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"It seems to contain some high-quality beef, fresh salmon... dog teething sticks, freeze-dried chicken, really, we obviously don't have such good treatment."

The civil servants complained a little, just like people feel when they see that the livestock eat better than themselves and live more freely than themselves-this kind of unwillingness is normal, but the reality is always like this magic.

When people see a dog eating a tomahawk steak and throwing up half of it, which is a waste of food, people will always feel uncontrollable anger.

Dogs cannibalize people and eat without detection, and are painted with hungry pigs without knowing their hair. Although the abnormal body is a tool for production, it is also a group of dangerous monsters and beasts. These monsters and beasts attack humans, chew their stumps, and drink blood. , but also to eat and drink raw, so as not to make people angry.

But this is what the company does. It is like treating ranchers with cows on the ranch. They have to feed distiller’s grains mixed with grains, and add oranges and other fruits to the feed. go for a walk.

In this terrible place, perhaps only the Welfare Department is the only consolation. The employees are relatively peaceful at work, and they can talk freely at ordinary times. Dare to breathe.

"At least Minister Chesed treated us very well. We still have exquisite cakes to eat during lunch break. It is said that other departments are eating some Hawaiian-style pizza. The supervisor also claimed that this is an additional benefit for employees."

"Holy shit, is that a bonus, pineapple pizza? I'd rather be drinking bitter melon juice."

The "prestige" of the pineapple pizza has spread from the upper management to the middle management. Even the re-launch of Italian meatballs and puff pastry failed to restore the reputation of the supervisor. X must have received a lot of scolding in private like Angela.

"Don't be depressed, Linda, let's have dinner together at noon, and treat you to a fat and juicy steak. This is only available to employees above the third level. I am promoted now~"

Tiffany said with a smile that a good day obviously started with Miss Chesed's understanding and the honorary promotion, and she also believed that today is a super super lucky day.

Ms. Chesed arranged for her an important job, which is to take care of the newly contained abnormal body [F-02-58]. She has to communicate with [F-02-58], and then write some reports and submit it.

This should be a pretty easy job, Minister Chesed is always so gentle, he will not urge or force employees to do work that is not in line with their abilities.

Well, although the point of communicating with animals is a bit unthinkable to others, but the company's abnormalities are all communicable, some can speak human language, and some employees can 'know' in a strange way intention.

When the corresponding work is carried out, these things will produce valuable energy, and after purification and processing by precision instruments, it will become a clean and pollution-free energy source - enkephalin, creating value for the company.

They made a small agreement to have a pleasant dinner during the lunch break at noon, and then the civilian staff named Linda unloaded the goods from the car and transported them in.

After a little preparation, it's time for these regular employees to work. The civilian staff are not responsible for these things. They are only responsible for doing chores, cleaning up the blood on the ground, and cleaning up the wreckage.

When some accident happened, all they could do was to find a safe place to hide, wait for the unrest to subside, and then clean up the scene.

Tiffany was asked to take care of the Abnormality. She had to do at least one side of the work, starting with seeing the Abnormality's appearance, then communicating with the Abnormality, and then performing some behaviors of denying existence, and finally feeding the Abnormality. .

[F-02-58]'s containment unit is decorated in a fairytale style, with soft dog mattresses, a climbing frame for grinding claws and teeth, bone-shaped snacks, salmon in a bowl and placed in the corner Bags Of Beef Jerky.

It is a cute human-wolf anomaly. On the whole, the cartoon is actually more like a person in a doll costume.

It has gray fur, large white plush paws, a high tail and a small belly button.Its eyebrows were black and bushy, and there was a scar over its right eye.

Its dark eyes lit up when it saw Tiffany coming in.

"Employee, can you please open this door? I won't hurt anyone, I'm just a little hungry..."

The voice was vague and lazy, leaning towards females. This was probably a female wolf, a big standing wolf. It had a certain ability to communicate, but it felt a little silly.

It said that it was hungry, but there were fresh sockeye salmon and prime steak cut into small pieces in the rice bowl for dogs. Couldn't the fat of the salmon and the tenderness of the steak not satisfy its appetite?

And when it speaks, its upturned tail will shake violently. Perhaps when it is lying, it will not be able to control its desire to wag its tail, and the bared fangs also prove that this guy really wants to run out and bite hurt someone.

But for unknown reasons, it is restraining itself and staying in this containment unit.

Now it's [Insight] work, so no response should be given to the Abnormal Body. As an old employee, Tiffany has firmly remembered the things repeatedly emphasized in the employee handbook.

