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A good day starts with the secretary being weird about himself as a supervisor.

"Well, let's have a cup of coffee, Angela, as always, add more fresh milk and sugar cubes."

X doesn't have a temper. It's not a day or two since he was ridiculed by the minister or the secretary. Rather, it's only right that Angela has started to get weird. She was so gentle just now, like a fake. It's impossible for her secretary to be so gentle.

The secretary of the company is a sharp-tongued AI with a sweet appearance like an angel, but a bad personality like a little devil in his heart. His hobby is to bully the supervisor and bully the supervisor, and he can't find a channel to complain.

X sighed, but she still couldn't feel any disgust. If she really hated Angela... there was nothing to hate. She just didn't agree with Angela's actions and overly presumptuous behavior a lot of the time.

Artificial intelligence does have a lot of "cold-blooded" elements in its choices, which are inconsistent with her own words and deeds, contradicting herself, and it is difficult for X to determine which side of artificial intelligence is the truth, which sentence is the truth, and which sentence is a lie.

X really hoped that Angela told the truth at least one sentence, at least the whispers beside her pillow were not fake, if even the words she said while hugging her were some lies, it would be too hurtful.

But if you don’t have expectations, you won’t be hurt. If it’s just a transaction, or a pure interest relationship, there’s nothing to investigate whether it’s true or not. It’s enough to confirm the result. As long as it meets expectations, It is enough to get the result you want.

"Thank you, the coffee is delicious."

X took the coffee handed over by the secretary, and took small sips of the slightly hot coffee. It was sweet, not bitter, and the main reason was that the milk flavor was stronger, and it was more like coffee-flavored milk than coffee.

Although this is a drinking method that can drive coffee lovers crazy, but X likes this one, who stipulates that adding too much milk and sugar is not coffee, and high-quality coffee beans do not have to be drunk with original taste .

No longer concerned about face, after giving up 'struggling', X enjoyed sweet milk and coffee with excessive sugar, even if Angela called it 'childish', he didn't care.

Adults don’t have to drink coffee. They just drink it because they think drinking ‘black coffee’ is cool. Isn’t that the essential meaning of a drink is lost? Drinking a drink is for pleasing yourself and for enjoyment. If it’s bad, Why do you still want to drink?

X has sufficient evidence to support his point of view, and the secretary has obviously begun to indulge X's willfulness, which can be called responsive, not to mention adding a lot of fresh milk and sugar cubes to the coffee, even if it is black tea. You can make coffee.

When using black tea to make coffee, should it be considered as 'black tea' or 'coffee'?Both of these drinks have a refreshing effect, so if you use the equation to convert it.

The equation of black tea=coffee is probably valid, but such remarks will offend 'coffee lovers' and 'black tea lovers' at the same time, but this is insignificant, right?

Maybe when you use coffee to make black tea in front of coffee lovers, it will produce special effects. This possibility needs to be considered and practiced.

X sucked the coffee, but didn't think too much about it, he just thought it tasted good. The definition of the value of a drink is nothing more than the taste, and the taste is highly subjective, and it varies according to individual tastes. Variety.

After drinking a cup of refreshing coffee, X officially started work, picking out the newly sent abnormal body, these things are similar to blind boxes, always full of 'surprises'.

1.【Don't touch me】

[You have pressed it many times, what else do you want to know? 】

2.【F-05-32】

[In this forest full of hearts, the trees are as lush as ever...]

3.【F-02-49】

【I sent you a gift, a gift full of endless hatred...】

After seeing today's blind box, X showed a rare expression of surprise, and his beautiful golden eyes faintly shone.

She is already ready to choose the first box, 【Don't touch me】.

But when X stretched out his hand and was about to click on the blind box, the artificial intelligence ruthlessly clamped his claws first, and pressed him firmly to the table.

[You can't choose this, there are many choices here, you can consider other Abnormalities. 】

The tone of the AI ​​secretary seems to be teaching disobedient human cubs. You must know that human cubs are active and full of curiosity. They like to touch around, or put some sharp or poisonous things stuff it in your mouth.

Artificial intelligence usually does not interfere with the supervisor's choice, but obviously this time the situation is special.

