As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

The first was Xining Wei. A thousand households raised their swords and roared, and Qian Mingerlang who followed behind him also raised their swords and roared, and then started to run slowly and rushed towards the city wall.

Behind this thousand-household battalion are the second guards of the palace—they are not allowed to be in the front because they are afraid that they will lie on the ground again after being bombarded, and they are placed in the second echelon in order to allow them to continue to fulfill their obligations as cannon fodder, no matter what It has to consume a wave of defenders, at least to create a gap for the Xining guards behind to attack, right?

The third echelon is the nine thousand-household battalions of Xiningwei. They have opened up some distance from the second guard of the Wangfu. At the same time, there is a relatively large gap between the battalions. This is not only to avoid focusing fire, but also to make the front line horizontal Elongated, causing the defenders' artillery to disperse again.

"Beat the drums! Keep beating the drums! Don't stop!"

There was only the last Thousand-Household Battalion left in the Chinese army. King Yiduan, who was guarding them, roared and asked the warriors to beat their drums to cheer them on, while looking at the direction of the city wall in fear and guessing: the artillery fire is about to come, right?

At this moment, the Qianhu camp in the lead has almost rushed to the area where the second guard of the palace was bombed just now, and the Qianhu who was not afraid of death in the lead also became nervous at this moment, he slowed down a little, and at the same time signaled his subordinates to disperse as much as possible Open some, so as not to fry a piece.

But what no one expected was that the city wall could not be fired at all, as if they hadn't seen this group of people.

"Could it be that you want to blow up the back team?" Qianhu hesitated for a moment, and his feet slowed down by half a point—even though it was only half a point, the momentum was no longer as it was when he charged just now.

After running forward for another half a mile, there was still no movement on the city wall, as strange as...

Well, it's like seeing a ghost. At this moment, not only the leader Qianhu is suspicious, but also the people in the rear team are also a little bit suspicious: Looking at the posture of the first wave of bombing, no matter what happened on the city wall, it is impossible. Out of ammunition, what is going on in this situation?Are there other weapons or some kind of conspiracy?

Hesitation will lead to defeat—although this statement is a bit absolute, hesitation on the battlefield represents a decline in momentum.

Just think about it, this is like two waves of people fighting in groups, one wave rushes forward with a knife in hand, and the other wave suddenly slows down in the middle of the rush—maybe this guy suddenly has a stomachache, or a shoe Take it away and think about it, but there is no doubt that in that situation, the first reaction of the companion is definitely whether this guy saw something wrong, and then he will also slow down a little and look at the situation first, so one pass two, two With Chuan Si's messing around, the entire team would collapse immediately, and someone might drop something and run away, let alone continue fighting?

The truth is this, the Xiningwei of the third echelon felt the front slow down and began to be suspicious: What's the situation?Didn't hear the cannon!

And King Yiduan, who was at the end, was thinking of scolding his mother at this moment: "Come on! Go! What the hell are you doing!"

The Xining Guard at the front just ran forward hesitantly. When they ran to the place where an arrow was shot, there was no movement on the top of the city, and they didn't even shoot a single arrow-this was even more weird. Obviously there are still guards on the city wall, there are generals and soldiers, there are dark muzzles and a row of firecrackers, and two unlucky guys on the city gate tower are waving in the wind, but there is no movement on the city, This……

Qianhu's footsteps became even slower, and finally even stopped, standing on the ground of a stone's throw, looking at the front in surprise, hesitating whether to go back and report first: "My lord, it's not that the last general dares not fight, nor is it that the last general is greedy." Afraid of death, the city wall is too infiltrating!

After he stopped, the whole team also stopped, and then the second and third echelons also stopped. Everyone was asking what was going on, but no one knew what was going on in the front. A few irascible Qianhu even rode forward by themselves, wanting to beat up the stupid colleague in front: What about playing?What a war!

And just after all the rebels stopped, a few soldiers suddenly appeared on the gate of the city. They seemed to be holding something in their hands, which made everyone in the city nervous—could there be some secret weapon? ?A weapon more frightening than the artillery fire just now?

