Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Well, it should be said that Mr. Zhongli won't do it.

But Wendy is not necessarily, after all, he was originally a bard playing a show.

As soon as the screen changes, it returns to Daozuma's street.

Xiaoyingmei and Fenmaoxiaohu are shopping, discussing what new work to do.

"What ideas are we going to find today?"

"I think Armor Warrior is good, but Kamen Rider Light is a bit too monotonous."

"The Super Star God is also very powerful, it is also great to order a set of Super Star God for Yingbao!

"The previous plan for the steel tank was too backward. Let's buy a solar furnace. This is advanced and powerful."

"Not only technology, chakra, ninjutsu, spiritual power, Zanpakuto, super powers and the like can also be introduced."

25 "In this case, the budget may be very tight."

"It's okay, you can let Yingbao tour the whole mainland. Making money is not as simple as drinking water."

"That's right, that's a good idea. With the charm of my shadow treasure, the tickets for the concert will definitely sell out."

The two younger sisters were having a good time chatting, when suddenly they felt a chill on their backs, as if a piece of ice had stuck to their backs.

It was General Lei Dian who finally found the culprits of the two, and the berserk posture was like the first machine without electricity.

The two idiots looked back and saw General Lei Dian rising into the air, showing the ultimate decisive battle posture.

"Better wake up, you two eternal sinners!"

The huge thunder and lightning incarnation drew out the thunder machete, accompanied by the background music of the god of carrying rice.

The whole sky was covered with dark clouds under the majesty, and the thunderstorm shone brightly, heralding the inhuman beating that would follow.

Then the screen went black, and there was a scream dubbed friendly by Mr. Tom Cat, "Wow, ow, ow, oh ho ho ho yeh yeh!"

It's just that there is no picture, just listening to the screams is not so refreshing.

The video just ended with the screams of Xiaoyingmei and Fenmaohuhu being beaten [Ning Guang: What do you think these two people are up to? ] [Big Dipper: Let's do things, one by one, just doing things, it's all right now, let's get beaten up. (Funny)] [Paimon: The Yingmei in the second creation video is getting more and more troubled by Aixia, I am really afraid that one day she will really become such a scumbag =? ? ? (?????)] [Ying: I was afraid that Paimeng you would become Paimeng ([-]_[-]), I said that the second creation video was linked to reality, and not everyone is like Yae Shenzi Crumbs inside and out. ] Yae Shenzi: @红, little guy, what do you mean by that?Why am I crumbs inside and out (?~?)? ] [Xu Hao: The son of Yae, the fox with pink hair and crumbs, who doesn't know the whole Tivat continent. (Funny)] [Yae Miko: Damn (炸#)! ] [General Raiden: Becoming an idol seems too troublesome. Sure enough, it is better to go to the shadows, (factory~) Chew! ] [Shadow: Don't even think about it (dish)! ] Yingbao is often treated as unfilial and feminine, and laments that life is difficult for God.

But judging from the beginning of the video, she does have a strong premonition that it will happen in the future.

Wave after wave of second-chuang videos impacted her belief, and she wasn't even sure if she could hold on to it.

The life in the second creation video is indeed very beautiful, but the reality is cruel! Then, it's time for the next video.

The last video of the hot pot fight, but there is a follow-up.

Put the title on the big screen: "Who will pay the bill?" "As soon as the title came out, the first person that the viewers thought of was Mr. Zhongli.

After all, there is a high probability that he will be involved in the issue of debts and bills.

[Hu Tao: This guy Zhongli seems to be in debt, I don't know who was cheated this time? ] [Dadalia: Do you still need to think about it?I'm probably the one who's been slaughtered (Yi [Huang Long Yidou: Oh, I didn't expect Dada Duck to be self-aware (???)?!] Me, that guy Wendy is also possible.] [Wendy: Hey (△Chuan)? Why are you bringing the topic up to me again?] [Amber: I think it makes sense, our Fengshen-sama is indeed I also often spend time eating and drinking. Fly (factory,) factory] Anyway, among the four gods who appeared on the stage, Mr. Zhongli and Wendy have already proved that in reality they are naive.

What the two of them did, the melon-eating audience were not surprised.

On the big screen, the video starts: the story follows the last hot pot fight.

The halberd under the crotch, the Dada duck with the red rabbit horse in his hand came back to life for some reason, and finished the hot pot meal with Mr. Zhongli, Boss Taotao and Yingmei.

A few meals are called comfort, and we started chatting after the break time.

Dada Duck: "So that's it, Ying has already been to Sumeru, how is the environment there?"

