Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

"Mommy, get me some cold water, preferably with ice cubes."

Mammy said, "Your Highness, the people who dug the ice cellar this year said they ran out of money and there was no more ice."

"Well water then."

"What do you want well water for?"

The nanny exclaimed: "How can a lady take a cold shower? It's not good for your health, it will make you aging prematurely, you will suffer from insomnia, and you will have delayed menstruation, and even you won't be able to produce milk in the future..."

"Lady can't say 'fuck you' yet! Come on, I'm fucking hot," Teves said, as she began to undress.

"Quick, quick...lock the door!" Mammy hurriedly shouted to the maid at the door.

……

After a while, the well water came, and Devis happily got into the bathtub like a seal that was about to die of drought.

"Ah~~~! I'm so excited to roll my eyes." She moaned.

"Your Highness, please keep your voice down!" Mammy's expression was miserable.

"Today I just soaked in the bathtub to work." Princess Tevis said.

She leaned against the edge of the ceramic bathtub, her head was raised, her long hair was hanging down, and the cold water dripped on the floor.The servant hurriedly brought a washbasin, followed by a leather pillow to cushion her neck.

The cold water soaked Tevis's body, and she put her feet up on the other side of the bathtub.Devis is 180cm tall, and her feet are as long as a man's. She is fine with clothes on, but she looks too plump when she takes them off.Therefore, Her Royal Highness's clothes must be made smaller and concealed as much as possible, otherwise, according to the words of the ring ruler, it will lead to "congenital immorality".

Teves is very beautiful, and her figure is one in a million. She perfectly inherited the characteristics of the noble ladies of the ancient highlands. She is beautiful, plump, vigorous, tall, and her whole body exudes the smell of hormones.At that time, the plateau people dominated the mainland, and the land spanned thousands of miles. The nobles and the people were also grand and heroic, so they were also very grand in aesthetics, advocating healthy, plump, and dignified people.

Later, the plateau people were driven to the swamp, where the land was barren, and the plateau people themselves did not live up to expectations, and the small life was getting worse day by day, so the aesthetics became distorted, and people began to tend to be thin, gloomy, and even Morbid beauty.So this "classical beauty" of Tevez is not liked by people.

His father said before: "A beauty like Devis is beyond the reach of ordinary people."

Tevis also felt that ordinary people did not deserve to have her.

His man must have a handsome appearance, superb martial arts, and courage—enough to be a king.

So where will my king be?

"Mommy, get someone to prepare the car for me."

Mammy asked, "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to Wild Wolf City." Tevis sat up from the bathtub and said, "I don't want to stay in this city any longer!"

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Chapter 63: Crow King, Thank You

At this moment, Leoric was sitting at the former general's desk, looking through the files.Shia and four other clerks were sitting on the long tables on both sides of him to work. The room was very quiet, only the sound of feather brushes, occasionally coughing or whispering.

Now Leoric's identity is the temporary commander of the Northern Expedition Army, which was appointed by General Akkad and recommended by the heads of the regiment.

Although the battle is over, the following things are far from over.Counting casualties, treating the wounded, cleaning the battlefield, handing over captives, distributing pensions, counting spoils, restoring city functions... A lot of other things are waiting for him to arrange.Leoric felt that he had been overwhelmed, and he really didn't know how Shia managed all of this before.

Just when Leoric was thinking about the possibility of "deleting the library and running away", Shia suddenly said, "Leoric, give me those files."

Leoric looked up to see Shia smiling at him.

Shia, my angel!

Leoric was very touched, how can I describe this feeling, like a poor student who was punished by the teacher to copy the text ten times, and was not allowed to go home if he couldn't finish copying. , stood by the window in the setting sun, smiled and stretched out his hand to him, and said, "Let me copy it for you!"

That's how it feels.This kind of desperate redemption is enough to make a virgin with no love experience fall in love with that girl in an instant, enough to make him do anything for this woman. Sentimental campus love stories often start from this moment...

Oh, Shia is already my wife, so it's okay.

