In the past, Bai Sumu looked at these and sneered, and the keyboard was unsealed, pointing Jiangshan and berating Fang Qiu inside.Now he is not the same as before, he is no longer a simple white sumu, but a black cat, a cat who does not go to school, does not work, and only meows.
Can you understand this little cat?
All the little cats can see are pictures. It’s useless to say that, so let’s have some pictures.
A healthy group needs key-polices and semaps, key-polices are not often found, because if there are too many key-polices, it is easy to ban, but se-pictures can often be found, because a group has too many semaps to be banned, this is for the LSPs of a group acknowledgment (confidence).
Cat ⑨: [It’s useless to talk so much, let’s have some pictures]
Bai Sumu sent a message in the group.
Don't want to go to class: [? 】
Yanhe: [? ? 】
Aya Caiyin: [? ? ? 】
Lezheng Longya: Astringent Picture.jpg
A scallion essence who does not want to be named: [General]
Huahua: [? 】
Aya Caiyin: [? ? ? 】
How can someone go crazy in a large group?
Le Zhengling looked at the messages sent by Bai Sumu and Hatsune Miku on her mobile phone. Although she was asking questions in the group, a bright smile could not be restrained from the corner of her mouth.
Among them, her stupid brother sent a picture of animal ears, white silk, and loli, and she was not angry.
There is nothing to be angry about, my stupid brother is a college student, not to mention the college students and the things that should be done with the object, and the things that should not be done, just say that my brother likes Two-dimensional things, his spirit The consolation can only be such things as Shutu, Benzi, Li (lǐ) Pan, butter, and ○○ cups.
If the spiritual needs are more advanced, it is TPE and silica gel.
Le Zhengling belongs to the college students who have done everything they should and should not do with their partners.
In terms of Ghs, she wins Dragon Fang too much.
This is the status quo of contemporary homesteads. Most of the homestays are clamoring loudly, but in fact they have sufficient theoretical experience and zero practical experience.It is rare to have a beautiful dream without a trace when I sleep at night, because the material is missing and I am stuck in the last step, even dreaming.
It has to be said that it is a kind of sadness.
Let’s talk about dreaming, there are everything in dreams, but dreams need materials, without materials, even dreaming things can’t be dreamed.
A Zhai and A Zhai cannot be generalized. Some Zhai said on the Internet that they are socially phobic. It is really socially phobic. It takes a long time to make friends. talk.
And some people say that they are social fears, just like Longya, who become friends during the day and "elbow, follow me into the house" at night, regardless of gender, regardless of skin color, and treat everyone equally, just like a sad wind.
As for not knowing who Beifeng is, don't ask, it will be unfortunate if you know.
White sumac is a cat in the tree, enjoying the dappled sunlight.Squinting his eyes, he looked at the pictures posted by the group of friends.He, Long Ya, and Miku were evaluating in the group, and their evaluations were basically average, not only was there no disturbance in their hearts, they even wanted to laugh a little.
"Meow~!"
Bai Sumu opened his mouth wide and yawned.
good day.
The weather is just right, the sun is just right, and there are no students to disturb.
The only fly in the ointment is that the cicadas are noisy. If he wants to sleep comfortably in the tree, he has to catch all the cicadas in the tree he is staying in and nearby trees, and then feed these cicadas to the school. cat cat dog goose goose duck duck.
That summer, Gouzi ate a cicada, and it felt like it had eaten the whole summer.
Bai Sumu feeds cicadas to some dogs, but they don’t eat them, they just keep them in their mouths and play with them, their brains buzzing and they don’t eat them, running around the school like a police car with its siren on.
It is summer.
Popsicles, watermelon, hot pot, herbal tea.
Probably because he had been with Luo Tianyi for a long time, when Bai Sumu talked about summer, all he thought of was food and drink.
Summer in Shenyang is not particularly hot.
It's not particularly hot, but it's still uncomfortable when it gets hot.
It is just summer now, some people wear short sleeves, while others still wear long sleeves, and some even wear sweaters.
Bai Sumu doesn't like summer, because if it's hot in summer, he has to rely on the air conditioner to survive, even the fan may not be useful.He likes autumn, which is not hot during the day and cool at night, because the sun in autumn is warm but not scorching, and it is cool but not cold at night, a blanket is enough.
It's a different story in late autumn.
"Xia Tian passed quietly, leaving a little secret, crushing you, crushing you, I won't tell you."
Luo Tianyi was singing strange songs in the voice of the crowd.
Today is the weekend, and the members of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] didn't seem to go out to play. I don't know why Luo Tianyi, Mo Qingxian, Hatsune Miku, and Lezheng Longya opened a group voice singing group.
Lezheng Longya and Zhengyu Moke sang in the group voice, which surprised Bai Sumu. They didn't go to play games, but they actually had leisure time to sing in the QQ group.
The other members of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] were there, and it seemed unreasonable for him not to enter the voice, so he also entered the voice and sang.
Originally he wanted to sing the song "Cocktail" adapted from "Timothy Grass", but now Kun Kun has not yet become top-notch, and he doesn't know where to play in the mud, so he thought about it and sang "Cao Cao Ordered A Fire".
"If you're not a hero, don't read Three Kingdoms~!"
"If you're a hero, how can you not read loneliness~!"
"Walk down Changban slope alone~!"
"..."
When Bai Sumu sang the version of "Cao Cao" from "A Fire in Winter", everyone who listened to the song in the group almost lived in Bengbu.
They thought they were going to collapse, but Bai Sumu's sentence "At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, divide! Three! Kingdoms!" still didn't hold back.
Outrageous, this is outrageous, what is the original song?
