Lord Witch, please don't resurrect me again!

Leoric hugged subconsciously and then quickly let go, but even so, the lingering fragrance of the Elf Queen's body remained in his hands - usually you can't feel it from a distance, but you can smell her when you get close What happened to the scent of flowers on her hair and neck? She has been running around all day without taking a shower. How can she smell so fragrant?Is it true that Romila grew up drinking nectar?

"Fish, fish, murloc!" Romila stammered, "Hurry up and drive this disgusting thing away!"

No wonder Romila was afraid.Because that black shadow is a swamp murloc, wet, slimy, and slippery, just like a humanoid loach.It was ugly, with a big body and short limbs, protruding eyes and a flat mouth, and exuded a strong stench all over its body.The elves hated this ugly thing the most, so they took up arms one after another, trying to drive this guy away or kill him on the spot.At this time, the murloc shouted excitedly, pointing at the "Wild Duck River" and screaming.

The murloc raised his hands and was not armed, as if he was not hostile.Seeing his excited appearance, it seemed that he wanted to convey some message.And the behavior of this guy is very weird. It first gestures with its thick nails and webs, then screams "cuckoo quack" and climbs up again.Everyone laughed at the funny look of it, but when the murloc saw people laughing, they got even more excited.It slapped the floor, stomped its feet, its chest swelled with anger, and eventually even began to cry, before kneeling and kowtowing.

Knight Haider said: "This is a swamp murloc. There are many nearby. Sometimes they will worship powerful humans as gods. Don't worry about him, we can just cross the river."

Shia asked him: "Knight, can you understand the murloc language?"

"Who knows this? I just guessed..."

"No, I understand." Leoric said suddenly.

"Leoric...General?" Knight Hyde blinked in surprise, "You even understand this?"

Leoric said: "Yes, I probably understand part of it. He is advising us not to cross the river, otherwise we will surely die...Let me talk to him."

Leoric told everyone to be quiet, and then walked forward alone, communicating with the swamp murlocs in the language of the murlocs.Everyone just listened in amazement, and the elves commented that they were worthy of seeing the truth, and they knew everything, even the language of this "despicable race".Knight Haider was even more surprised, because the swamp murlocs in this area have had conflicts with the Lei Kui family for many years. The Lei Kui family also tried to communicate and negotiate, but they have been put on hold because of the language barrier. He can understand a few words of "murloc language", but these old men can't act as translators.Where did this Leoric learn this unpopular knowledge?It's incredible.

Everyone just heard Leoric chatting with the murloc, sometimes it seemed like chanting scriptures, sometimes it seemed like they were arguing.Unexpectedly, when the two of them were talking halfway, Leoric suddenly cut into Mandarin and shouted:

"What did you say!? There's a dragon in the river?"

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Everyone was shocked when they heard this, because no matter what civilization they are in, the word "dragon" has great meaning.It is a symbol of power, the embodiment of destruction, and a legend that only lives in myths.But how could there be dragons in this small river ditch?Don't all dragons live in dragon lairs full of gold?

And if there is really a dragon in this river, then don't even think about crossing the river, everyone will become the ration of the dragon.

Leoric said a few more words to the swamp murloc at this time, then turned around and explained to everyone: "Everyone, the situation is like this..."

Leoric learned from the conversation with the murloc just now that the murloc's name is "Guari Guari", which means "hard flippers".The fishermen of the Guariguali tribe used to live by the river, usually fishing in the river or hunting in the mountains and forests.There are not many people in the tribe, just a few hundred people, and they live a peaceful life on weekdays.However, just three months ago, a giant dragon suddenly appeared in the river.This dragon usually lurks at the bottom of the river, and once people or livestock go there, it will swallow them in one gulp.Gualiguali's two children were eaten by the giant dragon. He went to fight the dragon with grief, but was beaten by a tail and flew to the bank. Since then, he never dared to go down the river.He saw Leoric and his party trying to swim across the river, and he came out to stop them before they were killed.

"It's a good murloc." Leoric nodded and said, "It's just that the dragon in the water is too evil. I've never heard of a diving dragon."

"Maybe it's some other beast." Shia said.

"It might be that the murloc is talking nonsense." Knight Haider said disdainfully, "It's not like I've never been to this river before. Why haven't I seen any monsters before?"

Romila also nodded and said, "When I threw stones to ask for directions, I didn't see anything unusual."

Leoric thought for a while, and said, "Didn't the murloc say that any livestock crossing the river would be eaten by the 'dragon'? Let's try throwing a live one in, who of you has it?"

"Me, me, me!" Selawi said, raising his hand.

Leoric glanced at her and said, "You're too thin, the dragon probably won't like it."

