Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

"Careful!" Leoric yelled.

"Ah ah ah ah ah ah ah--!"

However, she still slid from the high slope to the low place, and saw the girl sitting in the mud, flying towards Leoric like a derailed train.She spun, screamed, and struggled, splashing mud and water all over her body, like an eel that had just been pulled out of a hole.

After sliding for more than ten meters like this, she stopped in front of Leoric.

The elf girl was half white and half brown, lying flat in front of Leoric, looking at the sky hopelessly.

Leoric lowered his head and met her eyes.

"You are... Selawi, right?" Leoric was very impressed with the girl.

Serawi smiled wryly: "Hey hey hey...My lord, you are laughing at me."

Don't you laugh?This job is done.

When Leoric arrived just now, the elves had all come out to watch the excitement, so the doorway was full, men, women, young and old, there were elves and a few people from the plateau, at least there were hundreds of pairs of eyes.Everyone wanted to take a look at this "Red Rabbit Who Lives Zhang Liao and Xu Chu" Master Leoric, but they didn't expect Seravi to do the work first.

These hundreds of pairs of eyes watched Serawi encrusting himself. The scene was really ugly. Although Serawi's skin was thicker than ordinary tree bark, he couldn't bear this embarrassment.

If Leoric was asked to rank the social deaths he had seen recently, Serawi's fall would probably hit the top three... Oh, thinking about it this way, it's not a big deal!

Serawi slowly got up from the ground, her body was as stiff as a puppet, and she could feel her blushing through the mud on her face.At this time, Shia hurried up. She helped Serawi up first, then picked up her white handkerchief to wipe Serawi's face, and asked her, "Little sister, did you hurt yourself?"

"No, no." Serawi was so moved that he almost cried.

Shia's expression was very pitiful at this time - this girl looked only in her teens, at the age of thin skin, and a "high-speed sliding shovel" came down in the public, how much psychological harm would it cause?If it is not done well, it will leave a psychological shadow.

Shia cleaned her hair again, and asked with a smile, "Little sister, how old are you?"

Serawi smirked and said, "Hey hey hey, I'm 44 this year."

The smile on Shia's face froze, and she said softly: "Then... Auntie, why don't you have a snack?"

Under Shia's gentle comfort, Serawi finally cried "Wow".

Shia and Leoric looked at each other, spread their hands together, and said, "Leoric, don't blame me for speaking badly! This is about to be a grandma, but she dresses up like a little girl, it's not polite. .”

Leoric quickly said to Shia: "No, no, the age calculation of the elves is different from ours. They have a long life span and the calculation is different, so 44 years old is equivalent to our fourteen or five years old. Serawi is not pretending Nun, she's really...really stupid." Leoric spread his hands.

Taking the human calendar as a conversion, first throw away the "ten years of water education", then subtract the three years of "the enlightenment of the gods" (the rules of these elves will be described in detail later), and then divide by two, Serawi is only 15 years old Half.

In addition, this little sister is not very smart and matures late, so it's okay to treat her as a child.

It turned out to be the case, and Shia quickly apologized to Serawi, saying that she had misunderstood.Serawi had a childish temper, and his emotions came and went quickly, so he stopped crying after a while.

Then, Serawi gave a noble salute to Leoric and Shia in turn, and then she looked at the dog, thought for a moment, and then gave an ordinary hospitality salute.

She cleared her throat, and said with a very official attitude and tone: "Lord Leoric, Lord Shia, I am the princess of the half-blood elves, Seravi, on behalf of the half-blood elves of the Glica family, I welcome you two." arrival."

Serawi's speech sounded like a princess, but the mud on her body made her temperament greatly compromised.

"I was going to take the two of you to meet my sister, but before that, I need...uh, take a shower." She touched her hair shyly, and ended up getting the mud on the light yellow hair.

Leoric said: "Then you go wash first, we will wait for you for a while?"

"No, I'll just wash here!"

"what?"

Are the elves so fierce?

Before Leoric asked, Serawi plunged into the nearby river.It was said to be taking a bath, but in fact it was going swimming and splashing a few times.Leoric felt that if Selavi still had the idea of ​​protecting his own face at the beginning, it would definitely be a broken elf now. What kind of elf nobles and princesses are all singers!

Serawi swam twice in the river, slammed up and down, thumped, and then went ashore wet.Finally, someone next to her brought a towel to help her wipe the water. Serawi probably fiddled with it, tidied her hair, and then walked towards Leoric.