"Thank you." Leoric moved the responsible bill and logistics statistics report to Shia in the form of "ctrl+t".

Shia accepted his work with a smile, and brought another stack of documents to him, saying, "This one is for you."

"Huh?" Leoric blinked. It turned out that it wasn't side support, but just changing lanes with me?

Seeing his dazed and disappointed expression, Shia chuckled and said, "Leo, it's not easy to do clerical work, is it?"

Leoric said: "Yeah, I'd rather go to war than 007's overtime work without paying."

Shia smiled and said: "It's okay, I will accompany you, and the stack of documents between me and you is relatively simple. It is a report on the spoils of war. You can sign and stamp after reading it."

"Oh, that's it." It seems that my wife still loves me.

Shia leaned down and whispered in his ear: "Hurry up and finish the work, we can go to the countryside to ride horses." Leoric was stunned for a moment, then looked into her eyes, and saw the smile in her smile. With an imperceptible charm.

After going through that night, Shia knew the taste, and she was not so shy about this matter.Although the person is still the same person, the appearance, figure, voice...all the external appearances have not changed.But Leoric could feel that there was a touch of woman in her—no longer a girl, but a woman.

Just as a flower will bloom overnight, a girl can also complete her transformation overnight.

Leoric joked, "Then I must bring a bottle of good wine."

"Then you should bring a few more bottles," Shia said imitating Leoric's tone, "I'm going to be drunk from noon to morning."

Their voices were lowered, and their expressions and behaviors were normal, making the clerks next to them think that the two were discussing business matters.

The thought of riding a horse after work gave Leoric motivation.He stretched himself and continued to work overtime.

At this moment, Leoric held a stack of reports in front of him. It was a thick stack of parchment, heavy.

In the past two years, the plateau people's civilian paper-making industry has been quite developed, but for some reason, the military still has documents for nobles, and it's this kind of parchment, which is heavy, expensive and thick.It is said that this is to reflect formality, so as to distinguish it from folk newspapers and periodicals.Leoric couldn't figure it out. Before I crossed over, your country was fucking about to perish. How could you still think about it?Oh, maybe I reversed the cause and effect relationship. It is precisely because the nobles of the plateau people are decadent and depraved that the country will perish.

what is this?This is "the enemy is in the Innoji Temple".Leoric pondered, according to the conduct of history, after they finished fighting the external battle, it is estimated that they will fight the internal battle in the future.

Leoric took a sip of herbal tea, put those things behind him, and concentrated on looking at the documents at hand.

The file Shia gave him was an inventory of the spoils, which was easier to handle, and it looked good.In other words, let him count the money, and count his own money.

Leoric first looked at the supplies seized this time.

The Crow King planned to besiege the city at the beginning. After all, he was rich and powerful, and Middle-earth had inexhaustible food and sheep, which could completely consume the plateau people to death.In fact, if he insisted on besieging the city, Leoric really had nothing to do with him. However, later on, this old man got two lava cannons, and immediately he didn't know his last name. This is the story behind it.

Long story short, back to the loot thing.

Since the Crow King thought about besieging the city, he prepared a large amount of supplies early on. This list of supplies contains various supplies, not counting weapons. These supplies include but are not limited to: rice, flour, dried meat, pickled vegetables, ham , sausages, live cattle, sheep, pigs, donkeys, a large number of dairy products, dried vegetables, preserved fruit, beer, wine, highly distilled spirits, medical bandages, herbs, military uniforms, military boots, hats, shoe polish, sword oil, saddles, Forage, horseshoes...even winter clothes, firewood and charcoal, it can be said that the Crow King thought very carefully.

Moreover, in order to solve the draft problem, the Crow King also dug [-] wells in all directions of Wild Wolf City. Philip was very surprised when he learned of this, and said that he had also surveyed the hydrology in this area. Logically speaking, there is not so much groundwater.It is estimated that there are very professional drillers in the Crow King's army. We will investigate later to see if they can be used by our army.

