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Although occasionally he would have thoughts similar to regret, but after seeing the breakfast, X forgot it again.

Anyway, let's eat first.

X enjoys his "labor income" breakfast with peace of mind, while listening to his secretary read the data report, work summary and performance requirements, and so on. The fragmented time for breakfast in the morning is usually used in this way.

But after saying this, the artificial intelligence asked again abruptly. Whenever X heard his secretary asking him this question, his scalp would tingle, and he couldn't help but sigh that Angela was really narrow-minded.

Although artificial intelligence seems to have a big heart, its actual capacity is very small. It always pays attention to some insignificant things, and mentions them from time to time, or ridicules itself explicitly or secretly.

X doesn't understand, isn't it just a few words in the chat with Malkuth yesterday, as for the dissatisfaction vented last night that has been thinking about it since last night until today, isn't it enough?Are you going to turn over old accounts today?

Women's minds are so hard to understand.

While thinking, X put the oatmeal spoonful after spoonful into his mouth, chewing the grain.

Complaining is nothing but complaints, you still have to eat food, you have to eat food little by little, you have to eat food bite by mouthful, there is no rush.

【Director, what do you think of those ministers? 】

The first sentence he spoke, X felt that Angela was going to settle accounts with him again, as if he owed something to the artificial intelligence, and the artificial intelligence was collecting debts from him every day. X didn't know how he had offended Angela.

"Hmm...how can I look at this, my ordinary subordinates? Or friends? Maybe the standard of friends doesn't meet the standard, and they are just trading relationships for what they need."

X replied coldly, such a calm and even indifferent tone is completely different from the gentleness he usually gets along with the minister, but it's hard to say whether this is because X has learned to be smart and knows not to praise others in front of the secretary, or is it——

This is her truth, her true thoughts when she is not trying to curry favor in front of the minister, but in a private state.

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Good night meow, I'm so sleepy, today is another day to be a dead line fighter, brave full-timers have to protect their full-timers today.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 152 141. Are you going to be my girlfriend?

X didn't realize the inappropriateness in his words at all...or his indifference in his attitude.

She just stated her own views and opinions plainly from a rational and objective point of view, with cold-blooded views on her own feelings and social interactions.

The milk oatmeal is warm, stir it, the oatmeal is warmly soaked, the wheat grains are chewy and full, with the unique fragrance of grains, X ate his breakfast with his head down, he didn't look at his secretary, naturally he didn't know what the secretary was doing. expression.

What expression can this have?The artificial intelligence does not always close its eyes, with a cold appearance that puts itself out of the depth, at least seven or eight percent similar to the indifference shown by X at this moment, it is hard to say... Who is learning from whom.

I don't know if it's the strange synchronization rate, or it should be attributed to something ethereal like 'tacit understanding'.

In short, X is now explaining his relationship with the ministers to his secretary, trying his best to clarify his relationship with the ministers, and interpreting it as a responsibility or obligation, without any emotional factors.

X originally thought that this would make Angela happy and in line with her wishes, but his secretary frowned, and his tone was unprecedentedly serious, which meant to criticize and educate the supervisor.

At least in terms of tone, it is more like the leader's side, while X is the subordinate who was criticized and taught by her.

【Director, if I recorded what you said just now and passed it on to them, what do you think will happen?They will be very disappointed with you. 】

"But you won't, Angela...I believe in you. Isn't it good? You are the only one who knows my true thoughts and my hypocrisy.

"How does it feel to have me all to yourself?"

X didn't take it seriously, she dared to say it in person, instead of mixing those words used to cater to others, she naturally regarded the secretary as the same position, the same camp.

X knows that Angela, his AI secretary, has a bad relationship with department heads. It can even be said that they are quite contradictory. Many ministers have some complaints about Angela, and the label of cold-blooded and ruthless has never been absent.

And I cooperate with the ruthless and cunning secretary, one who sings good faces and the other who sings bad faces, to coax these sentimental department heads around and make them work obediently instead of thinking about things that are not good, because one The death of two employees caused a commotion.

Isn't this exactly what Angela expects herself to become... X can't understand why her secretary is angry instead, doesn't she usually just like to promote this set of values ​​of maximizing benefits.

This is for cats to smooth their hair. It can't be touched along the way or against it?

【Director, now is not the time to quibble. It seems that you are much more eloquent, and you are not as dull as you seem, but rhetorical questions cannot be used as answers. 】

The artificial intelligence has a cold expression of "I won't be happy even if you say so", and its attitude is completely business-like.

