Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Little Shadow Treasure: "Ma Ma~"

Xu Hao shook his head: "Read after me, Dad."

Little Shadow Treasure: "Ma Ma~"

Xu Hao was a little depressed: "Wang Defa"

In the end, I didn't expect Xiaoyingbao to learn this sentence: "Wang, Defa?"

At this time, mother Dayingbao came over, pointed at Xu Hao and asked, "Who is this?"

Little Yingbao replied: "Wang Defa."

Yingbao looked confused: "Who taught you (△ Chuanchuan)?"

At this moment, Little Yingbao raised his hand and pointed at Xu Hao: "Father!"

It was Xu Hao's turn to be confused again: "∑(????)?!?

Well, you cheating child, this is intentional.

[Jiujo Shaluo: This, this is...Xu Haohe, the general's daughter=? ? ? (?????)! ] [Yae Shenzi: It was carved out of a mold, it must be, that's right ([-])] [Kaya: Awesome, admire, worship, having a child with Thor, really a role model for my generation. ] [Qin: Well, the children are already so old. Could it be that going to Daozuma this time...] [Beidou: This baby looks like two or three years old, darling, Xu Hao, you are really good. Does Thor turn us into sisters ('?w?)? ] [Zhong Li: With his ability, it is not difficult, but in terms of universal rationality, it is very possible. ] [Amber: @尤拉, damn it, we both have to hurry up, and when Xu Hao comes back next time, he will take him to a hot spring. ] [You La: @安柏, don't say hello in the live broadcast room (Factory mouth;)! ] [Shadow: Impossible, absolutely impossible, (#), how can I give birth to a child? ! ] [General Thunderbolt: It seems that it may also be me. I don’t know how to have a baby. What’s it like to be a mother (V)~? ] [Shadow: @雷雷General, shut up, even you can’t do it (ten dishes)! ! ] Yingbao was angry and flustered, she never thought about having a baby.

And if General Shulei gave birth to a child, wouldn't it be her granddaughter? .

Directly become three generations under one roof?

Although the child in the video looks very cute, just like her.

But if you really want to have children, forget it.

In this regard, the Thunder Cannon kid said that I would really appreciate it.

As far as his old mother's level is concerned, it's better not to have children, he knows the pain of the native family too well.

Next, it is the last video of today, the long video of dinner.

Headline, hurry up and don’t ink it: "Yes, the general one by one raised the average bust of the Seven Gods, but lowered the average IQ." Hohohoho, this title is very offensive, and directly puts the key to the problem Point it out, unlike the old man Zhongli in front of him, he couldn't make a loud fart for a long time.

[Bae Shenzi: Oh, I agree with this title so much, my Silly Yingbao is indeed not very smart, hee hee (factory yV)~] [Nine Tiao Sha Luo: @八重神子, the general’s wisdom is not that of an ordinary person It is understandable, please pay attention to your words, Lord Yaegongji (?~?)] [Arataki Ichidou: Look at the anxious nine stinky dogs, the general is not smart, this is known to all Tie Art continents, yes Bar. (The groundhog picks his nostrils. GF)] [Xu Hao: From the perspective of the operation of the lock-up order, it is indeed not very smart. Anyway, all the countries that I know to play with lock-up orders have been sent in the end. ] [Shadow: Nonsense, I will prove to you that my eternity is incomparably correct (皮#)! ! ] Tsk tsk tsk, although Yingbao's mouth is tough, his heart is not so stable.

On the big screen, the video starts: In the general's office in the castle tower, Yingbao, Pink Fur Fox, Jiutiao Saluo, and Yingmei are discussing matters together.

Pink Fur Fox: "Today's agenda is the leak review of "Inazuma's Travels" written by a traveler."

Yingmei: "Yes, Chapters 8 to [-] of the Castle Tower have been approved before, and there is no problem with Chapter [-]."

Yingbao doesn't think so: "Wait, I think some content is very problematic."

Not only is it a problem, but the problem is not small.

Chapter 370: Raising the average bust and lowering the average IQ

There is a problem with Chapter 8 of Yingbao Storytelling, Yingmei is a little confused: "For example?"

Yingbao opened the book and showed Yingmei: "Let's start from page 211."

Yingmei glanced at it and said: "It's just that Sanfeng is oppressing the people, and Leishen just sits by and does nothing."

