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A lot of words of praise in the letter made X feel a little embarrassed. Is he really that good? Why didn’t he feel it?The secretary choked on himself a lot, and the minister scolded himself a lot.

But maybe, in the hearts of the employees, she is so reliable. It is precisely because the employees trust her that even a clerical staff will write to herself to express her opinions.

Is this a bad thing?This is of course a good thing, for the first time X feels so important that he has to stand up like a superhero.

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It’s a new month again, unfortunately, even if the postings are unblocked, I feel that there are not many postings, so sad, if I can post more book reviews, the author will be more motivated.

In short, I hope that the new month will be safe and sound, and I will work harder in the past few months, save some money and go home for a good year.

2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 212 197. I only have three things to do here, fairness, fairness, or tm's fairness!

There is such a simple question: When an employee is required to work when the energy is still close to the target, the job is extremely dangerous and the employee may lose his life. As a supervisor, should he choose energy or rescue? Under the staff?

This is a basic question that can no longer be basic, and every supervisor must be able to give the correct answer.

But... perhaps it is this kind of deliberate 'education' that makes the supervisor choose a completely wrong answer with a rebellious heart, to denounce the company's cold blood, to despise the company's disgusting operating procedures, and to argue with his secretary Refined and then fried abalone.

Open your eyes and see who is in charge of this company?It is your gentle, considerate and loyal secretary.

【Director, are you sure you want to do this?You can write back to employees thanking them for their efforts to grow the company, but it's not necessary to respond to any of their requests. 】

When X wrote down a full reply with great enthusiasm, the secretary began to pour cold water on it. Although it was only a suggestion tone, it had already revealed the attitude and position of this artificial intelligence.

Don't help, don't pay attention to this employee's request, this is what Angela means, X should be understandable, just like before, she has been warned many times by Angela, it is impossible not to understand Angela's face— —

But she still chose to pretend to be stupid and continue to answer, and gave the poor civil servant an affirmative reply. The secretary's warning was ignored, which was obviously because the breeder had been provoked by his status and majesty.

When the cat is disobedient, it is time to teach the cat a lesson. The artificial intelligence reached out and was about to throw the reply letter that X had written into the trash can, but when she thought it would be as easy as throwing the report as usual, her hand was held down.

The woman with black hair and short temples also stretched out her hand, her palm pressed against the slightly cold back of the artificial intelligence's hand, pressing gently, so that the letter that should have been picked up and thrown into the trash can remained in place.

"Angela, you are not jealous because I replied to an employee, are you? No one likes a girl who is too narrow-minded. This is not a love letter."

[X... you let go of your hand. 】

The artificial intelligence opened its eyes, and she exerted some force, but she was still held firmly by the woman in front of her. She didn't know why she had such brute force with her seemingly slender and delicate hand.

Inexplicably, some things are out of control and panic...

"And interests are divided into short-term interests and long-term interests. As the company's top management, we should focus on the longer term... My smart secretary, you should know these simple truths."

"Well, you probably did it on purpose, but I did it too, so we should be even."

All of a sudden, he uttered nonsense like his brain was burnt out. Does fever have the function of growing the brain?

Maybe the woman with black hair and short sideburns in front of her is not stupid at all, she is just pretending to be stupid... She is just selectively ignoring and selectively implementing those so-called requests.

The secretary's words are heard, and the secretary's contradictory behaviors are also seen in the eyes-don't you know?Just don't want to know.

X suddenly put on a serious expression, turned his back on the customer, and educated his secretary before the secretary educated himself. I don't know where he suddenly changed his temper. At this time, his soft temper hardened again.

I didn't see how hard it was when blowing on the pillow, and it was probably stronger when it was working. The secretary picked the wrong time for education.

X began to seriously talk to Angela about his views and opinions on this matter, and focused on analyzing the impact and benefits of handling this matter.

"...In short, we should deal with this accident. The spider nest incident last time had already caused a relatively bad impact. This time, the fourth-level employees got into the wolf's stomach. If we don't deal with it, there will probably be another kind of epidemic among the employees. New bad remarks, people panic."