Serawi shouted angrily: "No! I didn't mean to jump into the river to feed the dragon! I have the pheasant I caught yesterday, and I wanted to save it for extra meals. Master, can you see if it's okay?" Serawi said Then he took out a pheasant from his pocket, the chicken was full of feathers, it was very energetic, and it looked quite fat, it was just right to feed the dragon.

Leoric snapped off the chicken's wings so that it wouldn't fly away, and threw it into the middle of the river, and the pheasant "pia!" fell into the water and jumped up.Everyone watched the chicken swimming on the river bank, waiting for the legendary "giant dragon" to appear.

But after waiting for a while, there was no movement in the river, only the chicken was still thumping in the river.Everyone said that there might not be any dragons at all, and it was the swamp murloc who used it to deceive people; others said that the dragon might not be here, and we should take the opportunity to cross the river.Leoric said he was waiting. Although the time was short, it was not too late.

After waiting for a while, the chicken couldn't move, and it was about to sink to the bottom.Serawi swallowed and said, "It's a pity that the chicken is so fat. Why don't I fish it up and roast it later."

Saying that, Serawi plunged into the river. Serawi was still a child at heart, and as soon as she thought about it, she jumped into it without the people around her reacting.Romila yelled on the shore: "You idiot, come back quickly!" Serawi didn't take it seriously, and said: "It's okay, I'll come up after I catch the chicken!" Said and continued to swim forward.At this time, due to the fixed water needle, the flow rate of the river slowed down and the vortex disappeared. Selavi's "elf planing" was like a fish in water, and he came to the center of the river in a short while.

At this moment, Leoric saw a huge shadow appearing under the water not far away, rapidly approaching Serawi.

Wow, there is something in this water!

Before Leoric could shout, he saw the water surface swelled high, and a huge wave rushed up, "Wow!" The wave hit Serawi's head, making her stare at the ground.

"Dragon!" someone yelled.

I saw a huge cyan beast emerging from the water. Its head alone was four or five meters wide, and it could swallow a cow with one mouth.The monster's mouth was wide open, and its body was covered with metallic scales. The scales seemed to be waxed or oiled, shining brightly in the sun, giving it a strange beauty.And there is a blue orb on the top of its head, which is shining and very conspicuous.

This thing is not a dragon, but it is indeed ruthless, no wonder the murlocs call it a dragon.Seeing this giant beast, the murloc trembled in fright, and immediately knelt on the ground and kowtowed.

Selawi screamed in fright, at this moment Leoric picked up a stone and threw it at the guy, "Bang!" The stone hit the monster's forehead, and the monster screamed and dived back into the water.At this time, someone threw a rope over, and Serawi grabbed the rope and swam back quickly.

At this time, the monster appeared again, and it opened its bloody mouth and rushed towards Serawi.Romila gave an order, and the elves launched a salvo.When the cavalry of the half-blood elves are training, they don't put charge, formation, and cavalry first like humans. They focus on archery, riding, and outflanking.So these rangers are sharpshooters, and the arrows flew to the giant beast with precision, but something incredible happened.The arrow couldn't pierce through its scales, and even sparked on the scales.Even if it was lucky enough to pierce into the gap of the scales, it failed to pierce into its flesh.

Leoric was very surprised, thinking: so strong?Fuck, many of these elves are equipped with Seravi's exoskeleton!These archers can easily "pierce Yang with a hundred steps", why can't they shoot through this big lizard?

However, although it didn't penetrate the enemy's armor, the monster was still forced back by the wave of arrows, and Serawi also took the opportunity to return to the shore.The monster didn't eat any meat, and even got thorns all over its body. It was obviously very angry.But it was a water monster, and it couldn't go ashore to fight with humans. It had to be incompetent and furious a few times, leaving a venomous look in its eyes, and then returned to the water.

As soon as Selawi came ashore, Leoric didn't need to spray her. Her sister went up and "slapped" her face, and then she cursed.Serawi also knew that he was wrong, and because he was frightened just now, he didn't dare to talk back, so he kept crying.This kid needs to be taught a lesson, he is too insignificant, or he will kill himself sooner or later.

Put aside the matter of the elf sisters.Leoric looked at the surface of the water, and the river gradually calmed down, leaving only ripples spreading.Leoric remembered the look in the monster's eyes before he left. He guessed that this guy suffered a loss, so he probably didn't leave and was still lurking in the water.If we dare to cross the river, it will become this guy's buffet.

At this time, the murloc was so scared that he vomited, and then told Leoric incoherently that he must not go into the water. This monster is the incarnation of a god. If we provoke it, there will be big trouble.Leoric spat into the water and said, "What god incarnate? I'm fucking killing gods!"

