As a salted fish, I was forced to become the teacher of all ages

Hua Manlou opened the curtain of the car and asked, "Is there any news from An Dongwei?"

"Back to Uncle, An Dongwei arrived in Anding the day before yesterday, and there is no news yet, but according to our speed, we may meet him in Jin County."

Hua Manlou nodded to indicate that he knew, and he felt at ease: as long as he can bring these people and arrive before the city is destroyed, he will have the confidence to stop Tumote in Lanzhou Mansion.

So the question is: Will the city break?

……

King Yiduan regained his strength and led the army to press forward again.

This time, Commander Xiningwei took the lead in person. Not only did he bring all the cannons that King Yiduan had accumulated, but he also brought a special banner—materials were hard to find, and tablets couldn’t be made overnight, so he scratched his head. Half a day later, the Xining Guard fiddled with such a spiritual seat that looked like a big banner, and wrote the big book "The Spiritual Tablet of the Great Zhao Rende Shenzong Emperor", and carried it out of the battle, swaggering towards Lanzhou.

Emperor Shenzong was Mu Zong's father and Zhao Ren's great-grandfather, so in theory, if he was allowed to take the shot, he could basically draw Emperor Mu Zong.

"Pfft...hahahahaha..."

On the city wall, after Zhao Ren saw the words on the big banner clearly, he laughed so hard that he almost fell off the wall: "Old man, what do you think, I just said they would play like this?"

For a moment, Bo Huai'an didn't know whether to support Zhao Ren or smile wryly...or he was speechless for a while, because Zhao Ren predicted today's scene after the war yesterday, and he made full preparations, that is...

How should I put it, how are you going to watch it?

"Come on, hang up the things!" Uncle Huai An really had nothing to say, so he could only order.

Following Uncle Huai'an's order, there was a commotion on the top of the city, and the stitched cloths were hung on the city wall one by one in width and five in length.

On these cloths, there are not only the "Spiritual Bit of Emperor Rende Shenzong of Great Zhao", "Spiritual Bit of Emperor Liewen Huizong of Great Zhao", and even "Spiritual Bit of Emperor Renzu Yisheng of Great Zhao" - this Renzu Yi is Zhao Taizu. Grandpa, that is to say, Zhao Ren counted one of his ancestors as one, and invited them all out.

And, these alone are not enough for him, he even marked the posthumous titles one by one, such as "Emperor of Heaven, Law, Dao, Great Merit, Perfect Virtue, Divine Literature, Sage, Wu Rui, Zhe Mingxiao", "Emperor of Body, Spirit and Dao Jun Lie Xun" After Zhao Ren determined to move these things out, King Yiduan basically had nothing to do with the Lanzhou government.

In fact, King Yiduan is really out of control at this moment. He is pointing at the city wall and scolding: "Hua Boyuan! How shameless are you! Ah? How shameless!"

Originally, King Yiduan thought that he would be able to take down Lanzhou Mansion no matter what he did today. After all, he was willing to pay for it. He even took out all the remaining dried meat to make the soldiers work harder when attacking the city. Everyone held a tooth sacrifice and offered a heavy reward—for example, he paid a hundred taels of gold for the head of Uncle Huai'an, which was much higher than the reward set by the Liaodong Army for Huamanlou.

But the problem is, after seeing the large white spirit tablet on the city wall, King Yiduan was about to have a heart attack: "Is this bloody fighting or fighting for ancestors? That's my ancestor! It's from my Zhao family!" ancestors!"

The commander of the Xining Guard said with a mournful face, "Please calm down..."

"Stop your grandma with a broom!" At this moment, King Yiduan seemed to be irrational, he grabbed the commander of Xiningwei by the neck and shouted: "What did you tell me yesterday? You said you can break this situation , now? Huh?"

I have to say that the commander of the Xining Guard is also true. He didn't expect the other party to be so boring. He wanted to cry without tears: "My lord, my lord, the last general... the last general spent half his life in the army, and he has experienced dozens of battles, but... but The last general has never fought such a battle!"