What she has to do is to ignore the Abnormality's murmurs, and then observe and gain insight into the Abnormality, describe its appearance, analyze its interior and behavior, and record these as a report on the insight work.

"Employee, employee, are there three chubby little pigs here? Oh ~ nothing. They are my friends, I just want to see how they are doing now"

The big humanoid wolf circled around Tiffany, its upturned tail flicked, and while it was talking, its narrow nose and slender jaw couldn't close anymore, and saliva trickled down the corners of its mouth, tick-tock.

Seeing that Tiffany ignored it, it continued talking.

"Employee, if you let me out, I will give you a lot of benefits!"

But Tiffany was unmoved, and paused for a few seconds. The big wolf rubbed its plush white claws again, and its face turned hard.

The originally cute cartoon-like expression suddenly became vicious, like a real wolf.

"I have big teeth and can open a big, big mouth!"

"I'm a big bad wolf! I'm going to eat you all and get out of this place!"

"Jie Jie, open the door, sweetheart. I'll bring you a gift from the forest..."

The saliva secreted from the wolf's mouth was almost converging into a pool of water on the floor, but it didn't seem to care at all, it didn't care that it had so many flaws, showing a wolf's tail.

After all, there are many, many stories in the world, but none are as disgusting as the story of the wolf.

Wolves are inherently evil, and no one cares about the name of the wolf, because the wolf should be called the "big villain".

Wolves are huge, ferocious, furry monsters, wolves cannot prey on other animals, even when wolves are hungry, and when wolves do bad things, they must never cross the line.

Moreover, wolves deserve to be punished, wolves are always a bad example, wolves who are cast aside by others will never make friends...

So, it has to be a big and possibly bad wolf.

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 211 196. Grandma Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood?

Why are wolves always cunning and evil in stories?Why can't wolves have friends and can only be called beasts?

When a person does not know how to reciprocate, he will be scolded as a white-eyed wolf, if he describes a person who is dishonest and does dirty things, he will be called a coward, and when he is cruel and has no bottom line, he will be called a wolf-hearted dog lung.

Almost all negative words can be associated with wolves, and that bad stereotype is like a hat on the big wolf's head.

Will anyone sympathize with wolves?No, not even the wolf himself.

[Honestly I don't even care because I have to be a big bad wolf...]

Cute, with an upturned tail, a big belly-shaped humanoid wolf with fluffy white claws, drooling as he talked, the round mouth that was originally soft and round became slender, and the teeth that were worn out became sharp. The gray fur begins to deepen.

It looks more and more like a real wolf, rather than a wolf that stands on two legs like a cute puppet in fairy tales.

It raised its nose and sniffed constantly, while its saliva couldn't stop drooling. The fresh and plump sockeye salmon, high-quality steaks, and expensive and durable beef sticks in the containment unit seemed to be unable to satisfy its appetite.

The only ones who can satisfy the wolf's appetite and go into the wolf's belly... are only people, and only employees who are still trying to stabilize their emotions, observe and describe [F-02-58].

The mutation happened only in an instant, and [F-02-58], who was just talking nonsense and full of lies, began to attack the staff—the screen of X was blacked out at that instant, and there were only countless noises and Flickering fire.

When the screen returned to normal again, it showed the picture corrected by [Cognitive Filter], probably because the set age is under 16 years old, [F-02-58] The current scene of the containment unit is cartoon graffiti .

The content of the graffiti is that a big bad wolf with bulging cheeks, protruding pointed teeth, and narrow nose and mouth is squinting happily. There is an angel's halo painted next to it, which probably wants to express the meaning It's the staff belching.

The employee's income unit in [F-02-58] was attacked, and then entered the belly of the Abnormality, burped, it was as simple as that.

Well... it might not necessarily be dead, but something must have happened.After all, it doesn't look like everything is fine in the stomach of the Abnormal Body.

After a bunch of graffiti on [Cognitive Filter], the containment unit of [F-02-58] returned to calm. This big humanoid wolf hiccupped and lay down in its den with its tail up.

It sleeps on its back, with its belly facing upwards. The already olive-shaped belly is now more bulging, and its big belly looks like it is pregnant.

There is no need to doubt, just by looking at it with the naked eye, you can guess that there are employees in its stomach, and it is presumably intact. After all, there is not even a little blood in the containment unit, and there is no lint from the torn toys leaking out.