A stumbling block appeared, which was unexpected by Leoric.With this guy around, the elves can't cross the river. They must find a way to kill this big animal, and quickly!Otherwise, the old man will be cold.In fact, it doesn't matter if the father-in-law is cold, anyway, I was afraid to see my parents, I was afraid that if Shiya went to observe her filial piety, she would not be able to get married for two or three years, wouldn't it delay my good deeds?

Anyway, I have to figure out a way.

This big fish lurks in the water, invulnerable to swords and guns, and feeds the fish when it enters the water. Look at his sharp teeth, he must be able to eat people until there is no scum left. Even I cannot be revived with this level of damage.But I can't help it on the shore. If I can see it, I might be able to do a miracle with my strength, but the river is not shallow and the water quality is not very good. I can't see the monster at all.

Leoric is not a brainy person, and he couldn't think of a way for a while; the elves chattered and discussed, some said to detour, some said to go into the water to fight the monsters, and some said to set up an altar to sacrifice. Listening is a bad move, and it is useless.Shia and the knights from Lei Kui's family didn't speak, and their faces were ugly, obviously worried that such a waste of time might delay the military plane.The knight was particularly anxious, sweating profusely, he probably fainted from anxiety, and shouted: "Why don't you feed me to the fish! You take the opportunity to cross the river!" As he spoke, he was about to jump into the water. He stopped.

The weather was sultry, and the collar of Leoric's clothes was stuck to his body with sweat, and his skin was sticky and itchy. He subconsciously reached out to scratch it.When my fingers slid across my shoulders, I suddenly thought of one thing - yes, I can find her!

"I'm going to the bathroom, you guys are waiting for me here!" Leoric said and ran into the woods alone.

After arriving at the grove, Leoric tapped the rune on his collarbone with his fingers and said, "Miss Witch, Miss Witch, are you there? Are you there?"

Cassandra's voice sounded in his mind, "Tell me directly if you have something to do, don't ask if you are there!" It may be because the magic power is not enough, Cassandra did not show up, but directly communicated with him in his mind through mental power. dialogue.

"I'm in trouble, listen to me..."

Leoric told the story, and asked this lady witch who is comparable to XX Encyclopedia what to do.The witch pondered a little, and said: "The scales are like metal, and there is a small blue light on the head. It looks like a fish but not a fish, a dragon but not a dragon... Oh, I see! It is a big-mouthed ichthyosaur. It is a hybrid of a dragon and a monkfish." monsters, sub-dragons, impure blood, unable to fly, unable to breathe fire and mentally retarded..."

Leoric heard half of it, and couldn't help complaining: "Wait a minute! How did the dragon hybridize with the monkfish? It doesn't make sense in terms of size!"

Cassandra clicked her tongue and said, "Are you stupid? Dragons can transform into dragons!"

"Oh... no, that's not right either! You mean it got a monkfish?"

Cassandra pondered for a while, and said: "It might be because of the monkfish, don't use human ethics to assume the dragon's XP, er, although the human level is also very low, but...it's different. "Her tone is very "unspeakable".

Damn it, the more you talk about it, the more disgusting it becomes. Why is this dragon family as heavy as the succubus? By the way, do succubi also have dragon blood?

"Okay, I don't care about that guy's family tree, I just want to know, how can I kill him?"

Cassandra said: "This monster is huge and consumes a lot of energy. It usually lays down on the river bed to save energy. I can teach you a sky thunder technique or something. You can fry fish."

"So awesome? I... I can't learn it, can I?"

Cassandra pondered for a while, and said, "Uh, it's really difficult with your IQ, but I can teach you a simple version. You can find two hundred human sacrifices first..."

Leoric said quickly: "No, no, this condition is too harsh! Is there any other way?"

"It's just two hundred sacrifices... Really, I still want to teach you necromancy and black magic in the future. I suggest you lower your moral level appropriately. Once your morality is lowered, many things will be easier to handle."

Are my morals not low enough?

"We'll talk about these things later!" Leoric didn't have time to talk to her, "The key is how to kill that big fish! I need a more practical way, and it's best if I can get it on the shore die."

Seeing how serious he was, Cassandra also became serious, and said, "The Ichthyosaurus has a calm personality, and it won't move unless you go into the water. But that little blue light is its weakness, and once you attack that place, it won't move." It will go mad because of the severe pain, and maybe it will come ashore to fight with you. In addition, when it is in heat, the little blue light will flash, maybe you can use this characteristic..."

"How do I get a fish into heat?"

Cassandra said: "It's not a fish, it's a dragon! It's too easy to make a dragon go into heat. Think about it, this thing can fuck even a monkfish. If you give it a little stimulation, it will go into heat. By the way, the blue light is a female. , you have to find a man to seduce her."