There is a lot of noise here, but there is a pack of joy on the city wall.

Zhao Ren set up an awning and looked to the west, and said cheerfully: "With these spiritual seats, at least King Yiduan will have nothing to do until Tumot arrives. Right now they are short of food, and they will probably go around looking for food and grass after withdrawing their troops... Uncle, shall we counterattack tomorrow?"

"Counter...counterattack?" Uncle Huai'an was stunned for a while, then nodded after thinking for a while, then shook his head again: "I don't object to taking Xishanwei out to harass my officials, but His Highness can't go out, otherwise... ..."

"Tsk, it's okay, anyway, I'm too lazy to fight the autumn wind, anyway, there's more to play in the future!"

585. Temperamental

Hua Manlou had been in the Taimiao before. Last year when he beat the censor to vent his anger on Emperor Guangxing, he went in and wandered around. In theory, as long as things go well in the future, he can also get a lifetime achievement of "worthy to enjoy the Taimiao", but... …

Seeing that Lanzhou Mansion has suddenly become a sub-colon of Lanzhou Mansion of Taimiao, and the walls are covered with ancestors of the Zhao family, Huamanlou is really a little bit complaining.

After all, he ran in a hurry all the way. In order not to slow down after meeting with the guard, he even directly regarded himself and Xishanwei as the vanguard, and the big troops were still behind.In Hua Manlou's imagination, even if Lanzhou Mansion had not fallen, it would have gone through many battles. I am afraid that it is already in danger at the moment, but now it seems...

Not to mention dangerous, not even a brick of the city wall is broken, this...

Looking at the city wall of Lanzhou Mansion from a distance, Hua Manlou sighed after a while, "This time... at least I have to shed a layer of skin and rest on the couch for two months?"

Qi Wanrong who was at the side came back to her senses after hearing his words, and instantly understood: "Not only, I think at least one leg must be broken."

Su Jiu'er on the other side also has an opinion on this: "Two."

Wan Cheng Yanran, who was standing on the far side, sighed, "Where did he come up with the idea?"

Again, Hua Manlou has never told Zhao Ren about Tie Xuan, and to be honest, if he hadn't actually seen this outrageous scene, Hua Manlou might not have remembered that Ming Chengzu was so angry in his previous life. The allusion of almost vomiting blood, so I can only say that Zhao Ren is really talented.

While speaking, the city gate of Lanzhou Mansion opened, and Uncle Huai'an led people to welcome him out with a troubled expression on his face.

In terms of etiquette, fathers don't have to welcome their sons, but after all, Huamanlou came with reinforcements, and there must be imperial edicts on him, so Uncle Huai'an came out of the city to greet him—of course, what he was entangled with was not this, but As early as when Peng Guang sent the letter back to Beijing, he was ready to die for the country, so he didn't want Hua Manlou to come to Lanzhou Mansion because of his affairs, but now...

Not only Huamanlou came, but also three of the four daughters-in-law, if something goes wrong, wouldn't the whole family have to explain it here?

Hua Manlou didn't know Uncle Huai'an's complicated thoughts, and after seeing his father walked out of the city gate unharmed, his nerves that had been tense for the past few days finally relaxed, so he immediately took his three daughters-in-law and All the officers of Xishanwei came forward to salute.

"Alas..." Uncle Huai'an sighed first, and after helping Hua Manlou, he nodded to his daughters-in-law, and then said with a troubled expression, "Let's go to the city."

"Father, what's the situation now?" Hua Manlou followed Uncle Huai'an in a few steps and began to ask about the battle situation.

"Well, it's okay." Uncle Huai'an threw aside the "Miemen tragedy" that was full of his mind, and the expression on his face was both tangled and funny: "King Yiduan has retreated."

This is the truth, King Yiduan really retreated.

As Zhao Ren expected, because of the shortage of food and grass, and the fact that he could not clearly attack Lanzhou, King Yiduan had no choice but to send people out to find food and grass, and even sent some people to dig open the frozen Yellow River to catch fish. Come up to eat, it can be seen that he has been forced to do something.

