Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

Leoric laughed dumbfounded, thinking: Shall I give you an explanation?

Then who will explain it to me first?

I don't even know why these elves popped out of nowhere!The only time I ever met an elf was when I did a job with that chick named Selavi last time.Logically speaking, the elf's correct reaction should be to go to Shenyang Avenue, no, come to Wild Wolf City to fuck me.But the actual result is that they somehow became my reinforcements?This is fucking illogical!

So what happened between sending word in Seravi and arriving at the elves to support Wild Wolf City?

Leoric was also curious.

However, there were a lot of things to deal with after the war, and Leoric didn't have time to solve the case.He first said to the elf queen Romila: "First of all, I would like to thank Her Majesty for your great help, and then let's put aside the specific matters here, first treat the wounded and then resettle you. I'm sorry, please forgive me. "

The queen is also a very talkative person. She said: "Ah, it must be important to treat the wounded first. There are many doctors in our elf army, and they will help along."

"Thank you so much."

Then, everyone was busy with their own tasks, cleaning the battlefield, treating the wounded, guarding the prisoners, collecting the spoils, and setting up camps and so on... and they have been busy until now.

Leoric thought to himself: It's time to meet with the queen, and clarify the things here.I want to know why the queen came to help me, and I also need to figure out how to deal with our relationship with the half-blood elves in the future.

Leoric said to General Akkad, "I'm going to meet with Romila today to clarify the matter, and then I will issue a notice."

"Okay, then go ahead, I, a bad old man, won't make any trouble." The general said as he beckoned to the guards to push him away.

After the general left, Leoric also stood up, stretched his waist, and said, "Shia, don't be so busy, come out with me."

Shia put down the quill in her hand and said, "Well, are you going to meet the Elf Queen?"

"Yes, Romila, Queen of the Elf."

Hearing this, Shia shrank back and said nervously, "Is that the super beautiful blonde sister?"

"Uh, sort of." Leoric felt that although Serawi and the Elven Queen were beautiful, Shia's beauty was not inferior to them. My wife has a lot of money, so don't be so nervous, right?

"Then I want to change clothes." She said and stood up.

Leoric said subconsciously: "We're not going to fight, we don't need to wear armor... Oh, you want to change into 'that kind of clothes', right?"

Shia blushed immediately, and shouted: "What kind of thing! Don't talk nonsense!" Then she walked out of the room quickly.

"You also go to wash your face, and take care of your beard and hair. See you in the square later."

Women's comparisons are really strange.

So Leoric went back to his room to take care of his appearance. He didn't need to do anything, it was nothing more than washing his face and shaving.

Plateau people have always struggled with the matter of growing beards. Traditional plateau aristocrats considered beards to be beautiful, and beards were a symbol of masculinity. At that time, people all grew beards.However, monks could not grow beards. As the status of the clergy improved, they did not grow beards, and others followed suit. Later, it was considered beautiful to have clean and clean chins, and it was also said that not growing beards was a symbol of hygiene, civilization and piety.Later, the barbarians with beards raised the plateau people, so the beard became a symbol of strength and masculinity. In addition, there was a saying among the nobles that "beard = apricot ability", so the plateau people rose again. The beard trend.

But Leoric didn't like a beard, for no other reason than it was too dirty.Hygiene is poor in this era, if you grow a beard, wouldn't it become a flea nest?So he still shaved himself clean, and he didn't care what others said.

Leoric shaved off the stubble, washed his face well, and combed his hair before going to see Shia.

Shia changed her clothes very quickly, as if she was resolute when she was fighting. Of course, it may be that there are only a few clothes she can wear, and there are not many choices.At this time, Shia was wearing a neatly ironed military uniform, changed into shiny military boots, and combed her hair into a neat ponytail.His face seems to be plain, but if you look closely, you can notice a little subtle makeup on her face.

Shia looked at Leoric for a while, and the corners of her mouth could not help but curl up, and said, "It's not bad!"

"you said I?"

"Is it you or who?" Shia lightly punched him on the shoulder, "I..." She looked around and whispered, "My man is quite handsome."

"Of course your man is handsome." He said proudly.

Seeing that no one was around, Shia reached out and stroked Leoric's smooth chin, then she turned sideways and said in a sneaky tone: "Hey, everyone says that a man with a beard looks manly." , but I like the one without the beard."

Leoric laughed, "You still like boys younger than you, don't you?"

Shia's face turned red, she quickly covered his mouth, and said nervously, "How do you know?"

Leoric took her hand and said: "You said it yourself after drinking last time, and you also said that when you are conquered by a boy younger than yourself, you will have a forbidden pleasure... "

"Ah, shut up!" Shia quickly covered his mouth again.

Then Shia swore that she would never drink alcohol again, of course this vow did not last for a week.

Then Leoric whistled, and said, "San, where's the man!"

"coming!"

