Mr. Cat in Luo Tianyi's family can't get up

"Right."

Le Zheng Long Ya nodded, and didn't say anything more to Le Zheng Ling.Although he said he wasn't sleepy anymore, but his eyes hurt, he thought it would be better if he was still sleeping.

Mom and Dad are still sleeping, A Ling can ignore Mom and Dad to play computer, he dare not do that.

Who let the family not be exposed to rain and dew, and only spoil the little princess A Ling, and the prince of his family is useless.

Lezheng Longya went back to sleep, Lezheng Ling's father Lezheng Heqing and mother Yi Ruoqi were sleeping, and Bai Sumu was also sleeping.

At Lezheng's house in the morning, Le Zhengling didn't sleep, she didn't rush to the master bedroom to play computer and contact Bai Sumu.

There is one day today, enough time, she can slowly wait for her family to wake up.

Le Zhengling returned to her room, got into bed and got under the covers.Instead of going to sleep, she plans to read manga and novels to pass the time.

She didn't want to do winter homework on the first day of the new year. She felt that if she did it this year, she would have to do a lot of homework. It would be better to read comics or novels and pet the cat.

On the night of New Year's Eve, Bai Sumu slept soundly, the lively fireworks outside were of no use to him, he could fall asleep quickly by relying on the fragrant and soft girls who specialized in eating peaches.

At 12 midnight, he made a wish that he could become a human.

Anyway, here is what he said, I hope the system will not be ignorant of flattery, if not, then he can only worship the system as his adoptive father, and prepare to "a man born in the world, how can he live under the people for a long time" sharpen his knife to his foster father .

Of course, these Bai Sumu are only dreaming, the system has no entity, even if he kills himself, he may not be able to die with the system, how can he sharpen his sword and rush to the system.

At ten o'clock in the morning, Bai Sumu, who had slept contentedly, woke up.

Bai Sumu rubbed his eyes, he found himself in Le Zhengling's arms.Ah Ling was lying on the bed reading a novel, so strictly speaking, he was being pressed by Ah Ling's chest.

Even though the breasts are small, compared to the UMP45 version of Yanhe, Ah Ling is still quite predictable.

If this was Yan He, he could feel Yan He's ribs pressing against his back.

It's a bit insulting to say, but it's the truth, it's not insulting, right?

"Are you awake, slob?"

Le Zhengling felt the movement of the cat in her arms, and looked towards her chest, just in time to meet Bai Sumu's eyes.

"Meow~."

Bai Sumu called out lazily.

I woke up and slept very comfortably. Thanks for the hospitality. I'm still sleeping together tonight.

"Are you hungry, let me cook for you."

Le Zhengling touched Bai Sumu's cat head that came out.Bai Sumu pretended not to understand and did not answer, squatting on the head of the bed and began to lick his messy hair from sleeping with Ah Ling.

Slowly and meticulously.

Bai Sumu was grooming his hair, and Le Zhengling just watched him, quietly watching him without speaking.

After Bai Sumu finished licking herself, she said: "Let's go, I'll take you to wash your face and make you breakfast."

Speaking of which, Le Zhengling got off the bed, picked up Bai Sumu who was on the bed, and walked to the bathroom.

In the morning, Bai Sumu was playing with Le Zhengling.

It had nothing to do with mom and dad waking up, Le Zhengling didn't feel comfortable playing computer games, so she just watched TV with Bai Sumu.Most of the TV programs were reruns of the Spring Festival Gala, and she didn't feel bored, so she chose a station at random and watched the Spring Festival Gala program one by one.

The program can't be said to be particularly interesting, but it can be watched, unlike the future Spring Festival Gala, which will become more and more ugly.

Melting stems, forced sensationalism, forced sublimation and outrageous "single is a dog".For some reason, shows like the Spring Festival Gala are becoming more and more ugly, there are fewer and fewer old artists, and more and more people who are difficult to comment on.

so boring……

When Bai Sumu watched the Spring Festival Gala, he only liked to watch sketches and cross talks, and he didn't like anything else.When the programs on TV are not skits or cross talk, he feels bored, and he feels bored when some skits are not good enough.