"Why, I want to try."

X looked at his secretary aggrievedly, Angela was angry with her!So fierce!

【No, no, no, you can’t choose this Abnormal Body, I don’t have confidence in your self-control, when my eyes wander, you will definitely do something stupid. 】

"I do not!"

But too much restraint will arouse the rebellious psychology of human cubs, the more they are not allowed, the more they have to do it, X is very dissatisfied, and makes a fuss, so the artificial intelligence has to adopt other methods to appease X's emotions .

Perhaps it is more accurate to use the word taming to describe...

[Director, be obedient, I will prepare an extra pudding for you at noon today, what flavor of pudding do you want? 】

"Pudding? I want mango flavor! Mango pudding."

As soon as he heard that there was an extra snack at noon, X, who was still tossing about, immediately became more honest, and gently rubbed against his secretary, and his dissatisfied attitude immediately changed to a flattering look of "it's up to you".

The speed of its softening can make the intelligent AI fall into silence for a while, not knowing what to say, maybe it only needs to carry a few pieces of goat milk pudding with you to seduce the woman in front of you?

Of course, this is just a 'maybe', everyone knows that the woman in front of her is a master of pretending to be confused, and she is more sensitive and critical than anyone else when it comes to important moments, even like an extreme lunatic.

The 'like' should be removed, maybe this is the lunatic, a mental patient who refuses treatment.

Rubbing the smooth hair of the black-haired woman, after hearing the dissatisfied 'muttering', the artificial intelligence sighed, took out the toffee prepared in advance, peeled off the wrapping paper, and stuffed it into the already prepared toffee. In the mouth of a woman waiting to be fed.

She got her wish and saw the woman with black hair and short temples squinting her eyes and showing a happy expression, so that she could smile, which was too cheap, and the AI ​​secretary couldn't help but wonder what kind of joke she was working on before. What is it again.

"Then choose [F-02-49], um... Actually, it feels pretty much the same."

X chewed the toffee, and then randomly chose one of the other two abnormalities except "Don't touch me". These abnormalities can only make a preliminary judgment based on the description when they are not contained. And usually not accurate enough.

This can only be used as a background story to trace the origin of the Abnormal Body, and as for why the AI ​​secretary didn't let him choose "Don't touch me", X doesn't intend to go into it.

It's not good to tease Angela with this, so just looking at the anxious look of the secretary for a while, and feeling that he is cared by AI, X is already very satisfied, sweet, mellow like toffee.

The newly contained anomaly [F-02-49] was placed in the containment unit of the Ministry of Intelligence, and this anomaly will be handed over to the Ministry of Intelligence... and this decision was made out of trust in Yesod, after all——

【F-02-49】It looks really chilling.

The abnormal body numbered [F-02-49] is related to 'Christmas' and contains certain elements of 'Christmas'. It may come from people's... abhorrence of Christmas?

Maybe it's not that exaggerated, but it must be someone's hatred of Christmas, hating it to the bone, otherwise... there can't be such a weird thing.

Even under the cognitive filter, this thing looks enough to shudder. It is uglier than [Beauty and the Beast]. easy thing.

[F-02-49] is a spliced ​​abnormality composed of three parts, namely Rudolph, Santa Claus and sleigh, but this is not a normal Rudolph, Santa Claus and sleigh.

Rudolph usually points to the 'reindeer', and [F-02-49]'s Rudolph is a 'reindeer' without huge antlers in appearance, and its antlers are a bunch of red and white unidentified objects. , probably some human tissue...

And its own structure is not like a deer, the body is made of rough stitching of red, white, green unknown material, the skin is gray and rotten, maybe it is not cloth, but the skin of some kind of creature.

Its neck is long, its jet-black deer hooves are made of metal plates, its round ears and nose are made of some kind of inferior material, its upper face is stitched, and its lower jaw is not covered with skin. The gums are fully exposed.

Those are human gums and teeth... It doesn't look like dentures, but it seems to be ironic, and there is a white fluffy beard around it in a pretentious manner, making it even more upside-down and weird.