The Shenli brothers and sisters in the live broadcast room were stunned. Since when did Shefeng oppress the people?

That's all due to the work of Ding Ding Xing Xing and Tian Ling Xing Xing!

Yingbao denies Yingmei's statement: "That's a lie. We don't oppress the people, only oppress foreigners."

"It's not just page 221. There is another vicious accusation on page 224, saying that Wu Xiang was caught by a mortal, which is simply a disgrace to the Seven Gods."

"Worse is 231 pages."

The pink furry fox at the side said: "Oh, on page 231, it says that his ability to govern the country is worse than his cooking skills~."

"I couldn't eat snacks, so I was crying and making noise."

"The average chest size of the Seven Gods has been increased, but the average IQ has been lowered."

What Yingbao listened to was the kind of pink fox with an angry face, who might draw a knife in his chest and cut someone at any time, but the more he talked, the happier he was, with a mocking smile on his face.

[Yae Miko: Hahahaha, increasing the average bust size and lowering the average IQ is so appropriate, hahahaha...] [Xiang Ling: The ability to govern the country is worse than cooking, how bad is this (? w?)? ] [Paimon: Can explode, eat dead people's cooking skills] [Ying: Then I guess it's the worst in Tewat, right? ] [Xu Hao: Can't eat snacks, crying and making noises in anger, very pertinent, can issue a decree such as the lock-up order, that is indeed the worst monarch. (Funny. JPG)] [Shadow: The order to lock the country was issued by General Lei Dian, it's none of my business (?~?)! ] [雷雷General: @影, don’t blame me, you must know that my previous actions were all based on your thinking, and you have never denied all my actions, and the lock-up order is also your acquiescence, (~ )chew! ] On the big screen, the video continued to play: Yingbao looked angry: "Thank you, Son of God, everyone has read it before."

Yingmei: "Yingbao, I don't have time to play word games with you here. How can such a thing that everyone knows is a leak?"

"According to this standard, the fifth one is considered a leak."

Yingbao didn't take it seriously: "Chapter 5 highly praised me for beheading ladies to protect the people, and for planting the sacred cherry tree."

The corners of Rosalin's eyes twitched in the live broadcast room, it's good, she died again.

Yingmei: "These are not leaks? Chapter 5 was approved by you personally."

Yingbao narrowed his eyes, with a disdainful expression on his face: "Isn't this something that everyone knows about?"

The pink fur fox beside him also had the same expression: "Everyone knows."

Yingbao: "Even the title of Chapter 8..."

The pink fur fox interjected: "The social waste in the castle tower?"

At this time, Jiutiao Shaluo said: "Isn't this something everyone knows?"

Looking at the eyes of Yingbao and Fenmaodian, Jiutiao Saluo realized that he might lose his job.

Yingbao suppressed his anger a little: "Sorry, I think the eight chapters have been leaked, we have the right to refuse to publish, right?"

Yingmei's expression is not very happy: "You have this right, but I have already sent the manuscript to Coral Palace for printing, and Xinhai paid me fifty rough stones."

Yingbao frowned: "That can only make her stop printing."

Yingmei asked: "What reason?"

Yingbao: "The benefit of Dao's wife."

Yingmei: "I said, these are all"

Ying Baowen looked sullen: "It's shameless and obscene, Dao's wife will never allow me to laugh at me."

"Uh...I mean, it is not allowed to destroy the majesty of the Seven Gods."

"Chapter 8 must never be published, understand?"

Facing Yingbao's strong threat, Yingmei could only let it go with a look of displeasure.

The screen turns.

After a while, in another office.

The pink fur fox asked Jiutiao Sara, "How is it? Sara."

Kujo Sara replied, "It's not very good, Mr. Gong Si."

Pink Fur Fox then asked: "Does the general know that the book has been published?"

Kujo Sara: "I'm not sure, but Ichito Ararataki ran to the gate of the castle tower to recite Chapter 8 this morning. The general should have heard his laughter when he had breakfast."

...... Begging for flowers 00 Well, this is indeed something that Brother Douzi can do.

Pink Fur Fox: "I also heard that the general almost ate a bucket for breakfast."

Jiujo Shaluo: "Now it is spreading in the city, which has raised the average bust of the Seven Gods"

The expression of pink hair crumbs and fox crumbs said together: "But it has lowered the average IQ of the Seven Gods."

