Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

Today is Thursday, but unfortunately there is no crazy Thursday in KFC now.If there were, various types of "V I 50" would have appeared in the group.

For a date with one person and one cat, Yanhe is talking to Bai Sumu when there is no one around, and one person and one cat use the Internet to communicate when there are people around.

Talking and sending messages, Mao Mao closed his eyes and went to the virtual dream world to reply.

Eat KFC, go shopping, buy puffs, sit in the park, and look at the starless sky and the traffic on the road.

"Meow."

Bai Sumu sat beside Yan He's lap, he didn't lie on Yan He's lap.

Because he walked on the ground after coming out to play, so he didn't lie on his feet and legs if his feet were not clean.

Yan He petted the cat and didn't speak.

One person and one cat just enjoy the leisure in the park.

In the park, there are aunts dancing square dances, grandpas walking, children running around, and parents gossiping.

Occasionally, a stray cat ran past, glanced at Bai Sumu once or twice, and then left.

Cats and cats cannot be generalized. Some cats lose their freedom and become women's playthings, while some cats are free to find food for themselves.

Being a cat, no matter what, being a pet cat is excellent. Of course, if the owner is a responsible and not irritable person, if the owner is irresponsible and irritable, then the life of the cat will not be very good.

Not everyone can keep pets, and some people are not naturally suitable for keeping pets.

Every winter and summer vacation, there will be more stray cats near the school. These cats that suddenly appear are basically thanks to college students.If you don't want to keep it anymore or feel that you don't want to take the cat away after spending money, you lose the cat irresponsibly.

Bai Sumu opened his mouth wide and yawned.

As always, he Ghs last night, didn't get much sleep during the day, and had another date at night, which made him a little tired.

Don't play games tonight, sleep well, give yourself a vacation, and give his concubines a vacation.

"Hey."

Looking at the sky, the words and voices are gentle.

"Meow?"

Bai Sumu raised his head and rubbed his head against Yanhe's skirt.

Ever since she grew her hair long, Fatty has worn small skirts more and more times, and her dress has become more and more like a girl.

Now Yan He can be seen as a girl except for her breasts, other aspects can be seen as a girl, and Yan He also wears makeup, Yan He who is already beautiful is even more beautiful after makeup.

"Tell me, what will we look like in ten years?"

For some reason, Yan He began to look forward to the future.

Ten years later, at that time, everyone will be going to the third year.

Bai Sumu thought for a while, but he couldn't imagine how he would run to the third.Because his face is a childish face, isn't it too much for him to have a normal face in his late thirties?At that time, don't be handsome and hulking, like Nezha.

"Meow."

Bai Sumu didn't know how to reply, and didn't know how to reply, so he meowed meaninglessly.

Yan He didn't expect Bai Sumu to answer, she was actually talking to herself when she asked this question.

"Tell me, will we all have children in ten years' time?"

Yan He's mind doesn't know if it counts as a leap, and he's thinking about things after marriage before he's married.

"Meow."

child...

Bai Sumu used to be a non-marriageist, but now it's just a matter of time and time.

"Heixiu, I have a question. If we have a child, will he/she have cat ears and a cat tail?"

Yan He stroked Bai Sumu's ears, and then stroked Bai Sumu's tail.

Cats have two tails, the second tail will not be exposed in front of outsiders, but this tail will be exposed in front of them.

It's a pity that the cat's tail is not as fluffy as that of a fox's. If Heixiu is a fox with nine fluffy tails, it will feel pretty good.

Of course, red foxes, arctic foxes, or other good-looking foxes are fine, but don't hide foxes.

Aesthetics are diverse. Some people think that Tibetan foxes may be pretty, but Yanhe cannot accept them.

"Meow meow."

Bai Sumu closed his eyes and sent Yan He a message on his cell phone.He made a wish to the system in his heart, he wanted the cat to be able to talk.Every time I communicate with my girlfriend, I have to go to the virtual dream world, which is very troublesome.

Almighty system, please, let me speak.

Bai Sumu prayed in his heart, although he didn't know how long it would take for the system to realize his wish, but he believed that the system would definitely realize his wish.Because of this reason, he stopped going to the store to buy things after he clicked [-]. Instead, he saved rewards for the system to send to him.

Who made his system the best system in the world?Although the other systems are useless, they will occasionally persecute the host, unlike his system, which is completely for his sake.If the system was a beautiful girl, he would have already agreed with her body.

