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Well, listen carefully, at least that's what the director's job ad says, and so does the Welfare Department's slogan.

Lobotomy Company is a company with good benefits, safe and friendly, and never works overtime. The secretary is loyal and reliable, and she is a kind-hearted beauty, and the ministers are also beautiful women with good temperament.

With all these, are you still looking for something higher?A salary, a house in the nest, or a sweet kiss?Sorry, the last item is only available to supervisors.

A supervisor should always have some privileges, and the privilege is to enjoy a sweet kiss.

Well, this is actually the privilege of the secretary. The privilege of the secretary is that he can enjoy the supervisor and accept bribes at will, and a bribe is a sweet kiss.

When X took the initiative to kiss his secretary in order to ask for information, pushed him closer and closer, and almost buried himself in his chest to smell the champagne, the artificial intelligence must have been aroused, and it gave him a hard time.

It's like the profiteers in the computer city met a novice who didn't understand anything. This fat sheep just nodded stupidly to the profiteer's extravagant asking price, and then paid for a pile of worthless rags to take home .

With tears in his eyes, the profiteer made a sum of money that was enough for a round trip in the VIP cabin of the W train. Xiaobai was so silly that he picked up the treasure by himself in the past. It was economical and affordable. This should have allowed the profiteer to pay for it, or use money Can't buy it either.

May I ask, how much should it cost to win the favor of the leader of Wings of the World, a sweet kiss?

How much is the kiss of the CEO of the lobotomy company worth?

But the artificial intelligence was still not satisfied, and stretched out its hand to continue begging for it. Just a little bit of information was regarded as a business, and the price was skyrocketing.

[Director, do you feel that you have become more and more perfunctory recently, but your kissing skills have become more and more proficient. So proficient, did you find a minister to practice in private?Or did you do it all over again? 】

The secretary stroked the chin of the woman in front of her, and her subtle tone seemed to carry a little warning, a little reminder... Maybe she knew all about the inappropriate things that X did with the ministers in private Chu, it's just that he didn't expose it like that.

Don't want to care?Maybe I can't control it, after all, no matter what, no matter how verbally it is my own, the heart of the woman in front of me is still wild, floating outside, messing with flowers and grass, attracting bees and butterflies.

But even if you can't get your heart...you should at least get something.

"No, Angela is the most important thing in my heart. You are my most reliable and trustworthy secretary."

X laughed dryly, and had no resistance to the secretary's behavior of putting her in his arms. She was like a cat begging for a small fish, and she was selling her soul.

But gritted your teeth and endured it. This is all for the company's performance, to reduce employee casualties, and to make management easier in the future. Thinking about it differently, this is a reasonable investment... Absolutely and absolutely guaranteed to lose no profit!

【Okay, I’ll take it as if you’re telling the truth. If you let me know that you’re lying—your records will all be sent to the minister. Maybe at the next ministerial meeting, there will be There will be some subtle content. 】

[Let them know that this is the owner of the property, and what kind of ██ your supervisor is, wagging his tail and cocking his head. 】

[Of course, maybe they will be overjoyed, but it’s not necessarily true... After all, your charm is like a peacock with its tail open, attracting attention. Facing such a flowery peacock, even if it is a leftover dinner plate, it must be They are also willing to lick a few mouthfuls to clean up the soup. 】

The words in the secretary's mouth became more and more loose, and he paid less and less attention to the use of words. He didn't even bother to maintain the most basic respect in the sentence. Between the lines, he couldn't even pick out a single punctuation. The executive's word of respect—

There is only one appellation, 'you', and this 'you' sounds really ironic. Isn't this really artificial intelligence's yin and yang?

In terms of yin and yang, this AI secretary is very talented, and he must have learned well from some people.

"An-ji-la, how dare you? If you dare to threaten me with this matter, I... I will..."

——I will die for you!Even if you die, you won't be able to get me, you won't be able to get my heart!

——Didn’t you say every day that you want to change the supervisor?Then you fire me, fire me if you have the guts, fire me.

And X is also stubborn, seeing that the secretary is threatening what happened in the morning, and she is not afraid to wear shoes on her bare feet—well, she originally wanted to say this, but she faltered and swallowed it before finishing her sentence.

Before the black-haired lioness roared, her tail twitched first, and her head drooped because she heard the secretary's next words.