Some people hesitated whether to retreat or not. The second guards of the palace even planned to lay down on the ground familiarly. The Xining guards at the end all stretched their necks to see what happened...

In short, under the suspicious eyes of everyone, those soldiers unfolded the things in their hands.

"What is that?"

"portrait?"

"It's a portrait, and there's a spiritual tablet beside it."

"What are they doing?"

"What's written on the spirit tablet? Who knows how to read?"

"Big Zhao Mu...Emperor Mu Zong? Hiss, the spiritual position of the first emperor!" The thousand households in the front instantly realized the big problem, and he immediately shouted at the people behind him: "Back! Back! Put away your weapons! This **** ... What about you, put down the damn knife! Grandpa!"

582. I argue with him!

Hang the portrait of the emperor and the spirit card on the top of the city...

No one in this world really dares to play like this, but someone in Huamanlou's previous life did it: in the Battle of Jingnan, Zhu Di met such a great man, Tie Xuan, who was then a politician in Shandong.

How powerful is this grandpa?

After defeating Li Jinglong, Ming Chengzu, who made great military exploits and great victories, besieged Jinan, but was blocked for three months and failed to defeat him. He even plotted to dig the Yellow River to flood the city, but Tie Xuan swindled his surrender and almost died under the city of Jinan. ——It can be said that if the agency at the gate of the city was a little more reliable, the history of Ming Dynasty would have to be rewritten.

The furious Zhu Di attacked the city with anger, and at this time Tie Xuan used another strategy: hang Zhu Yuanzhang's portrait on the top of the city, and wrote a large number of Zhu Yuanzhang's god-lord tablets with his own handwriting and placed them on the crenels. As a result...

This was Zhu Di's first failure in the battle of Jingnan, and the second year after the withdrawal, he did not attack via Shandong, which shows how much shadow Tie Xuan cast on him.

So why didn't the rebels dare to use their swords in front of the late emperor's spiritual throne?

To be honest, this thing is quite absurd. It would not be possible to do this in another country or in another era, but it can be done under the Confucian system. The reason is simple: righteousness.

When King Yiduan raised his troops, he made it clear that his trip was to wipe out the rebels in Liaodong, but in fact he actually bought Yao Zijie and went to the capital to raise troops from Lanzhou Prefecture, so in terms of etiquette, he was standing on righteousness , what is said to the outside world is to protect the emperor. If he does not kill him at all, he will not be able to come to power at all. He will also be a traitor when he comes to power. There are too many troubles-it was Zhu Di who started as a soldier under the name of "Qingjun side" The emperor, and then some people used the name of Emperor Jianwen to block him, so how could King Yiduan be spared?

And regardless of whether the situation on the capital side is clear or not, there will always be some indecisive and frustrated officials along the way after killing Dayi's title, and they will seek refuge in Kaesong for food.

Well, since we stand in the perspective of righteousness, we must do things in accordance with righteousness - the Holy Son of Heaven governs the world with benevolence and filial piety, and filial piety is something that Confucianism has always advocated. It is disobedience, disobedience...

In the era when Hua Manlou lived in his previous life, he was not charged with this crime at all. In Western countries, parents would not be allowed to beat their children. Disobedience is a severe punishment, and once it is regarded as disobedience, it is definitely a complete social death-not a social death just for fun, but a real social death.

So with King Yiduan here, things became like this: How dare you lead someone to use weapons in front of your father's spiritual tablet and portrait?Unfilial!Disobedient son!Damn it!

Therefore, if he really dared to attack his father's spiritual portrait, he would not be able to justify it in terms of etiquette. Parents crying bitterly, this matter...

In other words, even the first emperor of the ages did not dare to be a disobedient son, and first established the crown prince as regent, and then ascended the throne.If his father is really going to be killed, it is estimated that Tang II is almost finished.

Because of this, after that Qianhu reacted, he immediately asked everyone to back up and put away their weapons. This kind of thing can't be left for people to talk about at all. Otherwise, even if the rebellion succeeds, King Yiduan will not be able to take the throne. Who is so happy? Serving an unfilial son as a king?

The most wonderful thing is that this method has no effect on the peasant uprising, but it is a special medicine for this kind of prince's rebellion.

