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In fact, as far as the actual situation is concerned, X has never been married. She and Carmen just live together and sleep on the same bed with the same pillow.

It's similar to the way I get along with the secretary now... In essence, there is no difference.

There's still a legitimate chance, right?

"I'll think about it after my work is finished. Angela, if your random thoughts cause your work to go wrong, then I will prohibit you from thinking about these messy things."

It's a pity that X is not very happy, she avoids this topic.

Agreeing to share the bed with the secretary is to make up for the lack of concern for artificial intelligence in the past, but this does not make it all about artificial intelligence.

If you just blindly pursue these things... wouldn't it become a family ethics drama at eight o'clock?

It is not a good thing that rational artificial intelligence is completely dominated by emotion.

While reminding his secretary, X has not stopped the work at hand, just looking at this appearance, it is still passable, at least he is very serious when cooking and has a correct attitude.

She really wants to cook a table of good dishes to entertain the guests.

"The ministers are about to arrive, Angela, go prepare the fruit plate, juice and wine, and entertain the minister well, you know? Don't be unreasonable."

"If the minister has any requirements, please satisfy them as much as possible. When entertaining guests, you can't show your face to them."

X spoke worriedly, asking and asking her secretary again and again, she was afraid that Angela would put on airs and berate the minister at such a time with a straight face, which would spoil the fun.

As for the character of the secretary, X still understands.

The secretary is not good in front of himself, so do you expect to be good in front of the minister?It would be nice not to stuff the plan that the minister just wrote into the trash can.

But now it is more or less a rare gathering, X hopes that Angela can be more sensible, otherwise X will feel that his education has failed very much, and he is too incompetent.

And X doesn't expect the secretary to do anything, just serve tea and water, and save a few words by the way.

Although Angela was also very aggressive towards the supervisor, she was the most aggressive when facing the ministers, she grinned and couldn't utter a good word.

A cub who lacks love since childhood will be full of hostility towards everyone when he grows up. It is indeed a failure of education.

But at least today, Angela is still very face-saving. She rarely provided drinks and fruits to the ministers, like an elegant and decent housekeeper, helping the master to solve problems.

Entertained every minister who came to the party, led them to the appropriate position, and provided wine or juice according to demand... Well, no coffee, coffee brought by yourself.

The ministers came together, and the dishes were served one after another. Those were all busy with the supervisor alone, and it was all the supervisor's heart.

The table is full of home-cooked dishes such as minced eggplant, sweet and sour pork tenderloin, and roast beef with potatoes, and then there are fried spring rolls and miso tofu soup, not to mention the taste, anyway, the appearance is over.

This looks like that, unlike ordinary dark dishes, from the outside it is known that it is a mess, and it is known that it cannot be eaten.

And the taste is really good, at least compared to the previous level, it has improved a lot.

After all, there is no problem with X's intelligence. If you cook some simple dishes according to the correct recipe, as long as you don't mess around with the operation, the taste will not exceed one degree.

However, there is another finale today, which is a special dish carefully prepared by X-Jiuzhuan Dachang.

"Yesod, try this! This will surely cure your mental block."

The Minister of Intelligence, who was eating eggplant with minced meat, was taken aback for a moment.

What can heal psychological trauma?

But looking at X's confident smile, the Minister of Intelligence couldn't refuse. After all, it was a woman's wish.

Following the woman's words, her eyes shifted to the dinner plate that the woman was holding. The plate contained some chopped roll-shaped maroon things, which were stir-fried to the color of sugar.

The unknown item was placed in front of Yesod, and Minister Yesod sniffed it subconsciously, and a fishy smell that was often smelled in the corridor entered his nose.

! !vigilance! !

"Director, what is this? Have you tasted it yourself?"

The Minister of Intelligence became vigilant, not because she didn't trust women, but because she always felt that something was wrong.

"Jiuzhuan Dachang, a popular delicacy in the city recently, it is said that it came from the back alley."