I miss the sketches and whispers of the Spring Festival Gala in the past, how wonderful are Mr. Chen Peisi and Mr. Zhu Shimao, Mr. Zhao Lirong, Mr. Ma Ji, Mr. Hou Baolin...all the old artists from the past.

The only ones I can see now are Guo Donglin, Jiang Kun, Feng Gong, Zhao Benshan, Jia Ling, Cai Ming, and Xiaoshenyang. Many of these people are old people, and they are no longer young. When they leave the Spring Festival Gala stage, he really doesn’t know What to watch in the Spring Festival Gala.

The taste of the new year is getting weaker and weaker. Not only is it related to the prohibition of setting off fireworks, but the Spring Festival Gala is getting more and more popular, which is also a big assist for the taste of the new year.

Watching the Spring Festival Gala, Bai Sumu, who had woken up, felt sleepy. He has watched all the 2010 Spring Festival Gala shows, and he has no expectations to watch it again. Why not go to Miku to play games, just to wish him a new year.

Bai Sumu closed his eyes and came to the dreamland to log in. The people in the large group were either asking for a happy new year or asking for red envelopes. In the small group, only Miku was talking. Last night she sent many messages, nothing more than talking about herself "Empty, lonely, cold", everyone is spending the New Year with their family members and not going online, she is an old empty-nest group leader here alone guarding the empty group.

Seeing these news, Bai Sumu sent many question marks.

Hatsune Miku saw Baisumu bubbling, and sent a voice message.

"Gong Xi Fa Cai, bring the red envelopes. If you don't take the red envelopes, you will be labeled as a panda."

【…】

Seven years old, no more.

Bai Sumu made an assessment of Hatsune Miku's age.

"Send an ellipsis, red envelope, red envelope, red envelope, I want a red envelope!"

Hatsune Miku shouted loudly, and she seemed to be still hitting the table from the sound.

【Not given】

【It's useless for you to hit me】

【I am a black cat, no matter how hard I fight, I will not turn into panda eyes】

"Then make soup, scallion and cat soup."

Hatsune Miku said with a smile.

[Why can't it be scallion essence soup]

"How can I cook soup when I'm so cute?"

【cute? 】

【laugh】

【噗嗤.jpg】

Bai Sumu sent an emoji of a panda covering its head and smiling.

With this emoticon pack, the fighting picture war begins again.

Picture: "噗嗤.jpg", location: "Images/1641938204-100280191-108211820.jpg"

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PS: No way, it's burnt out, Chapter 5, coo coo.Good night, mommy.

Volume 93 Her Royal Highness The World's No. [-] Princess: Chapter [-] When You Feel Annoyed, Just Get in a Convertible Car and Go for a Drive

Bai Sumu didn't say anything to Le Zhengling on Valentine's Day, they chatted and played games as usual.

Le Zhengling didn't feel that this way of falling in love was wrong, and Bai Sumu felt that it was wrong, but he didn't say it out.He is still hesitating whether to take the harem line or not. This line is not easy to walk, and if he is not careful, he will become Makoto Ito.

It’s also pretty good to get along with Ah Ling just like this, to be a companion to chat, play with, and "paper man" boyfriend, and listen to Ah Ling herself telling him about the happiness and troubles encountered in reality.

Take your time, whether to go for the harem or pure love, it will gradually become clear as time goes by.

As for the so-called pure love harem...

Bai Sumu didn't think this thing would exist.

Pure love means "pure, single-minded love without any impurities or evil thoughts".

Pure love in the harem is a joke, the harem is the harem, don't say anything, when a person's heart is broken into many pieces and likes multiple people, it can't be called pure love, but scum.

Isn't the heart broken into many pieces, the heart broken into slag?

To be honest, Harem Fan can be said to be a loose tauren from the perspective of the female protagonist. Compared with the female protagonist of Reverse Harem Fan, many male protagonists will feel that the word Harem cannot be combined with pure love at all.