As for 'Santa Claus', it is a bag of meat placed on 'Rudolph'. This 'Santa Claus' is packed in a transparent bag full of blood and various human organs.

It was stuffed to the brim early in the morning, but blood and meat would not leak out of the transparent bag. Funny enough, it even wore a Christmas hat made of intestines.

It's hard to imagine that it's a Halloween full of laughter and beauty, but the red thing is this unknown substance. Even the sled that pulls things and the gift that should be given to children is a mass of hatred and hatred.

The sled pulled by 'Rudolph' looks normal, but it involves many entangled threads, and the threads are entangled with each other, forming a thick rope, which is tied around Rudolph's neck and embedded in the Christmas lights' inside.

On the sled was a huge brown bag, the rough linen was rough, stitched with a lot of stitches, it was bulging, I don’t know what was in it, and it was tied with a yellow bow, and two strange green hands It is even placed in front, like a stand.

This is not plastic, and it doesn't look like plastic gloves. This should be a pair of hands, painted with green paint, and inserted into the sled.

Perhaps the entire [F-02-49] is formed by a complete person after being peeled and disassembled. As described, a guy who hates Christmas, with the most vicious curse, wants to send the most vicious gift to the world.

And the result is obvious, it succeeded, no matter what, the posture presented by [F-02-49] is such a satisfactory result.

It is a disgusting thing that makes others gag when they look at it.

X观察着【F-02-49】的外表，只能说对于即将进入【F-02-49】的员工表示同情了，因为员工收到的第一个命令就是对【F-02-49】进行[洞察]工作。

Carefully observe this mass of rotten, but still fresh, non-rotten sutures, and hand in an observation report.

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The author's words:

Huu wu meow, the class is still full today, I want to add more, I will see if I can spare time on Wednesday or Thursday to write a few more chapters, otherwise I can only pay off the owed chapters on Friday when I am on vacation.

The owed chapters will be repaid, readers please whip me meow!

1. Would you like a dose of enkephalin? : Chapter 154 143. Anyway, that guy must really hate Christmas

"Whoa, Christmas, the dreaded carnival. I want to pull everyone's tongue out to see what else you're singing carols with" - A Christmas Carol

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[F-02-49] The ugly and embarrassing appearance is disgusting enough just under the cognitive filter, and it is not surprising-it causes continuous white damage to employees, that is, mental damage, but fortunately it does not No matter how serious it is, it belongs to the level of enduring and passing.

After all, no matter how ugly it is, it is only a HE-level abnormality in the risk factor rating. For employees whose overall quality is above III, it is not difficult to deal with this thing.

In terms of ugliness, there are many monsters to face. Perhaps after seeing too much, you can get used to it. No matter how uneconomical, the threshold can be raised a little, so that you won’t be gagged at the first sight, and then you can’t eat at noon. Dinner.

It's just that if you often face these things, your mental state may not be much better...

After the employees' work reports were submitted, they had to be hurriedly dragged over to do a psychological check. When faced with these strange things, a psychological check is always necessary.

Observing an Abnormality always requires multiple angles. The most basic ones are simple judgments made from the appearance, while the in-depth situation involves touch and communication, and some complex interactions.

So not only the paper reports and data, but also the psychological examination and psychological counseling reports that the employees conduct after work is also an important part of intelligence observation, and the intelligence of the Abnormal Body is obtained by insinuation.

The level of observation is deepened step by step... Only when you get closer to the origin of the abnormal body, can you glimpse its core, extract the EGO of the abnormal body from the core, and use their power for your own use.

Of course, during this process, the feeling of discomfort and abnormality will become more and more intense...

For those employees, the obtained abnormal body [accessory] and wearing EGO equipment are like splicing other people's things and personalities into their own body, which can be used as freely as breathing, but sometimes Feel that is not me.

Because of X's strong request, the employee's work records and reports were sorted out by the intelligence department, and then they were in X's hands.

This information should have been processed by Yesod, just like a cook who processes ingredients into dishes and then serves them to diners, but now he skips the step of processing and puts the ingredients directly on the table, just because X Ask yourself to do it.

