Siheyuan: Stick to pay the tuition, I will exchange it for Mingbi

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"Cough cough!"

"Who said tonight's movie is over?"

"I haven't officially released it yet!"

"I just took the wrong film just now!"

"Now is the official start! The movie I want to show is "Lin Zexu"! Please stay and watch!"

He pressed the projector button.

The movie starts playing.

Residents of the courtyard house, when they heard that there was a movie that they could continue to watch, how could they be willing to leave?

One by one re-seated.

However, they said they stayed to watch a movie, but in fact most of them were watching Shazhu's jokes.

Silly Zhu was ashamed and angry, but there was really nothing he could do.

Yi Zhonghai wanted to take Sha Zhu home.

But Shazhu was tall and heavy, and Yi Zhonghai was old and couldn't carry it at all.

There is no way.

Silly Zhu can only spend a few difficult minutes in the ridicule and jokes of everyone.

After everyone has dispersed.

The pain in Shazhu's knee suddenly healed.

boom!

He slammed his fist on the bench.

"Xu Damao, that bastard, really pissed me off!"

"I must beat him to death!"

"No! It's not enough to beat him to death! I want him to eat shit!"

Yi Zhonghai's gloomy eyes flashed, and he said immediately: "Zhuzi, I don't think Xu Damao is the mastermind of what happened tonight, he doesn't have the brain yet."

"It is very likely that Su Jianming instructed Xu Damao to do this."

"Also, your knee has a sudden problem. This must be Su Jianming's method. He is a doctor. If he wants to make your knee hurt for a while, it can't be difficult for him."

Silly Zhu thought for a while, and said angrily: "Uncle Yi, after hearing your analysis, this matter is really done by Su Jianming. I remember one time when he was cooking in the cafeteria, I wanted to shake the spoon for him. But suddenly My knees became so painful that I knelt in the cafeteria for half an hour, letting everyone see my jokes."

"He did both of these things!"

"Su Jianming and I are at odds with each other!"

Having said that, Shazhu suddenly lost his momentum again.

"However, Su Jianming is too difficult to deal with, and I can't beat him."

"So, let me teach Xu Damao a lesson first."

"Xu Damao is Su Jianming's dog. I will subdue Xu Damao first, and then I will find a way to deal with Su Jianming."

Yi Zhonghai nodded, "Well, you should teach Xu Damao a lesson first. I need to think carefully about how to deal with Su Jianming next. I'll tell you after I think it over in two days."

After speaking, he turned to leave.

And Shazhu came to Jia's house.

At this time, the stick was crying, saying that he was looking for a wife.

Qin Huairu and Jia Zhangshi persuaded from the side.

Silly Zhu came in and said: "Bang, don't make trouble, your daughter-in-law is lost, this is Xu Damao's fault, if he hadn't shown the movie, Qin Jingru would not have discovered our conspiracy."

"Uncle Silly is going to teach Xu Damao a lesson in a while, you kid has a lot of bad ideas, help me think of a good way."

As soon as he heard that he was going to cheat people, the stick stopped crying.

He rolled and got up from the ground.

"Silly uncle! You want to cheat Xu Damao? I really have a good way!"

Sha Zhu's eyes lit up, "Tell me and listen."

On the ugly and disgusting face of the stick, there was a disgusting smile: "You are holding a basin of shit, standing at the door of Xu Damao's house, and when he comes out, directly put it on his head!"

Silly Zhu: "..."

He felt that the method of sticking out was very mentally handicapped.

But in order to cheer up BangGou and stop him from crying, he could only praise him: "Let me just say, BangGou is smart since he was a child."

"Okay, silly uncle listens to you, so let's do it!"

"Really? Silly Uncle, I want to go with you too!" BangGou suddenly became interested.

Sha Zhu shook his head: "Don't follow, there are too many people, and it is easy for Xu Damao to notice."

finally.

Silly Zhu came to Xu Damao's house with a stool and a bucket of excrement.

He put the stool aside first, and then stepped on it.

He lifted the bucket high with both hands.

