Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

"This big girl is not bad!"

Misri patted the butt of a steed, and said with a smile on his face: "Tell me, why is this barbarian's horse so good? It's no wonder that barbarian can walk sideways on the mainland. If you give me [-] horses like this Baoju, I can also walk sideways!"

The staff officer next to him said: "Now we are still 8500 horses away from 'walking sideways'. According to this speed, it won't be too long."

"Yes, yes, it won't be too long!"

The smile on Misri's face widened.He mounted the pony with his heavy body, and the pony let out a wail when it was pressed down by him.

Misri is a strong man, but also a giant strong man. He is 190cm tall and weighs at least [-] catties. If he is wearing armor and holding a weapon, he may run around [-] catties.It was because of his big belly that people nicknamed him the Walrus.At the same time, before he came out to fight, he also worked as an animal trainer for a long time, which made him know how to raise horses, as well as other animals.

He smiled and said at this time: "The girls who sleep with me can't bear my weight at first, but it's enough to ride twice! You are the same, big girl! A few rides are enough."

Misri was riding on a pony, looking at the cavalry regiment beside him, his heart was full of joy—it is estimated that Duke Lei Que would never have imagined that the Jagbo family could actually form a real cavalry regiment in the swamp !

These are not rotten pony horses, they are all real barbarian war horses!These war horses were quietly transported by the Jagober family through sea trade, and then bred and trained in the family's private ranch. After several years of preparation, this invincible cavalry regiment was formed!

This cavalry regiment is called the "Giant Cavalry Regiment" because they all ride the "barbarian war horses" that the plateau people dream of.The quality of these war horses is second only to the high-legged horses of the demon race, and completely surpasses the ordinary swamp short-legged horses.This is Mythri's treasure, and the trump card of the Jagbo family!The knights are well-trained and well-armed, half of them are light cavalry equipped with bows and crossbows, and half are heavy cavalry with full armor and spears, whether it is roundabout, interspersed, surprise attack, or frontal charge!

Compared with these real knights, those "Mountain Knights" and "Black Knights" in Lei Kui's house are like lepers, dwarves and malnourished little beggars.Pony?No dogs ride!

And most importantly, he has a secret weapon...

"Report!" A messenger ran over and shouted.

Misri said without raising her head, "Say!"

The messenger said: "Captain Ike, who was in charge of attacking the east city wall, was hit in the head by a stray arrow and died on the spot. The soldiers retreated first."

Misri raised his head, sighed, and said: "He was shot in the head by the arrow, heh, as the head of the regiment, this method of death is really disgraceful. It's a pity that he was shot to death by an arrow because of his martial arts skills! Let their legion regroup." Tell them that Lei Kui is a tough guy, and he won’t be able to surrender for a while. We are not in a hurry, we fight slowly, a little every day, and sooner or later we will take down this fortress.”

"Yes, General."

Misri is not in a hurry, he can fight slowly, and his supplies are sufficient, whether it is ammunition, food or soldiers are overflowing in large quantities.Although the "Mountain God Fortress" of the Lei Kui family is strong, it cannot withstand the daily "saturation bombing".The grenadier said that it is estimated that in two or three days, the outer wall structure of the castle will be completely destroyed, and within five days, the city will be reduced to ruins.

I don't know what happened to the "Eldest Son of Harun", Misri stroked the greasy mustache on his face and thought: One is the "God of War" who defeated the barbarian king, and the other is one of the three generals of the plateau people. A "Son of the God of War".The battle between these two should not be boring.

Although the "Eldest Son of Harlan" is a coward, his commanding ability is not bad, and he also has some strategies. He sits on the North City and has [-] soldiers under his command. It will not be defeated.As long as he can survive for ten days and a half months, Leoric, who lacks supplies, may retreat.If Leoric doesn't retreat, I can go north to support him after I finish cleaning up the Lei Kui family. At that time, even if Leoric wants to leave, he won't be able to leave!

Thinking of this, Misri is very happy, because as long as they win this battle, their dreams for many years can be realized.