Strict tauren or orthodox tauren works generally have three major roles: the heroine, the yellow hair and the bitter master. In terms of the plot, it is pure love first, then threats, and then sex, and finally the heroine is evil- Fall, or the sufferer takes over.

Of course, there is another possible ending, that is, the heroine, Huangmao and the suffering master live happily and harmoniously together.This also becomes the reverse harem, and the same is true for the harem.

However, no matter whether it is a harem or a reverse harem, pure love, threats and subsequent plots often do not appear.

Take the harem as an example. A group of women like a man. The women may be hostile to each other, or they may not be hostile and get along with each other, but in the end they can basically be relatively friendly to each other and become the man's harem.

There will be Baixue and Shura field, and pure love will appear at most in the early stage, and when a third party intervenes, it will not be related to pure love at all.

The term pure love in the harem is just wishful thinking.

No one likes to share their favorite people with others, not even electronic ghosts.

"You've said so much, don't you still have the idea of ​​opening a harem, tsk."

Hatsune Miku smacked his lips in displeasure.

At night, everyone in Lezheng's family fell asleep, and Bai Sumu, the cat, was still chatting with Hatsune Miku in the dream.

[The beginning of human beings, the true nature of sex]

【I advocate the true nature of human nature】

Bai Sumu exposed his true heart or nature.

"At the beginning of human beings, the nature of sex is not bad. Your theory really opened my eyes. It's a pity not to win the Nobel Prize."

Hatsune Miku couldn't help applauding Bai Sumu's shocking words.How this guy doesn't need Bilian to say such a thing, he can speak out with his true nature.

【Live and learn】

[I don’t understand, read more books, there is Yan Ruyu in the book]

Although Bai Sumu couldn't see Hatsune Miku, he shook his head and put on an old-fashioned look in the image of a cat.

"I'm afraid you remember Yan Ruyu."

Hatsune Miku complained, she saw Bai Sumu's inexplicable anger at these two words, I don't know how many times she wanted to give Bai Sumu a big onion.

【I still remember the golden house】

Bai Sumu in "Encouraging Learning Poems" remembers that "the book has its own golden house, and the book has its own Yan Ruyu", and other "the book has a thousand bells and millets" and "the book has a lot of horses." He is completely different. Know.

"It's not sex, it's money. You are really vulgar."

Hatsune Miku knew what the Golden House and Yan Ruyu meant, so she knew she shouldn't expect anything from this lewd, scumbag, or dead cat.

【if not? 】

[Money is not everything, but without money is absolutely impossible]

【Life is all about power, money and sex】

[Advanced tastes are what rich people can pursue, while poor ghosts can only pursue vulgar tastes like money to prevent starvation]

What Bai Sumu talked about was a bit sad, the reason for his time travel was to pursue small money.

Before the money is pursued, the person is gone first.

"You speak so emphatically, but what does this have to do with my scallion essence?"

Hatsune Miku knew that she couldn't let Bai Sumu chat anymore, she had been with Xiaobai for so long, she knew that Xiaobai must be "born a human being, I'm sorry" in the end if Xiaobai talked about such a topic.

【It's ok】

【You are a stupid ghost】

【I will be a cute cat】

【Perfect】

Bai Sumu knew that Hatsune Miku didn't want him to talk about such a topic, and he didn't want to talk about such a topic, but occasionally seeing the news, learning about current events, and thinking of his short life with both hard work and happiness, he would inevitably feel trouble.

That's all, mediocrity.

"When it bothers you, just get in the convertible and go for a ride."

Hatsune Miku said such words, she sent a Kennedy emoticon pack to Bai Sumu.

In 2010, the meme of Kennedy’s expression “乐” hadn’t appeared yet, and Hatsune Miku would have this expression pack, which Bai Sumu asked her to help make.

Bai Sumu asked Hatsune Miku to help him make a set of emoticons about Kennedy's "Le", which he often used in the group, so it was quickly spread to other places by group friends.

When you feel bothered, just sit in the convertible and go out for a walk.

happy.

have fun together.