The dog ran out from around the corner.Leoric now basically takes his dog with him wherever he goes. The dog is very good at fighting, has a keen sense of smell and hearing, and is very powerful. It will be very helpful if he goes out to negotiate, meet or do something with others.It's like when playing in the place of deceit, if Gouzi sits there, the other party will lose attributes immediately.Although the elves are mostly well-intentioned, Leoric can't figure out the details of the other party, nor do they know the real intentions of the other party, so it's better to be cautious when negotiating for the first time.

Then the two took the dog to the stable to "pick up the car".The elves camped by the river on the east side of the city, it was too far to walk, and it was not pretty.

Mortread was wounded bravely in the previous battle, and he was still recovering, so Leoric first found another horse to ride.When passing by the stable, Leoric planned to drop by to see how "Brother Lu Bu" was injured.However, as soon as he arrived at the stable, he heard Mortredy's horse language: "Look at me fucking you to pieces! Hahahahaha!"

Leoric and Shia poked their heads to see that Brother Lu Bu was slightly injured and was riding a filly.

Seeing this scene, Shia smiled awkwardly, saying that it was better for her to avoid it.

Leoric scolded, "Mortridy, are you fucking healed?"

With a bandage wrapped around his head, and one eye covered, Mortread turned his head, looked at Leoric with the other eye, and said, "My upper head is hurt, and the lower head is all right. , Hey, wait a minute, I'm almost done, pay back three times!"

"So accurate?"

"Oh, that's how punctual horses are," said Mortread, dismounting from the filly.At this time, the pony's body softened and fell beside him, seemingly enjoying himself.

Leoric pouted at the filly next to him, and said, "Which relative is this?"

Mo Tridy straightened his face and said, "This may be your mother!"

"You're tired of working again, aren't you?" Leoric stretched out his hand to hit him.

"Oh, no, I'm uncomfortable, maybe I'm going to have a wind." Mortready said, laying down on the ground, and began to twitch and roll his eyes.

Leoric couldn't do anything about this rascal, he kicked it on the back to relieve his anger, and then said: "Why are you a fucking horse, get up, you shameful thing!"

Mortredy rolled his eyes back and said, "Can't a horse be windy right away? Absurd! You have to know that horses and people have a lot in common, such as riding a horse..."

"Ah, yes, yes, yes!" Leoric didn't want to talk to it, "I just came to see how your injury is doing, nothing else. You can continue to cultivate, do what you can, don't Wreck your body!"

Mo Tradie was very moved, "Yes, boss! You also take a break, I think you have no fewer girls than me recently, so be careful."

Leoric smiled and said, "Damn! It's still incomparable to you."

Mortread snorted, "Where is that!"

"you are welcome!"

……

Then Leoric led two horses out from the next door, and ended this surprisingly horse-infused conversation.

After coming out of the stable, the dog said curiously: "I said, master, I can also understand some animal language. About this Mortredy, it... what is it with those mares ah?"

Leoric said to Gouzi in demonic language: "Oh, you are curious about its family, right? Said it.

After listening to it, the three heads of the three-headed dog were greatly shocked, and the dog in the middle couldn't help but say, "Fuck, you're even more dog than me?!"

Leoric was so amused by this, that he couldn't straighten up with laughter, and the dog's three heads laughed too.Seeing those four heads smiling so happily, Shia couldn't help being curious, so she asked Leoric to translate the Devil's language.Leoric told her, and Shia covered her mouth and laughed.

Then Shia said: "However, can you speak human language when you speak next time? I can't understand Devil's language."

Leoric was about to say "Yes", but Gouzi's face suddenly turned black, and he stared at Shia and stopped talking.

Um?Why did the atmosphere freeze suddenly?

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Chapter 65: The social death scene that is enough to hit the top three

Shia thought that Gouzi was offended by her words, she looked a little embarrassed, and said, "Uh, it doesn't matter if you don't say anything, I'm just asking casually."

Leoric was a little unhappy. He patted the dog's head and said, "What's wrong? Your face is as black as Mortready's whip. If you don't speak the language of the demons, will you be expelled from the demon?"

Gouzi was taken aback for a moment, and then quickly said: "No, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that, it doesn't matter what you say." At this time, it has changed to the "Northern language" spoken by the plateau people.

Leoric asked, "What is that for?"

Gouzi said: "It's because I only have the middle head that can speak foreign languages, and the two on the left and right are fucking useless."

"Huh?" Leoric's surprised expression seemed to have seen a ghost, "Don't you three heads even share this?"

Gouzi nodded repeatedly, and said: "Of course, for example, I use the language of the plateau people to say: 'Hey, Zuogou, you are an idiot!' It will not give me..."

"Bang!" The left dog swung its paws and punched the middle dog with an uppercut, and then the three heads grinned in pain.

The limit is one for one, this is it.