"Okay, I have a solution! Thank you, Miss Witch!"

Miss Witch smiled and said: "Hmph, then you owe me another favor. If you don't serve me for hundreds of years, the favor is not clear! Do you hear me, my servant?"

"Okay, I will definitely pay it back."

Leoric hung up the phone and returned to the camp immediately. As soon as he got back, he saw Shia looking at him worriedly, and said, "You've been there for a long time, have you been riding too long lately, uh, rather It's bumpy, and you don't drink much water, so... the drainage is not smooth? Do you want some medicine for you?"

Leoric said quickly: "Nothing! It's very smooth!"

"Really? Don't lie to me, I'll check later." Shia said seriously.

examine?How to check?

Leoric didn't dare to ask, and then he went back to the river and said, "I have a way to deal with this big fish!"

The crowd cheered loudly, and Serawi exclaimed: "I figured out a way after taking a piss, as expected of Master."

"If you don't know how to praise others, don't!" Romila tugged at her ears.

"Ah, it hurts..."

Leoric looked around and said, "First of all, I'm going to put the monster in the river into heat, and any man volunteers to undress and give the big fish a, uh, sexy dance?"

Everyone looked at each other, and Romila asked in a low voice, "Lord Leoric, why do you want them to dance?"

Leoric said, "I want to put that big fish in heat."

Romila's face turned pale, she took two steps back in fright, and said, "Why did you make that thing go into heat!?"

Is this the one who touches the truth?This is too hardcore, right?I may have to change my view of mate selection.

Leoric quickly explained: "That's not what I mean! I have other functions."

"Other functions?" Romila's expression became even uglier.At this moment, Serawi pulled her sister over and said in a low voice: "Sister, don't make trouble! Lord Leoric's XP is not that weird, just look at it..."

At this time, Leoric asked loudly again: "Is there anyone who volunteered? If no one raises his hand, I will call the name."

This request is really outrageous, and no one dares to respond.At this moment, Pushila came over, pointed to her face and asked in a low voice, "Can I?"

Leoric looked at the shy succubus and said, "I said I want a man, but you are a woman!"

Puscilla frowned in embarrassment, and said, "Although that's the case, this belongs to my business scope... Or I can change into men's clothes."

"Puscilla, you have to know that you are not performing now! Don't work so hard."

"Uh, okay."

There is really no one left, Leoric deserves to forcefully capture a few beautiful male elves to perform forcibly—in fact, all elves are good at singing and dancing, which is not difficult.But dancing to a big fish is really weird.

The elves twisted reluctantly, just as Leoric expected, the big fish in the river did not respond at all.Leoric crossed his arms and thought, Am I going to fight myself?But isn't this too shameful?The wives are still watching.

At this moment, Leoric suddenly heard a horse barking from behind, and saw Mortridy walking over, saying, "Boss, what are you doing here? Do humans have estrus too?"

Ok?

How did I forget about this animal?

Leoric's eyes lit up, and he said, "Mortridy, you come!"

"I'm coming? What am I coming for?"

"I want you to lure that big fish in the river, can you do it?"

Mo Trady bared his teeth and said with a grin, "You told the harem king this? Come on, just look at it!"

As Mortready said, he ran to the water's edge, cleared his throat, and yelled:

"Wulue slightly slightly slightly slightly slightly slightly slightly slightly slightly—!"

I saw Murtridy yelling and nodding, scratching his head and twisting his buttocks, and taking small steps under his feet, very enchanting.

Humans and elves frowned watching this scene. After all, people with normal XP couldn't understand this sexiness that crossed races.However, Pushila nodded unexpectedly, and praised: "As expected of the harem king in the middle of the horse, this guy has some skills, hasn't he specially practiced?"

Leoric said with a look of horror, "Why can you understand?"

Pushila blinked her eyes, and said: "Don't you guys understand? Look at Mortredy's dance, this, this movement, this dance step, this sound... This is what you want to put in the succubus club." It's charged! It's timed by the minute."

I am super!

Why does this plot keep swinging a sledgehammer on my XP today?

At this moment, the elf knights exclaimed:

"Why is my horse peeing?"

"Oh shit! Mine pissed too!"

"What's the matter! Are all these horses sick?"

Yes, under Murtready's "pay by the minute" performance, the mares were collectively incontinent.

"Stop!" Leoric yelled.

At this time, the camp was already filled with urine, and the elves couldn't stand the stench. Romila pinched her nose and ordered the soldiers to clean up.

The knight of Lei Kui's family asked Shia, "Miss, has the Northern Expedition always been like this?"