Siheyuan: Stick to pay the tuition, I will exchange it for Mingbi

The bucket of shit that was held aloft was not properly held.

Whoa!

A bucket poured down, and it all fell on Sha Zhu's head.

"Puff! Phew! Phew!" Silly Zhu accidentally choked on it, and vomited out disgustingly!

The duo who were waiting to see the joke in the middle courtyard were confused on the spot.

What about putting a pot of shit on Xu Damao's head?

How did the silly pillar get stuck on his own head?

"Silly uncle is so stupid!" Stick rolled his eyes, turned and went back to the house.

As for the life and death of silly Zhu, it's none of his business?

Stick can walk away, but Yi Zhonghai can't.

He is still counting on Shazhu to take care of him.

If you just leave like this, and let Shazhu know later, you will definitely blame him.

Sighing, Yi Zhonghai quickly ran over with a rag to help Sha Zhu wipe his face.

creak.

The door of Su Jianming's house opened.

Xu Damao came out with a laugh.

"Yo! Silly Zhu! What are you doing!"

"What about eating shit?"

"Tell me about you! If you want to eat shit, eat it secretly! You even came to my door, are you trying to make me laugh?"

Xu Damao laughed at Sha Zhu to his heart's content.

The idiot was so angry that he wanted to vomit blood! .

Chapter 69

Yi Zhonghai and Sha Zhu ran away in a panic, smelling like shit.

After Xu Damao laughed for a while, he cleaned up the door and the backyard.

Su Jianming also smiled.

He went to the yard and picked up a few more stones and put them in his pocket.

The snap-finger method of applying needles in the air, combined with the power bonus of the full-attribute potion.

The stones he ejected are very powerful and can be used at critical times.

......

Silent all night.

the next day.

Su Jianming got up early.

When Lu Dongxue came on a blind date the night before yesterday, he made an appointment with him and asked him to come and visit Principal Lu, the future father-in-law.

After a simple breakfast, I started to pack my things.

All the presents he needs to bring are readily available.

Two cans of braised pork.

For Orleans roast chicken, tear off the outer packaging bag and prepare two.

When passing by the supply and marketing cooperative for a while, I will buy some eggs and sausages.

That's all.

However, when he was picking up canned food and roast chicken in the system space just now, he found another item.

This item is a reward from the system.

But Su Jianming never used it.

Because he never thought of any special use.

The name of the item is Magic Firecracker.

According to the system's reward instructions, this magical firecracker is no different from ordinary firecrackers as a whole.The only special feature is that it can be ignited remotely.

So, when setting off firecrackers, can you save a cigarette?

Su Jianming shook his head, took a bamboo pole, picked it up, and put it in the yard.

Anyway, it's useless to keep it, so just ignite it for a while.

After setting off the magic firecrackers, he went to the bathroom.

When I came back, I found that the magic firecrackers were gone.

Su Jianming frowned.

It's just a hanging firecracker, who will take it away?

He was the first to think of the Jia family.

The existence of the Holy Stick Stealer is naturally the most suspected.

Thinking of this, he walked to the back wall of Jia's house, and using his super hearing, he began to listen to the conversation inside.

It was Jia Zhang's voice that sounded first.

"Bangjiu, where did you get a bunch of firecrackers?"

Hearing this, Su Jianming's heart skipped a beat, he was indeed stolen by Bang Geng, this kid's hands were really quick, he stole the thing in the time it took to go to the bathroom.

He continued to listen.

Followed by the sound of sticks.

"Grandma, I stole it from the door of Su Jianming's house."

Mrs. Jia Zhang praised: "As expected of my good grandson, stealing things is really easy. With this firecracker, our family can have a lot of fun during the Chinese New Year."

"Setting off a string of firecrackers can also drive away evil spirits, drive away bad luck on your body, and bless you with good luck next year."

But stick stem sneered.

"Who told you that I have to wait until the Chinese New Year to set it off?"

