Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

Some people don't wear yellow glasses, don't think crookedly, and face the wall crookedly... Forget it, just shoot them.

The life of Le Zhengling's family is no different from that of Luo Tianyi's family. They should eat and drink, take a bath and sleep with the girls at night, and make love to each other in the same bed.

The last one is that Bai Sumu is eating peaches, but he and Aling still have some.No matter how you sleep together at night, intimate contact is inevitable, because he is a cat, and Ah Ling has no defense against him, so he can not only rub Ah Ling's face, but also her gradual development boobs.

What kind of evil can a kitty have? He just likes you and wants to rub you.

A vigil is held on New Year's Eve.Lezheng Ling and Lezheng Longya could stay up all night according to the order.

In the evening, Lezheng Longya was playing computer games, Lezhengling and his parents were watching the Spring Festival Gala in the living room, and Bai Sumu was chatting with Miku and Xinhua pretending to be watching the Spring Festival Gala.

In order to celebrate the New Year, Station A and Station B have launched a "Spring Festival Gala" and a "New Year's Festival". These two websites have sent invitations to Hatsune Miku, Yanhe, Luo Tianyi, and Le Zhengling also have invitations.

It's a pity that Yan He, Luo Tianyi, and Le Zhengling are students and don't have time to prepare for the show.Hatsune Miku agreed, and did not release an original song, but a cover song with lyrics.

Station A is "Thousands of Chinese General History", and station B is "Oriental Huangliang Dream". The original song of the former is "Thousand Sakura", and the original song of the latter is "Fu of Immortal Sword".

One of the lyrics in "Thousands of Chinese General History" and "Oriental Yellow Liang Dream" is "She and his cat", and the other is "Qilunuo", that is, Baisumu.The reason for the different names is mainly because Qi Lunuo at station A is someone else, not him.

One of these two cover songs appeared in 2011, and the other in 2015. It must be his lyrics to be able to appear in the New Year Festival this year.

Bai Sumu remembers the lyrics because he has learned these two songs. He has not only learned "Thousand Books of Chinese General History" and "Oriental Yellow Liang Dream", but also "Thousand Books of Young Girl" and "Oriental Yellow Liang Dream Continued".

He also remembers the lyrics of the next two songs very clearly. If Miku can accept singing "Thousands of Young Girls", he thinks he can write this song.

Cover songs are much simpler than original ones. The songs are all ready-made, just change the lyrics and sing.

As for whether the original author will appear in the future, Bai Sumu is not worried.

Because he can write these two songs is just the task of the system, and the system allows him to write songs, which guarantees that the authors of these songs will not appear or create these songs.

On the second day after Miku accepted invitations from Station A and Station B, two of his daily tasks became writing songs for Miku to participate in the Spring Festival Gala at Station A and the New Year’s Eve Festival at Station B.

One of the three daily tasks requires him to "write "Thousands of Chinese General History" as Miku's Spring Festival Gala song at station A", another daily task requires him to "write "Oriental Yellow Liang Dream" as Miku's new year festival song at station B", and another The task is simply to tease him.

[daily task 0/3]

[1. Manyou under heaven is one family!Create "Thousands of General History of China" (reproducible) as Miku's A station Spring Festival Gala song (unfinished), reward: 20 meow points]

[2. Bilibili (゜-゜)つロ Cheers!Create "Oriental Yellow Liang Dream" (reproducible) as Miku's B station New Year's greeting song (unfinished), reward: 20 meow points]

[3. I am black and did not hang up!In "Crossing the Line of Fire", flying through the sky and escaping to see through the earth and losing my mother (not completed), reward: -233333 meow points]

Volume 91: Her Royal Highness Princess No. 30 in the World: Chapter [-] [-] RMB

February 2, today is both the first day of the Lunar New Year and Valentine's Day.

For Le Zhengling, today is a special day.

In order to play computer happily, she gave Lezheng Longya a red envelope.

"Happy New Year, brother!"

Lezheng Longya woke up in the morning and opened the door to see Le Zhengling and was startled when he heard her voice.