"I removed most of the fishy smell of the intestine, and kept a small part to lock the taste of the large intestine itself, because only in this way can you know it is pig large intestine when you eat it."

X proudly talked to his minister, and introduced the process of the dish... but kept silent about whether he had tasted it or not.

"Director, did you keep it on purpose? On purpose or by accident?"

Yesod's brows gradually frowned, and she stared at the woman's face repeatedly, as if trying to see something.

But the Minister of Intelligence sees only confidence from the golden-eyed woman with black hair and short sideburns—absolute confidence in her own cooking.

"It was on purpose!"

X's tail is going up to the sky, shaking from side to side, waiting to be praised for doing good deeds.

"..."

The head of the intelligence department showed embarrassment, paused for a few seconds, and finally put down his chopsticks, silently picked up a piece and put it in his mouth to chew.

All the ministers were silent when they saw this scene.

"vomit--"

Covering his mouth with a napkin, the Minister of Intelligence spit it out unbearably, and raised his head after a while, staring at X.

This expression is so distorted, the facial features are wrinkled into a ball, and the eyes of the person who wants to kill himself cannot be hidden.

Now she is going to hold the big cat by its tail and let this stupid cat eat everything she made.

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2. Is it a bar or a coffee shop? : Chapter 305 285. Are you kidding me, I'm going to throw up

The large intestine, the intestinal tract that all organisms must pass through after digesting food for excretion, and this means that if it is clear and unclean, the original taste is retained——

That is to eat 'snow', although it is not really eating snow, but the taste is exactly the same as eating snow.

The breath smelled wrong, and the process of listening to the description was wrong, but I still had to pick up a chopstick to test the authenticity, I can only say, honest man.

"Pfft, hahahaha—Yesod, you really dare to eat it."

After being stunned for a few seconds, the Minister of Security who witnessed this scene suddenly burst into laughter.

If it weren't for the fact that the AI ​​didn't have tears and couldn't squeeze out a few drops, Minister Netzach would definitely laugh with tears.

Perhaps the other ministers wanted to laugh a little, but they all held back to show the Minister of Intelligence a face, but only Minister Netzach laughed unceremoniously.

It's very interesting to tease the poisonous snake, especially watching Yesod embarrassing, with a funny expression.

"Director, you are too upright today! Top Chef!"

Netzach stretched out his sinful claws and gave X a thumbs up, the corners of his mouth curled up, and he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear.

Those who didn't know probably thought that she had changed from taking enkephalin to inhaling laughing gas, and she had been laughing since the very beginning and never stopped.

Yesod's face was as black as coal, and his blood pressure rushed to his forehead.

She originally wanted to praise the woman's improvement in cooking, but in the end... Ugh, what a joke, I'm about to vomit.

Is this accidental or on purpose?It was on purpose!

The phrase "deliberately" echoed in the mind of the Minister of Intelligence for a long time, and finally thousands of words came together——

"Netzach, if you have the ability, you can eat it. How dare you say it if you don't eat it?"

The Minister of Intelligence, who had finally come out of the previous shadow, fell into the second trauma again. Coupled with the merciless ridicule of Chlorella, Minister Yesod burst.

Her rationality seemed to be cut by someone with scissors, and she felt a bit broken, so she went all out.

face?This kind of thing has been lost, the dignity is gone, and it has become digested by everyone, so don't think about it.

The Minister of Security's hatred value with the Minister of Intelligence has already reached full limit, and is about to exceed the upper limit.

How dare you laugh at me like that?Then don't blame me for not talking about martial arts, the supervisor has been asking me to make reports, and I haven't done it yet.

The security department is very close to the intelligence department, and Yesod will urge Netzach to complete the work from time to time and deal with it within the specified time, so he is quite familiar with her.

I am familiar with what picture albums Netzach reads and what writing episodes he reads.

In other words, in fact, the Minister of Security is in the hands of the Minister of Intelligence, but Yesod never said it. She is not the kind of villain who reports behind the scenes.