"If you don't wait until the Chinese New Year to release it, what are you doing with it? Could it be that it was released today? Aren't you afraid that Su Jianming will find out?" Jia Zhang said.

Bang Geng sneered again: "So what if Su Jianming finds out? I'm going to send him to heaven today!"

"Grandma, do me a favor and hollow out the inside of this pumpkin."

"I'm responsible for peeling these whips, and then get out the gunpowder inside, and put them all into the pumpkin."

Jia Zhang was surprised: "Bang, tell grandma honestly, what exactly do you want to do?"

"What do you want to do? I want to blow up Su Jianming to death!" Bang Geng growled viciously, "If he and Xu Damao hadn't made trouble last night, the silly uncle would have had a successful blind date with Qin Jingru, and I would have a wife in a short time. They ruined my good deed, shouldn't they deserve to die?"

"Xu Damao went to the countryside to show a movie early in the morning, so I'll let him go first."

"However, Su Jianming is not so lucky. I want to make a pumpkin land mine myself and use it to blow up Su Jianming to death!"

Jia Zhang was silent for a few seconds, and then the voice sounded again: "Good grandson, grandma supports you, Su Jianming really deserves to die!"

"After killing him, we can take his money and occupy his house."

"Grandma will help you pick out the pumpkin now."

Immediately afterwards, there was a rustling sound, and the two seemed to be busy.

This kid is really ruthless.

When I was young, I thought about killing people.

Just one more chance left.

Since he is so restless, let him use it today.

Thinking of this, Su Jianming communicated with the system with his mind.

"System, if the gunpowder in the god-level firecrackers is removed, can I still ignite them remotely?"

System: "Yes, no matter what form the god-level firecracker turns into, the host can remotely control and ignite it."

That's fine.

After the stick is done with the pumpkin land mine, it will be detonated remotely!

Back home, Su Jianming simply tidied up.

Lock all doors and windows in your home.

Then left the courtyard.

Now the land mine of the stick stem is not ready yet, so don't worry about detonating it.

Let's get down to business first, and go to see the future father-in-law. He ran all the way in the direction of Hongxing Primary School.

Chapter 70

Su Jianming didn't go far.Then I met Director Zhao from the street office.

"Hi, Director Zhao."

Su Jianming greeted politely.

Although the position of the director of the street office is not high, he manages a lot of things.

When doing many things, you need a letter of introduction from the street office.

"It's Doctor Su, you didn't go to work today?"

Director Zhao didn't put on airs either, but asked casually with a smile.

"Well, I met someone two days ago, and I'm going to visit her parents at home today." Su Jianming told the truth.

A smile suddenly appeared on Director Zhao's face: "Congratulations, your good news is coming soon, don't forget to notify me when the time comes."

"Even if I forget myself, I won't forget Director Zhao." Su Jianming smiled, and while talking, he took out a can of braised pork from his net pocket and gave it to Director Zhao.

"Don't, you gave it to Mr. Wei, I can't take it." Director Zhao glanced at the braised pork, he was a little greedy, but still evaded.

Su Jianming insisted on telling him: "Director Zhao, you have my happiness."

"Okay." Director Zhao took the can of braised pork and praised Su Jianming full of praise.

"Jianming, when will you get the certificate, go directly to me to write a letter of introduction, and I will do it for you in person." Director Zhao promised, patted his chest.

"Okay, then thank Director Zhao in advance."

Su Jianming had a smile on his face.

Director Zhao's words were waiting.

When he got married, he needed both the signature of the factory leader and the official seal of the street office.

Paying for a can of braised pork will make things much easier in the future.

What's more, with Director Zhao, he will be able to do everything with ease in the future.

The deal was a sure win.

After Director Zhao left, Su Jianming took out a can of braised pork from the system space and put it in the net pocket.

He first went to the supply and marketing cooperative to buy eggs and sausages.

Put all presents in the net bag.