"Level [-] employees can do a lot of things for the company, which is far more than the little bit of extra energy generated by the abnormal body, Angela, of course you can use various means to fire or 'promote' some employees, let those who say Those who speak ill of the company shut up."

"Don't dare to speak loudly, frightening the people in the sky. At that time, the employees will indeed stop talking, but the last bit of people's hearts will be completely scattered, and our energy production will not be so smooth."

"Angela, if you don't want to see employees go on strike or release abnormal bodies to do evil - it's best not to do that."

While talking, X moved away from the palm that he was pressing on the secretary, made a gesture of shutting up again, and then vividly described how his secretary swears in private and wiped the employee's neck.

Well... As a high-level person, naturally, he doesn't need to come in person and get his hands dirty. This is just a description.

In fact, there are too many methods and excuses for the company to kill employees, such as the "lucky wheel" for "promotion and salary increase", the "slot machine lottery" for "targeted poverty alleviation", and the free "soda" for "charity activities" ', receive a 'tea cupcake' that 'brings good luck'.

Perhaps some new employees were taken aback by the various charity activities carried out by the company. They naively thought that they were indeed promoting and raising salaries for employees in need, but seeing the silence of the old employees , or stay by yourself for a while, and you will understand.

Wings of the World is not a charitable organization, so how could it be possible to spend a large amount of subsidies to employees for nothing, not so much a promotion and salary increase, as it is—that is life-saving money.

Buy your life with a clearly marked price, and you can’t choose not to sell it. If you don’t sell it, you will get nothing. If you agree, at least a subsidy can be left for your family.

But perhaps what is more ironic is that just implementing the subsidy is already a moral model of the enterprise, and most of them are unscrupulous enterprises that let you die without giving you money.

In terms of comparison, Lobotomy, as a company called Wings of the World, has already done a good job. It will kindly tell its employees how much it is worth, and it will never be harsh on the money.

Because the company is not bad for money, not bad in the true sense.

"Besides, Angela, I know that you have feelings, and even have a more delicate mind than many humans, so you should be able to empathize with humans."

"Can you love those employees like you love me? Just a little care, they will keep thanking you-and this is just a matter of effort for you, not much more difficult than crushing an ant. "

"Well, is it still... those employees are not as good as ants in your eyes? Just a bunch of parts that make noise? Yesod said that you are cold and ruthless, the most perfect machine, but in my opinion you are not."

"Whether it is the desire or greed in your eyes, I am sure that you will not be a perfect machine. You are so jealous, how can a machine be jealous of others? And lose your temper every day? Well, I think you probably did it on purpose. "

"After all, if you really don't want me to save the employees and want to stop these things, you wouldn't have shown me this letter from the beginning, and you can just deal with it directly."

[X, what exactly do you want to say. 】

"Don't talk yet, Angela, let me guess, is this an order from the company again? To be honest, I don't know what the company is asking you to do, but it must not be a good thing—this sentence should also be It will be recorded and handed in, so let me be more subtle."

"It's really a silly ███ company in ███. I deliberately set fire to it and called people to say that there was a fire, and asked people to put out the fire. Hypocritical ██. I have to limit my meals, and I will be scolded for missing a button. Scolding me and looking at my ██ at the same time."

"Do you want to make a debut title next time called "Should the ladder be placed horizontally or vertically"? I really have nothing to do when I am full. I think I have too much food. Please give me the rice bowl and I will eat."

As X spoke, as if deliberately provoking trouble, he unbuttoned his collar a few times and learned at least a fifth of the style of the Minister of Security, whether it is "elegant language" Still 'elegant behavior' have learned a little bit.

[Director, please pay attention to your personal image and use civilized words. 】

Maybe it's because X has already learned the irony, and the eloquent artificial intelligence was a little speechless for a while, and it took a long time to hold back this sentence.

The woman in front of her is already a blockbuster if she doesn't sing, every word she says is heavyweight, she usually wants to have a pacifier in her mouth and a bottle in her mouth, but now she has suddenly matured.

