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The designer of this company must be a very cruel person, an indifferent and harsh tyrant, anyone who sees them will have to say a word - black tyrant, devil.

The demon is black, with golden eyes, indifferent and cruel.

Although it will not be stained with blood by itself, every number written by the quill determines the life and death of countless lives. Every time its wings are flapped, countless families will be destroyed.

A real executioner will not hold a knife in his hand, but the hell he has created is even worse than Satan.

X opened the containment unit of [F-01-57], and sneaked in, like an ignorant lamb that was sucked into a tiger's mouth.

Hmm...or maybe a wolf in sheep's clothing?

"Hey, hello, [F-01-57], everyone said, you are a mercenary, right?"

X greeted the cool guy leaning against the corner, the humanoid anomaly had no interest in the opened containment unit, and the 'guest' came and just glanced at it.

Compared to a big wolf with a head full of wolf cubs, [F-01-57] is much more normal, not only the containment unit is normal, but also its personality and attitude are normal.

This heroic female warrior has no obvious malice towards humans, and is a normal existence that can communicate.

"Well, I'm a professional mercenary, if you need help, please entrust me."

Its red eyes turned to the X direction, and the sharp shark-tooth mask moved, and its vivid and bright red appearance made people feel that the mask was alive.

The voice is not pleasant, and has a somewhat hoarse feeling, but perhaps it is this hoarseness that creates the unique voice of 【F-01-57】——

Although hoarse, it can still be clearly recognized that it is a woman.

Just like the greedy and shameless wolf, [F-01-57] is also a charming woman who may not be elegant.

It's not particularly tall, about 1.7 meters, compared with those huge monsters in the company, it is simply a 'pocket' type.

Although most of the humanoid abnormalities retain their humanoid appearance, they are also beyond the range of ordinary people, such as having a strange-shaped head, multiple arms, and a height of more than two meters.

But [F-01-57] looks like a mysterious woman wearing a red hooded cloak, a black vest, and a strange mask. It is neither ferocious nor curious.

Except for the chilling feeling and the sweet smell of blood, it will not cause much impact and mental damage to the employees visually.

Somewhat similar to the temperament of the Minister of Corrections, X felt that perhaps the prototype of this Abnormal Body came from one of his ministers...

This is not an unreasonable guess, but the origin of the abnormal body itself is a product extracted from an abstract concept, and it is a concrete concept of a certain prototype.

This can be a well-known urban legend, or a strong episode of a certain event that happened, or the product of a certain person's emotional extremes.

Even painful and intense memories can be transformed into abnormal bodies.

Perhaps the abnormal body of the company is the product created by a former employee or a certain executive after certain treatment.

This is a product of idealism, but it is very reasonable.

Pleasure is short, but pain is eternal... The pain that is worse than tearing the chest will create twisted products.

Although Angela has always said that the abnormal body is some terrifying alien species, but X is convinced that the source of the abnormal body is human beings, human beings themselves.

Who knows which unlucky former employee of [Beauty and the Beast] dormant on the ground is?

Of course a human being can become a strange body, but it is impossible for a strange body to become a human being. This transformation is irreversible, just like cooking an egg. Can a cooked egg turn into a raw one?

Then I'm afraid I have to go back in time and go back to the time before boiled eggs.

Of course, no matter which person in the company the prototype of the Abnormality is, when these stories are fabricated and turned into reality, these Abnormalities also strictly abide by the setting of the story.

The grotesque born in the ghost talk, of course, firmly believes in his past.

The story of Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf, the hunter named Little Red Riding Hood hunts down the cunning and bad wolf, never stops.

"I am an experienced mercenary. In the past, the cost of hiring me would have been very high, but in this case, I am willing to give you a little discount."

【F-01-57】Crossing arms, talking coolly.

It is a mercenary, accepting anyone's entrustment, just as the staff described, it has no obvious malice towards humans, and it accepts employment, although it is a stinky fart.

During the time X was looking at it, it had already posed three poses, and I don't know who it was showing off to.

"It's much better. I'll think about it, but before I do that, I have to look at your resume. Do you have a resume? Otherwise, the experience won't count."

"Our company only recruits mercenaries through formal channels, and does not accept opening the back door through relationships."