Most of the time, X doesn't read the employee's work reports. The minister is in charge of these, and if there are any special circumstances, the minister will notify her. But today is different. She is thinking whether she should pay more attention to the abnormal body and the employees. Instead of focusing only on results indifferently.

It's not just about energy, and energy isn't all about work.

Maybe...you should also watch the process yourself?

Focusing too much on results and ignoring the process will ignore its subsequent impact in many cases, lose a kind of ability and insight to control the overall situation, and only limit it to a narrow scope.

For a company executive, it is inappropriate, and it can even be said to be wrong.

Because when an accident happens, there must be a potential loophole for a long time before that, but because of the wrong attitude of ignoring the process and only focusing on the result, it is only known when it happens.

Loopholes are hurriedly filled in like a dead sheep, but as long as the company continues to operate and employees continue to work, these hidden dangers that treat the symptoms but not the root cause will eventually erupt again——

Just like demolishing the east wall to make up the west wall, in the end there are more and more hidden dangers, and the building blocks that have been erected with great difficulty suddenly collapse, and all the efforts are ruined.

Losing more just for the sake of temporary performance is a bit too disrespectful and lacks a big picture.

X is trying to correct his perception...a perception of work, and the correction is to be implemented in action, not just in the mind.

She may have ignored the feelings of employees too much before, and she also lacked a kind of concern for employees, so that her ideas often deviated from the basis of reality.

When forcibly adding Hawaiian fruit-flavored pizza to the staff lunch, X obviously did not consider the opinions of the staff, so she decided to take another set meal in the staff meal this time—Italian meatballs and puff pastry.

Fresh lean beef minced meat mixed with basil, anise, rosemary and other spices and a certain proportion of white bread and cheese, and then sprinkled with a small amount of salt and black pepper, fried Italian Meatballs are sure to please most palates.

Or it is covered with ground beef, minced garlic and grated cheese, fried in olive oil, and layered with thin noodles to stack the fillings, coated with thick tomato sauce, it is probably the purest calorie bomb hapiness.

This can meet all the needs of employees for food and energy intake. At least it is definitely more popular than healthy cold tofu. The new upgrade of employee meals will definitely greatly improve the enthusiasm of employees.

Of course...there is also a level gate. Depending on the level of the employees, the level of lunch they can get for themselves is also different. The comprehensive quality rating is IV, that is, employees above IV can enjoy the best treatment, while those of III can only enjoy the best treatment. Enjoy half of that treat.

Employees with levels between I and III are provided with basic security and staff meals, but even if it is only the lowest level I employees, the treatment is much better than that of civilian staff.

An employee's own ability is directly linked to the remuneration he can enjoy. In other words, the more valuable the employee, the more resources he can enjoy. Of course... he must also be responsible for more difficult tasks and assume greater responsibilities. risk.

But it's all worth it, X knows, these employees are willing to do so, willing to take these risks, and work for the company - because of its lucrative and irresistible conditions.

Becoming an employee of the 'wing' gives you the right to put your family members in the safe 'nest', which is one of the few ways you can live in the nest.

To enjoy the "nest" sheltered by the "wings of the world", one must either spend high fees and go through complicated procedures to obtain the right to live in the nest, or become an employee of the "wing" and get housing allocated by the company.

Well, perhaps this is a bit difficult for people in high positions to understand, why so many people want to squeeze into the "wing" company, want to squeeze into the "nest" with their heads sharpened.

However, X has not derailed too much from the grassroots, and she can understand and experience this feeling to some extent. When she received the entry notice of hiring a supervisor, she was still a little excited—even though it was soon It became the beginning of a nightmare.

If I had known earlier that Lobotomy’s AI was so bad, and the secretary was so manipulative, she wouldn’t have joined this company, but obviously, it’s too late to regret it now. From the moment I stepped into the company with half a foot, I regret it's too late.

There is no reason to get off when you get on a pirate ship.

— Bad luck bad luck!

X grimaced and flipped through the materials delivered. These are the employees' work records and psychological examination reports. The employees who worked on [F-02-49] all suffered mental damage to varying degrees after finishing their work. , and the results are highly consistent.

'I don't want to see that goddamn Santa any more' was the staff's final thought.