In short, there are all kinds of supplies, and it takes three days and three nights to pull the cart. The warehouses in the city are full and cannot be opened. The square of the church is paved, like a large farmers' market.

Now these things belong to Leoric. In the next few days, even if the soldiers of the Northern Expedition Army let them eat, there will be no logistical problems.However, in order to prevent corruption, Shia has arranged for reliable personnel to guard the supplies, and has also clarified the rules and regulations for dispatching supplies.The footsteps of the Northern Expeditionary Army should not stop here, these supplies will be the basis for their continued march in the future.

In addition to food and clothing, the most seized weapons are weapons.

The equipment of the barbarians is very complicated, and the equipment of each tribe is self-sufficient. Although the Crow King cares about food and drink, he doesn't care about weapons and armor.This caused the barbarian coalition army to have good and bad equipment. The good ones are very good. The weapons of a chief soldier are better than those of the plateau leader; The equipment of the wild wolf city militia is not as good.

But in general, the equipment level of the barbarians is still superior to that of the plateau people.Only the head of the plateau can wear plate armor or chain mail. Most of the other soldiers wear leather and cloth armor, and a few of them have a chest protector.As for waist guards, leg guards, forehead guards, and throat guards, they don't exist at all.But half of the soldiers of the barbarians have metal armor and helmets, and the elite troops only wear chain mail, and some elite troops are even equipped with scale armor and chain armor.Not to mention the heavy cavalry, there is a lot of plate armor.

These are just soldiers, let alone the generals. It is said that the head of the Hammer Regiment, Shi En, the first thing he did after the battle was to take off the Crow King's armor to observe.Seeing this, the strong man burst into tears and said, "If people on the plateau can have half the level of this armor, they will never be trapped in the swamp for 200 years!"

Later, Leoric asked Captain Shi En, is there anything special about the armor of the Crow King?Shi En pondered for a while, and said unwillingly: "I don't understand the craftsmanship of the Crow King's armor at all, but I know that this thing is invulnerable in terms of defense, flexible in joints, and very light—look, sir!" As Shi En said, he took out the hammer and slammed it hard on the joints, "Bang!" The hammer and the armor sparked, but the armor of the Crow King was not deformed, and there was only a white streak on the surface. print.Shi En wiped it lightly with his finger, and the white seal was gone, and the armor was as clean as new.

Leoric thought to himself: How fucking outrageous, is this something that can be produced in the era of cold weapons?It's too fantastic!

If it weren't for Gou Zi's strength, someone else would really be unable to kill the Crow King.

What is even more surprising is that the armor of the Crow King is not a special case. Many barbarian generals other than him have similar customized full-body armor.Although it is slightly inferior to the Crow King in terms of craftsmanship, it can still be regarded as an armor of the same level.Of course, the irony is that most of these generals wearing the best armor did not come to the battlefield, but "planned strategies" in the rear.Once the Crow King died, these people ran and dropped, and the armor on their bodies was brand new.

Armor is like this, weapons are even more powerful.The barbarian's saber is famous all over the world, not to mention cutting iron like mud, anyway, it is no problem to cut off the sword of your plateau people.In this battle, the plateau people suffered a lot because of poor weapons. Fu later reported to Leoric that many of the wounded were injured because of poor weapons.Originally, the two soldiers were equally skilled in martial arts, but I didn't expect that my sword would be cut in two when the weapons touched, so how can I fight next?When Philip was cleaning the battlefield, he also discovered that the entire streets of Wild Wolf City were full of broken weapons and damaged shields from our army.

For this matter, Philip almost beat up Sir Milan, because Sir Milan and his family were one of the weapons suppliers.However, Sir Milan said that he can't make the decision on this matter. It is his father who is operating it. Besides, their equipment is cheating and people are exposed to rain and dew. Sir Milan's own sword was broken later, so he almost died.

However, more than 6 sets of various weapons were seized in this battle, most of which were the barbarian signature sabers, and the soldiers could still be rich if they had two.The armor is enough for everyone to share, so you don't have to worry about weapons in a short time.

Oh, and horses!