Mysri "The Walrus" wanted a real cavalry regiment, one that could stand up to the barbarians.As the number one strongman of the plateau people, he doesn't want to live in this ghostly place aggrieved, doesn't want to be loyal to these cowardly and hypocritical royal families, and doesn't want to fight with an army composed of a group of "dwarfs, lepers, and imbecile"!He wants to compete with those real warriors, and wants to let other races know his great reputation...

At this time, another orderly came over on horseback, that person rushed into the middle of the field, reined in the reins severely, and the horse neighed and raised its front hooves.Misri frowned and said, "Take it easy! That horse is more valuable than your gold."

"Sorry, General!" The man got off his horse and saluted, and said, "General, the rangers just came back, and most of the 'mountain knights' who said it was the Lei Kui family who went out of the city to ask for help were captured, but a few escaped. Our pursuit. That is to say, the Lei Kui family may come to rescue soldiers."

The staff officer on the side said: "Where are they going to send reinforcements? The little nobles who are still loyal to the royal family may not even be able to gather a thousand soldiers."

Misri rubbed his chin and said, "Maybe they want Leoric to save him."

The staff officer laughed and said, "General, Leoric is fighting against Harlan's eldest son in Wangbei City. How can he come here to save people?"

"It's really hard to say."

"Walrus" Misri squeezed his greasy moustache, showed a wretched smile, and said, "There is an adultery between Leoric and Lei Que's daughter, the old dog Requina is equivalent to his father-in-law, in this situation He will probably split up his troops to come to the rescue because of the relationship between the upper and lower levels. Even if he can't come, he will send hundreds of people to show his intentions."

"That's it."

Leoric was well-known, and the staff officer was a little scared. When he heard that Leoric might come, his expression immediately became tense, and he said, "Then let's send troops to intercept it? Oh, is it too late to send troops now? I heard Leoric has cavalry too! Shall we have cavalry too..."

Seeing the panicked look of the staff officer, Misri laughed loudly, and he "lightly" slapped the guy on the forehead, the staff officer immediately turned around, and then Misri laughed and cursed: "You idiot! There have been heavy rains these days, and the Jianhe River has flooded. Now the normal roads are impassable. If Leoric wants to come, he must go to the south. It will take at least ten days and a half months. We can even capture the 'Mountain God Fortress' before going Arm."

Speaking of this, Misri sneered, and said: "In this way, let our army deploy defenses in the south of the city. There is a large plain in the south of the city. If Leoric comes, I will use the 'Giant Cavalry Regiment' to entertain him."

The staff officer nodded, but still asked worriedly: "Are we only deploying defenses in the south? Then what if Leoric comes from the north?"

Misri scolded: "If you say you are stupid, you are still really stupid! There is no bridge or road in the north, except for rivers and valleys, unless Leoric can fly! Otherwise, even if he is given a month, he will not be able to climb it! Mom Yes, you better stop being a staff officer! Go and learn how to cook with Huotou Bing—get lost, don’t be an eyesore here!"

The staff officer left in dismay.

"Walrus" Misri stood there, his legs were like stone pillars, and his broad shoulders were like a wall.But anyone who has seen him will praise his stalwart figure and marvel at his enormous strength.He picked up the "Invincible Warhammer" in his hand, threw it up casually, and then followed it with one hand, playing with it in his hand.In his hands, that thing was as light as a hollow wooden toy, but in fact it was a huge killer weighing hundreds of catties.

I have the best strength in the world, the most powerful plateau knight, and most importantly, I have this secret weapon!

He came to a big tent with a warhammer in his hand. The smell in that tent was very bad, very fishy.It was full of big cages covered with black cloth,

Misri patted one of the cages, and there was an ear-piercing strange cry immediately, as well as the sound of flapping wings.

"Don't worry, baby, don't worry!" He said with a smile, "You will be able to come out to play soon!"

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It was dawn, and the sun shone on the tired faces of the cavalry, making people feel dizzy and their souls fluttered.