[Have you noticed all kinds of defects in them?Of course, it is your freedom to say what they say with personal feelings, but please be kind to them, this is what we must do for the development of various departments. 】

While talking, Angela picked up a paper towel and wiped the milk stains around X's mouth. After sweeping away the food debris, she packed up the empty bowl and put the licked dinner plate aside.

Whether it is a bowl or a plate, it is bright. Should it be said to save food?Or are you not fed?

I rubbed the belly of the woman in front of me. I had already eaten all the breakfast, but there was no trace of bulging. I don’t know where it all went. There are no curves, no fat, and pure growth. ?

"Hmm... Is it because I'm not doing well enough, Angela? I'm obviously super gentle and responsive! You obviously quarreled with me because of this kind of thing yesterday, why did you change the term today?"

X is quite dissatisfied with this set of rhetoric of artificial intelligence. He obviously has to do a good job, so why is he not 'kind' enough?Could it be that I haven't paid enough for the company's performance and the company's development?

It's as if I didn't work hard at all. It's obviously getting better now, and the departments are developing well and thriving!

Who just waited for an opportunity to retaliate just for a small 'sentence' yesterday?If one's own secretary really cared about the minister, there would be no quarrel over sharing a piece of the cherry on top of the cake.

Artificial intelligence doesn't have such a good heart. The seemingly gentle [Elf Feast] is actually jealous, with a violent temper and a strong appetite. After biting the prey, it will cling to it, guard it tightly, and will not let go .

If the prey tends to slip away, it will preemptively eat it.

Maybe it was because of the delicious prey that he had eaten, so he had such confidence and tone, and he could say these words without shame and shame.

It is probably more appropriate to describe the state of the AI ​​secretary as 'calm and unhurried'.

[Official and private matters should not be confused. As a secretary, I hope that you and the ministers will live in harmony and trust each other... If you just use them as a tool at your fingertips, it will only make more mistakes feedback. 】

[I need to train you to be an excellent supervisor and teach you to make the right choices and the right things. 】

The artificial intelligence caressed X's temples and rubbed the fluffy and soft black hair. Although he regarded himself as a 'secretary', he had a faint arrogance, as if he had already regarded the supervisor as something in his palm.

Whether it's tone, behavior, or expression, they are not what a subordinate should be. Of course, they can't be called a subordinate in fact. After all, this proud artificial intelligence is the actual person in power of this company, and the current highest speaker. .

She has this arrogant capital...

[But to be honest, I have never actually communicated with them in depth, because I am different from you.For them, I am a higher existence than them, so it is difficult for me to approach them, and they also feel uncomfortable because of my existence. 】

【I know they will be jealous of me behind my back and say some bad things in private, but so what?No matter what they say or do, they can't change the fact that I am the best AI in this company. 】

The artificial intelligence is like a Siberian wolf with a big tail. Its twitching tail seems to stick up into the sky like an antenna, making X, who is sitting upright, thinking it is something important, feel a little dumbfounded.

She thought it was something, but she didn't expect that the AI ​​secretary was still digging up old accounts, complimenting herself in a roundabout way, and her methods were so childish that even X, a stupid guy who didn't know much about these things, could see it.

"Tch, you're so narcissistic, Angela...well, I mean—Angela, if you feel that you have no friends, maybe you can try to lower your airs, at least not subjectively feel that the minister is inferior to you Wait."

"We are all colleagues. Colleagues who work together, whether it's you or me, or the head of a department, we are all equal. It's just that the division of positions is slightly different."

X originally wanted to complain about how narcissistic his secretary was, but he realized that he couldn't say that - at least not now.

There are still about forty minutes before the official work time, and there is enough time for tossing around. If you make the secretary unhappy, you must drag yourself to waste energy. Besides, now that the secretary is in front of you, you should talk more. Move toward Angela.

Although there is no one to teach him, he has worked in this unlucky company for more than ten days, and he has been put on by the minister and the secretary a lot. No matter how dull the guy is, he can learn something.

For example, X, who is particularly slow in certain directions, has already learned a skill without a teacher-talking people when he sees people, talking nonsense when he sees people.

When in front of the minister, he would say nice things to the minister, complain to the minister, and complain about his secretary with the minister when necessary, and then pretend to be good in front of his secretary, cling to the secretary, and say those nice things to the secretary. looking at his secretary.

This is something no one taught X, but X has clearly learned.

Although I am not very proficient in using it because of the problem of EQ, I can somewhat realize something, so I won't be like before, praising another woman in front of a woman, saying how good she is.

Although I don't know what the principle is, why praise the minister in front of the secretary, the secretary will be angry, and praise Angela in front of the minister, the minister will also be angry, but these things don't need to know the reason, X only needs to remember this unique result. enough.