【What do you want to express?Do you want to go on a hunger strike? At noon, I will add a cup of mango coconut juice, a smoked sausage pizza, double cheese and bacon, right in front of you, you better not eat... By the way, there is still more in today’s lunch Fatty, juicy steak, well done. 】

"Gollum."

Just listening to the name and description of the dishes reported by the secretary, X's saliva flowed down from the corner of his mouth. Even though he had breakfast not long ago and ate dessert for two, he was still so hungry, so hungry Lulu.

Generally speaking, people who exercise a lot and have a fast metabolism are always hungry and eat more than others, just like an energetic potato mouse, looking for food, looking for food, and still looking for food.

Look at the skin that was fair to once pale, so delicate that it would break if rubbed, and the waist was also slender, so the waist had to be tied with a belt so that the trousers would not be pulled down. The thighs were slender and firm.

Because of the severe lack of fat layer and low body fat rate, the lower abdomen can even touch the vest line, but the body is only 178kg at 54cm, which is absolutely unhealthy, and it can even be classified as mild malnutrition.

Such a wealthy and generous company, but the CEO is malnourished. How can such an irresponsible and terrible secretary be so cruel and keep the cat skinny.

Did you miss a meal?It doesn't seem to be there, just feeding with regular meals.

Then what you eat may become an unsolved mystery like the company's energy, and it is nowhere to be found.

"I want a large pizza, and the steak needs to be thickened! I also want fried shrimp, grilled ribs, and chicken curry... Well, I haven't figured out what else to eat, I will add more later, and at night, you want Do anything."

X rubbed his palms, and after adding a little 'price' on the scale, he immediately chose to give in, and the secretary nodded, agreeing. Perhaps from the beginning, the purpose of the secretary was to get under the covers and be a supervisor.' Caring 'good secretary.

It is said that a daughter is the father's caring little padded jacket, so why can't the secretary be the caring little padded jacket of the supervisor?

What kind of loyalty is this, and in the end, he did not forget to give the supervisor a very friendly advice.

[I suggest that you choose [O-01-67] and [F-02-58], these two abnormalities, their overall value is relatively high, and they are easy to manage—as long as there are no unexpected situations Yes. 】

[Currently, the company's employees are sufficient to deal with WAW-level abnormalities, and our company's energy indicators are also increasing. In order to meet the growing energy demand, I personally think that [F-02-58] is more suitable for the company, WAW A level of abnormal body can produce more energy...]

[And in many cases, it will produce unexpected and wonderful effects, bringing you new fun. 】

A little friendly suggestion from the loyal and reliable secretary.

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 205 193. I want Miss Chesed to be my secretary

In the end, X followed the secretary's friendly advice and chose [F-02-58] because she had to be a cute and possibly bad wolf...well, a cat.

The secretary is the wolf who can't get enough to feed, or is not cooked enough, or the wolf cub who is always waiting to be fed, maybe the company likes to implement that kind of 'wolf culture', so that the company's Wolf cubs abound.

Hmm... But for cities, and super-large financial buildings like World Wings, that is, upgraded versions of enterprises——

The wolf culture should be implemented in the first place, for profit, to seize the market, and to obtain more and more resources.

Wolves are greedy. This is a wild fighting spirit. It reflects the greedy profit-seeking desire in teamwork. It works harder and rolls harder for profit, and maintains this "greedy characteristic" for career and work. Fight endlessly.

It's a pity that the beneficiary of this kind of advocacy is Wings of the World in the end, rather than the dead employees on the lower floor. The piled up corpses are ignored. When a serious accident occurs, there will even be no one to clean up the corpses... …

So much so that in a pile of stench and decay, they merged into groups of aggregated black matter, each with a pale smiling face, wandering unconsciously... wandering...

"Well, then [F-02-58] is fine, Ms. Chesed should be able to manage it well, by the way, Angela, can I have a cup of coffee, this time without sugar, Americano is fine. "

X is quite relieved about the opening of the department this time. I have to say that although it was only the first meeting, Minister Chesed has already left a very good impression on X. This is a rare situation...

Usually it is X who tolerates others, but this time it seems that the Minister tolerates her.

Ms. Chesed is very temperamental. This feeling is something that other ministers don't have. It's hard to describe, but what I have to say is to give X the feeling of a social elite——

Such a person is naturally suitable for the management. Both the speech and the manner are unusually decent, and the conversation is just right, neither humble nor overbearing, although he does not use honorific titles like Hod or Minister Malkuth, nor does he blindly flatter him.

