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This made X a little nervous. She was worried that she smelled like a wolf, but it was already yesterday. She took a shower several times to make sure that no wolf's saliva got on her clothes.

And at noon today, X took a shower again, and now the shower gel is full of scent, which is a faint scent of jasmine—Minister Geburah seems to prefer this one.

Mainly based on the information provided by the Ministry of Intelligence, [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary] is very sensitive to anything related to [The Big and Possibly Bad Wolf].

Whether it's breath, hair or wounds caused by wolves, this red mercenary will fall into a state of extreme hyperactivity and madness, which will make [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary] lose control.

X didn't expect to have trouble with the Abnormal Body fleeing in the middle of the day, and the trouble caused by him as the supervisor, how embarrassing it would be——

Make trouble for the secretary, and make trouble for the minister of the department.

X is not someone who likes to cause trouble, especially if such trouble affects his own performance.

"Well, is there something... smell on me? If not, I will continue writing?"

"I have to think carefully about hiring you. Although I am the supervisor, I still have to consider other people's opinions, and I cannot fully represent the company."

X asked what was so strange about the Red Riding Hood mercenary circling around him, but only got a sniff and a sniff.

And when X raised his arm, Little Red Riding Hood's mercenary's eyes were piercing, inexplicably hot, but fortunately, X had long been used to such similar eyes, and it was no surprise.

The company's AI likes to use this kind of veiled or straightforward gaze to aim at him. At one point, X wondered if Angela drew a bastard on his face while he was sleeping.

Otherwise, why is it so attractive? Could it be that the chain of the trouser belt is not tightened?

But [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary] is a more 'polite' type, it won't touch it directly, but it's already a little impatient.

It was probably X's repeated refusal to say 'think about it' which made her impatient.

Abnormalities have bad tempers, not to mention licking their faces and telling others that the employment fee is discounted and others ignore it.

"Why are you a mother-in-law? Have you thought about it? Except this time, there will be no discount next time. Before I came to this company, I have been working as a mercenary. I am more suitable for dealing with those bastards than your soft-hearted employees."

She was trying to sell, trying to sell herself.

"Entrust me, you won't suffer, just leave those bastards to me to deal with them! Have you seen my weapons, this can cut off their bones, and this can blow their heads off."

The Little Red Riding Hood mercenary took out the saw knife and handgun from his waist, and showed it to X as if showing off, trying to prove his excellent ability.

X looked at the blood-stained meat saw, the blood on it seemed as if it had never dried up, and the semi-coagulated blood was hanging on the surface of the blade, overflowing with hostility.

And the seemingly old gunpowder also faintly smelled of gunpowder, making people feel that a gunpowder might explode at any time.

"Well, what's your asking price? It's not easy to make money these days, and these alone may not be enough."

X secretly calculated the price, and felt that the price could be suppressed. This abnormal body with a 'bad brain' is a good target to be squeezed.

Then X saw this Abnormal Body stretch out two fingers, made a gesture, and slowly... the thumb turned up, and the index finger pointed forward, showing a pistol shape.

"Two hundred PE-Boxes? That's too expensive—uh, what's this?"

X doesn't know much about sign language, or what the gesture means.

"It's free, and the energy is all yours, but I have to mention some conditions. Of course, these are not harsh conditions."

The Little Red Riding Hood mercenary pointed at X's collar, and the scarlet eyes with golden background revealed an indescribable taste.

This made X feel a little bad. Although her stupid head hadn't realized anything yet, the woman's intuition had already started to sound the alarm.

It has been more than ten days since I joined the job, and those who have no intuition will be trained to intuition, accumulating a lot of unnecessary experience.

Where there are pies that fall from the sky and meals that can be eaten for free, these are all priced, and the chips have already been marked in secret.

But people are greedy, always delusional about having a free lunch.

X still had a fluke in his mind, thinking that this was a 'good employee' who could be squeezed... Well, it's not certain who will be squeezed when the time comes.

"Are you the boss here? Well, I have a condition, that is, if you see an insidious, cunning, damned bastard, please remember to tell me, and leave that bastard for me to kill. "

"That bastard's fur is blue, fluffy, and disgusting...but it's not bad when it's peeled off. It can be used as a hat, as well as a scarf and gloves."

When the 'bastard' was mentioned, the tone of Little Red Riding Hood's mercenary became visibly excited, a lot more excited, but her eyeballs were fixed on X again, without any deviation.

Perhaps this abnormal body is observing X's face and attitude towards this matter?It's hard to imagine that the Abnormal Body can still talk and do things based on the face of human beings.

But X didn't notice it, she just breathed a sigh of relief, it turned out that she just wanted the big bad wolf, it was easy to handle, but she was worried that no one would deal with the lawless big bad wolf.