With his current height, as long as Xu Damao goes out, he can directly put shit on Xu Damao's head.

Stick is hiding in the middle courtyard, scratching his head to look at the backyard, ready to watch a joke.

But they don't know.

At this time, Xu Damao was not at his home at all, but at Su Jianming's.

Chapter 68

"Hahaha!"

"Brother Ming, the film you gave me is really great."

"It directly exposed the ugly faces of Silly Zhu and Qin Huairu."

"People in the courtyard always say that I have pus on the top of my head, sores on the soles of my feet, and that I am a big villain."

"Tonight, let them know who is the real bad guy!"

"Compared to them, I'm a very good person!"

Xu Damao was elated to let Sha Zhu suffer such a big loss tonight.

Su Jianming reminded: "These people have a lot of bad ideas, you should pay more attention in the future, don't be tricked by them."

"Don't worry, Brother Ming, I know it well."

"It's getting late, I have to go to Dongfeng Commune to show a movie tomorrow morning, so I won't stay any longer."

After Xu Damao finished speaking, he was about to leave.

But Su Jianming grabbed him.

"What's the matter, brother Ming?"

"Shh."

Su Jianming stretched out his index finger and put it on his lips, signaling Xu Damao to keep quiet.

After his hearing was strengthened by the all-attribute potion, it was extremely sensitive.

He heard unusual movement at the door of Xu Damao's house.

He quietly opened the door a crack, looked in the direction of Xu Damao's house, and found that Sha Zhu was messing around.

He beckoned Xu Damao to come over.

"Da Mao, come and take a look."

"However, don't make a sound yet, let's think about the countermeasures against Shazhu."

Xu Damao ran over, scratched his head and glanced through the crack of the door, cursing in a low voice.

"Damn it, silly Zhu, you actually want to put a pot of shit on my head!"

"Fortunately, I'm here with you, brother Ming, otherwise it's really possible that he succeeded."

"Brother Ming, what do you think we should do? Let's just rush over and beat him up?"

Glancing at Xu Damao, Su Jianming said angrily.

"I want you to go, I won't go."

"Let's rush over to fight Shazhu, what if he pours the shit out of the bucket on us?"

In a word, Xu Damao was stopped.

Xu Damao was very depressed, "Brother Ming, what do you think, I can't always hide in your house and be a coward."

Su Jianming smiled and said, "It's not impossible, as long as you keep hiding and you're tired from lifting silly pillars, you'll naturally go home."

"Brother Ming, aren't we being too cheap and stupid?"

"I still have other ways, but it is to kill one thousand enemies and lose eight hundred. It depends on whether you are willing or not."

"Brother Ming, tell me and listen."

"Da Mao, I have a way to break the stool legs he is stepping on with stones from a distance. If the stool legs are broken, Sha Zhu's feet will slip, and he will put the shit bowl on his head. But the one at your door The ground will suffer as well."

Xu Damao suddenly smiled and said: "Hey, I thought it was something, isn't it just that the door is a bit dirty, I'll just clean it later."

"Just follow the second method Ming Ge said, breaking his stool legs."

Su Jianming nodded, and took out a stone from his pocket.

......

Intermediate Court.

When Yi Zhonghai went out for a walk, he noticed the sticky eyebrows looking at the backyard.

He came over curiously and asked, "Bang, what are you peeking at?"

"Master One, keep your voice down! The silly uncle is teaching Xu Damao a lesson!" Bang Geng quickly waved his hand, motioning Yi Zhonghai to squat down.

Yi Zhonghai squatted beside him, looked towards the backyard, and immediately understood what Shazhu wanted to do.

He also laughed, "Who thought of such a bad idea."

Stick said proudly: "Of course I thought of it. Uncle Silly just said that my method is good."

Yi Zhonghai nodded with a smile, and followed along with interest.

at this time!

Whoosh!

A burst of air rang out!

A stone the size of a marble flew out of the door of Su Jianming's house.

Go straight to the stool at Sha Zhu's feet!

There was a crisp sound!

The stone hit the stool!

The huge impact turned the stone into powder.