But this makes people feel close, or this is a very practical minister who can open up the topic when talking, without needing to say too many compliments, she will complete these by herself, and When the cramped conversation gets into an embarrassing situation, it will also help resolve it.

The most easy to understand is to make people feel comfortable, not too alienated, and not too boring. This is a kind of just right distance, a communication state that a boss and subordinates, supervisors and ministers should have .

And...and so charming.

X thought of the kiss given to him by the Minister of Welfare in the morning. It was cold but very comfortable. As soon as he recalled that sweet touch, his cheeks could not help but blush. This is a feeling that he never felt when he was with the secretary.

It's like... that feeling.

—If only Miss Chesed could be his secretary.

X can't help but think, if Minister Chesed can give him the beautiful scene of being his personal secretary, there will be a feeling of dead silence and no waves, and the heart that has lost hope for the future will be touched again.

And Angela’s coffee is not as good as Ms. Chesed’s. Ms. Chesed’s coffee is not only good, but the desserts are also very good. Unlike Angela, in addition to stinging people, she threatens herself. Occasionally, when she loses her temper, she will add chili to her coffee. pink.

The Minister of Welfare would never do this kind of thing. She would never allow others to do things that desecrate coffee, and she would never add masala, curry powder and black tea bags when making coffee.

If the secretary is Ms. Chesed, there will be delicious snacks to eat every day, and there will be no shortage of afternoon tea and evening tea, instead of begging the secretary humbly to eat sweets like this, can you? It's all about the secretary's face.

But I just thought about it, X didn't dare to say these words, otherwise Angela's face would turn black again, and she would pull herself, demanding to change her words immediately, and read a long paragraph full of beautiful modifiers to praise Angela My hymn.

Like the company's executive manual, the secretary's own hymn is so overdone with selfishness that it serves no purpose other than to reflect the narcissism of the AI.

It's also fortunate that Angela didn't ask the whole company to recite it, otherwise many people would go crazy because of it.

The first crazy one is definitely Netzach, the phrase 'My ██’s Angela is really █, her ███’s’ still impresses X so far, let Chlorella head praise this ruthless secretary, It must be harder than █ █.

Only X who has a good temper can close his eyes and praise his secretary's "various advantages" without conscience, but there is no way, who let this be his secretary and not someone else's.

If it's your secretary, you have to protect it. Even if the secretary is wrong first, you have to insist that the secretary is right, and you can't be wrong.

After thinking and thinking, the golden nest and the silver nest are not as good as my own kennel. Angela should be my secretary. Although Ms. Chesed is good, her yin and yang tone is still a bit worse than Angela's. X doesn't get scolded by the secretary every day. Im feeling uncomfortable all over.

This is the source of my vitality. Otherwise, if my skin is itchy, if I change to a gentle secretary, I will lose my mind. Angela has such a poisonous tongue, and her sharp words are like a whip.

Work hard and keep your grades.

X reviewed the plans submitted by the ministers today, thinking about which ones are most suitable for the current situation, and finally picked out two suitable documents to be stamped on the row after row of plan lists.

It was a plan submitted by the Planning and Welfare Department of the Central Headquarters. At the same time, this technology was also provided by Wings of the World, a magical and effective singularity technology, which was cooperated by Lobotomy Corporation.

The nanotechnology provided by K company... This technology can more effectively protect the safety of employees. As the name suggests, the Welfare Department guarantees the welfare of all employees, so naturally it will try its best to protect the safety of employees.

It is not surprising that the use of this nanotechnology is in charge of the Welfare Department. After all, the Welfare Department is responsible for all employee welfare programs, including employee physical and mental health and other welfare activities.

For example, preventive measures should be taken to prevent potential problems such as infectious diseases and secondary infections caused by abnormal bodies, as well as abnormal reactions such as insomnia, mental weakness, or excessive excitement, and improve these items.

This is probably the most gentle and friendly part of the company to employees, and it is also the existence that most employees yearn for.

Presumably every employee of the welfare department is grateful for Minister Chesed's gentleness, and shows off to other employees how good his minister is and how great his department is, and then secretly complains about the rude and barbarous guy in the corrections department next door Just how bad-tempered.

People who work under high pressure usually have bad tempers. The punishment department is especially serious. It is probably the department with the most bloody smell and the most hostility. The atmosphere of a department also has a lot to do with the minister's own style... ...probably so.

"[Physical Healing Bullet], uh... that's all, and then there's [Anti-corrosion stance shield]."