Dare to say disrespectful words to the supervisor about the birth of ten litters of wolf cubs, not to mention skinning once, at least ten layers of skin are enough, from hats to coats to sofas and blankets, all of them must be missing!

This has to be done with real leather and fidelity wolf fur.

The big bad wolf is so big, its teeth are so sharp, and its claws are so thick, it is worth a lot of money.

Several meters of complete wolf skin can be used to make sofas, blankets, windbreakers and quilts.

And the teeth, which are the size of an employee's head, can be used for carving, processed into handicrafts, or turned into weapons after special treatment, and can even be made into specimens and hung on the bedside of the bedroom.

The wide and thick wolf paws can be stewed in a pot after being blanched and plucked until they are soft and rotten, so that the supervisor can enjoy the delicious honey wolf paws.

There are no bear paws, but wolf paws are fine.

Just thinking about how big a wolf's paw, which is bigger than a washbasin, becomes a pot of delicacy, X's saliva is about to flow out.

And because the Abnormal Body cannot be completely killed, but can only be suppressed temporarily, the wolf skin, wolf meat, and wolf paws can all be regenerated repeatedly. If one skin is not enough for home furnishing, then ten more will be added!

Immediately, with the help of Little Red Riding Hood mercenaries, [The Big and Possibly Bad Wolf] in X's eyes changed from a █ wolf who likes to harass into a 'cash crop' full of treasures.

It can be called leeks, and after one crop is cut, another crop grows.

Thinking about it this way, hiring [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary] with a 'high salary' is really a good deal that kills three birds with one stone. After passing this shop, there will be another one.

[Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary] Can help me get rid of wolves, cramp and peel the skin, and after finishing this animal, the skin and meat are still my own, is there such a good thing?

Except that the "sweet singing voice" of the big bad wolf is really disturbing, and every time he howls, the abnormal bodies in other containment units will rush out to ask for an explanation, which is really good.

X was already moved, and wanted to agree to [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary]'s self-recommendation, but his caring secretary Angela said that you can't just believe what others say, you will be deceived.

What if it's a scam?It said it was free, but in fact, he nodded and signed the contract to enter the factory.

So X's expression moved, his eyebrows raised slightly, showing an expression that this matter can't be done, and he has to pay more.

"Well, it sounds very good, but ma'am, how can there be such a good thing in the world, why do you spare no effort to help our company?"

"You must know that the employees under my command are all cunning and fishy as long as no one is watching."

Even when the company bans on-the-job alcohol, crafty employees still pack beer in their thermoses and take a sip now and then.

But because the degree is very low, if nothing happens, just turn a blind eye and close one eye and let it go. Drinking beer is better than drinking alcohol, and drinking alcohol is better than taking enkephalins.

People can't be better than better, they can only be better than bad, pick out the better one out of a pile of bad and worse.

As for this set of rhetoric about being willing to work for others, Little Red Riding Hood mercenaries have long been prepared to convince the woman in front of them.

"You know, I've had a feud with that damn beast for a long time, and the story goes back to a time long, long ago that no one remembers."

"There's no one winning our fight, but all I can think about is how to tear that bastard apart more brutally and painfully."

"Only by hanging that bastard's head on my bed, can I sleep peacefully. For this reason, I came here after wandering around."

"Here's what I hunt, and that's what I live for."

There were many scars on the black light armor of the Little Red Riding Hood mercenary, and judging from the size and shape of the scars, they should be left by wolf's paws. They have been fighting with each other for a long time, but the hunting never stops.

Because no side will fall forever, this is a never-ending hunt, only kill and be killed, get killed and then stand up again and continue to join the battlefield.

Its speech is very sincere and generous. Since it has successfully earned X's goodwill and sympathy, although the story of the abnormal body may not be true, there will always be a prototype that is circulated.

Perhaps it was because Little Red Riding Hood's family was attacked by wolves that the girl became a cold mercenary, sharpening her knives and cleaning the gun chambers of black powder every day.

Although it is a stupid idea to sympathize with the abnormal body, it is not an accident to empathize with the abnormal body. Perhaps after resonance, you can understand the abnormal body more deeply and then gain their power.

Blindly resisting is not enough, and blindly accepting is also not enough. This has to be weighed repeatedly, grasping a moderate value, and using the power of the abnormal body for me.

"Well, okay, then you are our company's... er, probationary employee from now on. If you do well, you can become a full-time employee. If there is anything, I will notify you."

X maintained a serious and serious expression on the surface, but he was overjoyed in his heart. He earned a free labor force for nothing, and he didn't have to feel bad when he died.