X pretended to take out his notepad, and made two random gestures, using it to pretend to be a guy from the personnel department.

"What? What's a resume?"

[F-01-57] He widened his red eyes, if it wasn't for the mask covering his expression, he would have been so shocked that his mouth would have grown——

After being a mercenary for so many years, it was the first time she heard someone talk about resumes to her.

"Well, let me explain it to you. It is a report with your many years of experience in the industry, so that our company can know exactly how your ability and reputation are guaranteed."

"Our company has a lot of people who sharpen their heads and rush in every day, so the auditing standards will be stricter. Of course, our fees are also high."

X was bluffing, as if the few words that just came out of his mouth were true.

Maybe it's true...but which company's Abnormal Body still needs to submit a resume?Abnormal bodies are all creations extracted by the company, and they are not things of unknown origin.

Knowing the basics... Maybe hiring [F-01-57] is more secure than [Rabbit], because the abnormal body will never step out of the company, and the company takes care of these monsters.

It's a corporate secret, a corporate property, a corporate creation of the singularity.

Wing will never tolerate the eggs in the nest being stolen by outsiders...

"..."

"I don't have a resume..."

【F-01-57】Maybe it is as straightforward as its prototype, but it is surprisingly honest and reasonable when it is not violent.

If it were a certain brazen big wolf, he would have licked it slickly and played a rascal long ago.

Reasoning is only useful to people who are reasonable and can understand it, but to a beast who doesn't know what the rules are, it's bullshit.

The beast's mind can only think about how to get the female mate and how many litters of wolf cubs should be born.

It's hard to imagine who the prototype [F-02-58] of the [Possibly Bad Wolf] is... This kind of evil intention really makes people shudder.

Generally speaking, what kind of thoughts do the prototypes have, and what kind of thoughts do these abnormal bodies extracted from those concepts have? They are the extreme realization of certain desires...

Like the prototype of [Puncture Paradise], it probably also has some terrible and sickly extreme ideas.

God knows why there are so many abnormalities in the company who have a pathological obsession with the supervisor?Maybe the loyal, reliable and considerate beautiful secretary will have some clues?

At least X, who is very dull in some aspects, doesn't feel anything wrong, she just thinks that the company's abnormal body is a bit too enthusiastic, and it's better to stay away if possible.

But sometimes it is possible to use the characteristics of the Abnormal Body to seek more benefits for the company, and it only needs X to make a little sacrifice.

Wouldn't it be nice to pay a small, insignificant price to make those grumpy whims cool down and obey?And it can also increase energy production, killing three birds with one stone.

The supervisor has really paid too much for this company. Perhaps one day when the company is on the verge of bankruptcy due to poor management, X will resolutely debut and become an idol to save the company.

Of course, this is unlikely, because energy companies are so poor that they only have money left, and mastering energy means mastering countless banknotes.

If you only need to pay some energy to get the assistance of an Abnormality, that would be worth it.

But although it's worth it, why can't it be more worth it, let the Abnormality directly work for the company for free?

X's abacus was knocked and knocked, and he felt that the cost could be lowered even lower, and it was directly reduced to zero, so that the mercenary in front of him who was not very good at thinking would work for him for nothing.

"Don't have a resume? Well, it doesn't matter, it's too late, let me introduce myself first, [F-01-57], I'll write a resume for you."

X blinked at the red hooded mercenary, with a gentle and amiable smile on his face.

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The author's words:

This year's World Cup is really unpopular, it's been a magical year, and there's still a lot to write about.

There are still five days until next month, but I am [-] words short of the half-year award. These days, I will be meowing more and more, and I will do it if I can’t.

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"Let's start with self-introduction. Don't worry, the resume is not a difficult thing to prepare. As long as you follow the process, you can get it done easily."

X's smile is like a cunning fox, or a black-hearted intermediary who is trying to lure people into the factory. This needs to be hung on the street lamp as a pendant for reflection.

After studying with the black-hearted secretary for so long, not to mention five points in the technique of kidnapping, he has learned at least three points.

There is also the set of bullying the weak and fearing the hard, I learned from the head of the security department, only looking for soft persimmons, and adapting to the wind~

The arrogance of relying on the strength of the secretary to pretend to be a tiger is not to mention too arrogant.