Shia's eyes lit up at this moment, and she whispered to Leoric, "I didn't realize just now, this little sister is pretty pretty too!"

At this moment, Serawi washed off his muddy body, and finally showed some of the beauty that an "elf princess" should have.

This little princess has emerald green eyes with long eyelashes and lively eyes; her face has not yet fully grown, but if given time, it will definitely look very beautiful.

She wore a thin light yellow braid on her head, and a few golden flower headdresses. She was wearing a white dress underneath, with bare feet and gold anklets on her ankles.The whole body exudes exuberant vitality, looking at her, Leoric can't help sighing in his heart, "I'm already old!".

In addition, Leoric also noticed that the material of her clothes was very special.It looked a bit like a swimsuit, it didn't drink water at all, the water droplets quickly rolled down from it, glistening in the sun, and then the water that stuck to her skin was quickly absorbed by her body.

"Let's go!" Serawi smiled brightly.

Led by the elf princess, Leoric and the others walked towards the inside of the elf camp.Shia was curious about the material of Serawi's clothes, so she chatted with her.Selawi said that elves' clothes are made of a material similar to silk, but it is completely different from silk.These clothes don't drink water at all, and you don't need to take them off when you usually play in the water. When the wind blows, they will dry quickly.

These elves really like water. Leoric saw some girls playing in the Luoyue River. Under the sunlight, the river sparkled, but those elves were more beautiful than the river.In order to allow the skin to get as much moisture as possible, they dress very coolly, with young bodies, graceful curves, and those playful pointed ears...

"Hmm!" Shia suddenly coughed dryly.

not good!Leoric was shocked immediately.

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Chapter 66: You kill yourself!

Leoric looked away, and then gave Shia a guilty look.Shia looked at him with a half-smile, with a trace of mockery in her disgusted eyes.Then Shia came close to him and whispered in the dialect of the Leikui mountain area: "So you like elf girls?"

Leoric didn't know how to say, "Ah, no..." I actually don't just like elf girls!But there is no way to say that.

"I see." She quickened her pace and ran to Selawi again.The two girls muttered something under their breath and laughed now and then, leaving Leoric himself behind.

Leoric couldn't figure out what she was thinking, but he didn't know what to say next—fortunately, this doubt didn't last long, and he would know the reason tonight.

After a while, Serawi suddenly asked, "Who is this big dog?"

Gouzi has not spoken for a long time. Although his mouth is broken, he is usually in a cold state in front of strangers.Seeing that it was so fierce, Selawei didn't dare to go forward, but this little girl had a natural affection for cats and dogs, so she still couldn't help asking Leoric.

Leoric patted the dog's head and said, "This is my loyal minister, San'er!"

"Sell?" Serawi looked at the dog and asked, "Can I ride?"

"No!" the dog in the middle said in Elvish.

"Wow, this dog can talk! Can he also speak Elvish?" Serawi was very pleasantly surprised, "That's great, good dog, shake hands!" He said and stretched out his hand.

San'er said it was a dog, but it was actually a demon, and it belonged to the more vicious category of elementary demons. Although it was very obedient in front of Leoric, it was very fierce to others.Seeing Serawi stretching out his hand, it bared its teeth immediately. Fortunately, Leoric had sharp eyes and quickly pressed the dog's head, saying, "San'er, what's the matter, you are so fierce when someone shakes your hand?"

Gouzi said in devilish language: "Master, you don't know that the devil and the elf have been feuding for a long time. If I don't bite her, I will show you face. How can I still shake hands with her?"

Oh, and this one more.

This involves racial conflicts, and it can't be forced. Leoric said to Serawi: "San'er doesn't like to shake hands with strangers. After you get acquainted, maybe it will be fine."

"Well, good good good good good good good good good good!" Selawei looked at Gouzi's eyes still shining, but San'er was a little timid about her and moved to the side.

After talking, the few people came to the door of the big tent of the Elf Queen. They said it was a tent, but it was actually a huge tree stump.

Leoric had heard before that the elves had some secret fast-growing plant seeds. These seeds could grow into huge plants in three to five days. Of course, the life span was very short, and they died in seven or eight days.The tents of the elves are completed with these plant seeds.However, this seems to be the only "fast-growing tree house" in the half-blood elf camp. The rest are simple tents, or they are pulled down with curtains on all sides. It is probably because these elves are relatively poor that they cannot afford seeds.

