Don't call me Master, call me Director

"Master Einzbern, son of the Tohsaka family, let's start!"

After finishing speaking, Zou Yan hit the ground heavily with a cane.

The magic circle under the feet of the three emitted a dazzling red light.

Chapter 169 Noisy, Wakame

It happened on the morning of the HF release day.

The earth gradually woke up, and a ray of morning light broke the silence of the night.

It's a pity that Shen Er's fiery heart is not beating, let alone praying for peace.

"That bastard girl Sakura..."

Walking on the empty street, admiring the sun at four o'clock in the morning in Fuyuki City, Shinji's heart was very restless.

Last night, because of the smile at the last egg, Sakura, who had lost her temper with Shinji, fell ill again.

She didn't remove the petrification on Shen Er's body, but took everyone out of the lounge and went home to sleep.

Therefore, Shen Er had to maintain the posture when he was petrified, and did not resume his actions until the petrification magic weakened half an hour ago.

"Damn, what the hell."

Shen Er kept complaining, his face was full of resentment.

Although my sister was very thoughtful and covered herself with a blanket before leaving, and kept the air conditioner in the lounge working normally to prevent herself from getting too cold at night and catching a cold.

But since you are so caring, why don't you take your brother away with you! !

"Obviously that smile is good...why did you get so angry?"

Shen Er tilted his head, puzzled.

If it was only the reason why her character became black and delicate, Sakura would have brought it up long ago during filming, and it wouldn't be just now.

So Shen Er strongly suspected that it was the crooked Dragon King smile at the end, which made Sakura feel that he made her look ugly.

"It's really childish. Doesn't she know that it is the emoji material that may be recorded in the annals of the Internet and passed down from generation to generation?"

Think about the internet emoticon package material providers in the past life, which one is not famous in history, which one is not popular?

"Tsk, if I knew that Sakura's reaction would be so big, I wouldn't deliberately shoot that kind of shot."

Shinji sighed helplessly.

Not everyone can do the wry-mouthed dragon king smile. In the previous life, when the crooked-mouthed smile emoji became popular, many people followed suit, but those who can really achieve both naturalness and individuality, besides the crooked-mouthed God of War, are also the ones in "Zeta" Brother Dygi.

As a girl with a normal physiological structure, Sakura couldn't make that kind of smile naturally.

So Shinji adopted the method commonly used by cosplayers to change the facial features—adhesive tape.

When cosplayers play roles, in order to narrow the gap between their own eyes and the shape of the eyes of animated characters, they will use tape to stretch the skin around the eyes to achieve the effect of changing the shape of the eyes.

This kind of makeup technique is usually not used in film and television dramas, because when filming film and television works, actors have to move, and it would be unnatural to stand on tape.

Fortunately, Sakura's crooked mouth dragon king smile is just a fixed shape, and her hairstyle can well block the tape on her cheeks, which gave Shen Er the opportunity to use this little trick.

Analyzing from the perspective of the smile, the Sakura Misaki shot by Shinji is very stiff and unnatural, and it would be the kind of NG for any crew.

But what Shen Er wants is this kind of smile that normal people cannot do. Only in this way can the audience leave a deep memory.

It would be even better if it could be made into an emoticon pack.

It's a pity that Sakura didn't understand her brother's painstaking efforts, she just felt that she was so ugly being photographed by Shinji.

During the shooting, Sakura herself saw her appearance through the mirror, which was completely different from the angle of the camera, so she didn't think there was any problem, but she simply thought that she was smiling strangely.

After seeing the finished film and realizing that she was such a [Matou Sakura], Sakura of course couldn't sit still.

"Brother, you should spend the night in the company and reflect on yourself!!"

Recalling Sakura's lion roar at that time, Shen Er's heart is still cool.

"Is there nothing terrible waiting for me at home?"

Standing at the gate of Matou's house, Shen Er's heart fluctuated.

"Although it was punishment for Sakura to let me spend the night outside yesterday, it may not be the only punishment... If she came to invite you into the urn, wouldn't I fall into a trap?"

Just when Shen Er was debating whether to go home to catch up on sleep or go to a hotel outside to catch up on sleep, a heart-piercing female scream came from Matou's house.

"what------!!!"

The cry was so sharp that Shen Er felt that the glass of his house was about to be shattered.

"This voice...is Arturia's room!"

Shen Er, who heard the cry, didn't care about anything else, he rushed into Matou's house, and came to the door of Artoria's room before the others came out of the room in a daze.

"Artoria! What happened?!"

Shinji kicked open the door of the room.

"You scream so loudly, if the glass breaks, you will have to pay for it!"