Leoric's cavalry regiment walked for a whole night. They had to march against time and had to march in a hurry. The soldiers' fighting spirit was very high, but if they didn't sleep all night, they would still be sleepy.

"Wow—!"

Leoric stopped his mount and said, "I saw the river on the map, let's take a rest here."

The army is exhausted, so it is time to rest for a while. Although they cannot sleep, at least let everyone eat something.Especially for these horses, although the horses of the elves are fast and explosive, their endurance is not as good as that of the barbarian grassland horses, and they need to drink water and eat grass.The rest time was only half an hour, and everyone moved their bodies, walked around casually, and tried to dispel the drowsiness on their bodies.

Shia had no appetite, so she casually ate a few mouthfuls of dry food.The Wild Duck River was ahead, and Shia wanted to go to the river to have a look, and wash her face to wake up.She came to the river alone, and suddenly saw the knight of Lei Kui's family standing by the river, with a melancholy expression and sighing.

Shia shouted, "Hyder, what are you doing?"

Haider turned around and said, "Oh, miss, you're here too."

The man's face was terrifying.There were thick dark circles under his eyes, his eyes were bloodshot, his face was sallow, and his whole body exuded a dead air.Shia let out a low voice, and said, "Oh my God, you look like a zombie! Haider, I told you to rest in the palace, but you came anyway! You might die on the way!"

"It's okay, I have the ability to sleep on a horse, maybe I'll be fine tomorrow." He smiled wryly.

Haider broke through from the Mountain God Fortress, and with injuries all over his body, he rushed to Wangbei City to rescue soldiers. His energy was exhausted along the way. After the meeting, Leoric asked him to rest and return it to this The hero has prepared the best guest room and personal doctor.

But when Leoric set off, he rode out again, insisting that he would go with Leoric to rescue Duke Requi.Leoric said, what are you going to do now that you're all so virtuous?Don't fucking die on the way.However, when Haider heard this, he immediately put his sword across his neck and said, if you don't let me go, I will die now!Helpless, had to let him follow.

Haider was originally an orphan, but was later taken in by Duke Leikui, taught him martial arts and riding skills, and made him a knight. Haider regarded Duke Leikui as a savior and a reborn parent, and vowed to fight for the Leikui family all his life.He is the most loyal knight in the family, bar none.

Shia sighed and said to him: "If you have the ability to sleep on horseback, then you should go to sleep now, why stand in a daze by the river?"

Haider pointed to the Wild Duck River in front of him, and said: "Miss, you see that the current is fast, and there is an undercurrent in the middle. I see that the branches are swirling in the river, and I am afraid that even the fish in the water will be killed." Get sucked into a vortex and slapped to death on a rock. Leoric says he's going to swim across the river? How's that going?"

"Hmm..." Shia murmured.

Haider continued: "Even if the elves can swim, can their horses swim? I am really worried. I don't know how many people will drown."

As he spoke, he looked back at the elf knights who were resting on the spot, with an increasingly anxious expression on his face, and he murmured nervously:

"Miss, look, we only have 1000 people, while Mysri's army has tens of thousands. Even if we rushed to the battlefield, what can we do? It's not that knights are invincible, Mysri also has knights, and Not the kind of pony, he has barbarian mercenaries! It's not that I don't trust General Leorick's strength, I can see that he is a hero, but is he a little too underestimating the enemy? ?”

"Haider..." Shia wanted to comfort the other party, but Haider didn't give him a chance to speak at all, and continued to chant non-stop.In fact, he was just talking back and forth, at first he was reasoning, but later he just vented his emotions.Shia could feel that Haider was anxious and pessimistic, and his body was shrouded in negative emotions.