Then the left dog scolded: "I don't understand foreign languages, but I can still understand swear words!" The right dog also said: "Yes, yes, although I don't know eight foreign languages, I can at least sixteen. 'Fuck you' in a different language! Don't try to fool me!"

This is too real. Sure enough, swear words are a "universal language" that can spread across time and space, species and races.

Watching the three heads quarreling, Leoric suddenly remembered something, and asked curiously: "By the way, Gouzi, I want to ask you something."

The dogs stopped, "Say it!"

"You have specialties on both the left and right heads, so what's the middle head for?"

The head in the middle smiled and said, "Master, what are you thinking about?"

Leoric said: "One has a good nose, the other has a stick in one's ear, so the last one...is the mouth very powerful?"

"Yes!" Zhonggou said proudly, "I'm very good at talking nonsense!"

It suddenly occurred to Leoric that it was the middle head who had been teasing him all the time, the left and right heads were silent.

"Then your specialty is much worse than the two brothers on the left and right, so don't show your face!"

Zhonggou's eyes widened excitedly, and said, "That's not necessarily true! A sharp mouth is a real kung fu."

Leoric blinked and said, "Uh, do you have a stronger bite?"

Zhonggou looked disgusted and said: "Bite is rough work! It's not real skill."

"Then what is it?"

Zhonggou coughed dryly, and suddenly said at a very fast speed:

"Beef roll, prosciutto, grilled shellfish with caviar! Stir-fried escargot in white wine, beef tongue braised in red wine! Spinach salad, fruit salad, mustard salad, corn salad, salmon salad! Beef roll, lamb roll charcoal-grilled rib meat, potato cake potato mash Bean sticks, potato steak, potato pie, potato flour, potato cake, potato roasted potato skewers, shredded potatoes, bread, and potato meatballs! And..."

"Stop!" Leoric squeezed the dog's mouth, "I've been listening to this all my life, it's not new anymore." Although it's a Chinese version.

Then Gouzi said: "Master, maybe this skill is not uncommon among humans, but there is absolutely no second dog that can speak so fluently!"

Shia also said at the side at this time: "It's amazing! I've never seen a person who speaks so fast, er, it's a dog! I think this skill is really powerful, but it may be useless in war." She laughed.

Okay, okay.

Leoric thought to himself: It can be regarded as a talent, even if you resign from me in the future, you can still find a meal under the flyover.

However, now it seems that Gouzi's high-speed piercing is useless, but in the near future, this seemingly useless skill that can only beg for food under the overpass will come in handy in an incredible way.

……

Then the two and a dog came to the elf camp.

Although Leoric arranged a place for them to live in the city, the half-blood elves did not choose to enter the city, but stationed at the Luoyue River outside the city.

Creatures like elves, although they look like humanoids, physically have a strong plant color.For example, if they have the conditions, they need to soak their bodies in water.Their skin absorbs water directly and produces nutrients through photosynthesis.If they don't have the opportunity to soak their whole body, they will also soak their feet in water.

So it is said that the foot therapy industry of elves is extremely developed.

Due to this characteristic, the elves must live by the water. Although water can be obtained inside the city, it is not as convenient as outside.Also, from a human point of view, where the elves live is strange.Their roofs must be transparent. Nobles or high-ranking people will install glass domes, which can be opened and closed. Ordinary and poor people generally have no roofs.Or live directly in the tree.

People will ask: what to do when it rains?Isn't the room full of bubbles?

The elf will answer: "Is there such a good thing?"

Elf furniture is not afraid of water, and people are not afraid of water. In their view, being in the rain is not a bad thing. They will come out for activities on rainy days, or invite friends to come to their home to enjoy the rain.Some people’s roofs are even purposely made into a funnel shape, thus forming a wonderful scene of “heavy rain in the house with light rain outside, and heavy rain in the house with heavy rain outside, sometimes the rain is too heavy, and the whole family goes outside to shelter from the rain”. .

Leoric and Shia came to the camp of the elves and saw that the tents where the soldiers lived were only covered with windproof curtains on all four sides, without a roof.They greeted the Sentinels and said they would meet Romila, Queen of the Elves.

The sentinel was a very handsome silver-haired man with pointed ears and a slender figure. He saluted gracefully like a dancer, and said to go back and inform Her Majesty the Queen, and let the two of them stay here for a while.

"I don't appreciate these elf men." Shia whispered to him, "This body is so weird, tall and thin, it's full of bones, and it looks like it will collapse when the wind blows."

Leoric raised his eyebrows and asked knowingly, "Then what kind of man do you admire?"

Shia glanced at him and said with a smile, "It's not like you anyway."

"Really?"

"Hmm..." She pondered for a moment, then whispered, "Actually, I appreciate it a little bit, just a little bit." She gestured with her fingers.

At this time, the sentinel ran back and brought back an elf girl.After a long distance, the girl shouted excitedly: "Master Leoric... Ah!" She suddenly stepped on a piece of slippery mud, and then lost her balance.