If they really want to quarrel, Angela may not be able to quarrel, but it doesn't matter if they can't quarrel, as long as they can cook well.

[If you continue to use inappropriate words against the company, I will punish you forcibly according to the requirements of the superior until you fall into a coma due to special reasons. 】

"Do you still have to work?"

X thought about it, if he could take a day or so off when he was punished, that wouldn't be a bad thing, maybe it would be a paid vacation.

But what the artificial intelligence says is always more outrageous than what X imagined. She originally thought that she had estimated the company's bottom line, but the company's bottom line just has no bottom line.

【You can work while accepting my compulsory punishment. I believe this setback will not affect you. 】

Listen to what this said, is it human?Is this reasonable?

In terms of the lower limit, X will never be able to compare with his secretary. Knowing this, X decided to give up continuing to talk about this kind of topic with Angela. After all, when it comes to dirty jokes, X who has a little face will definitely lose.

"Okay, Angela, let's talk about the previous things. I want to save this employee, don't get in my way, and do those things in private—I know you will do those things secretly, good secretary."

"Maybe the company ordered you to do this, but at least don't do it this time? I beg you, not as a supervisor, but as a friend, please agree to your friend's request, Angela?"

"At least I'm your only female friend. Be accommodating, Angela, it doesn't matter if you turn a blind eye, just open such a small back door."

X is tired of tilting his secretary, and rubbing the secretary's curve with his pulled down collar. Perhaps █ bribery is also a part of career, just like █ rules, and X has adapted to it and accepted it calmly. Don't hesitate to use this advantage.

Femininity is also a kind of bargaining chip, and it is not in vain.

Angela didn't give a positive answer, but just hugged X in her arms, sniffed and licked her cheek, then closed her eyes, and spoke in X's ears after a while.

[There are two 10-minute lunch breaks. During the lunch break, you can go to the Welfare Department to talk to Chesed, and I will inform her to cooperate with your help-seeking work.But if she is not willing to cooperate with you, there is nothing I can do. 】

【You not only need to convince me, but also the minister. Each of them has their own ideas, and it is impossible for me to force them to do things they don't want to do. 】

【By the way, I don't have as many female friends as you do—so if you don't want to look back at me, maybe I'll change my mind right away. 】

[I don't care whether you are replying to employees or writing a love letter, I just need you to see me in your eyes, no matter when, don't forget that I am by your side... You'd better not regret yourself The idea that I hate lying liars. 】

Like a female beast giving a warning, the secretary nibbled on X's white and tender neck, and then left traces of lips and teeth on the delicate skin.

Angela doesn't wear lipstick, but such a mark is more conspicuous than lipstick, and it can better demonstrate her own ownership, giving a reminder or warning to every minister who casts her eyes on X.

Of course, since you can already see these interesting traces, to be honest, there is no other use except to create a more exciting sensory stimulation.

It's like tattooing a paragraph of "This cat has an owner, please do not touch it" on a cute fabric. People who want to pet the cat should touch it or touch it. This can't stop others from touching the cat.

Apparently, artificial intelligence has not fully understood human imagination and fun. Humans always have endless imagination in terms of █. When they see shirts without sleeves and white arms exposed, they will go deeper. step by step imagination.

Imagine the kind of twilight, imagine the beauty - what is the most beautiful, the fantasy is the most beautiful.

On the contrary, straightforward things are boring, flawed, and flawed, but they have a unique charm when they are half-covered. spawned desire.

Taking something from others will make you feel happy, and getting what you don’t want will make you feel good. In other words, what is the most delicious and sweetest food?It is the food that others are eating and watching others eat.

The secretary was eating that fat piece of meat, so it was inevitable that it would attract the prying eyes of other AIs, wanting to get a piece of the pie, and grabbing the food.

Selfishness is not allowed, AI should learn to share.