King Yiduan's idea is very simple, as long as he can wait until Tumed's troops catch up from behind, then the crisis of food and grass will be solved-although he will have to pay double the price for borrowing food from Tumed. It is also impossible.Therefore, holding on until Tumed's arrival became the only thing King Yiduan had to do, and collecting food and grass around became the right thing to do.

There are three difficulties: first, it is winter, and the wild vegetables in this season are not only wild vegetables that can satisfy hunger, but most of the animals are hibernating.The two thousand-household battalions of Xiningwei went out to search for a day, but they only killed a few rabbits, which was not enough for the two thousand-household battalions who were dispatched to stuff their teeth.

Second, Huai'an Bojian's strategy of clearing the wall and clearing the field played a big role.The nearby people had been relocated by him long ago—even if they hadn't been relocated, the people in Lanzhou Prefecture, whose agriculture was not booming, didn't have much food in their homes, let alone the current situation of ten houses and nine empty houses?

As for the third...

Following Huai'an Bolai to Lanzhou Prefecture, Xishanwei did not have hot air balloons, but Zhao Renhao carried one with him.When King Yiduan attacked the city, he didn't take out this thing at all, but when King Yiduan started to collect food and grass, this hot air balloon was very useful - Zhao Ren never thought of using this thing to try his luck Playing the beheading tactic of Purdue from the sky, but he played a rough idea of ​​​​burning the camp in the fire oil bottle, and...

Xishanwei, with more than a thousand people, relied on such a hot air balloon that could provide a view, and ate three thousand camps of King Yiduan who went out to fish and hunt.

In terms of tactics, Zhao Ren completely copied Huamanlou's guerrilla warfare mode in the capital—because it was something he had played before, he didn't even think about leading his troops out to play, but let Song Jie go there to enjoy himself.

As for why Song Jie went to have fun...

The two were considered friends at first, but now even though Song Jie didn't know Zhao Ren's identity, Zhao Ren directly recognized his brother-in-law's identity, so Zhao Ren took good care of this like-minded fellow - he didn't need it himself. Credit, but Song Jie needs it, so Zhao Ren is thinking about whether to persuade Emperor Guangxing to give Song Jie some kind of title after returning to Beijing...

All in all, King Yiduan, who was beaten without temper, couldn't take it anymore, and the evacuation became a natural thing-in this way, he could join Tumot as soon as possible to preserve his vitality, and secondly, he couldn't deal with it. Lanzhou government made a move, so instead of this, it's better to let Tumote fight and reap the benefits himself.

Hua Manlou, who had a thorough understanding of the battle situation in Lanzhou Prefecture, couldn't help but feel a little depressed: What's the trouble with this rushing day and night?Our side can vomit blood in Yiduan Wangkeng with only one bear child. If we follow this rhythm, maybe we will have time to support Lanzhou after the Liaodong Army is completely eliminated... right?

Speaking of the bear boy, Uncle Huai'an didn't see this guy when he came out of the city to meet him, so Hua Manlou asked, "Father, where's that guy? Didn't he take someone out with him?"

"That's not true." Uncle Huai'an had a very strange expression when he heard that, and he coughed dryly after a while: "Fifteen is also the age."

It took Manlou a while to understand the meaning of his words, and he said frantically, "Jin'er? How old is Jin'er, can he do it?"

Uncle Huai An gave him a hard look: "How are you talking! What are you doing?"

"But, Jin'er is only 13 years old...uh..." After Hua Manlou said it, he realized that he didn't talk about it at all these days, and the two were about the same age...

Uncle Huai'an said angrily, "What dirty things are you thinking about? That...cough, he's a man of temperament."

Hua Manlou looked at Uncle Huai'an: "Temperature...middle-class? But Dad, your expression...why do you have a face that humiliates the country?"

586. What do you mean?

"Hey, hey, Jin'er, look..."

In the government office, Zhao Ren was holding some freshly ground medicinal materials, and stood beside Jin'er, who was busy making pills, with a smiling face, with a fawning expression on his face.