In the Crow King's 3000 army, although cavalry are the main force, there are more than 3000 people. More than 3500 people, each with two horses, is [-] war horses. These people ran a lot, but they left behind nearly half of them. Including the mounts of scouts, orderlies, and generals, a total of [-] war horses were seized!Make a wave with the rest of the Highland Knights, exactly four thousand.Although the quality of the horses was not as good as that of the original "Mortridy family", they were considered top-notch war horses. Any one brought to the Great Swamp would stand out from the crowd, and selling three-digit gold coins would not be a problem.

With sufficient supplies of food and grass, as well as armor, weapons and horses, this knight order must expand its army!Originally, the entire Knights had only 800 people, but Leoric planned to directly expand the army to 2000 cavalry.Eight hundred for Shia, eight hundred for Growin, and another four hundred elites for himself.

One order of knights, three kinds of cavalry.

Shia brings blue light cavalry, responsible for scouting, detours, raids, outflanking and other tasks, with sabers and short bows, and three incendiary bombs per person, mainly highlighting mobility.

Growen led black heavy cavalry, responsible for charging, attacking tough battles, and fighting tough battles. Everyone had plate armor and long spears, and if they went forward recklessly, they would kill anyone who refused to accept it.

Leoric took red cavalry, wore scale armor or chain armor, took the best weapons, and chose the soldiers who were most fearless of death.

Later, I will design a red, black and blue military flag, so I will leave this work to Shia.

Oh, and those two lava cannons are naturally owned by Leoric.

This can be said.

When Leoric first got these two cannons, the line in his heart was: My lord, times have changed!Constantinople is going to change its name, and girls in Rome are going to be girls in Turkey overnight.

I want to find the best craftsmen to copy these weapons, and then blast them all the way from Middle Earth to the plateau. Cavalry with cannons, Lord is Napoleon (extended version)!

But the ideal is beautiful, but the reality is fucked up. These cannons are not the kind of "trans-epochal cannons" that Leoric thought. They are still magical props in essence. era.The weapon principle and technology of these cannons are superb, but they are definitely not cross-generational. Shi En and others studied it and said that they can reproduce low-end versions.Of course, the low-end version of the lava cannon has neither lava, nor is it a "cannon". It can only be regarded as a small cannon, an ordinary stone-shooting cannon.

The reason why the lava cannon is powerful is because of the magic runes and special materials inside.Leoric believed that the upper limit of magic was extremely high. The most powerful magic in legends could sink a continent, and its power even surpassed any weapon of modern humans.However, magic also has its disadvantages, that is, it cannot be mass-produced, and it is hard to come by.

He believes that the most powerful point of the industrialization era is the mass production brought about by the development of productive forces. Maybe the initial industrial products are not as good as handicrafts in some places, but the quality is stable and the quantity is huge, so that quantitative changes lead to qualitative changes.But "magic props" are like high-end handicrafts, which require extremely good craftsmen (magicians) to produce, and it costs money, so it is impossible to replicate them on a large scale.

Leoric handed over the demon captives to his succubi for interrogation, and got some information about the lava cannon.It is said that these artillerymen do not know the craft of making cannons, but only know how to repair them and how to shoot them.In addition, the shells of the lava cannon are also specially made. They don't know the formula. If they don't use the special shells, they will not explode when fired, and their power will be greatly reduced.

Now the manufacturing technology of the lava cannon is monopolized by the demon princess Clara. If Leoric wants to get the real cannon, he must win over or defeat that guy.

Fortunately, there are still fifty rounds of special shells for the lava cannon, which means it can still be used in the future.In addition, even if these two cannons are loaded with ordinary shells, their power is outrageous. Whether it is attacking or defending the city, they are first-class weapons.In addition to cannons, Leoric also seized a lot of siege equipment, trebuchets, ladders, rams...all kinds of things.Head Shi En yelled excitedly like a child who has never seen the world, wishing he could sleep in the ladder car today.

The Northern Expeditionary Army immediately became rich, and in the future, whether it was attacking the city or defending the city, even if it was an encounter outside, they would have the confidence.