Grandpa Zhongli: "Speaking of which, I haven't seen the new God of Grass yet. I'll meet you when I get a chance."

Boss Taotao: "Ying, if you have a chance, you should help me attract more customers."

Yingmei: "It's easy to talk about. When I have time, Xu Hao and I will go to the Gilded Brigade for 170 times, and we will keep a lot of business for you."

The Gilded Brigade in the live broadcast room became restless for a moment.

what do you mean?

Come to our gilded brigade to do some business?

Come on, wouldn't it be good to go to the advance team of fools?

If it doesn't work, the treasure troupe will do it too.

Scared, very scared, super scared.

Anyway, at this moment, all the members of the Gilded Brigade made up their minds, absolutely not to provoke Xu Hao and Yingmei, the kings of Hades.

See you, hide as far away as you can.

Don't fight back when hit, don't fight back when scolded, just want to save a little life.

In the video, the time passed while the four were chatting.

Yingmei slumped on the chair in a disfigured manner: "I'm so full, I can't eat anymore."

Under her chair lay a Pymon with a round belly.

Grandpa Zhongli said this time: "Since we have enough food, let me pay for it this time."

Paimon expressed doubts: "Zhongli actually brought money?"

Oh, this is really a rare thing.

Grandpa Zhongli: "Well, I have always been taken care of by you."

Boss Taotao: "Hey, Zhongli, why are you doing this? Didn't you agree that I will pay you?"

Dada Duck also took out his pocket at this time: "Don't, don't, don't grab Miss Walnut, I'll give it, I'll give it."

Three people vying to pay the bill, this scene is rare.

Chapter 360: These three really racked their brains to escape orders

The old man Zhongli, who is a loafer in the street, spends his money everywhere, and owes money, actually has to pay the bill this time.

The rarity of this matter is no less than that of the leather swordsman Huanggou's 4090 graphics card, which debuted at 40 90 soft sister coins.

Anyway, it's pretty outrageous.

[Wendy: Tianshou (??)? !The old man actually brought money! ! ] [Paimon: Unbelievable, really unbelievable (mouth?)! ] [Xu Hao: Did the sun come out from the west today (?w?)? ] [Walnut: Wow, I'd rather Xiangling give up slime cooking, and I don't believe that Zhongli will bring money ([-])] [Zhongli: Uh, is it really hard to accept →_→] [Tinari: No The way, after all, the three gods do not have a Mora is already common sense in the Tivat continent. ] [Wendy: Ahem, correct me, I can still earn some Mora's as a bard (one"] [Video: Huh, boring.] On the big screen, the video continues to play: All three want Paying the bill, the three of them are very face-saving, so they have to fight for it.

Grandpa Zhongli: "I'll give it to you, I brought a wallet this time."

Boss Taotao: "Hey, no need, I'm the head of the Pastoral Hall, since I'm treating you today, it must be me."

Dada Duck: "Don't, don't, I'll do it, I'll do it, and Ying helped me a lot no matter what."

At this time, an unexpected embarrassing situation occurred.

The old man Zhongli touched his wallet, and his heart was shocked: "What a mess, I didn't expect that I only brought a wallet, but no money."

Boss Taotao also noticed the bad situation and panicked: "I seem to have changed clothes when I went out today."

Dada Duck touched the wallet, his expression was frozen, and his heart was filled with sadness: "Ah! Suddenly I remembered that all my salary was spent on the funeral of the lady."

The three of them were extremely embarrassed: "It's over, I forgot to bring the money."

This is called if there are no accidents, and an accident did happen.

[Xiao Gong: Pfft (vomiting blood), I thought there was going to be a fight to pay, but it turned out that none of the three brought any money, which was okay. ] [Kaya: It's really unexpected, it's reasonable, and I'm afraid it will be a play of mutual evasion, hahaha. ] [Walnut: The hall master is meticulous and will never make such a mistake. ] [Rosalin: You brought me in again...] [Xu Hao: This is called invisible, but there are legends everywhere in the world (mouth)~] [Yan Fei: Nine of the ten appearances of the lady are in Other people's lines enter (factory,)] on the big screen, and the video continues to play: there is no money in their pockets, and the three people who just wanted to treat them are embarrassed.

Dada Duck thought: "What to do, what to do, what to do?"

"Just now I said that I want to give money, but now I suddenly find that I don't have any money with me, how dare I open my mouth."

Boss Tao Tao was also troubled: "It's okay if you didn't bring any money, why did you rush to pay the bill just now!"