Since Zhao Ren arrived, the government office of Lanzhou Prefecture was given to him by Bo Huai'an. The reason was that he wanted to supervise the battle in the area of ​​the city gate, so Zhao Ren settled Jin'er here.

only……

Jin'er was innocent, but definitely not stupid. After realizing that she had been cheated by Zhao Ren repeatedly, the little girl became completely irritable.

In the eyes of pure Jin'er, the most evil thing in this world is to lie to others, so after realizing that she was deceived by Zhao Ren thousands of miles away, her anger has not subsided in the past two days, and she is so courteous to Zhao Ren. She said without pretense: "Hmph, go away, big liar!"

With a bang, the medicine hammer slammed down on the table, and the little girl walked past Zhao Ren with a very proud medicine jar, stepping on the latter's feet along the way.

Being stepped on by a jin'er would not cause much pain, but Zhao Ren still wrinkled his face exaggeratedly and exhaled in pain: "Ouch! Ouch! My foot...the foot is broken! It hurts!"

It would be better if he didn't talk about it, but Jin'er became more and more angry when he howled like this: "It hurts? It hurts to death, forget it, big liar!"

Zhao Ren immediately withdrew his supernatural powers and put on a smiling face: "Jin'er, you see that you have scolded and beaten, and this matter... just let it go? And I didn't completely lie to you, come to Lanzhou Mansion to be sure. It was indeed a message."

The dog-legged look on Prince Zhao's face was a bit of a hindrance, so not only Uncle Huai'an felt ashamed when he saw this, but even Zhao Ren's subordinates felt ashamed.

But this thing...

Can Zhao Ren be blamed?

At the age of 15, Mu Shaoai is already at the age of knowing lust and Mu Shaoai, but Zhao Ren thinks about wars, research and development, how to become a blockbuster and scare his father to death. Taking Jin'er out turned out to be his first contact with a school-age girl for a long time.

And there are not a few people who suddenly fall in love while traveling—although Zhao Ren's trip this time is not a trip, but with a lot of contacts on the road, something will naturally be triggered, so...

Prince Da Zhao liked to hear that he had his first love, and it was also a first love that would throw face at him when he was angry.

When had Zhao Ren seen a girl of this type?

After all, women were never allowed in the East Palace, and the women Zhao Ren saw in the palace were either elders or maids, not to mention the former, but the latter had to bow their heads and salute when they saw him. Stuff has been pulling him to learn the way of a saint all day long, so where can he meet a girl of the right age?

After getting Xishan, the children of the poor were already in charge of the house, and the girls of his age were either busy with housework or doing odd jobs in the logistics department. Those who played with him earlier were all seven and eight-year-old children, and then even though he From time to time, he went to Wancheng Yanran to study medicine. There were still some girls in the clinic, but at that time, Zhao Ren didn't understand the difference at all, and he didn't even realize the difference between men and women—before this trip, he still felt that women The child twittering all day, annoying to death.

And now...

To be honest, after young people encounter their first love, there are only a few ways to flirt with girls: some will deliberately make the other party angry, such as pulling a pigtail or something to attract the other party's attention; Will deliberately alienate, for fear of being misunderstood by the other party; those who are thicker-skinned will naturally come forward to show courtesy and stalk all kinds of stalkers.

Undoubtedly, Prince Da Zhao is a thick-skinned kind. After finishing the matter of King Yiduan, he wandered around here for the past two days when he had nothing to do, which made Jin'er even more angry.

Hearing Zhao Ren's non-stop chatter, Jin'er covered her ears and shook her head: "If you don't listen, don't listen, you bastard chant the scriptures."

This is probably the worst time that Prince Zhao was scolded in history, probably.

But after being scolded, Zhao Ren remained indifferent, and he even blushed when he saw the little girl's unreliable appearance. He just smiled foolishly and didn't answer.

Jin'er blushed a little from his staring eyes, and stomped her little foot: "What are you looking at, you big liar! After returning to Beijing, I will tell my wife to help me find my uncle to deal with you!"

