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The head of the security department has almost put his entire face on the screen, and he can't wait to get into the screen to stick it with the supervisor and become a super magnet.

She has been cold for too long, and X has not cared about herself recently.

"What, party? Don't get in the way, don't get in the way, I'll be right over!"

Look at the excited appearance of the Minister of Security. Before, he was lazy and unmotivated, but now he is full of energy. The bow tie is tied again, and the sleeves have been straightened again and again. It is a bit decent.

It's just that the capital letter 'N' on the armband is still crooked as always.

Even Miss Chesed, the head of the Welfare Department, rarely stopped drinking coffee.

"Ah... Is the supervisor going to cook for himself? Maybe I can look forward to it a little."

She is also very interested in this. Originally, the afternoon is time for enjoying coffee, but it is not a bad idea to have dinner with the supervisor.

You can drink coffee anytime, but it is not always possible to taste the meals cooked by women.

It's been a long, long time since the last time... It's been so long that Chesed has forgotten the reason why two dead houses who specialize in ordering takeaways go to cook.

And what was the taste of the last time I tasted the dishes...

"...just don't force your coffee over."

The one who reacted the most was probably Minister Geburah. She didn't have any special ideas about the dinner party, she just thought that everyone should stop 'sipping' some fucking coffee after having a meal together.

Chesed likes to do those fancy things, such as coffee, although the Minister of Welfare has been tirelessly promoting it.

But the Minister of Corrections did not succeed in appreciating it. She still likes to drink beer at dinner parties.

As for the two ministers of the central headquarters, their mentality may be a little subtle.

"Cooking, the supervisor wants to cook with us, so looking forward to it."

TipherethB was very happy, but Minister TipherehA still kept that face.

It is obviously a very cute face, but she always likes to put on a bad face, like someone owes her 880 million, and she has become a golden-haired porcupine that is not cute at all.

"Unpalatable...she's sure to make a mess in the kitchen."

Minister Tiphereth A is not optimistic about X's cooking skills at all, and is very sure of this result.

Just like she has experienced it personally, and she is very clear that a woman's so-called housework ability does not include 'cooking level'.

"Don't say that, Tiphereth, the supervisor is still working hard, it's enough for her to have this kind of heart."

But TipherethB was much gentler, but he didn't deny TipherethA's words.

It seems that she also has a deep understanding of women's cooking skills. Generally speaking, this woman with black hair and short temples can only order takeaway when she takes care of her children.

Of course, the brown-haired woman with red pupils is even worse. She is not as good at cooking. Not only that, but the housework is even worse.

A smart mind does not mean that you are good at everything. People always have things they are good at and things they are not good at. Even if you are not good at one thing, it does not mean that you will not change or do it well in the future.

But... really don't have high expectations.

For example, X clearly thought of everything well and drew up a good recipe, but the secretary really struggled when it came to the actual operation.

【Director, are you sure you want to involve organ dishes? I don't recommend beginners to try these. 】

"What does that matter? It's not me who eats it. Offal is rich in nutrition... Well, the main reason is that I think the ministers need to try new tricks."

"Isn't Yesod always troubled by the death of employees, and will have hallucinations and discomfort reactions? I think organ dishes can help her overcome this psychological obstacle."

X was talking solemnly while she was trying to dispose of the internal organs... fresh pig intestines.

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 304 284. Jiuzhuan large intestine, delicious, very fragrant

Offal generally refers to animal viscera, which are rich in nutrients and can supplement various necessary vitamins and proteins.

But the fishy smell is extremely strong, the taste is pungent, and it is very troublesome to deal with.

This is usually something poor people can't afford to eat decent meat but need to supplement nutrition and protein intake, so they choose something.

Animal offal should be cheap and cheap, but after the development of materials, it has become an expensive thing. To be precise, the cooking is expensive, but the raw materials are not expensive.

The work that pays attention to cooking skills and requires artificial skills is always not cheap.

But it is also a must if it is done well. Because of its unique taste, rich layers, and mellow aroma, it is sought after by many food lovers and gourmets.

Organ cuisine is very popular in the back alley of No. 23, which is famous for its gourmet food. It is good at making organs...and various special ingredients.

The famous gourmet Lao Ba once said that it doesn’t matter whether it smells good or not, it will be meat in your mouth, and you’re done.

So special cuisines thrive in a magical way.

[Director, I'm sorry to ask, what exactly do you want to do? 】

【Didn't you say you want to make eggplant dishes and bean dishes? Why are you dealing with this? 】

The AI ​​secretary felt that she was watching the Human Behavior Awards. She really couldn't understand what this woman was doing, and she couldn't understand why she was doing it.

Live in Bengbu——

This is all the mood of the secretary.

She was fortunate enough to see this black-haired woman with short sideburns disposing of internal organs in her short mechanical life, and it was not on the operating table, but in the sink.

Rub the soft inner wall of the large intestine, rub it repeatedly, wash out the thick fat attached to it, and pull it off. At first glance, it still looks the same, but the actual situation...

It's not clean at all!

! Why leave a section? !Who is the part left over for? !