This shows that the incident happened in an instant, and the overwhelming force made the employee unable to struggle and resist, and then swallowed the employee whole like a python, stuffing it into its completely unsatisfied black hole belly.

And looking at the movements and shouts that came out of the stomach from time to time, it can be confirmed that the employee is still alive and conscious, and maybe he should be rescued as soon as possible.

But there is also the lesson of the spider nest, which makes X retreat a little bit, whether rescuing the employees is against the interests of the company, will Angela agree?Unlike the unlucky one who hung in the spider's nest before, the employee who entered was a fourth-level employee, and he was quite valuable.

Estimated on the scale, the employees, as the company's precious property, are still worth the extra energy, not to mention that the welfare department only accommodates [F-02-58], and there are enough people Save the unfortunate employee.

To be honest, in fact, X is also responsible for the employees who fell into the belly of the Abnormality. Strictly speaking, the supervisor made a wrong command, which caused the company to suffer losses. This will deduct a lot of points in the supervisor assessment .

Although this may not have anything to do with X, it was a misjudgment made by the minister, but as the supervisor, he did not correct and remind him in time, so he still has to bear the responsibility... The sky fell so high that the company must first find the supervisor if something goes wrong.

But knowing that the employees were attacked and entered the stomach of [F-02-58], X still did not order to stop the work on [F-02-58], and the containment unit was still open.

Because, once this containment unit is blocked, it means that an important energy source will be lost, and the company will suffer huge economic losses. Every second is precious, especially when the three ministers gave her new task.

Today, not only can't work overtime, but also have to leave work early. In order to let the employees leave work earlier and complete the company's energy indicators earlier, the work of the Abnormality cannot be stopped for a moment.

[Puncture Paradise], [Black Swan Dream], and [Judgment Bird] These three WAW-level abnormalities are currently the company's most important production machines, and now there is a WAW-level abnormality [F-02-58 ] for production capacity.

Only the huge amount of energy produced by these high-risk anomalies can meet the ever-increasing energy needs and the increasingly urgent time, as if someone is whipping back with a whip, urging energy production.

Well, this 'seems' can be removed, the supervisor's good secretary is watching the energy production, although he doesn't really use a whip to whip his ass, but his mouth is sharper than a knife, piercing the supervisor's' from time to time fragile 'mind.

A cup of coffee with Marsala added shows the secretary's deep malice. Since adding pepper to the coffee last time, the secretary's coffee brewing skills have become more and more unrestrained, and he is not bound by traditional coffee. .

At present, X has already read the abnormal body information contained in the company, especially the documents that were not processed yesterday. She read them very carefully. There are management matters related to [Piercing Paradise], [Black Swan Dream] and [Judgment Bird] , she remembers clearly.

There are three types of abnormal body's temper, one is not affected by the outside world, as long as employees are sent into its containment unit, they will not show their faces and lose their temper.

The other is affected by the outside world. As long as someone is injured, dies, or goes crazy, these abnormalities in the containment unit will start to lose control and escape for various purposes, perhaps to prey on humans. Or maybe to 'save' humanity - the kind it thinks it is.

And the third type is even more heavyweight, the combination of the two precious things, none of the advantages, all of them are disadvantages, will be affected by both the outside world and the work, lose your temper from time to time, go crazy, extremely difficult to serve, run away frequently.

From the current point of view, there are not many WAW-level abnormalities with good tempers, most of them are terribly stinky, there is no worst but worse, and serving them is more tiring than serving their ancestors.

[Piercing Paradise] It needs X's appeasement to calm down. If you don't coax it, you will make employees into skewers to vent your anger. You are the supervisor's jealous, willful little girlfriend.

[Black Swan Dream] As long as there is something wrong with the staff in the corridor, even if the clerical staff go crazy or die, it will be affected, and it will call a 'good sister' to protect them——

It can only be said that Pu Xinnan is really down, a bunch of brothers with hands and feet are still not working, and need a younger sister to protect, pure mother.

[Black Swan's Dream] is indeed a strange body that cannot escape, but the problem is...that is her brothers will not escape.

A bunch of dumb-faced little people are indeed staying in the containment unit, but when the counter reaches zero, the younger sister who has turned into a weird black swan will come to her brother.

The ugly cry will make other abnormalities come out to settle accounts unbearably disturbed, and theorize the neighbor's noise problem.

And [Judgment Bird], this strange bird with a slender neck and long legs, is an out-and-out dual-standard idealist religious believer.