It's a pity that the system is not a beautiful girl, nor is it a beautiful boy.Basically, it cannot be interacted with. It is just a cold wishing machine. Fortunately, this wishing machine does not spit black mud.

Yan He said that Bai Sumu was "meowing" most of the time, and a few times he would close his eyes and go to the virtual dream world to reply and news, and by the way, take time to reply to the news of Miku, Aling, and Tianyi.

Maomao knows that it is not good to reply to other women when I am dating my girlfriend, but other women are also girlfriends, so it is not appropriate not to reply, and what Miku and A Ling are asking is about a new song. As for the problem, Tianyi's words are also a serious matter, food is the most important thing for the people, she wants him to help bring barbecues to the snack street.

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PS: The update is complete, starting tomorrow, it will become a ruthless four-shift machine.

Volume 486 College life is really happy: Chapter [-] Rap, Diss, gold content

The cat went first, and the girl followed.

The black cat looked like a mass of flowing black mud, which surprised some passers-by with bad eyesight.

This is the end of the date.

It wasn't long before one person and one cat came out for a date, they just ate and went shopping.

Yan He is not a person who is particularly good at shopping. Like a boy, she always buys things with clear goals. She buys things when she sees them, and then goes home when she is finished. She does not shop around, and finally goes to the one with the most cost-effective price to bargain. .

As for bargaining for clothes, it was probably because of professional men, Yan He was not very good at bargaining.This makes her prefer to shop online than to buy in a physical store. She doesn't have to bargain with the shop assistants, and she doesn't have to worry about whether she can cut in half or let others make money.

For example, if you buy a piece of clothing, you can’t get change from the other side of the money, but the other side will give you another piece of clothing as change.

Mom wants to learn the bargaining skills, but she doesn't want to learn too much. After all, I always feel embarrassed when bargaining, worrying that the other party will not make money if I bargain too hard, and worried that the other party will not sell.

There is a constant game between her and the clerk, she wants to test the clerk's bottom line, and the clerk keeps testing her bottom line.

Too much trouble.

What kind of extreme teasing is this? If she knew how to tease the clerk, she would have started playing "League of Legends" long ago. After all, the game is teasing.

I really don't know how my mother learned to bargain, is it because of poverty, or something else?

Yan He wanted to be thrifty and try to bargain, but despite the fact that she could learn and do many things, she couldn't learn or do just bargaining.

In the park, Yan He sat down and looked at the time, feeling that it was not early, she went home with Hei Xu in her arms.

Back in the dormitory, Xinhua, Luo Tianyi, and Le Zhengling were a little surprised.

"Why did you come back?"

Le Zhengling took it for granted that Yan He and Bai Sumu would not come back after going out, and Luo Tianyi was not dating Bai Sumu, so how could he come back.

Now it seems that she was wrong, Fei Pang and Bai Jiang really came back, it seems that nothing happened back.

"You don't go..."

Xinhua hesitated to speak.

Going out this night, she thought that Yan He and Bai Sumu were going to stay out for the night, but she didn't expect it when they came back.

Luo Tianyi looked at the cat in Yan He's arms, then at Yan He, and said, "Fatty, did you visit relatives today? Aren't you and I at the same time?"

The girls in the 302 dormitory have similar schedules and similar diets, so they come to relatives at the same time.

It would be strange if Yan He didn't come after visiting relatives.

"No." Yan He shook her head, and she gently threw the cat on the ground, then said after a pause, "Can you stop being so shy, don't be so shy."

"It's going to be astringent."

Xinhua, who has only seen pigs running but never eaten pork, clamored.

"Yes, it's going to be seductive. If you don't be seductive for a day, uh...what's the next sentence? Epilepsy?"

Luo Tianyi touched his head and looked at Akuya.

"Seizure."

Le Zhengling reminded Luo Tianyi, an increasingly intelligent idiot.

"Yes, yes, yes, if you don't feel astringent for a day, you will have a seizure."

Speaking of which, Luo Tianyi shook, very much like the emoticons sent by the LSPs in the group.

"Yes, yes, go and have a seizure."

Yan He pushed Luo Tianyi's forehead, and pushed the idiot who was leaning over to go crazy back to the seat.

Back in the dormitory, Yan He immediately looked for the hair gluer.

After holding Heixiu all night, her clothes and trousers were covered with cat hair.Although Heixiu is a magical cat, he should still shed his fur.

