Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Boss Yingmei: "Then you also have ten thousand moras."

Brother Douzi sprayed: "Nima (皮#)!!"

The video ends.

[Dada Duck: So, what is the difference between the price of twisting your butt and taking a bath (?

w? )? ] [Kaya: I think this is probably not a serious bath house. (Funny)] [Arataki Ichito: Damn, is it so expensive for Ah Chou to take a bath?No, what does this have to do with ass twisting?Will twisting the butt take up more space and waste more water ([-]")?] [Xu Hao: Brother Douzi’s reaction has always been quite slow. Enter (,) factory] [Amber: Ying plays some trivial roles every day .] [Ying: Why did I open such a strange bathhouse in Inazuma? Yingmei.

PS: I have something to go on a long trip today, and there will be another update later in the evening.

Chapter 370: The handsome mandrill who is not tall and mighty

Traveler's crisis.

On the big screen, the video played: At the beginning of the scene, Yingmei was chased and beaten by a rock king.

Yingmei called for help loudly: "Help! There is such a big rock king, can someone come and save me!"

At this time, Grandpa Zhongli, Dada Duck, and Mandrill Miaomiao appeared.

Poor King Yanqiuqiu, who was showing off his power just now, turned into ashes all over the ground in an instant.

Embracing her life, Yingmei first expressed her gratitude to Grandpa Zhongli: "Thank you for saving me, tall, mighty and handsome Zhongli."

Grandpa Zhongli: "It's a trivial matter."

Yingmei then expressed her gratitude to Dada Duck: "Thank you for saving my tall, powerful and handsome son."

Dada Duck: "You're welcome."

Yingmei finally expressed her gratitude to Mandrill Miaomiao: "Thank you for saving me... handsome Mandrill."

Mandrill Miaomiao was puzzled: "Huh?"

Everyone else is mighty and handsome, but when it comes to Mandrill...

Then, another title was added: "Traveler's Gratitude" video was played immediately: 25 travelers' sisters know how to repay their kindness. They were rescued before, and now they must thank them.

Yingmei brought the old man Zhongli to an earth vein flower: "Thank you Zhongli, I know you are short of money, and to thank you, I will give you all the Mora in this earth vein flower."

Grandpa Zhongli: "Thank you too, I'm interested."

Yingmei found a good bow in the market and gave it to Dada Duck: "Thank you son, I know you like to fight. To thank you, I will use this weapon for you later. 0 Dada Duck: "Thank you too You, I like it very much. "

In the end it was Mandrill, Yingmei took him to the grocery store and bought a lot of milk: "Thank you Mandrill, I know you..."

"To thank you, I bought you some more milk. In the future, remember to go to bed early and exercise more."

Mandrill Miaomiao was a little puzzled, but then reacted a little: "Huh?!"

The meaning that the traveler wants to express is very clear.

Then, directly to the subtitle of the third paragraph: "The Traveler's Farewell" this time, what kind of interesting persecution will it be?

Yingmei bid farewell to Grandpa Zhongli: "Goodbye Zhongli, remember to make more money when you go back to Liyue, and don't let Hall Master Hu pay for you any more."

Grandpa Zhongli: "Thanks for the reminder, I will."

Yingmei bid farewell to Dada Duck: "Goodbye son, remember to wear more clothes after returning to the solstice, don't catch a cold, let your family and me worry."

Dada Duck: "Thanks for the reminder, I will."

Yingmei bid farewell to Mandrill Miaomiao: "Goodbye Mandrill, then why if you meet a girl who fainted after eating an apple on the road after you go back, you must take her."

Mandrill Miaomiao was puzzled: "Why?"

Yingmei: "Don't worry about that, that little girl has a stepmother, and her stepmother has a magic mirror, after you smash the magic mirror..."

Mandrill Miaomiao couldn't bear it any longer: "Have you had enough trouble? Jing Yao Nuo Wu (炸#)!"

A string of three videos ends.

The whole process was aimed at Mandrill Miaomiao's height.

[Ying: Erchuang's pot, it has nothing to do with me →_→] [Drill: Disrespect to the immortal master (?~?)! ] [Zhongli: Cough cough, Mandrill's stature, well, it's really a bit of that. ] [Arataki Ichidou: For such a small person, he really needs to drink more milk and eat more meat, maintain good work and rest habits, and exercise more, so that he can be as tall and mighty as my uncle. ] [Jiuqi Shinobi: Boss, he is a Yasha, he was born like this→_→] [Haoyu: Woo, Zaoyu seems to grow taller ([-]")] [Kanoin Heizo: I discovered the wind attribute of God The eye holders are all short, even Fengshen.] [Maplehara Manyo: Indeed, apart from Mond's Qin leader, it is true that I have not seen a tall wind god's eye holder.] [Jin: Uh... well, yes, it’s weird ([-]”)] [Barbara: My sister is a special case, it’s special. ] [Xu Hao: I feel that Qin may have broken the curse of the shortness of the wind attribute, and raised the average height of the entire wind attribute by himself. ] [Wendy: Actually, I don't think it has anything to do with me, hehe. ] Hahaha, Mandrill Miaomiao is tall, it will always hurt, okay, let's watch the next video, and type the title: "General Thunder and Lightning: Did you leave this card with a bug?" "The title stated that it was related to General Thunderbolt, but the BUG didn't mention that Watts knew about it.