Shia advised him to be optimistic, at least you have moved to the rescue, haven't you?Haider sighed and said, "Pessimistic? I wasn't a pessimistic person at the beginning, but this battle was really uncomfortable. If we fought the war in an upright manner, the outcome will be determined by God. I just need to fight with all my strength, but this The battle was not open and aboveboard. There were traitors around the king, and people around us were bribed. If someone hadn't tipped off the news, that 'sea pig' Misri wouldn't have come to intercept our knights so quickly. I really can't figure it out , Is chivalry not as good as those stinky money? Too many people have abandoned their faith, how can this make people optimistic? This is really an era of collapse of faith..."

Shia comforted him and said: "Although the current situation is not very good, it has not reached the level of collapse of faith. You see, at least the Northern Expeditionary Army has firm beliefs, strict discipline, and a good style of work..."

"Oh ho ho ho, I'm a succubus among dogs now! Hahahahahaha!"

A dog's laughter came from the side.Shia and Haider followed the prestige, and saw a humanoid three-headed dog wearing a golden wig that he got from nowhere, with a bewitching heavy makeup on his face, laughing and running wildly in the woods.

Pushila chased him angrily, and shouted: "You are your MLGB! Give me back my lipstick and rouge!"

"Excellent style?" Haider looked at Shia.

Shia smiled wryly, and said, "Well, at least they have strict discipline and strictly enforce orders..."

At this time, Romila's screams came from the side:

"How many times have I told you, don't feed your leftover jerky to my unicorn! Now its shit is super stinky! How are you going to pay me, Serawi!"

Serawi bit the bullet and said, "But Ajiao wants to eat meat! I can't make him starve."

"Then are you going to shovel shit for it?"

At this time, the unicorn suddenly let out an ear-splitting loud fart, and then began to spray wildly.Serawi and Romila ran away with a scream, and the surrounding soldiers also ran away while cursing, and then Romila and Romila started arguing over who should shovel the shit.

Haider took a look at the scene and said, "This doesn't look like strict discipline either."

Shia looked embarrassed and said, "Uh, maybe they...have firm beliefs?"

"Really?" Haider tried to make his smile look polite.

"Uh……"

Leoric's roar came from behind again, and the two looked back, only to see that the commander of the Northern Expedition Army was arguing with his own horse in the language of horses.One person and one horse were very excited, and as they talked, the horse raised its premise to bite and kick Leoric!How could Leoric let him go?Turned around to avoid, and then there was a violent chokehold, still shouting: "Did you say another 'Li Sans'!? Say one more, tell me, who is 'Li Sans'!" The horse was strangled Frothed, and quickly beat the ground with his hoof to admit defeat.

This scene was really ugly, and Shia couldn't wash it off.

"I take back my words." Shia showed a polite yet elegant smile, "The faith is a bit broken."

"Miss, I don't think it's a 'kind of' collapse, it's that there's nothing bad left." Haider's face was ashen at the moment, and then his expression changed, and he said to himself: "In addition, Leoric really Is it only three seconds? What a shame."

Shia frowned and said, "Nonsense, he lasted a long time..."

Shia suddenly covered her mouth, and then she turned her head with a stiff neck, and saw Haider, who was already ashen, his face became even uglier.

"You...you set me up?" Shia said angrily, "Loyal Haider, has your faith also collapsed?"

Haider quickly explained: "No, no, no, no! I just said it casually...I didn't mean to test you! That, but don't worry, I won't tell anyone, including your father."

"No, no, no! I didn't mean that, I heard what the succubus said, uh, no, don't get me wrong..."

"Succubus? This...Miss, why is there something about succubus here? What is the relationship between you two?"

Shia covered her face—forget it!No need to explain, anyway, we are going to meet our parents soon.

Shia decided to show off.

"Beep, beep, beep, beep, beep——!"

The whistle sounded, the rest time was over, and Leoric called everyone to the river.At this time, the east wind blew up, and the Wild Duck River became more and more turbulent. The undercurrent in the river was surging, the water was fast-flowing, and eddies and reefs could be vaguely seen.On the opposite bank was the skeleton of a buffalo, with several crows scavenging on it, and flies flying around, adding a bit of terror to the river.

Everyone stood by the river, looking at this dangerous river.Leoric asked Romila, "Have you seen the river just now? How about it? Can you swim across?"

