Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Ultimate move, an almost impeccable ultimate move!

Chapter 360: In order to escape from the order, Zhongli turned into a woman

When eating, boys and girls go out together, and the clerk will usually stop the boys to pay the bill.

Boss Taotao's hand is really beautiful.

[Hu Tao: Hahahaha, my hall master is really smart, this tactic is absolutely foolproof. ] [Dadalia: Why did you bring yourself into it? It’s really out of touch with reality. There’s nothing wrong with it. The lady didn’t die. Even if it’s really a funeral for her, it’s impossible to spend my salary (X )! ] [Rosalind: I said it all, don't bring me along (?~?)! ] [Kaya: They are all real talents. They forgot to bring money together, tried to escape together, and even played art of war. ] [Coral Palace Xinhai: It looks funny, I think there is something that can be used for reference in the art of war. ] [Goro: As expected of a military advisor (*???)!

[Xu Hao: Uh...maybe, I can really see a little bit of art of war. ] On the big screen, the video continued to play: Dada Duck was stumped by Hu Tao's trick: "Okay, if two men and two women go out together, the clerk will usually stop the boy to pay the bill."

"That is, me and Zhongli."

Dada Duck gritted his teeth, Boss Taotao's move is really powerful.

As the saying goes, 187 is good, a dead fellow Taoist will not die a poor Taoist.

Dada Duck can only plan like this at this time: "If this is the case, as a last resort, we must give Zhongli to..."

Dada Duck looked back, but he didn't see Mr. Zhongli.

Then he turned his head and looked again, the old man Zhongli was talking and laughing with Yingmei and Boss Taotao. No, it was not the old man Zhongli.

Elder sister Xu Zhongli with fluttering long hair.

Dada Duck almost spit out a mouthful of old blood: "You bastard, you actually betrayed (皮#)!"

The Dada Duck in the video was shocked by Grandpa Zhongli's betrayal, while the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room were shocked by this male-to-female transformation.

[Paimon: Zhong, Zhong, Zhongli has become a woman =? ? ? (?????)! ! ] [Ying: And still so natural, not blunt at all (? A? Chuan)? ? ! ] [Walnut: I'm a green onion, this is too immoral, I turned into a woman (a mouthful)! ] [Wendy: This operation of the old man, uh... Maybe I need to change my name, is it Big Sister?Hey (cfaa) hey~ (funny)] [Qin: This time, it's really unimaginable...] [Shadow: Outrageous. ] [Nashida: Hey!Morax actually (*??)

[Ruotuo: Morax, your wear and tear seems to be a bit serious, hey ([-]")] [Zhongli: Me, me, you, hey...] Mr. Zhongli really doesn’t know how to explain it, he can only Long sigh.

After all, he did pretend to be a woman during the days when he was wandering around in Li Yue's world.

The angle of view returns to the big screen, and the video continues: Although he has changed into a woman in order to escape the order, the cheeky old man Zhongli doesn't seem to think it's wrong: "In terms of general rationality, the son should still give the money."

The situation is very critical, Dada Duck is so anxious that his forehead is sweating.

However, he was still quick to think: "Hey, hey, this is not good."

"All four of us are leaving, so who will pay the bill?"

"Why don't we go out together after paying the bill?"

After hearing this, Yingmei rubbed her chin: "Well, that's fine."

Boss Taotao was upset: Damn it, she skipped us and asked Ying to agree with her directly. "

"In this way, it is not easy for us to object."

Although MMP is in his heart, Boss Taotao can only agree: "It's okay, then we will pay the bill."

The four of them sat down again, and Dada Duck breathed a sigh of relief: "In short, we managed to stabilize everyone, and now we are back to the original point."

"But, who should pay the bill?"

The problem was back to the original point, and the three of them had to find a way to slip away by themselves and let others pay the bill.

And at this moment, Ningguang appeared.

When Ningguang saw Laiying, she was a little surprised: "Isn't this Ying, long time no see."

As soon as Ningguang appeared, Boss Taotao, Grandpa Zhongli, and Dada Duck seemed to see the arrival of a savior.