The reason is very simple, even if King Yiduan entered the capital and really killed Emperor Guangxing and Zhao Ren, then the first thing he did after entering the palace was definitely not to ascend the throne immediately, but to enter the Taimiao to worship his ancestors. Understand the right of succession, give yourself a reason that seems to be legal, and then think about other things - he is not overthrowing this dynasty, he just wants to be the emperor of Zhao, so he must not deny his ancestors, right?

Therefore, 2 people came to kill aggressively, but they didn't even dare to show their weapons after they stopped in a daze. The Qianhu in front of them almost had their nose crooked: What the hell is this a war?

On the city wall, Zhao Ren smiled brightly: "Hey, these idiots, come, come and fight?"

Tiandi testified that Hua Manlou never told Zhao Ren about Tie Xuan's affairs - the history of the past life can't be told in this life, can it?

In other words, it was Zhao Ren's own idea to hang the portrait of his own grandfather on the wall. It is estimated that this was inspired by his father's too much slapping - when he was beaten, he could not fight back, and he could not even run. Dare to be too presumptuous, for fear of accidentally hurting his own father, then a bastard like him is like this, how dare King Yiduan dare to be presumptuous in front of the late emperor?

Zhao Ren laughed wildly, and when Uncle Huai'an understood what this brat was doing, he broke out in a cold sweat: "Your Highness! You... quickly put away the portrait of the late emperor and the spirit tablet!"

Uncle Huai'an admitted that if these two things were hung on the top of the city, King Yiduan would not be able to attack the city, even if he was exhausted, he would be killed. However, this matter must not be purely based on war, after all, he is the leader of Lanzhou. The governor, not the Prince of Zhao.

After that incident was reported back to the court, it was definitely a tempo of impeachment. Maybe even Emperor Guangxing would not dare to stop this incident - the spirit card hanging on the top of the city belonged to his own father, whoever could bear it My father's ranking was used for nonsense?

Of course, if it was clearly stated that Zhao Ren did this, then the matter would become an internal matter of the family, and even Zhao Ren would have to be beaten severely.

"What do you accept? If you accept them, wouldn't you call them up?" Zhao Renhun waved his hands indifferently, looked down at the city cheerfully and said, "With this spirit seat, I promise that before Tumet arrives, Xining Wei will Don’t dare to attack the city with one soldier, although it’s a bit boring, but at least it bought us time, after Tumet arrives, it’s almost time for Huamanlou’s support to arrive.”

Although Lao Hua knew what he was telling the truth, she was still very nervous: "But...but this is the spiritual seat of the late emperor after all, this is disrespectful..."

"Why did I think that the imperial grandfather would be willing to help us with this?" Zhao Ren pointed to a few people under Shuai's banner in the distance and said with a smile: "Look, there are such unfilial descendants, and the imperial grandfather will be very angry if you know that Quan Xia knows." When the coffin boards were lifted, the memorial tablets of the Taimiao were probably about to collapse without wind, so if you can teach them yourself, the imperial grandfather will definitely not mind..."

Lao Hua smiled wryly and said: "But I don't mind. After this matter is reported to the capital, I should commit suicide and apologize."

"I won't let you take the blame, don't worry!" Zhao Ren patted his cuffs cheerfully: "Don't we have an imperial order? At that time, we will say that the father ordered us to do this. If the father pursues... hmph , I reasoned with him!"

583. King Yiduan's Wrath

From Zhao Ren's point of view, there was nothing that couldn't be solved without a beating.

In fact, this is also the case. As the sole heir of Emperor Zhao, he can act recklessly without killing himself. Even if the scope of his actions exceeds the scope of the prince, it is not a big deal-in theory, he Forging the emperor's private seal to act on behalf of the monarchy by falsely preaching imperial edicts is much more serious than hanging his grandfather's coffin on the wall, but to him, this matter is nothing more than a beating.

That's right, this time he forged the emperor's private seal - in Xishan, where the craftsman is bad, he can find a few people who can engrave seals casually, and find a few craftsmen according to his identity and cleverness After learning a bit, he will be able to make it. Under the poor conditions, he can even carve a seal with a radish - there is a risk of exposure if the letter is stolen. Isn't it more convenient to engrave the letter privately?