The first thing that entered Shinji's eyelids was the white Artoria sitting on the bed, probably because she was awakened from her sleep, and the Knight King was only wearing a set of thin pajamas.

I don't have a good figure.

This was Er Ye's first thought.

The skin is fine.

This was Er Ye's second thought.

"Master!! How did you come in?!"

Artoria said angrily at Shinji.

There is no shyness of a girl, only dissatisfaction with Shinji coming in without knocking.

"Didn't I hear you scream?"

Sensing Artoria's attitude, Shinji stroked his chin calmly.

If it was Tohsaka Rin, he would have rushed up to give him a set of Bajiquan with a blushing face by this time.

Unlike Arturia, even if Shen Erda eats ice cream, she is only dissatisfied with his rudeness of not knocking on the door.

Although, Artoria's figure, Shinji didn't make any money at all.

"So, Arturia." Shen Er leaned against the back of the door and teased, "What's your name early in the morning?"

Shen Er's words reminded Artoria, she quickly pointed to the other side of her bed.

"This!! What's going on?"

Arturia asked angrily, she seemed to believe that Shen Er should be blamed.

"What's the matter?"

Shen Er tilted his head, with a dazed expression on his face.

"she!"

Artoria lifted her quilt, revealing another girl lying under the quilt.

"That's right, Artoria. You've already learned how to hide your beauty in a golden house. Is it really your XP to dress up as a man in Britain?"

"Master, stop talking sarcastic! You can see for yourself!"

Shinji raised his eyebrows when he heard Artoria's roar, and he walked to the other side of the room, finally seeing the face of the girl lying on Artoria's bed clearly.

This sleeping girl has the same face as Artoria, and she is wearing the same style of pajamas as Arturia.

It's just that the girl's skin is paler, and her beautiful blond hair is also lighter than Artoria's.

Although the girl didn't open her eyes, Shinji believed that the pupil color of the other party must be golden.

To ask why——

"Arturia. Alter??"

Shen Er was surprised and swept the two girls on the bed.

"This is... already... having a child??"

Shinji asked in surprise.

"Hey??"

Artoria's expression froze instantly.

"Artoria...Although you are a king, even though you are a heroic spirit, even though you are not a human being, at least you must abide by basic social morals, right? I don't care about your time, what are you doing? What is it!!"

While strongly condemning Artoria's character, Shinji looked at Ms. Alter's light blonde hair and pajamas lying on the bed.

Hmm... Just a little bit, a little bit, just a little bit--

Snapped.

Shinji's line of sight was blocked by Arturia.

"Don't say anything else, it's not right just by age!!!"

Arturia pursed her lips, it was the first time she had such a strong desire to beat her Master.

"That's right, if you really want to give birth, I'd rather you give birth to a tomboy with blond hair and a single ponytail."

"..."

At last, Artoria has not forgotten, what is more important now is the situation of this woman who suddenly appeared in her bed this morning.

As for Shen Er's nonsense, the final account will be settled after autumn.

"Ah, if possible, I hope the child's name is Mordred."

"The point is not this!"

Arturia blushed and roared loudly: "The point is why she appeared on my bed, and what is going on with her?!"

"do not know."

"Don't lie to me! You must have done this, Master!" Arturia grabbed Shinji's shoulders with both hands, and moved her face closer.

"Master, you didn't clone me with magic, did you?"

"All said no."

"Brother, Arturia. Everyone slept late last night, can you stop so early..."

Sakura, who entered the door and complained, stopped in the middle of her sentence, and looked at Arturia Alter on the bed, with an expression on her face that the end of the world had arrived.

"This is... already... having a child??"

Arturia denied loudly: "No, why do you brothers and sisters all have the same reaction?!"

These words seemed to have the opposite effect, Sakura looked at Shinji.

"Brother's... when?"

"It's nothing to do with me, I haven't even hit second base with this King of Cavaliers!" Shen Er immediately shook his head in denial.

"What does this mean? Master, do you treat me like an animal?"

"Brother...Although I knew you would have such a day sooner or later, I didn't expect it to arrive so soon. There is no other way, brother, you should go to the police station and surrender yourself!"

"Not to mention that I didn't touch this steel plate at all, even if I did, I don't need to surrender, right?"

"What the hell is a steel plate! So in your eyes, Master, I'm just a plate?!"

............

"Noisy..."

A gloomy remark planned a quarrel among the three.

"It's really noisy."

With strong resentment, Miss Alter who was lying on the bed finally opened her eyes.

She scratched her hair roughly, and sat up with a displeased expression.

"It's so early in the morning, are you still letting people sleep?"