The stump is divided into upper and lower floors, and each floor covers an area of ​​about [-] square meters. The door is opened on the first floor, and the window is opened on the second floor. Outside, a beautiful yard is surrounded by flower vines.There was a set of tables and chairs in the yard. At this time, several elves who looked like military officers were sitting at the table drinking tea. A living canal was dug under the tea seat, and those people put their feet in the canal, like the roots of a tree. Like water.

Leoric and Shia had also heard about some elves' customs before, but they still found it very novel when they actually saw it.Is it true that the pedicure industry of elves is very developed?What about massage?What about massage?What about bathing?And what about the sword forging process?It shouldn't be bad, right?

Leoric and others walked into the gate, and several people in the courtyard also stood up and saluted.Despite their serious expressions and dignified posture, Leoric always found it strange to stand in the footbath and say hello.But after thinking about it, elves soaking their feet is as normal as human breathing. Can you still let people hold their breath when bowing?

But their etiquette is too much, right?Again, the princess received her personally, and the generals came to welcome her at the door.

Serawi introduced those people, saying that they were some young nobles in the elf kingdom, who were also powerful officers, and made great contributions in this battle.For example, so-and-so personally killed seven barbarians and shot a general to death; he also said that so-and-so commanded the cavalry to outflank and intersperse, inflicting heavy damage on the barbarians outside the city.

One of the elf brothers was very excited when he saw Leoric, and said to him in broken high elvish language mixed with ordinary elf language: "Li, Lord Leoric! I admire you very much. I saw The scene where you summoned the heroic spirit, I really... I don’t know what to say, can I shake your hand?”

Leoric nodded and said, "Of course, I can even sign your autograph."

The elf was overjoyed, and immediately wanted to shake hands with Leoric, but the elf forgot that his roots were still drawing water, and as soon as he stretched his legs, he got caught in his own "foot soaking ditch", and fell forward with a whoop go.Fortunately, Serawi supported him in time, so he didn't fall to the ground.

The elf blushed immediately, this person was thin-skinned, and he was in front of idols, and it was an important diplomatic occasion, he was ashamed to death.He apologized again and again, and said: "I'm sorry, Your Highness, I... I'm so ashamed! This... I really deserve to die, so why don't you just execute me!" He said very excitedly.

Serawi turned pale with fright, and said, "If you can't do it, you can't do it, you can't do it, you can't do it! Everyone will fall, and you won't die if you fall."

"But I... I'm so ashamed! I don't deserve to live! You can put me in jail or exile."

As an elf princess who just performed a slide shovel, Serawi's expression is very ugly now, she said: "It's really nothing, don't take it to heart." At this time, Serawi said to the officers next to her , "I said you guys also advised him...don't be so serious! Talk!"

Those officers all had dark faces, as serious as if the man had committed treason.The officers looked at each other, and then the oldest lady carefully walked out of the ditch with her bag in hand, then saluted again, and said, "Your Highness, this crime is really not light."

"Huh!?" Serawi wanted to cry but had no tears, "It's just a fall!"

The lady pondered for a while, and said, "Uh, this... because it involves a diplomatic occasion, and it is to receive the noble Lord Leoric, you know, in the laws and ancestral rules of our half-blood elves, It emphasizes etiquette, especially the etiquette and rules when talking with high elves. Hundreds of years ago, a princess was imprisoned for three years because she stained the pants of high elves nobles at the dinner table. If you are deprived of the right of inheritance, then you are still a princess, let alone us lowly generals. Oh, and we are now on a diplomatic occasion. If you are rude on a diplomatic occasion, especially to a high elf, then..." She gritted her teeth and stopped talking.

Serawi widened his eyes and asked nervously, "Why didn't you speak?"

All of a sudden, the lady seemed to have made some important decision, her eyes sparkled, and then she knelt down in a "plop" and said, "I am willing to share half of the punishment for him!"

The elf brother suddenly cried: "Auntie, no!"

The elf lady yelled at him: "Shut up, child! This is to save your life! Your Royal Highness, please start with me." Then she slammed her head on the ground.

However, Serawi's face was ashen at this time, his whole body turned black and white, and the top of his head seemed to be smoking.I saw her spread her hands towards Leoric and said, "Master Leoric, I made you laugh, but don't be too happy, because I will be finished soon."