[Xiaogong: What is this BUG, ​​what is it (?w?)? ] [Alhaysen: I don't know, sorry for my ignorance. ] [Xu Hao: BUG is a kind of electronic, program error, card BUG, ​​you can understand it as opportunistic, taking advantage of loopholes. ] [Ying: That's right, that's probably what it means. ] [Yan Fei: So judging from the title, it should be that General Thunder and Lightning encountered some kind of loophole behavior. ] [Yae Shenzi: Oh, that might be interesting. ] [General Thunderbolt: It doesn't matter, (~) chew! ] On the big screen, the video begins: the first opening scene is in the castle tower.

General Thunder had just beheaded Rosa 203 Lin, and said to Yingmei: "I allow you to leave the General's Mansion standing up."

In this way, Yingmei walked to the gate of the General's Mansion step by step against the strong pressure of the gods.

Ye Tiandi and Wulang also arrived at this time with a group of Haizhi Island rebels.

At this moment, the thunder behind Yingmei tore through the space, and General Lei Dian swung his knife towards Yingmei.

Just when everyone thought that Yingmei was going to send it, Yingmei took a step back. This step brought her back to the general's mansion.

And General Lei Dian, who had already drawn his sword and was about to slash Yingmei, retracted his sword and returned to the Thunder Rift.

It's as if she didn't show up just now.

Yingmei took another step back and just stepped out of the general's mansion.

Immediately afterwards, the thunder behind him tore apart the space again, and General Lei Dian struck again.

Yingmei quickly turned back and walked back, and the thunder and lightning disappeared like the video was played backwards.

After watching it, the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room expressed that they understood what the bug was like.

Allowing Yingmei to walk out of the general's mansion standing up is a rule that General Lei Dian said and set by himself.

So, as long as Yingmei doesn't go out of the general's mansion, she can be stuck on the line of life and death.

Chapter 370: Grandpa Zhongli Delivers a Major Speech

As long as he doesn't leave the general's mansion, General Lei Dian can't slash Yingmei.

So, that is to say, as long as the foot is still in the door frame, it is safe.

So, the feet stick out, and General Thunder appears.

Pulling his feet back, General Thunder disappeared again.

Stretch your foot outside the door, General Thunder appears.

Move the foot back again, and General Thunder and Lightning disappeared again.

Such a scene, accompanied by a cancan, is simply ridiculous.

Yingmei is like a certain lawyer surnamed Fang, jumping repeatedly above the red line.

Hey, I jumped in!

Hey, I jumped out again!

Hey, I jumped in again!

Hey, I jumped out again!

Hey, hit me, idiot!

Yingmei jumped repeatedly, General Lei Dian repeatedly appeared with a knife, and then went back.

Ye Tiandi, Goulang Gouzi, Paimeng, and the Haizhidao rebels were all stunned.

I am an ornamental fish, what kind of operation is this?

Although it is indeed fun to watch, how long do you two plan to continue?

Anyway, Xiaoyingmei was addicted to playing, so she jumped repeatedly at the gate.

She danced very happily, but General Thunder didn't want to play with her anymore.

Appeared directly inside the door, looking at Xiao Yingmei like a fool: "Stop it, it's embarrassing ([-])"

Scratch Yingmei: "Hey~"

The video ends here.

For the safety of your life, please don't randomly jump around at the gate of the general's mansion.

[Maplehara Manyo: So... there is still such a way to play (??)? ! ] [Di Luke: This is the card bug, it is indeed amazing, and there is a very clever operation. ] [Sino: You are allowed to go out standing up, as long as you don’t go out, you’ll be fine, well, it’s quite interesting, but unfortunately it’s not a homonym, otherwise it would be a very good joke. ] [Tinari: Yes, fortunately it’s not a homonym, otherwise someone has a new cold joke ([-]_[-])] [Ying: If it’s realistic...] [General Thunder: I think it’s very funny Yes, you can play around, anyway, I don't want to cut people at all, (~) chew! ] [Paimon: Eh(???)? ! ? ] [Ying: What do you mean (△Chuan)? ] [General Thunder: I just don’t want to move. If you have anything to do, you can just go to Yingbao, don’t look for me (factory, factory) factory] [Xu Hao: Sure enough, a Thor has been ruined, it seems to go to Dao Wife to make trouble It's much easier. ] [Shadow: Don't make trouble (dish#)! ] [Wendy: Xu Hao wants to make trouble, then you can't stop Thor, it was the heyday, you, me, and Mr. Zhongli combined were not enough for him to fight. ] [Zhongli: Well, indeed. ] [Ruo Tuo: He didn't use all his strength when he hit me last time. ] [Shadow: (mouth;)! ] Yingbao was shocked, even the three gods of Quansheng couldn't beat them together? !