So once again, if Zhao Ren was not the only seedling in the old Zhao family, he would have been abolished as the prince long ago and imprisoned in a random place, where would he get his turn to do all kinds of things?

But then again, Zhao Ren's acting as a demon Huai'an Bo is really not too disgusting.After this incident, the difficulty of defending the Lanzhou Mansion will be much lower, and the number of people who died in battle will be much less. In fact, Zhao Ren's busy work is considered a serious matter-although he will be regarded as treasonous by the civil officials. But it's more serious than "why not eat minced meat" or building a leopard house?

So after complaining a few words, Uncle Huai'an cast his gaze down the city, waiting to see the reaction of Xining Wei.

"Back! Everyone back!"

The Qianhu in the first echelon of Xiningwei was extremely collapsed at the moment, he didn't dare to order to evacuate, but it's not a problem to stand within the attack range of others at the moment, so he could only send people to find Yi as soon as he retreated. King Duan reported the situation and asked what to do at this moment.

"Mingjin! Hurry up, get it back to me!" After receiving the news, King Yiduan was almost mad: "Hua Boyuan, this king...this king wants to tear you into pieces!"

Xiningwei retreated, and retreated quite quickly.

Although King Yiduan knew that retreating without a fight would hurt morale, and he also knew that one day of grinding outside the city would result in less food and grass, but he could only retreat—as long as he did not raise the flag of rebellion, he could not ignore the spiritual seat.

After returning to the camp, despite knowing the seriousness of the problem, the commander of the Xining Guard tremblingly approached King Yiduan, who was puffing up like a puffer fish, and asked cautiously, "My lord, we...we only have three days left. The food and grass..."

King Yiduan sat in front of the table, with a depressed expression on his face: "This king knows."

The commander of the Xining Guard was very nervous. He wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and continued stammeringly: "My lord, if the Lanzhou Mansion is not defeated, we will really have nothing to eat... What the last general meant was that there are still former buyers in the army." The Xishan Pao that came back, let's...shall we change direction and blast open the gate of Lanzhou Prefecture to attack?"

Xiningwei has artillery, and more than one.

As early as when King Yiduan began to plan the rebellion, he had often attacked Shenjiying—or else, when he assassinated Emperor Guangxing, there were people from Shenjiying who cooperated?

Therefore, he has the old-fashioned artillery, and he also has some of the first batch of artillery developed by Xishanwei that was distributed to the Shenji Battalion later, and since the imperial court began to reform the military system, he has also obtained some places that have penetrated long ago. bought some cannons - some people in the local area dare to risk their lives for money, so what's the point of secretly selling one or two cannons?

But these cannons are rare after all, and King Yiduan wanted to use them as a trump card, such as blasting open the gates of the capital city, instead of using them in the small Lanzhou mansion in front of him, so he really didn't think about it Take it out.

But the current situation...

King Yiduan was a little moved.

And at this time, the Commander of the Right Guard of the Wangfu suddenly stood up and said: "My lord, right now there is a spirit seat in Ximen, so maybe the other sects also have it. If so..."

The commander of the guards became quieter as he spoke, and after he finished speaking, it was almost audible in the big tent: It doesn't cost much to make a memorial tablet or something. Today, there are Ximen, so maybe there are also south and north gates, really. If he ran to fight, maybe he would have to run back in despair?

After going down several times, not to mention other things, the morale will be extremely low, and when the time comes...

King Yiduan took a deep breath, and asked after a while, "Is there any news from Tumote's department? How long will it take to catch up?"

King Yiduan didn't dare to touch the spiritual seat, but Tumot had no pressure, so if he could keep up at this moment, he could break the situation.

"My lord, Tumot..." It was a Qianhu who answered, and this Qianhu cast his eyes on the other person after half a sentence.

The other person was sweating nervously, hesitating to speak: "Tumed...it will take at least half a month to come here."

King Yiduan was silent for a long time, stretched out his trembling hand and slowly covered his forehead: "Commander Wei stay here, everyone else, let me go out."

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay for a while, leaving behind three guards to command out of the big tent.