Lezheng Longya just woke up. Wearing a pink pajamas, he was going to pee in the toilet, drink some water, and then go back to his room to sleep.There is a toilet in his room, but there is no water to drink, so he has to go downstairs.

However, Ah Ling came to Happy New Year this early in the morning and almost made him change his pants instead of going to the bathroom.

"Happy New Year, happy."

Lezheng Longya didn't understand why Lezhengling got up so early, while her parents were still asleep.

Last night, the family went to bed very late. When he was playing games and it was almost twelve o'clock, his father called him to the yard to wait for the fireworks to go off at twelve o'clock.

He and A Ling played with firecrackers and fireworks downstairs for more than an hour.Dad set off big fireworks, and they played small ones.

In addition to fireworks, there are cannons, cannons and other interesting fireworks and firecrackers. The one he can name is Changtian Monkey. He doesn’t know the names of other fireworks. It’s useless to ask Dad, because he doesn’t I know, just buy it and play it anyway.

If it is said that on New Year's Eve, the fireworks are still intermittently set off during the day, but after twelve o'clock in the evening, the fireworks will be set off non-stop.

The whole city is full of magical fireworks at night.

For those who have poor sleep quality and poor sound insulation at home, it is basically impossible to sleep at night.

Lezheng Longya's sleep quality was very good. He slept until dawn, and he could still sleep, but Ah Ling made him unable to sleep.

"Just let me go, I'm going to pee."

Lezheng Longya can say whatever he wants, he doesn't need to care about his own image in front of his sister.He and Ah Ling didn't say that they grew up wearing a pair of trousers, but they also knew what the other party looked like when they were young, and they were also clear about the other party's black history.

Such as bed-wetting in elementary school, parents crying when they didn't come to pick up, and losing their temper without watching TV...

"Don't worry, my dear brother."

Le Zhengling said in a pretentious tone with a smile on her face.

The sound made Lezheng Longya get goosebumps.

What happened to Ah Ling today? Did she take the wrong medicine? She doesn’t usually call me brother. What’s going on today? Could it be that the new year is new and she wants to be a good sister in the new year?

Lezheng Longya felt that this was impossible, he tried his best to suppress the waves in his heart and pretended to be calm.

"Why. Be normal, I'm scared."

"Don't be afraid. Here, here's a red envelope for the New Year." Le Zhengling smiled and took out a red envelope from her pocket and handed it to Lezheng Longya.

Ok?

Seeing this red envelope, Lezheng Longya was suspicious, what happened, my sister gave me this red envelope as a brother?Although he felt strange in his heart, he still took the red envelope.

Eh, isn't it empty? !

When Lezheng Longya received the red envelope, he was ready for Le Zhengling to play tricks on him, thinking that the red envelope was empty, he touched it, and was surprised when he felt the real feeling inside the red envelope.

Could it be paper?

Under the lure of money, Lezheng Longya forgot about wanting to go to the toilet, he unceremoniously opened the red envelope in front of Lezhengling and looked at it.

Good guy, two pink little, big bucks.

200 yuan, 200 yuan, when did Ah Ling become so generous.

Lezheng Longya really didn't expect that Lezhengling would give him two hundred red envelopes. He patted his chest and said, "Tell me, what do you want me to do. Go to the mountain of swords or go to the sea of ​​fire?"

Just as the saying goes, offering courteousness for nothing is either rape or stealing, Lezheng Longya understands that Lezheng Ling's giving him a red envelope must be plotting against him.

"Today is Valentine's Day, I want to play computer games, understand?"

Le Zhengling's smile disappeared. Since Longya understood, she would not act.

"Understood." Lezheng Longya nodded, and took out two Grandpa Mao cards from the red envelope, "That's it..."

Lezheng Ling knew what Lezheng Longya wanted to do, so she said indifferently, "One yuan."

"Grass, too little!"

Lezheng Longya didn't expect Lezheng Ling to be so ruthless, he wanted to sit on the ground and raise the price, but Ah Ling's price was too low.For just one yuan, he would be gone after eating two small puddings.

"Ten dollars."

Le Zhengling raised the price.