Leoric signed the list of trophies, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart: Crow King, thank you!You fed the entire Northern Expedition Army with your own flesh and blood. I, Leoric, will never forget this kind of kindness!When you die, I will definitely burn some paper figurines and paper horses to thank you.

At this time, the outside door was suddenly pushed open.

Shia immediately jumped up, "Bold! You... oh, it's you?" Then she laughed.

General Akkad also laughed and said, "Everyone, don't come here without any problems!"

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Chapter 64: Even more doggy than me?

General Akkad still had the same loud voice as before, and the room buzzed when he spoke.He looks good despite being in a wheelchair.

The guards pushed him into the room, and Leoric and the others stood up and saluted.The general gestured for them to sit down, and said, "I'm sure I saw the right person, Leoric." He glanced at the stack of documents on Leorick's desk, and said with a smirk, " How about the general's work?"

Leoric also smiled, and said, "For a fool like me, this kind of work is too difficult! I think you are a great general, and you must be able to handle such a trivial matter." Leoric said and put a stack of He picked up the document and handed it to the general like a toast.

The old man coughed repeatedly, and said: "Oh, no, Mr. Acting Chief, I am injured, I am afraid I have failed your expectations! Hahahahaha..."

Leoric turned his face sideways and said, "Didn't you hurt your leg? I don't think your hand was hurt either."

The general quickly said: "Oh, my leg hurts, let's go!" He asked the guards to push him out.Leoric greeted him back with a smile, and Shia and the clerks couldn't help laughing.General Akkad was originally approachable, and Leoric had a good relationship with him, so the two of them were just like their relatives in private, always joking around.

The general had injured his thigh and knee while defending the city wall, and had been shot in the abdomen by an arrow.However, the injury on the abdomen is very light, protected by armor, it is only a little flesh injury, and it is almost full now; the injury on the leg is more serious, and I have to sit in a wheelchair.

Fu told Leoric that the general's leg is probably not good enough, and even if it grows well, it will become lame and can't fight.

However, when Fu said this, her tone was not sad, and she even felt "relieved".

The general also took this matter very lightly, and was even a little happy, because with this kind of injury, he could justifiably apply for retirement with the king.

After fighting for a lifetime, he was able to go back alive, and he returned to his hometown in a triumphant manner. He was greeted with flowers, applause, gold and titles, as well as the great honor of leaving his name in history.This ending can be said to be the best result for General Akkad, who has been loyal to the country all his life.

The general's retirement is already a matter of tacit understanding, and the regiment leaders also think it is very good.There are also some veterans of the same generation who also returned to their hometowns together with the general.

"Hahahahaha... Seeing how capable you are, I can finally retire."

"We're actually not very capable..."

"Oh, young people need a process of adaptation! There's no harm in exercising more." The semi-retired general spoke nonchalant sarcastic remarks, and Leoric was so angry that he wanted to kick his good leg.

Having said that, the general still came to Leoric and reviewed several documents with him.Leoric didn't intend to make the old man work overtime with the injury, so he quickly pushed him away and told him to rest.

General Akkad is also a person who can't be idle. It is estimated that the days of recuperating from injuries are really boring, so he came to Leoric's side to find something to do.

At this time, he held the list of trophies and enjoyed it, looking at the full harvest from ear to ear with joy, like a drunkard meeting old wine, like a prostitute meeting an old bustard.Even a veteran like General Akkad finds it difficult to control his emotions when he looks at the piles of loot.

After reviewing the list of trophies, the general asked, "Any reports of the prisoners?"

Leoric said, "It's down below. I haven't approved it yet. What's the matter?"

The general pondered a little, and said: "These things about personnel placement are very troublesome. From my experience, you should deal with this matter first. The supplies will not be damaged in a short time, but people's hearts are changing at any time. Barbarians I am not worried about the captives. After all, none of the crows will die, and those people are scattered. But the half-blood elves..." The general said solemnly, "Leoric, you haven't given everyone an explanation for the elves. .”