Romila smiled and said, "Small! The bath water in my house is more dangerous than this."

Seeing that the elves spoke in a calm manner, Haider on the side wanted to go up to warn of the danger, but Shia stopped him and said, "My knight, just watch."

Haider said: "This lady's status is not low, in case she drowns..."

Drowning deserves it!Die quickly!The bitch elf who seduces my man all day long!

Shia smiled and said, "No, she is the queen of elves, and she is very good at water."

Although Romila spoke big words, she acted very cautiously. She first visually measured the distance between the two banks, then tested the water flow speed with her hands, and then dropped a total of twelve stones to observe the ripples after the stones fell into the water and the state of the water surface. .While investigating, he can also discuss with the veterans in the army in Elven language.

Then Romila said: "Come here, give me the water-fixing needle and the wind-fixing needle."

Dingshui needle and Dingfeng needle are called needles, but they are actually two javelins.Romila said that this javelin is a magic prop made of over 300-year-old tree roots.Speaking of throwing the javelin into the most turbulent water, the javelin plunged straight into the water, and then hovered motionless, like a float floating on the water while fishing.Then, the speed of the river slowed down visible to the naked eye, and the eddies gradually disappeared.

There is something about this elf force, Hyder thought.At this moment, he looked at Leoric's side face, brainwashing that: Leoric, he is a plateauer, why can he get the loyalty of these elves?Aren't these elves all with eyes higher than the top? It's really strange.

It seems that this young general has something extraordinary.

At this time Romila said: "We have to cross the river quickly. This magic can't last too long. After a long time, the upstream will be in danger of breaking the embankment." She intends to show her ability in front of Leoric. One into the water."

As she spoke, she took off her coat, leaving behind a sexy and beautiful gold-encrusted swimsuit.With a scrunchie in her mouth, she tied her long blonde hair into a ponytail.Standing beside her, Leoric tried his best to keep his eyes from sweeping away, but his eyeballs were still a bit disobedient.

Romila's capital is between Shia and Succubus, not too big and not too small, just right.And the shape is very beautiful, round and full.Her waist is slender and soft, and there is a trace of fat on both sides of her abdomen, which is just right for fat and thin; her legs are straight, her skin is smooth, and her length is in harmony with her height.

When others saw her beauty, they often couldn't tell her any obvious advantages. This was not because she was not beautiful enough, but because she couldn't pick out any shortcomings.Without the backdrop of the shortcomings, the advantages will no longer stand out.In this way, a natural beauty is formed.

In terms of appearance, the other girls have their own characteristics, some are plump, some are charming, each has its own merits, but if you judge all dimensions comprehensively, Romila's total score is definitely the highest.Coupled with the noble temperament, the agile long ears, and the emerald eyes, all of these are enough to make the elf queen's beauty surpass all girls...

"Hmm!" Shia's cough brought Leoric back to reality.

Leoric quickly looked away.Romila on the side raised her brows proudly at Shia. Shia's face froze with anger at the public ridicule, and she felt her body temperature rise a few degrees.She pinched the back of Leoric's hand hard and whispered, "You like elves, don't you?"

Leoric felt the horror of being in the Shura field—damn, didn't I take the harem script?How could there be the smell of Shura field?

"No, no, I don't like it." He said quickly.

Shia smiled and said, "I don't think you don't like it, just tell me if you like it, can I still be jealous?"

This is not right!Leoric didn't know how to answer, at this time Shia suddenly burst out laughing, and said, "Elves are indeed very beautiful..." The corner of her mouth twitched, and the expression on her face was neither angry nor angry. The yin and yang are strange, but it seems to be planning some bad idea in his heart.

It's so strange, a woman's heart is needled, my virginity is too high, I can't guess it!

On the other side, Romila stretched her arms and back, and was about to go into the water to find the way for everyone.But halfway through the preparations, a black shadow suddenly appeared from the grass!

"Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-!"

Romila screamed in fright, and jumped into Leoric's arms like flying.