"Honestly, it's really interesting."

Jiujo Shaluo also smiled: "That's true."

What a scumbag, these two people are really too scumbag.

Kutiao Shaluo in the live broadcast room hurriedly stated that he would never be like this in the video, and would never damage the majesty of the general.

Hmm... But it seems that your way of feeding the general these two days has already offended the majesty. . 0. The perspective returns to the video.

Ayato, the milk tea man, appeared in the office: "Good morning, Mr. Gong Si."

Pink Fur Fox asked: "What's the matter?"

The milk tea guy Lingren was a little anxious: "Master General, is there... half of the people in Naruto Island are crowded in front of the gate of Shebu, waiting for our reply."

Kutiao Shaluo was puzzled: "It's only half?"

Milk tea guy Lingren: "The other half is in front of the gate of the castle tower, foreigners have also noticed."

"Waiting for entry on the outlying islands are reporters from the Steambird Morning Post, scholars from the Order Academy, and the bard from Mond."

"How will the general react?"

As soon as the milk tea guy Yaren finished speaking, the notification sound of Yingbao's summons rang out in the office. 0 pink dandruff fox shrugged: "We will find out soon."

For sure, there will be billions of points of unrest.

[Wendy: Sure enough, I knew that the book would definitely be released in the end.

Factory] [Yae Miko: It's a well-known thing, and it's great to release it for everyone to enjoy. (A groundhog fight is funny. JPG)] [Yan Fei: Reporters, scholars, and bards, a large group of melon-eating people, this is going to be famous all day long. ] [Xu Hao: Hee hee, in the real Tivat Continent, she is already famous all over Tivat (yV)~] [Shadow: Get out (>A<)! ! ]……zero.

Chapter 370 Five: Diversion of public attention, war or pregnancy

In the general's office, Yingbao sat at the desk with an angry expression on his face.

In front of him stood the pink fur fox, Jiutiao Shaluo, and the milk tea guy Lingren, these three subordinates.

There is quite a sense of déjà vu from the famous movie "The Three of Us" in country D.

Yingbao looked at the three people very displeased: "Huh?"

"Ok?"

"You guys are talking!"

Kutiao Shaluo hesitated for a moment and said, "Good morning, General."

Pink Fur Fox and Milk Tea Guy Ayato glanced at Kujo Sharo, and said together, "Good morning, General."

Yingbao stared wide-eyed and asked the milk tea guy Lingren: "Lingren, who was on duty last night last night? Zaoyou?"

Pink Fur Fox: "General, out of respect..."

Yingbao: "Not at all "[-]" respect, Son of God."

"Don't respect the principle of confidentiality, don't respect the interests of Dao's wife, and don't respect the immortal master."

"Unforgivable, where is the traveler now?"

Pink Fur Fox: "Who should I ask?"

Yingbao: "Just ask you, you'd better give me an answer."

"Go and check right away, she must still be Dao Wife."

The pink fur fox regretted talking first, but there was nothing he could do: "Okay, I'll go to Tianling right away."

Yingbao tilted his head slightly: "Don't look for Tianling to follow, find someone who is useful."

The milk tea guy Lingren asked: "General, you have to give me an answer. The people are all crowded in the society."

After hearing this, Yingbao looked annoyed again: "How can travelers not think about Dao's wife?"

"Why doesn't she write more about my accomplishments?"

The milk tea guy Lingren asked tentatively, "For example?"

Yingbao: "For example, I reconsidered the meaning of eternity."

A bead of speechless sweat hung on the forehead of the milk tea guy Lingren, and he said with a suppressed smile: "You have indeed thought about it, but there are no practical measures yet."

Yingbao was a little dissatisfied: "There will be."

The milk tea guy Ayato continued the topic just now: "Sorry General, but I have to tell the public that Linghua and Thomas are about to lose control of the situation.

Yingbao thought for a while and said, "Let's say it to the public, the traveler's description of me is full of lies."

Jiutiao Shaluo tilted his head in doubt: "Uh, you mean that the level of governing the country is worse than cooking?

Yingbao didn't expect Jiutiao Shaluo to be so direct: "Uh... yes."

Kujo Sara: "The problem is that this is the author's point of view, and expressing an opinion cannot be called a lie."