can't accept such an ending, (# A)! ! ] [Jiuqi Ren: Hey, I knew it would be like this, the boss's script is either a fool or a bad luck (factory,) factory] [Xu Hao: Brother Douzi is old and unlucky, I am not surprised that the plot will develop like this. ] [Paimon: The cowherd is as miserable as ever. Last time it was blown up by the fireworks in Xiaogong, and this time it was blown up by Keli's bouncing bomb. ] [Yuantai: Boss is really miserable, woo woo woo (TVT)] Continue to return to the video: Live Barbara: "On the other hand, General Thunder's condition is not very good."

Yingbao's pink-fur little fox kart was emitting black smoke from its buttocks, and it was still creaking. Yingbao was going to die of anger: "Damn it! This broken engine! That guy cut corners again!"

At this time, the pink fur fox in the auditorium: "Come here, pay one hundred, I bet the general loses."

This pink fur fox really planned it out long ago.

Live Barbara: "Let's continue to return to the game, the son and Ying are in a stalemate."

Dada Duck: "Ying, wake up!"