The three of them thought at the same time: "Here comes the one who pays the bill! Just let her not buy it!!"

Ningguang also had the same intention: "Speaking of which, Ying, you finally went back to Liyue, and there is no chance to entertain you."

"Do you think this is okay? I will pay for the meal this time."

The trio who didn't bring any money burst into tears immediately: "Ningguang, you are too kind! We didn't say anything and you rushed to pay the bill."

In the eyes of the three of them, Ningguang is the holy angel who saves the world from fire and water. Rushing to pay the bill."

Ningguang was slightly surprised: "Oh? Really?"

"Since this is the case, I have to give them face. Then I will invite you when I have time."

After speaking, Ning Guang left to get busy.

The trio who didn't bring any money were hit by a thunderbolt: "Ahhhhh! The person who paid the bill ran away =????(??????)!!"

Boss Taotao was stunned: "It's over, what should I do?"

Dada Duck is still analyzing: "No, think carefully about what Ying said just now."

Grandpa Zhongli also discovered the key: "That's right."

What Ying said just now was: "No, no, Hu Tao said that they invited this meal."

Grandpa Zhongli and Dada Duck were overjoyed, and they unanimously pointed their finger at Boss Taotao: "I just said that Hutao came to pay, so I will give it to you!!"

Boss Tao Tao is now more and more confused: "Ehhhhhhhhhh? Damn it!!"

However, Boss Taotao is so easy to deal with: "Huh, pick out the words, right, I will give it to me."

Boss Taotao walked up to Yingmei: "Ying, you have almost eaten, so let me pay the bill today."

However, Boss Taotao still has the move of breaking the boat and taking a gamble.

Boss Taotao said in a strange way, "Look at Zhongli and Young Master, they don't seem to want to pay the bill."

"I really can't stand it anymore, I will pay the bill today."

Boss Taotao's move was ruthless enough, he sneered in his heart: "Hee hee, son, Zhong Kui, can you bear Ying's suspicious eyes?"

This move is also quite vicious.

This is the legendary kidnapping of morality.

Chapter 360 Four: If you suddenly think of me

Boss Taotao's eccentric moral kidnapping made Dada Duck a little overwhelmed.

He is a dignified fool, and the executive officer is also a person who wants to save face.

Dada Duck was very angry: "It's too shameless to play moral kidnapping!" Boss Taotao: "Don't be too wordy, just say whether you accept it or not."

Faced with this move, Dada Duck could only bite the bullet and go on, flipping through his wallet: "What, Miss Walnut, look at what you said, does my son seem like a person without money?"

Boss Taotao was overjoyed: "Very good, I really took the bait."

But where did Dada Duck get the money from? He could only make further calculations in his heart: "Damn it, then don't blame me!"

Then Dada Duck pointed at the old man Zhongli again: "I'm not some guy who goes out without money, that kind of person is really embarrassing."

A bead of sweat fell from the forehead of the old man Zhongli, and he had no choice but to show his strength: "No, you'd better leave it to me. I suggest that I'm the one who entertains you, so I'll give it to you.~"

Then, the three men fought.

It seems that each one of them was very ruthless, and they were in a mess.

But in fact, this is also a strategy!

Sure enough, Ying stopped them after seeing them fighting: "Stop, stop, stop fighting."

"Or, should I pay the bill?"

The trio who didn't bring any money stopped fighting immediately, and their eyes lit up: "This is so embarrassing, hahaha, I'll leave it to you, Ying, bye."

Then, these three people ran away in a hurry under the bewilderment of Yingmei and Paimeng.

This is also an extremely subtle tactic.

As long as the three of them fight because of rushing to pay the bill, then Ying will definitely pay the bill to stop them.

The three of them thought of this tactic at the same time, and this synchronization rate can be used to open the storm crimson.

Yingmei touched her wallet in a daze: "It's strange, how come Hutao and the others run so fast, eh? I don't seem to have any money with me..."

Her wallet was also empty.

At this time, Gan Yu appeared: "Eh? It's Ying, it's been a long time."

Yingmei didn't say a word, she walked over directly: "What, Xiaomei, I forgot to bring my wallet, what do you think? Give it to me?"