To deal with such an arrogant supervisor, the best way is to punish severely and educate them well, and it is only good to touch the cat until it meows.

"Name, gender, occupation, and personal hobbies and goals, um... If there is a wonderful story, it is also a good bonus item, preferably from my own personal experience."

X just naturally sat down on the chair that should belong to [F-01-57].

The company provided the best bedroom for this mysterious mercenary——

[F-01-57]'s containment unit is actually its bedroom, and the bedroom is full of wasteland style to cater to the mercenary's preferences.

The chair is an old thing with lost teeth, and it makes a creaking sound when you sit on it, which makes people worry about whether the chair is solid.

The table is that kind of retro log table, covered with a layer of red checked tablecloth, to be honest... the cost of getting these things is definitely more expensive than a whole set of hardcover furniture.

In the city, raw materials are much more expensive than those made from industrial synthetic materials, and it is rare to see even a single sprout on the waste soil, let alone a complete log.

There are also decorations that meet the taste of [F-01-57] on the walls, and various knives and gun models are hung on the walls as decorations for the containment unit.

In a sense, this treatment is even better than that of employees...

The company will try its best to provide a comfortable environment for the Abnormalities, and make corresponding modifications to the containment units according to their requirements——

to make sure they are willing and peaceful to stay in their containment unit.

"Well, are there no snacks here... Slightly, it seems that there are none. Why don't you even have the most basic tea?"

X rummaged around, but couldn't find anything worthwhile to eat from [F-01-57]'s table. It seems that [F-01-57] has no need for food, not some gluttonous wolf.

"..."

"...I have wine here if you need it, it's in the left drawer."

The red hooded mercenary stared at X's actions, not knowing what he was thinking, but after hearing X's words that sounded like complaints, he immediately picked up the quarrel.

Obviously in the employee's report, this eccentric mercenary is not so 'polite' and 'enthusiastic'.

[F-01-57] is described in employee reports as arrogant, arrogant, arrogant, and paranoid and neurotic.

That kind of friendliness is usually only relative to the attitude of other abnormalities, it agrees to make a deal, and uses energy to do business.

This doesn't mean it won't hurt employees, in fact, [F-01-57] will pick up a pistol and shoot employees in the head when they are in a bad temper.

If anyone dared to talk to this eccentric mercenary like that, he would have already become a target on the wall, not to mention asking for tea and snacks in such an anti-customer manner.

Probably... Abnormalities are double-standard.

When dealing with X, this eccentric red hooded mercenary was unexpectedly patient, and even showed off his abilities a bit.

It is very willing and cooperative to show its skills and introduce itself to X... Maybe this is not filling out a resume, or doing something else.

"You can call me [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary], I am a mercenary by profession, a single woman, and my personal hobby is hunting. I am hunting a cunning beast..."

"By the way, do you like real fur coats? I'd like to peel off the animal's skin to make you a dress... Now this one doesn't look good, and those rags are very bad."

The abnormal body named "Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary" is staring at X like a radar detector.

Its eyes stayed on the white bandages on the [Judger of Justice] worn by X. Most likely, the bandages wrapped around them were regarded as tattered by the mercenary.

It was in a hurry to skin some animal as a gift, and when courting a female, you have to bring some decent gifts, right?This is common sense.

"Really? Needlework? That's pretty cool, uh... that's sort of a specialty, I'll make a note of it."

X was completely unaware of the hidden meaning in the words of the mercenary in front of her and the hints that were almost sticking to her face. She completely translated the words of [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary] into other meanings.

Do leather coats?Doesn't that mean that this carefree-looking mercenary is ingenious and meticulous?

Needlework is a specialty!write it on.

X scribbled in his notepad, recording the legendary mercenary's amazing story and one-sided, completely subjective boasting introduction.

"Of course, when I learned to sew a hood, I was 15 years old...by then I was used to sharpening the ax in the garden every day instead of picking flowers."

"How about it, do you want to hire me? It's very expensive to change normally, but I can offer you a special offer now, and I'll give you a discount. There's only one premise-"

The Little Red Riding Hood mercenary suddenly approached and walked around X, as if he was observing or sniffing something.