Abnormal bodies are resistant to beatings and will not really die. This is much more capable than employees, and the most important thing is - free!

Seeing the word free, X couldn't move. She liked the free lunch provided by the secretary the most, and the free snacks provided by Minister Chesed, which always firmly attracted X's attention.

"Remember, if you see that long-haired bastard, you must tell me! Don't forget! When I chop off that bastard's head someday, I can make you a coat and give it to you."

Before X left, Little Red Riding Hood mercenary reminded him again, as if worried that X would forget.

[Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary] It is true that he is more capable of suppressing abnormalities than the employees, but this mercenary who is good at hunting and fighting is still so clumsy and powerless when facing his sweetheart.

It's good not to know how to speak, and you can't use other methods to cover up your true thoughts.

And when X had half stepped out of the containment unit, the mercenary suddenly called out to stop X again.

"By the way, this is for you, take it."

She threw the pistol on her waist at X, then came over again and handed the sharpened butcher knife upside down, with the handle facing X, and the hook with the blade facing the other side. look at yourself.

Human beings are delicate and fragile, unlike Abnormalities, they can still be alive and kicking after being stabbed a few times.

"Hey? Then what do you do?"

X looked at the free weapon, his head was a little dazed, and he was in a daze. There were too many good things today, and it was a bit unreal.

"I still have a lot of spares here. This is considered a betrothal gift. Keep it well. If I find out that you gave this away, I will hang your head on the wall."

Little Red Riding Hood's mercenary was still holding his throat and speaking in a 'gentle' tone, but after the first half of his speech, the second half revealed his secrets, and he changed to a fierce look, full of threats.

"what?!"

X hadn't realized what the meaning of "head hanging on the wall" in the back half was, he was kicked out of the containment unit by Little Red Riding Hood mercenaries, and his butt hurt.

Familiar kicking method, familiar strength.

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The author's words:

Xie forced meow, pain mask.

I didn't work hard in the first half of the month, so I had to repay the debt at the end of the second half of the month, like a primary school student who was catching up with homework on the last day of the holiday, and it will never be like this next month.

The human limit is [-] characters, meow! ! !

2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 237 220. Wow, Golden Legend!

[So you got these things from it?I remember I told you, don't just accept food from strangers, right? 】

【There is a price to pay, you should be clear. 】

The secretary almost wanted to kick the woman in front of her. The buttocks needed to be kicked. It felt good and flexible, just like the upturned tail, it was born to be kicked.

It's really a pity that the woman in front of me can report in front of me as if she was ashamed and asking for credit. If nothing else, Qi AI really has a hand, and I don't know who has to pay for the screen damage in the supervisory room.

The WAW-level Abnormality, the weapon used by [Little Red Riding Hood Mercenary] is in X's hand, and it is stuffed into X's pocket like a gift of fifty cents.

But this doesn't mean it's a good thing, it can only mean that the woman in front of her is being targeted by the abnormal body again.

Because the abnormal body will not treat anyone well for no reason...

[Elf Feast] will heal the wounds of the employees and soothe the spirit of the employees, but the essential purpose is to keep the food fresh and want to eat each other.

And the other Abnormalities are not bad. There are many Abnormalities in the company that will have positive effects on employees, but all of them have a high price that may be paid at any time.

Like making friends with the Abnormality, getting a stone that can heal wounds, or a thriving tree of life to soothe the mood of employees, and more... receiving a "special gift among friends" from the Abnormality.

These can indeed help employees, but it would be a big mistake to think that you are the special lucky one who has been favored, because——

This just means that ta has been marked by the Abnormal Body, marked as a prey, and may evolve into the offspring of the Abnormal Body or become fodder at any time, and then die suddenly after being 'struck by a mine'.

The woman in front of her was obviously the type who could attract the attention of the Abnormal Body no matter where she went. Although she was not necessarily full of malice, it might be worse than malice.

And this is due to the 'good father' or 'irresponsible mother' who never showed up.

Despite the disappearance of flesh and blood, those paranoid and pathological attachments may have been integrated into every cogito, so the monsters that were born all carried this extreme emotion.

Translate, there are more competitors, cock-tailed pussy estrogen everywhere.

This is the most troublesome point for the secretary, but he can't find any good countermeasures.

You can't really tie the cat in the cage, so you will only get angry and stubborn lions and waste all your previous efforts.

To put it in a more vivid description, it is a bunch of codes. The codes are badly typed and have many bugs, but they can run. If you delete the bugs, you can’t run, so it can only be like that.

Even if the power of artificial intelligence is overwhelming, there is nothing to do about it. Love cannot be bought, and it is difficult to coerce or lure.

"No way, Little Red Riding Hood mercenary is a good person, a very good person."