Although Gan Yu was also a little confused, she still nodded and agreed: "Okay."

Yingmei peeped through the keyhole and planned to pass the emoji: "NICE!"

The three-person group who peeked outside the door without any money were quite shocked: "I still let someone else give it (mouth)!!" This story has no deep meaning, it just tells everyone to check whether they have a wallet before going out.

If you have a wallet, please double-check that there is no money in the wallet.

Otherwise, it would be as embarrassing as these silly critics today.

[Gan Yu: I actually gave the money in the end (*???)!And why Ying also calls me Xiaomei, why is it the same as Xu Hao? Qian (Factory [-])] [Hu Tao: That is, although the head of the hall has a gold-swallowing beast, but the family is also rich (~)] [Beidou: What do you think these three people are fighting for? If you don’t bring any money, just write it down. If you don’t have a (,) factory] [Ying: That’s right (*???)!Just book directly! ] [Paimon: Then every time we go out to eat, it will be charged to the account of the Northland Bank. (Funny)] [Dadalia: Show some face, Paimon, everyone really treats me like a cash machine ()] Today, for the last video, Xu Hao intends to be more serious.

In the future, he also plans to add a little more serious secondary wounding. Who knows if he will create a few mental illnesses just by creating people.

Therefore, appropriate serious secondary trauma mitigation is still necessary.

The title of the last video was typed: "If you suddenly think of me", you can tell at a glance that it is probably a serious second-generation video.

[Amber: I bet this must be a serious second-hand video, bet on a plate of fried pork with honey sauce and carrots (*)] [Paimon: This bet is meaningless at all, Amber’s fried pork with honey sauce and carrots is just thrown out. Human (?~?)] [Wendy: I ​​feel like this is the name of a song, and my intuition tells me that maybe I will be the main character (V)~]....... Wow, so confident (?w?)? ] [Barbara: This is the intuition of a musician. ] [Xin Yan: That's right, the intuition of musicians is quite accurate. ] On the big screen, the video begins: Under the clear sky, the brisk guitar sounds in Mond City.

Wendy stood in front of the fountain in the square, playing the guitar and whistling.

Grandpa Zhongli, Yingbao, and Naxida appeared one after another, shaking their heads gently following the music beside Wendy.

3.2.1, sing!

Wendy: "Recently, are you busy? Don't even make a phone call."

"Oh ∑ (mouth?)? Is that right? Hey, I didn't give you the number before."

"But, no, there's a reason why you don't look for me."

"Next time, I will punish you to drink with me until the sun rises."

Nasida sat on the branch: "Even if you don't know me well, don't try to hide."

Yingbao was a bit reluctant: "What have you learned recently, come to discuss it when you have time."

Grandpa Zhongli spread out his hands: "Me? It will be good when you arrive."

The first climax comes.

Wendy: "Spread your palms and fold the front four fingers, and repeat three times to imply that you should visit me often."

Nasida: "Tell me about your recent troubles and stupid things. I won't think you are wordy, but I will laugh at you for being stupid."

The first climax is over, and Yingbaolai is responsible for the whistle of the transition.

Seeing the sweat on her face, she was really reluctant.

Grandpa Zhongli: "If you must bring a gift, I will..."

Wendy interrupted: "Ahem, flowers picked from high mountains, wine made from dandelions."

Grandpa Zhongli: "I want to..."

Yingbao interrupted: "Duanzi milk, lotus flower cake, these sweet things are fine."

Grandpa Zhongli: "I..."

Nasida interrupted: "I heard that your creative cooking skills are not very good..."

Grandpa Zhongli: "Uh(??)?, I want to..."

Nasida continued to interrupt: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, my appetite is quite small."

The old man Zhongli had no choice but to say, "Well, that's all, it will be good when you arrive (Factory [-])." Zero.

Chapter 360: What is a fanbook?

The second climax of the music.

Wendy: "Spread your palms and fold the three fingers in the middle, and rotate them to your ears to imply that you should contact me often."

Nasida: "Tell me about your interesting stories and joys, I won't think you are wordy, I just want to hear about your happiness."