This is the same as some people should lose their hair or lose their hair. Even if they don't stay up late, work and rest healthy, eat a balanced diet, and try various methods to prevent hair loss, their hair still keeps falling out.

Hair loss during the day, at night, when eating, when sleeping, in an aboveboard manner, and in secret ways, in short, hair loss.

Bai Sumu came to Lezheng Ling's side, first he rubbed A Ling's leg, and then arched his head against A Ling's leg.This means to ask Ah Ling to help him wipe his paws, the ground outside is not as clean as the dormitory, where Yanhe sweeps and mops the floor every day, it is much cleaner, let Ah Ling wipe it for him, so that he can jump on the table.

Le Zhengling understood Bai Sumu's special foot cloth to wipe his paws. Not only did he wipe his paws, but he also used his face towel to wipe his face and other dusty places.

Other cats may have to worry about getting fleas on their bodies when they go out. He is not another cat, he is the most amazing cat, so he will not have fleas or other bugs on his body.At most, he would go out and meet a homeless virtual diva, and bring them back.

However, he hasn't met a new virtual singer for a long time, and it seems that he will never meet, and he is a cat, so it is unlikely that "Gardan" will appear.Then meet the virtual diva. "Case.

[Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] This is enough for now. The two friends of Hatsune Miku, Ms. IA and Ms. Gumi, don’t have the idea of ​​meeting each other for the time being. The living ones are not the paper people who obey the settings in the virtual world.

Whoever said that a virtual singer must be a singer if she becomes a reality, you look like the world's number one princess, Hatsune Miku, she is neither the world's number one, nor her highness the princess.

Not all hairstyles in a day are those ponytails, sometimes it is a single ponytail or long hair, and sometimes it is a dangerous hairstyle.

After Hatsune Miku saw Yanhe's hair getting longer and longer, she, like Tianyi who had thought about it before, considered whether to wear short hair.

There is beauty with long hair, there is beauty with short hair, and handsomeness with short hair, and short hair is really good-looking. You can be rusty if you want to, and you can be sweet if you want to be sweet.

Maomao was lying on the table, and he was watching Rap that he couldn't understand with Xinhua.He hasn't written rap songs for Xinhua yet, but Xinhua has tried to write them herself. Of course, the rap lyrics she wrote must not be diss, dirty words, tobacco, alcohol, pornography, gambling, drugs, etc., nor are they arrogant and arrogant.

As for whether not swearing deviates from the essence of rap, if the essence of rap is swearing, then this thing is really funny enough.

Although he is a black cat, he doesn't like black people, but he thinks that if something is popular, there is always something good about it. Even if there are black people he doesn't like, at least some good people can come out of them, not all uncivilized The gorillas are not as good as anything.

For Rap, some people use film and television works as an analogy, saying that if rap music is regarded as a movie, if there are literary movies, there will be crime movies, and if there are school movies, there may be pornographic movies.Some movies describe the crime process of criminals, some creators of rap music claim to rob and kill in their songs, and some movies describe the life of drug addicts.

The problem is that crime movies are about making you think, not about making you look stupid [beep——! 】The same way you know that the export is dirty.

It is inevitable that Rap originated in the quagmire of the black slums in the beautiful country, and naturally has inherent spikes.But since it is unavoidably full of aggressiveness, can the layout be a little bigger, what are Diss people, the characters in Diss "Hetalia" ah.

Speaking of which, it is now 2015, and "Flower Planters Have The Hip Hop" hasn't come out at this time.

Xinhua is now concentrating on researching and learning rap, maybe he will become a big name in the rap circle in the future, just like [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] who is now a big name in the Internet singer circle.

Rap songs like "Call for Help", "Flying Dust" and "King of Rap" are just for Xinhua.

Speaking of it, these three songs seem to be written by a P master, tsk, this P master is the one who is particularly aggressive.

I hope he will not be given the opportunity to sing "Gold and Silver", otherwise he will not feel happy, but feel suffocated, feeling that even in this place, in this land, he can hardly breathe.

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PS: Don't say that the author is racist, I am not only racist, I discriminate against everyone equally, and I hate everyone.

Volume 487 College Life Is So Happy: Chapter [-] In the Last Years of the Eastern Han Dynasty, Divide!three!country!

Mao Mao doesn't want to care about current affairs.

It's a pity that there are some things that he can't just stop paying attention to if he doesn't want to. When he surfs the Internet, the current political news rushes to his face.

If the wind direction on the Internet is still "has the flower grower's rabbit lost his self-confidence?"