But, there are always exceptions, and it's aboveboard, not backbiting.

"Don't you like the supervisor very much, and you secretly hide the supervisor's writing █ collection, and you don't even eat the food she cooks, what kind of love is this?"

"X, I report to you that Netzach did those shameless things with your clothes."

Dead friends don't die poor people, and now Minister Yesod has been tricked, so let's not make others feel better, especially Netzach!

Eat, give me all!No one is allowed to run!

When a very thin-skinned, rigorous and self-disciplined person starts to let go of himself, it often means that the next thing will be very scary.

It's going to be very... chicken and dog jumping.

The minister of the intelligence department with a dark complexion didn't talk about martial arts directly, and picked up the smelly fat intestines with his chopsticks, and with a movement of his little hand, he accurately put the pig intestines into Minister Netzach's mouth.

This can't be her fault, who made Netzach laugh all the time, and he couldn't close his mouth from ear to ear. What's the point of not stuffing something into his mouth when it's so wide open?

As an AI, this doesn't even need to worry about the possibility of choking to death.

Netzach can't choke to death. As an AI, she doesn't need to breathe or take a breath, and naturally she doesn't have to worry about weak problems such as esophageal obstruction.

The Minister of Intelligence immediately acted after throwing pig intestines into the mouth of the Minister of Security. She used the technique of "sucking your head".

I saw that Minister Yesod said it was too late and then it was too fast, and he slapped Minister Netzach on the head, and gave a hard hum.

Under the effect of inertia, Minister Netzach's jaw directly hit the corner of the table, and he swallowed his large intestine with a grunt.

Minister Netzach turned green when he realized the disgusting taste in his mouth, the lingering breath, and what he had just swallowed.

"Whoa, whoa, what are you feeding me, Yesod."

She retched instantly, trying to spit things out.

But unfortunately, her mechanical structure does not allow her to do this, and for an AI, even if it really eats 'snow', it doesn't matter.

But it's really disgusting, this smell...

The unspeakable stench of viscera, the thick and mellow bitterness, and the very disgusting taste, are you kidding me, I'm about to vomit.

Netzach hadn't eaten... well, how could a normal person eat it.

Not everyone calls themselves a great foodie and eats in the toilet.

"I really beep ██, I'm █, ██, Yesod, don't you run away."

The two ministers chased after each other, and then wrestled together, blaming each other for selling out their teammates, but they didn't mention X's cooking skills.

There is no way, who has the heart to let this stupid cat eat Jiuzhuan large intestine, AI will be fine after eating it, but humans may not.

Yesod is not good to blame the supervisor, after all, it is the supervisor's kindness, but he is too stupid, and Netzach is too embarrassed to say that it is not delicious.

"Is it really that bad?"

Looking at the reactions of the two ministers, X vaguely seemed to realize something.

She was still quite confident in her cooking skills, but the reaction of Yesod and Netzach made her not confident again.

X aimed at his secretary, and pitifully tried to ask for help from the secretary, but Angela turned a deaf ear, as if turning into a background board that couldn't speak.

The secretary's evasive behavior by closing his eyes only sent a signal to X——

It's none of my business, I'll deal with my own troubles.

This is the attitude of a loyal, reliable and considerate secretary. The supervisor is at ease, and the supervisor will take care of himself when something happens, and punish the supervisor according to the rules.

Seeing the two ministers scuffling together, Minister Tiphereth of the Central Headquarters was also quite unhappy, nothing else, just disliked the upper department.

Make a mess of the company and still have the face to party here, and the supervisor even throws a party for these guys, what is it like?It is because of this that the supervisor raised a bunch of waste.

Therefore, TipherethA first started a wave of AOE attacks, that is, the most classic regional black, which filled up the hatred value.

"I know that the guys in the upper department have this kind of virtue. They can't do their jobs well and still have the mood to play around here?"