X has stamped these two projects, one is provided by the Welfare Department, and the other is provided by the Central Headquarters, mentioning the Central Headquarters has to involve another World Wing, P Company, which cooperates with the Lobotomy Company, this company It is also a partner of L Company.

Well, to be precise, probably most of the Wings of the World in the city are partners of the Wings of the World, the Lobotomy Company. Energy is always popular everywhere, benefiting other companies and providing energy for other companies. , Naturally, other companies can provide technical support.

The entire company uses a large number of singularity technologies, and various composite singularity technologies are extravagantly used in various facilities, from the construction of buildings, the transition from inside to outside, to the treatment methods of employees, and the means of mental rehabilitation, and to To put it mildly, even food uses singularity technology.

The precious status quo preservation box, the "first aid" product produced by T company, is used as a lunch box here. Because it is very, very fresh, fresh and warm, it is widely used in cafeterias.

But this is nonsense. The "manipulation time" of T company's singularity technology can make time stagnate within a certain range. The time in the status quo preservation box is stagnant, and the food is naturally extraordinarily fresh. What is it in it? What does it look like when you take it out.

And cooking with singularity technology is even more unacceptable... As long as stews are cooked with the singularity technology provided by T company, it will become very fast. The cooking is extremely delicious, and the singularity technology can be applied to this kind of place——

It can be said that it is overkill and not extravagant.

But wealth and wealth may be like this. The monopoly of energy means endless wealth. Sometimes X can't understand why Lobotomy is already so rich, why should it continue to make money? performance.

Do you really want energy, in order to meet the needs of customers?

But looking at Angela and the senior executives who have never shown up, they are not in a hurry. This does not seem like a businessman's idea. It is the same as the 'B' who inexplicably invaded the company. It is unreasonable, or it is illogical in terms of interests. .

Do they like to do business that makes no profit but also loses money so much? What are they trying to do?

X can't quite understand it, but since that's the case, she should follow orders. This is all for performance and work, and the current situation is not something she can intervene in. She has no right to speak for the time being.

The company's right to speak is with the secretary and the manager 'A' who has not yet shown up. As a supervisor, she has nothing to decide, and even what to eat at noon depends on the face of the artificial intelligence.

So after struggling for less than three seconds, X gave up thinking and chose to let the secretary control her. She knew that she should listen to 'B' and 'be wary' of artificial intelligence, but facing an AI in charge of her own board and lodging, Can this be resisted?

As long as the secretary stretches out his hand a little and pinches X's slender waist, X will throw away his armor and meow, revealing his belly softly——

Just like drug addiction, knowing that continuing to take addictive drugs will cause irreversible effects on the body, but still choose to continue taking them, unable to get rid of dependence.

Everyone knows that smoking is harmful to health, but people who really need to relieve stress through smoking and are already used to it, how can they quit easily.

When there is a lack of common sense, cognition is deliberately distorted to a certain extent, and this kind of life is used as a habit to develop thinking inertia, even if you know it is wrong, it will continue.

X took the plan and looked at it carefully, but in his heart he only hoped that after the implementation of the new plan he passed, the casualties of employees would be reduced, the company would become better and better, and he hoped that his efforts would bear fruit...

[Anti-erosion stance shield] is a project of the Central Headquarters, supported by the "singularity technology" provided by P company. This technology can form a stance shield that absorbs black damage to protect employees. As for the principle, a simple statement is——

Use stand shields to seal the vulnerable physical and mental openings of employees, preventing erosive damage from penetrating employees.

And [Physical Healing Bullet] is a special ammunition manufactured by P Company using nanotechnology. This special bullet can directly enter the human body, and those tiny medical nano-robots will be quickly released inside to repair human damaged tissues.

The special shields and ammunition are all controlled by the supervisor. X can select the corresponding ammunition or shield on the screen like playing a game, and then tap it lightly, and these things will immediately take effect on the employee.

However, this is only the way of expression under the cognitive filter. As for how it directly affects the department in the supervisory office, the process is probably more cruel. Perhaps it is the "miracle" and 'magic'.

And those few simple icons are just for the supervisor to understand. After all, the simpler the work, the better. Simple and easy to understand can improve efficiency. If you follow a set of cumbersome procedures, how can you deal with unexpected situations that may arise in the company at any time? and crumbling staff.

With the assistance of middle-level ministers such as the Central Headquarters and the Welfare Department, the company's future management will be smoother and more 'safe'.

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