"Oh, someone still wants me to keep her puppy love secret."

Lezheng Longya said with a bad smile.

"twenty."

Le Zhengling saw Lezheng Longya's mean smile and clenched her fists tightly. She was about to start when the word "five" blurted out, only to hear Lezheng Longya speak first.

"thirty!"

"Five...huh? Good! Deal!"

"Eh!"

Broken, low asking price!Lezheng Longya was dumbfounded, he heard Le Zhengling say "five", but his mouth was one step ahead of his brain, it was already too late when he wanted to shut up.

"Just now..."

"No, thirty, one price. Otherwise, I won't play computer games today, and I will pay back two hundred."

Le Zhengling didn't even need to finish Le Zheng Longya's words to know that he wanted to go back on his word, and immediately threatened to take back the red envelope.

"Thirty is thirty, give it to me."

Lezheng Longya stretched out his hand, feeling unhappy that he lost twenty.

"Well, wait a minute, why are you in a hurry! I'll go to your room and get it for you. I have a hundred coins on me, and I don't have any change."

Le Zhengling slapped off the protruding claw of Le Zheng Longya with one hand.

Lezheng Longya withdrew his hand awkwardly, followed Le Zhengling along the way to go to the bathroom, and asked curiously: "Excuse me, how much money did Mom and Dad give you?"

"you guess."

Le Zhengling smiled and said nothing.

"You guess I don't guess."

Lezheng Longya didn't guess, he wanted Lezheng Ling to guess.

"Guess, I guess, can you guess?"

Le Zhengling continued.

"Guess, I guess, you guess, I guess, can you guess?"

Lezheng Longya refused to admit defeat.

"Guess, I guess, you guess, I guess, you guess, I guess, can you guess?"

Le Zhengling answered.

"Guess I...forget it, 500."

Lezheng Longya doesn't want to play this crap game anymore, I guess, I guess, I guess your mother!

"Multiple by four."

"500×4=2000." Lezheng Longya calculated it easily, and then he was shocked, "Two thousand! Why is it two thousand for me and two thousand for you? Is there such a big gap between rich and poor!"

"Two hundred is not bad, and you don't even look at how extravagant you are spending money. If your parents give you two thousand, you're afraid that you'll spend all of the thousand in Q coins."

Le Zhengling knew that Le Zheng Longya was unbalanced, so she comforted him in a different way.Tell him that his parents give him less New Year's money because they are afraid that he will spend money indiscriminately.

"Nonsense, I'll charge five hundred."

Lezheng Longya said dissatisfiedly, how could he have a thousand Q coins, five hundred would be enough.

"..."

Le Zhengling didn't want to talk, and when Le Zheng Longya went downstairs to go to the bathroom and drink water, she found two pieces of change in the room.She waited at the top of the stairs, Hui Le Zheng Longya went upstairs.

"Well, here it is."

Lezheng Ling handed Lezheng Longya two 15 RMB tickets.

"15 yuan?"

Lezheng Longya was dumbfounded looking at the two 15-yuan renminbi.

"Sister, you are my elder sister and I am your younger brother. You have to give me fake money for 30 yuan, right?"

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Lezheng Longya had seen fake money before, but this was the first time he had seen two 20-yuan bills with the same color as ten yuan and one with 15 yuan.

"Where did you get the money? Use fake money to break the law."

Lezheng Longya felt novelty looking at these two 15 yuan items with different colors.

"Tianyi gave it to me. Doesn't her family run a restaurant? Sometimes they receive fake money and game coins."

Le Zhengling was not teasing Zheng Longya, and gave one real ten yuan and one real twenty yuan.

"I thought you'd give me a thirty."

Lezheng Longya returned the two 15 yuan to Le Zhengling. I really don't know what kind of brains this counterfeit person is, how could he make two 15 yuan.

"If there is one, I will give it to you."

Le Zhengling also wanted a 30 yuan ticket.It's a pity that at Luo Tianyi's place, she has seen these two 15 yuan in different colors. The other counterfeit money is all genuine counterfeit money, not this kind of dishonest counterfeit money with a wrong face value.