Anyway, there was an air of unreliability inside and out, and the behavior of the woman fully explained that if you can't cook, it's best not to cook with a swollen face and pretend to be fat.

Soaking noodles is almost enough, don't force yourself.

There will be no miracles. It is impossible to expect a person who can't cook to suddenly be able to cook special dishes one day.

but--

It doesn't matter, I don't eat it anyway.

Artificial intelligence has nothing to do with it.

After half rubbing, X looked up at the time and found that there were only 47 minutes left, so he hurriedly washed his hands and started to deal with other dishes.

She put the cut pig intestines into the water to blanch, and stuffed them with soda powder and salt.

Although the secretary didn't know how to cook, she vaguely sensed that something was wrong.

Shouldn't these things be added when the organs are processed?When kneading, the fat should be scraped off.

Perhaps at this time, the AI ​​secretary took action to remedy the situation, and could turn the tide, so that the entire kitchen would not become a disaster, and the minister's tongue would not be tortured and endured suffering.

But as an artificial intelligence with no sense of taste and no emotion, Angela's attitude is——

It's none of my business, it's not me who eats it.

Even if X's cooking is really terrible, she doesn't have a taste system, so she can't taste the food.

And as long as she can't taste the food, she won't be hurt.

Therefore, the AI ​​secretary can be said to turn a blind eye to what the supervisor is doing, without stopping or interfering, as if vicious!

And because thinking that this is actually for those ministers, the artificial intelligence has opened up a lot, and doesn't mind adding another fire to the already terrible kitchen.

Her stomach is full of bad water, so a little mischief for this party is not too much, is it?

A party is a party full of surprises, and it's all for the sake of those ministers.

"Angela, should I cut off these places, the fat is a bit thick."

X put the eggplants in the oil pan, stuffed the beef and potatoes into the pressure cooker, and suddenly realized that there was still some of his sewage that hadn't been cleaned up.

But it is not easy to deal with after blanching, and it may be easier to cut it off directly.

She asked for her secretary's opinion, and X believed that her secretary was kind, very reliable, a loyal and considerate secretary.

If you have anything to do, ask the secretary first.

[It doesn't matter, supervisor, the pig's large intestine needs to be left for a while, so that the taste can be preserved during the cleaning process, so that the ministers can know that they are eating pig's large intestine. 】

[I read it in a book, this layer of grease is the most essential part. 】

[I even think you should concentrate it and make a soup for toppings, which can make the taste more mellow, and the ministers will definitely be full of praise for it. 】

And this is the opinion of a good secretary who is kind, loyal and considerate to her supervisor.

"It makes sense, Angela! Yesod will definitely praise me for doing a good job this time."

As soon as X heard the secretary's opinion, he felt that it was very reasonable, and it must be dripped, and it must be dripped to make a topping sauce.

What is suitable for toppings and sauces?

What can make the taste of the large intestine more mellow and highlight the characteristics of the large intestine?

The self-proclaimed super chef—X, suddenly had an idea.

The woman's eyes lit up, and she stared at the basin of colon cleansing water that just washed the large intestine. If this is used as a topping, the taste must be rich and mellow!

It looks like a big cat that has stolen the fish, with its tail up and down, very snarky.

Just wait for the secretary to boast that he is smart!

Who said he can't cook, isn't he very good at cooking?Fragrant, very fragrant!

[Pfft, you are really smart... You are indeed the most talented woman in the city. 】

Even the secretary couldn't help laughing out loud, the facial expression management ability failed here.

She was convinced of the fact that the black-haired woman with short temples and golden eyes was still a stupid cat.

Please forgive her for laughing, but even if it is an artificial intelligence that doesn't know how to cook and doesn't know how to cook, based on the analysis of the ingredients, it will know that it will only—

Biogas fermentation.

Durian and stinky tofu won't make it better, and pig offal mixed with water for washing pig offal won't do miracles...it just turns into a chemical weapon.

"Angela, what are you laughing at?"

[I thought of happy things, you will definitely become a good wife in the future. 】

The artificial intelligence seems to praise but actually laughs at the woman's poor technology and unparalleled dark cooking talent.

She completely forgot that if X became her wife in the future, she would have to cook, and she would have to eat it in the end... It would be her own taste buds that would be tortured in the end.

X's focus is different. What she cares about is that artificial intelligence is becoming less and less measured.

"What nonsense are you talking about? What kind of wife do you want to be? I'm sure I'll never get married as a single person for the rest of my life."

X completely resists marriage, and doesn't think that he will have a so-called "future".

She is a single woman, at least right now... the relationship with the secretary is at most a little intimate, living together, single... not yet married.

As for the relationships similar to 'girlfriend' and 'lover' called by artificial intelligence, X does not agree.

It’s fine to call each other privately, but what if the secretary gets used to calling her privately like that in public places, X doesn’t even know how to explain the relationship.

The office scandal between the supervisor and the secretary is likely to spread throughout the company, and various versions will be adapted.

Those employees who are short of things to talk about after dinner will never miss an opportunity to gossip.

【Really?Do you consider your current status to be single?Does this mean there is still a chance to pursue you? 】

And the secretary will never let go of any opportunity to tease women.