Zhao Ren was amused by this cute threat: "That's also something to do after returning to Beijing. At that time, I will definitely...cough, I will definitely be severely punished, maybe I will be spanked by my uncle, so now Let's make up, okay?"

Originally, Zhao Ren just said this, but Jin'er was startled when he heard the words: "Really... really will your butt bloom?"

Seeing this, Zhao Ren hurriedly said: "Really, I'm not lying to you, I'm saying this is... well, leaving the post without permission, although it is a good intention to solve the crisis of Lanzhou Mansion, but it is a violation of discipline, Xishan You know the discipline of the guard, it is very strict, and you will be punished with forty army sticks for leaving your post without permission, so when the time comes, it will not only be the butt blooming, it will be in full bloom!"

Jin'er's face turned pale: "I...then, then I won't sue you..."

Zhao Ren sighed: "What's the matter now, uncle knows that I have come here, even if you don't tell me, I will be beaten at that time, so I will definitely be punished for lying to you... Hey, hey, why are you crying?" ?”

Jin'er's tears were falling down, and while crying, she picked up the prepared Jinchuang medicine from the table beside her and handed it to Zhao Ren: "You...you take it, I will go back to Beijing and tell my wife... ...that you didn't lie to me, and asked her to intercede for you, and that you must be less...less beaten..."

Zhao Ren took the golden sore medicine, it was funny and happy, and he felt that it was too sad to lie to the little girl, so he said: "Hey, what, I will not be beaten if you intercede, don't...don't cry. it is good?"

Prince Zhao's expression remained unchanged when facing King Yiduan's aggressive attack on the city, but he panicked when he saw the little girl crying out of breath, and it took her a long time to coax her to stop her tears. sweating...

And after making Jin'er happy, Zhao Ren stood by the side while helping Jin'er, and at the same time courting the jokes she heard from Huamanlou, and from time to time, he conjured up some candied fruit and pastries like a magic trick. The atmosphere in the courtyard can be described as very harmonious.

Outside the courtyard, Hua Manlou and the three young daughters-in-law watched from the beginning to the end... After listening to the drama, the four of them didn't know what to say, and finally...

Miss Baimao glanced at Hua Manlou with a half-smile, her gaze seemed to be mocking his embarrassing way of flirting with girls back then, Hua Manlou froze instantly: "What do you think I am doing?"

Qi Wanrong at the side came back to her senses, and also looked at Hua Manlou with contempt: "You...cut."

The implication is very clear: the prince knows how to make girls happy, but you did not make your aunt a little bit aggrieved back then.

Huamanlou was stunned: "What's wrong with you?"

Qi Wanrong said: "Hmph, it's nothing, I want to go."

Hua Manlou was speechless for a while, and finally cast his eyes on Su Jiu'er. Seeing this, Jiu'er just nodded and recited a passage from the Analects of Confucius: "When you see a virtuous person, think about it, and when you see a bad person, you should introspect yourself."

Huamanlou: What do you mean?The co-author wants me and Zhao Ren to learn how to pick up girls?

587. Opponent Taicai

After Huamanlou arrived at Lanzhou Mansion, the city suddenly fell into a strange calm.

Although everyone knows that the war has not subsided, that King Yiduan's army has not completely failed, and there are troops from other places to support them from time to time, the mood of the people in Lanzhou Prefecture is becoming more and more stable, which is not at all like that of Xining. It was hard to say whether it was because of the increase in the number of defenders or because of the arrival of the Pingwa hero Huamanlou.

Right now the entire reconnaissance company has been released, and there are three or five hot air balloons floating in the sky every day to detect Tumet's movements. The Xishan Guard has assigned some people to teach the other reinforcements how to use artillery and firecrackers, just waiting for the enemy to come to the door. Give them an unforgettable lesson.

only……

"Is this fucking good...or bad?"

On December [-]th, the wind suddenly rose, followed by heavy snow all over the sky.The snow cover was three inches thick overnight, which can be described as...