They will be angry when they do this, it is such a simple truth highlighted by facts, and X understands these as formulas, these things are formulas, and just remember the solution, solve the first Once, the second time I know how to solve it.

As proficient as playing with the buckle of a belt...

"Of course, if you feel that you can't talk to the ministers, I can also be your friend first—well, a female friend."

It was rare for X to take the initiative to get closer, as if he was intentionally showing his favor, and licked the back of the secretary's hand, which was wet, but docile and cute. Although the artificial intelligence is also very aware of the despicable tricks and multi-faceted nature of the woman in front of him, but knowing this, Still love this set.

At least the joy on the lips is indispensable.

【Do you mean to be my girlfriend?If those AIs know that you are so active and begging to be my girlfriend, I am afraid they will look very embarrassed. 】

"An-ji-la, I'm talking about female friends! If you continue to change concepts like this, don't think I care about you. Go outside and reflect on yourself."

Unsurprisingly, X was defeated by artificial intelligence's words that were completely free from image and face, and she was defeated by the shamelessness of the AI ​​secretary.

Such embellishment is full of ambiguity, and X feels more and more that Angela has a tendency to move closer to Netzach... referring to the level of despicableness.

This kind of clinging, greasy, not giving up until the goal is achieved, like a piece of hard-to-chew brown candy, I don’t know who I learned it from, if I continue to entangle with the secretary, I’m afraid it’s not just a loss of mouth .

X knew that she couldn't beat Angela, and even if she was reasonable, her secretary couldn't be reasonable, so she just kept her mouth shut.

But... In fact, in terms of friends, it's not impossible to consider.

Even though he knew that his thoughts were absurd, he couldn't help but consider this possibility.

Maybe befriending an AI isn't so stupid?

Shaking his head, and brushing away his messy and absurd thoughts, X decided to look at today's work tasks first, and focus on work instead of those boring things.

Open the planning report submitted by the minister, and the first row is the plan of the Minister of Intelligence. This is the plan that Angela has already approved. It only needs to be read by the supervisor and signed.

【Abnormal Body Response Manual】This is a set of detailed abnormal body response plans formulated by Yesod referring to the practice of the head of the training department, sorting out all the existing abnormal body materials into a book.

This is not only for regular employees of the department, but also for civilian staff.

The previous civilian staff only went to work after simple basic training, and their own quality and accomplishment were not up to standard. Since X approved to spend extra funds to train civilian staff, he has a set of corresponding training. plan.

The popularity of the abnormal body response manual, as well as the targeted training for civilian personnel, can enable these civilian personnel to have a clearer and more comprehensive understanding of the abnormal body, so that they will not be surprised when they discover the "abnormality" that suddenly appears in the corridor. Confused and ignorant.

They will understand that different abnormalities are different, with different risk factors, and they will not deal with them in the same way, instead of swarming into the wrong place when they see a 'monster', and then continue to rush to deal with it people causing trouble.

Although X is not sure how much effect this will have, but even if it saves one clerical worker from dying, she thinks it is worth it. At least the company is really improving employee benefits and this rotten working environment.

Lobotomy is not short on money, and this is clear from the 'mercy' pistols issued to every civilian.

In cities, the price of bullets is calculated by "piece", and the price of each bullet is extremely expensive, and sometimes, just one box of ammunition fired is enough to buy a new gun.

Even if it's just the pistol with the smallest caliber and the weakest firepower, the price it costs is not a small sum.

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1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 153 142. Oh, my God?you like christmas

"Angela, do you think these plans are really useful?"

While talking, X put an official seal on the place where he signed, and the red official seal was pressed on the letter 'X' just like that. The round red frame was matched with the logo of Lobotomy Company, supplemented by 'X' 'This letter always seems to be a little joyful.

When you write the letter 'X' when you sign, it's always hard to say what's weird, it's a bit against harmony, but obviously, whether it's X himself or the company's artificial intelligence, plus a group of employees who don't know the inside story, for' X' is unquestionable.

The AI ​​secretary is used to putting away the plans that have been stamped with the official seal. Whether it is about internal plans or external company cooperation contracts, she handles the final processing, and it is just a hand at X.

As for whether it is useful or not, the secretary must know much better than X, the supervisor himself.

[They certainly work and make the company...better.Well, most of the time, you can hopefully bask in the joy of saving an employee or two. 】

Angela frowned and said, and the plan was tucked under her arm in a stroll. This was just a plan that "just happened" to pass. Generally speaking, the plan submitted by the minister, after several changes of hands, is finally approved. The destination is the trash can.

I don't know if it was an illusion, but X felt that his secretary was not very happy about this topic, and he didn't want to talk about it, so that he became eccentric.