As soon as this group of people went out, King Yiduan roared: "It's all variables! It's all rice buckets! Rice buckets! Food and grass can't be looked after, soldiers can't be managed, what do I want you to do! Ah? The prince is hung on the top of the wall , Jiang Chao was also hung on the top of the wall, and there is nothing you can do!"

The roar spread outside the tent, and a group of people fell silent, and one of them, Qianhu, even shed tears in shame.

"And that Hua Boyuan! Hua Boyuan is a beast!" Inside the tent, King Yiduan's roar continued: "This king once kindly wanted to bring him in for great things, and also wanted to give him the throne of the county. What about him? He hanged the late emperor again!"

The commander of the Xining Guard trembled and said, "The king... the prince... is the spiritual seat of the late emperor..."

"Bullshit! Idiot! Scum!" King Yiduan didn't listen, and continued to growl: "I'm so mad!"

After panting for a while, King Yiduan pointed to a few guards and said, "Is this king treating you well? Ah? But what did you do to this king? You! You didn't take good care of your son! You! You didn't take good care of you!" Wei! And you! Until now, you haven't found out who burned the food!"

"What's the solution? What's the solution?" King Yiduan suddenly bowed to several guard commanders: "I beg you, my king, please do me a favor and give me an idea to get through this difficult time?"

"My lord..." Commander Xining Wei coughed dryly, "Your lord calm down, the last general..."

"Fart!" King Yiduan roared, "You can't even say anything?"

"Yes, my lord, since Uncle Huai'an can make spiritual seats, why don't we also make some spiritual seats?" Commander Xining Wei gritted his teeth and closed his eyes, and went all out: "He made the ones of the late emperor, so let's make His Majesty the Emperor Shenzong! My lord, I Hitting your son is justified!"

584. Shameless!

"Three years..."

Hua Manlou lay a little tired on the custom-made sofa in the carriage, stretched out his hand to rub his forehead, and sighed endlessly.

Sitting on the other side, Qi Wanrong who was bored looked up at him and asked casually, "What three years?"

"For three consecutive years, I haven't been in the capital during New Year's Eve." Hua Manlou smiled wryly, "I was robbed by the White Lotus Sect in the first year, and last year was flattened, and it's the same again this year."

After Zhao Ren sneaked away, Hua Manlou finished preparations as quickly as possible and set off with Xishanwei. Now he has passed the border of Shaanxi.

To be honest, the rush all the way was really tiring, even with a new-style carriage that runs smoothly and can lie on a cloth sofa stuffed with goose down, it would still be exhausting. After all, Uncle Hua has never been good at physical fitness.

Running with a brigade and changing horses without changing people are two different things. Although Xishanwei is doing everything possible to speed up, the basic law must be taught no matter what the army can do. The Chinese New Year Hugh Mu was once again in vain.

As the busiest salted fish in Da Zhao, Hua Manlou had nothing to say.

However, Qi Wanrong had a different opinion on this. She thought about it for a while, and then she was suddenly happy: "These three years of the festival seem to... I am always by your side? Sure enough, I am more important to you!"

"..." Hua Manlou was speechless for a while, and he gave up discussing with her who was more important with his lips after a few mumbles—she said it was important, anyway...

After getting married, she can only look for a sense of superiority in such small things, and the other daughters-in-law are not here now, and no one compares this pitiful "importance" with her——Wen Liang sits in Xishan, Jiu'er and Miss Baimao are in the car behind.

That's right, this time Huamanlou took Wan Yanran out. Of course, the purpose of her visit was not to play, but to teach Xishanwei's military medical class on the spot, and try to improve the military medical course.

"I don't know what's going on with the situation in Lanzhou Mansion, and no news has come back yet." Hua Manlou casually changed the subject of 'who is important', with a worried expression on his face.

"It's already here, what else is there to worry about?" Qi Wanrong didn't care about Hua Manlou deliberately changing the subject: "Maybe we missed the person who reported the letter."

Hua Manlou nodded and was about to speak, but someone shouted outside: "Report! Uncle, there is news from the Ningxia Guard that they have joined the Jinglu Guard and are currently waiting for military orders in the Fengjiabao area!"