"Now if you say you don't have money, you can't get off the stage..."

However, the old man Zhongli had a much thicker skin, and said directly: "Ah, I'm sorry, Ying, I..."

However, the old man Zhongli was half-speaking, Dada Ya and Boss Taotao rushed up and covered his mouth: "No, no, nothing, Zhongli doesn't want to say anything."

Dada Duck thought to himself at this moment: "Damn it, Zhong Li is used to not bringing a wallet, so even if he said he didn't bring money, Ying wouldn't care."

Boss Taotao thought to himself: "Just kidding, how could I let you escape alone, I will never let you say that you have no money!"

Now it's getting awkward.

None of the three had any money, and all three wanted to get away.

The swords were on the verge of breaking out, and the eyes of the three met and sparked fierce sparks.

Dada Duck's inner thoughts: "No matter what you say, it is impossible to say that you have no money now..."

"And judging from their behavior just now, neither of them brought any money."

Grandpa Zhongli guessed in his heart: "I just wanted to say that I didn't bring any money, and they immediately covered my mouth."

"So, if one of the two of them says they don't have any money, the other will stop it."

Boss Taotao already had a clear understanding in his heart: "That is to say, the key to this game is who can escape paying the bill naturally and let others pay. "

Good guy, the behavior of these three people to shirk the bill has become a game.

It's really crouching dragon and phoenix chick plus a domestic tiger.

Grandpa Zhongli made the first move, planning to use the urine escape: "Well, I'm going to go to the toilet. As soon as he said that, Boss Taotao and Dada Duck teleported over and pressed him on the stool: "Come back!Do you think you can escape from here with such a childish means? "

"Don't underestimate the two of us, bastard!"

At this time, Yingmei suddenly said: "Well, can I go out for a while? I want to go out and buy something."

Boss Tao Tao stood up and felt a little surprised: "Eh? You want to go shopping?"

"Then how about I go with you?"

Boss Tao Tao's inner expression suddenly became extremely treacherous and evil.

Hahaha, this is really an excellent opportunity and excuse.

Dada Duck suddenly felt bad: "Okay, Miss Walnut wants to take the opportunity to slip away."

Boss Taotao held a goose feather fan in his hand, covered his mouth and snickered: "That's right, Ying wants to go shopping, and it's normal for me to go with her as a girl."

"You two boys, just stay in the store and pay me obediently, oh ho ho ho ho But, you have Zhang Liang's plan, and I have a wall ladder.

Dada Duck pressed her onto the chair and said, "Why do you have to go for such a small matter as shopping?"

"Just tell me what you want to buy, and I will buy it for you."

Dada Duck's move is also quite subtle, which shocked Boss Taotao: "What a deal, the young master actually used this move in reverse."

Dada Duck was very proud: "That's right, since the girls are going to go shopping, it's only natural for me, as a boy, to help you do the shopping at this time."

"Miss Walnut, you should stay in the shop and pay the bill!"

Boss Tao Tao was a little anxious, and pinned his hopes on the old man Zhongli: "Zhongli, what are you doing? Zhongli! Stop him quickly!"

However, the old man Zhongli rebelled directly: "Young Master is right, let us do this little thing for you."

Boss Tao Tao immediately spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "You bastard, you actually betrayed (皮#)!!"

Grandpa Zhongli thought to himself: "Who cares about you so much, the most important thing is to find a way to escape."

As expected of the old master Zhongli, the master of the daily trap.

Boss Taotao naturally didn't want to sit still: "Don't trouble the two of you with such a trivial matter, I'll just go there (for Zhao's)."

Dada Duck evaded: "No, no, how can this work, let us leave it to the two elders."

Paimon was very puzzled: "I always feel that the three of them are unexpectedly enthusiastic today."

Dada Duck still felt very stable, and thought to himself: "It's useless, in the current atmosphere, it is obvious that Ying will let me and Zhong Li buy it."

However, Boss Taotao smiled mysteriously, and there was another trick: "Do you think you can succeed this way, son."

Boss Taotao directly saved Yingmei: "Yingmei, can I borrow a little bit to talk? I want to tell you a secret."

Yingmei answered dully: "Ah? Okay."

Then the son was shocked to see Boss Taotao pulling Yingmei out, he wanted to go out with them!

Boss Taotao smiled confidently: "Hmph, that's right, young master."

"Indeed, as you said, girls want to buy things, and it's only natural for boys and girls to have sex.

"But using this feature in turn, if the four of us go out at the same time, who do you think the clerk will ask to pay the bill?"