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 213 198. It's okay, even 3 minutes is great

The welfare of employees has always been the most important thing for Lobotomy.The Welfare Department will do everything in its power to protect the company's most precious assets... the lives of the most precious employees~

The company has always carried out this sentence, adhering to the beautiful concept that the life of employees is the most precious resource of the company, and to maximize the value of every employee's life.

"Would you like a cup of coffee, supervisor? Do you like the taro milk jelly roll in the morning? I also have a dream dragon roll here, but I don't suggest you eat this before drinking coffee, because it will become tasteless."

Minister Chesed warmly entertained X. She poured a cup of hot coffee and cut a snack that she had carefully made.

The dream dragon roll combined with chocolate, cocoa powder, butter, and cream is so delicious anyway, plus a layer of chopped nuts that chew and linger, no one can refuse.

The just right amount of chocolate melted in the air, and because it was iced, the slightly cold taste added another layer to the fluffy cake roll.

Although Minister Chesed did not recommend eating dessert first, X still couldn’t help but put a spoonful into his mouth. After eating the sweet and greasy Dream Dragon Roll, his mouth was filled with the aroma of butter, milk and chocolate, and then he took another sip of coffee. Full of sourness and bitterness.

The sweetness sets off the bitterness and sourness, making the bitterness more bitter and the sourness more sour. The coffee dilutes all the sweetness, leaving only the sourness in the mouth.

When X stuck out his tongue and showed embarrassment, Minister Chesed laughed happily. If AI didn't know how to shed tears, she might even be able to make tears laugh out of the woman in front of her.

"You still look as stupid as I thought, but the good news is... Supervisor, you are not as incompetent as I thought. You did a good job in the morning."

"But I still don't want you to devote too much energy to your work, supervisor. Angela has already told me that you still want to help more employees, right?"

"But when you think about it, Director, you've already done a lot of work. The work you've done has, in some way, saved a lot of employees' lives."

"So it's enough that you can do what you're doing now, and you don't need to do anything extra."

While drinking coffee, Ms. Chesed spoke plainly. There was soothing music playing in the office, and her tone was as calm and soothing as ever.

It's like entering the retirement stage ahead of time, and now I'm taking care of the elderly. The mentality is to get through the past smoothly and smoothly.

In a strange tone, she persuaded X to be lazy and not to get involved in the affairs of the employees, but it was such an attitude that inexplicably made X feel a little uncomfortable, and wanted to drag Miss Chesed by the neckline, towards her beautiful Such a punch in the face.

Obviously, he wasn't that angry when he was picked on by other ministers or was angry, but today he was aroused by the Minister of Welfare with a few words.

It's probably the weird mentality of 'you are the one who told me to protect the employees, and you were the one who asked me to leave the employees alone, what do you want', quite like meeting an idiot boss.

But here comes the problem, X should be the idiot boss.

Originally, X wanted to throw a punch, but seeing that Ms. Chesed provided him with coffee and delicious snacks, he endured it again. Besides, it is not good for the supervisor to beat the minister. In the future, other employees But how do you see yourself.

Minister Chesed is a big celebrity in the company, and his popularity is even higher than that of X himself, a supervisor. He is a real heartthrob, and eight out of ten employees are her little fans. It can fascinate a large group and make little girls scream.

Heh, a flirtatious vixen.

X's cheeks are puffed up, although the dream dragon roll has already been eaten in his stomach, and he is eating the share of the Minister of Welfare, but X has always been the kind of sugar-coated food, the shells go away, only eating soft but not winning, Knead persimmons only if they are soft, and be in charge.

"Chesed, I don't really like that statement."

X solved the second Dream Tornado in three bites, for fear that the head of the Welfare Department would snatch the dinner plate when he said this, and his voice became a lot tougher when he finished eating.

I've eaten it all, so it's impossible to spit it out.jpg

While eating the exquisite dessert made by the head of the welfare department, she blamed the head of the welfare department. This thick-skinnedness was presumably also due to the head of the security department.

Those who are close to vermilion are red and those who are close to ink are black, and staying with a fish-making joker every day, it is natural that the good ones have not learned, and the bad ones have learned.