Damn, with the movement last night, it turns out that this dog has hidden his strength.

If it wasn't for the sudden emergence of the abyss, it would be impossible to force it out.

It's over, I really can't keep my butt.

The shit sages of Sumeru Academy also felt that their ass might have to hang on a tree.

Alright, let's move on to the next video, the title of which rolled onto the big screen: "The Rock King Dijun Delivers a Major Speech on Key Issues!" "This title seems to be a bit serious.

[Kujo Shaluo: Oh?The big question is, is Liyue doing anything big recently (?w?)? ] [Ke Qing: When it comes to important speeches, it used to be at the invitation ceremony, but I don’t think it will be a serious second creation, it will definitely be a spoof→→] [Dadalia: Our Rock Lord and my photogenic The frequency is about the same, and they are all favored by the Erchuang live broadcast room. ] [Kaya: But Lord Yan has a lot of serious second creations, Dada Duck, you almost never fly (factory,) factory] [Dadalia: @凯亚, you don’t understand the reason why people are hard to tear down Is it (one)? ] On the big screen, the video starts: the camera is facing the podium, on which sits our Rock King Emperor Zhongli.

Behind him stood the two guardians, Boss Taotao and Dada Duck.

It's just that the two protectors have their eyes closed, and they seem to be resting with their eyes closed again.

Grandpa Zhongli began to speak in a very leadership style: "Then we have to face a very embarrassing fact."

Grandpa Zhongli tapped his finger on the table: that is the so-called key issue. "

"The key issue is how to define a problem as a key issue.

"With such questions in mind, let's re-examine the key issues."

"I think the key questions are the ones that each of us has to face.

"So when faced with this kind of problem, the key question, what should be, how to become the key to the problem."

Grandpa Zhongli tapped his finger on the table again: "I have also thought it through carefully, thinking about this issue every day and night."

"We firmly believe that we have grasped the crux of the problem."

"Then that is, we have grasped the key to the problem."

The melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room said that they are still confused and a little sleepy so far.

The two guardians must have fallen asleep.

Grandpa Zhongli, the leader on the video, continued to speak: "Then, we have grasped the key to the problem." (OK)

"Then the key to the key issue must be able to, or in other words, already."

"Ah, in other words, if you grasp the key to the problem, then there will be no key problem."

Grandpa Zhongli raised his finger and shook it: "There is no key issue, no matter how important it is, it is not a problem."

"You said, am I right?"

Grandpa Zhongli spread his hands and asked, a burst of warm applause erupted from the podium. Boss Taotao and Dada Duck, the guardians, were still resting with their eyes closed.

Grandpa Zhongli suppressed his applause and asked: "Is there anything else, do you want to add?

At this time, Yingmei, a reporter in the audience, stood up and asked, "Then Emperor, how should the key problem be solved..."

Before Yingmei finished speaking, Grandpa Zhongli slapped the table and said, "The meeting is adjourned!"

So, what is the key question?

Chapter 370 Three: Xu Hao and Yingbao's daughter?

What was the so-called major speech?

[Beidou: Ah, this... I have been talking for a long time, what did I say (one")?] [Ningguang: I don’t know... (Duck shakes his head. GF)] [Arataki Ichito: This, I can’t understand at all Ah, what is the key issue, what is the key issue, my mind is all confused.] [Jiuqi Ren: Same, I didn’t understand what Lord Yan said at all (=203)] [Paimon: Paimon’s head is also I'm confused, this video doesn't seem to have anything to say from the beginning to the end, right? (Pimon scratches his head in doubt. JPG)] [Kaya: It's here and here, I don't think there is any intention to talk about the problem at all. , It’s purely fooling ghosts!] [Ying: This style of speech is really familiar to a hundred million points...] [Xu Hao: It’s quite familiar. I’ve heard it a thousand times since I was a child, and I’ve heard it eight times. Hundreds of times, I can’t let out a loud fart for several hours (, [-])] [Zhongli: Uh... Anyway, I can’t become like this, unless it’s too worn out ([-]”)] [-][ Walnut: No wonder I fell asleep in the back, I must have known what the speech was about (???)? ] [Tinari: Fortunately, it's not a homophonic stalk. ] [Sino: Huh(?w?)? ] Sai Nuo was a little unhappy, why does it feel like everyone in the live broadcast room doesn't like his jokes very much.

Especially the bastard Tinari, who obviously had a problem with his own joke.

OK, Uncle Xu Hao started working on the next video.

Although Beidou and her younger brother haven't studied the battleship thoroughly, at least they can start it.

If there are no accidents, we can set off for Daozuma this evening.

Since we are going to Daoqi, let Yingbao arrange the rest of the video today. Then, the title will come up first: "Sure enough, this child is as crumbly as the master" is a title that is not very clear, but since If there are crumbs, it will probably be more fun.

On the big screen, the video starts: Xu Hao stays with a very small Ying Bao in Daozuma's castle tower.

Xu Hao taught Xiaoyingbao: "Father."