It treats every employee harshly and harshly, and then starts a trial on its own, and only the best employees wear the best equipment to come out alive.

Because the damage of the soul cannot be resisted, neither a strong body nor a tough spirit can avoid the damage from the soul. To work on [Judgment Bird] requires employees to have extremely high quality, and the four virtues have no shortcomings.

[Courage] [Caution] [Self-discipline] [Justice] are indispensable, only truly noble people can be recognized by the Judgment Bird - and this is entirely based on its subjective judgment.

X seems to be particularly popular with birds, whether it is the chubby [Punishment Bird] or the slender [Judgment Bird], they all like to get close to her, so that they are quite double standards, and they don’t know what’s going on in the Abnormality’s head. What are you thinking.

Could it be that abnormalities can also have emotions?

But putting aside the weird and absurd distortions, in essence...they are tools for productivity, and no one cares about the feelings of the tools, at most they just want to see if the tools work well.

Another employee entered the containment unit of [F-02-58]. He had to endure the pressure to complete the work that the previous employee hadn't finished, and the last unlucky one was in the wolf's stomach.

Maybe breaking open the wolf's stomach can save the employees trapped inside?Just like in fairy tales, Grandma Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood...but here, the characters are a bit subversive and adult.

This time the requirement is to [communicate] with [F-02-58]. Employees need to see through the loopholes in the big wolf's lies. When a lie is exposed, the kind of [F-02-58] who tries to eat The actions of employees will be well contained.

As long as we maintain a sense of normalcy, withstand the pressure of colleagues crying for help in the wolf's stomach, and communicate with the wolf normally, we can complete the work very smoothly and leave the containment unit safely.

The moment he stepped out of the containment unit, the employee's steps almost flew up, as if he didn't want to stay in the containment unit for a second, but it was understandable, after all, his colleague was still crying for help in the stomach of a wolf, but he wanted Compulsory obedience to company orders to continue work—

It's too disgusting to say the least.

In the future, there will be other employees communicating with [F-02-58], and the situation is going well, but when they come out, their faces are not very good, because the cry for help in the wolf's belly is getting weaker and weaker, they are equivalent to watching A living life is lost.

Even watching from the sidelines... This is also a kind of torment for conscience.

Unsurprisingly, near noon, X received a letter, which was written by a clerical staff to the supervisor, and was handed in by Angela, a good secretary.

This is a rare thing. X received a letter from an employee for the first time. Maybe she had it before, but it might have been automatically disposed of by the secretary. After all, not every letter needs to be read by the supervisor in person. busy man.

If every employee has to give a response, the envelope may not be finished from morning to night, so after screening, it is enough to get only what the secretary thinks can be shown to the supervisor.

[Director, here is a letter of opinion written to you by an employee, written in real name, from a clerical employee of the Welfare Department, Linda.This little girl really wants you to take a look, not throw it in the trash. 】

【She was anxious and helpless, and she cried in front of me. 】

The artificial intelligence recounted the scene at that time in a flat tone, but with her facial expression and calm tone, the reading was really ironic, and it felt weird again.

In layman's terms, it's like a robber broke into a private house and killed an innocent family, leaving a little girl alone, and even comforted the girl, don't cry, don't cry, and gave a few pieces of candy, and then the girl recognized the robber as a relative , recognize the thief as the father.

Although it is an inappropriate metaphor, no matter whether it is a department head or a company supervisor, the death of an employee is inseparable from the death of the employee, and it is the company, or even the entire city, that drives the employee to death. However, the employee can only ask for a sliver of sympathy from the company , pinning their hopes on the company's benevolence.

I even want to be grateful to the company, knelt down and yelled a word of gratitude, and when the word "blessing" was pasted, I felt sick. Obviously every word is beautiful, but together it becomes irony.

Linda, a civil servant in the Welfare Department, wrote a letter to X, which stated very simply that her friend Tiffany had fallen into the wolf's stomach, but she turned to her minister for help, and her proposal to rescue her friend was rejected.

Ms. Chesed has always been considerate of employees, but this very gentle Welfare Department refused such a reasonable request for help. She had no choice but to turn to the supervisor X for help, hoping to get help from the supervisor.

She heard that the company's new supervisor is friendly and close to the people, values ​​the life of every employee, and really cares about the employees. When accidents happen, many employees have saved their lives because of the correct command of the supervisor, so at the request of the Minister of Demand After the help was fruitless, he turned to the minister's superior - the supervisor.