In terms of scum, cat ⑨ is really scum.In terms of rectification, cats ⑨ can really do rectification.
Members of [Gongshangjiao Zhengyu] and some group members sang in the group, and some group members recorded it and posted it on the Internet after everyone's consent.
Bai Sumu's outrageous "At the end of the Eastern Han Dynasty, divide! Three! Kingdoms!" immediately became popular.
The current Bai Sumu himself has a lot of fame, and the song he sang is indeed magical, so it is a matter of course for him to become popular.
Bai Sumu not only sang the "Cao Cao" version of "A Fire in Winter", but also sang the "Natural" version of "There is a Girl named Xiaofang in the Village", imitating the voice of Mr. Tengger and sang "Love cycle".
These songs are all magical and poisonous.
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PS: Many people should have heard of it, BV1iY41137f6, "Cao Cao Lights a Fire"
Volume 488 College Life Is Really Happy: Chapter [-] The cat advances by leaps and bounds!
"On this ordinary day, I wear ordinary shoes and walk on this ordinary street."
"Take out the ordinary earphones, find some ordinary feeling, and play a piece of ordinary music that I love the most."
Sitting on the grass in the playground, Luo Tianyi sang "Ordinary DISCO".
The weather is perfect today, and it is a good day to play games and sleep well.
It's just that she thinks it's a good day to stay at home, but Yan He and A Ling think it's a good day to go out to get some fresh air, enjoy the wind, and bask in the sun.
Under the condition of having dinner, she and Xinhua came out with Yan He and A Ling, and sat in the school playground.
"Oh, praise the sun!"
Luo Tianyi raised his head, opened his arms to the sky, and squinted at the sun.
"Show more sun and dry the water in your head."
Le Zhengling rested her chin in one hand, and pulled up the fake grass on the grass with the other.
"Abba aba aba."
The silly Luo Tianyi pretended to be stupid, and made a look of dementia.
"Xinhua, don't you feel uncomfortable sitting like this?"
Yan He looked at Xinhua's walking posture curiously.
She sits cross-legged, Tianyi sits with her legs crossed, A Ling sits with one leg crossed and the other leg hugged, Xinhua's words... a duck sits.
"Fortunately."
Xinhua didn't feel uncomfortable.
"Sitting like this, you are not pretending to be cute."
Luo Tianyi noticed something was wrong, and her eyes became sharper.
Xinhua usually doesn't sit like this on the bed, why is she sitting like this on the playground today? Could it be that she wants to pretend to be cute and find a man?
"Ah, is there any?"
Xinhua tilted her head and pretended to be stupid. On the surface, she was as steady as an old dog, but in fact she panicked a lot.
Oops, found out.
Xinhua, like many house-hunters, longs for love intermittently and enjoys being single continuously, but in the past two days she has read a very sweet, very sweet, very sweet novel, which made her want to have a taste of love. sweet.
If not, she tried to sit on a duck, acting cute.
Duck sitting is not a comfortable sitting position, but for love, it can be endured.
Of course, although Xinhua thought so, she knew that there was a high probability that she would not get love today.
She wanted to fall in love, but someone really came to her for a relationship, and she believed that she would refuse without any accident.
You must know that there are many people who confessed to her on the school's confession wall. She met people who confessed to her last semester and this semester. Fortunately, she never acted alone, but with Tianyi, Aling, and Feifei. She confessed that she didn't know how to refuse, but Feifei and A Ling would help her refuse.
In a place like a university, there are all kinds of people. Some people confess their love well, and they don’t stalk them when they are rejected. They leave in a gentlemanly manner. Some people’s confession is a classic excuse, placing flowers and candles under the dormitory. , relying on friends and curious passers-by.
Fortunately, Xinhua has never encountered such a confession.If there is such a confession, she will be a girl's heart, but she will really feel embarrassed.
Xinhua was thinking about love, while Luo Tianyi, Le Zhengling, and Yan He tried duck sitting.
What are these four people doing.
Not far away, Bai Sumu, who had nothing to do in school all day, found four girls on the playground.
Is this trying to duck sit?
Tch, boring.
Duck sits in white or black silk. What's the point of ducks sitting in trousers?
Bai Sumu ran away without even wanting to look at it.
He can't see the white silk, the black silk, and the scenery under the skirt. It's not interesting for him to stay here, so he might as well go and play with Miku.
During the day, Miku and Rin are usually there, so this play is a serious play.
Don't ask what unscrupulous play is, everyone is LSP, so don't pretend to be a gentleman.
The girls are basking in the sun on the playground, Bai Sumu is going to the river to bask in the sun, look at the Angler Air Force, and see if the group of people who released the animals are going to release Coke or Sprite today. Anyway, they released milk yesterday, and the day before yesterday Mineral water was released.
The day before yesterday when he was sleeping, someone picked him up and said they were going to release him to Changbai Mountain.
Meow meow meow?
At that time, Bai Sumu was rude and slapped the uncle who picked him up while he was sleeping.
See blood.
The chances of a kitten killing someone are small, but by no means zero.
If Bai Sumu is willing, he can turn into a ferocious beast and cut a person's throat with one claw.
The system has strengthened him for many years, and he has long been a monster that looks like a cat, but is actually stronger than a tiger.If his physical fitness is not good enough, it is impossible for Ye Ye Sheng Ge not to be on Hades' list.
"You're stupid [beep——!]."
When Bai Sumu came to the river, he heard the man's scolding.
Yo, what's up.
Bai Sumu recognized who the scolding person was, he often came to the river and met these fishermen who often came to fish.
It seems to be having fun!
Bai Sumu immediately ran to the river, and before he reached the river, he heard the voice of another fisherman from behind the woods.
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