There is no logic, and it seems a little logical.

Leoric, Shia, and Gouzi had never seen this scene before, so they didn't know whether to laugh or put on some other expression.Leoric thought to himself: It seems that the elves' brains are not very smart, or... are they more frank?Or is it more pedantic?

At this moment, the door of the tree house opened.

Elf Queen Romila slowly walked out of the door holding a scepter.

"What's the noise?" Her Majesty the Queen said majestically.

Serawi said quickly: "Sister! It's like this, that, just now, Jayers, uh, lost some manners, and everyone is discussing whether to punish him according to the ancient law."

Romila frowned impatiently, and said, "You pedantic guys, that's an ancient rule... By the way, what did he do?"

Serawi stepped forward and whispered something to her sister.

After listening, Romila nodded and said:

"That's really serious, you can end it yourself!" He said and threw a dagger over.

Her Majesty has no mercy.

Brother Elf just nodded sadly, but Serawi screamed, "Don't! Sister—!"

At this moment, Shia poked Leoric lightly with her elbow, and said, "Shall we take care of it?"

Gouzi also said: "That's right, master, don't let it go for fun, just persuade me! It's going to kill someone."

Leoric nodded, thinking to himself: Selawi has already died socially once, and there is no need for another physical death.

Leoric knew the cause and effect, he stepped forward, saluted the queen, and said, "Your Majesty Romila, can you listen to me?"

Romila returned the salute first, and then said, "Please tell me, Lord Leoric."

Leoric sighed, and said: "I think that whether it is the law or the rules, we should keep pace with the times. I don't think he did anything wrong. Moreover, even if he violated the rules, it depends on the motive." , It’s like distinguishing active crimes from accidental crimes, you can’t beat him to death like this. Uh, I’m not very good at saying, I just suggest not to punish him, just take it as a face for me, okay?”

Shia also chimed in, saying, "Hmm, it's really not a big deal, I wouldn't make such a big fuss."

Romila thought for a while and said, "Master Leoric, the high elves are like gods to the half-blood elves. Even our laws are not as powerful as the high elves' oral instructions, so you have to pardon this person?"

Leoric said immediately, "Absolution!"

The queen said: "Well, your lord has forgiven your sins, so just pretend nothing happened."

"Thank you, sir! I will never forget your kindness in my life." The elf brother cried.

"What about me!?" Serawi let out a scream.

Leoric said blankly, "You forgive me too."

"Great." Serawi also breathed a sigh of relief.

……

With Leoric's stop, the farce finally subsided, and a group of people came to Romila's reception room.

The dog was tied outside the door, and Leoric and Shia walked into the house.

After all, it was a temporary house built during the march. The place was relatively narrow and there were no decorations. However, the aesthetics of the elves has always been very good. Even this small wooden house has all kinds of decorations and furniture, many of which are inlaid with gold.The elves have many unique skills, one of which is gold panning. The elves have a deep understanding of nature, especially the Drew wizards.In addition to the famous "animal magic", these wizards also have a lot of knowledge about geography. Some specialize in the study of mountains and rivers, hydrology, geological surveys, finding gold ore and iron ore veins, and panning for gold in rivers. They are all unique.Otherwise, how dare a small tribe of half-breed elves with a population of tens of thousands dare to call themselves a kingdom?They are rich!

Everyone followed the queen to the reception room on the second floor. When they arrived on the second floor, everyone found that the room was indeed without a ceiling, just like the legend.The roof is a large piece of transparent glass, which can also be opened and closed. The house is surrounded by flowers and plants, and those plants grow on the floor.

Queen Romila said to Leoric: "Master Leoric, I was supposed to go to you, but now there are still some guards between the half-blood elves and the plateau people, and our identities are quite special, so I can only let you come here, I'm not very polite, please forgive me."

Leoric was overwhelmed and thought: She is a queen after all, isn't it only natural that I come to see her?

Leoric said a few polite words, and then the four sat down on rattan chairs.The reception room is not big, it looks like a small family living room.There was a rectangular table in the middle, the queen and sisters sat facing north, and Leoric and Shia sat facing south.

Coincidentally, in this world, the north is also respected, probably because the capital of the empire has always been in the north.Regardless of whether it belongs to the plateau people or the barbarians, the center of power was located here.