Don't call me Master, call me Director

"It's all like this, it's amazing that you can still sleep until now." Shen Er complained in a low voice.

"It's long-winded..."

"What do you say?"

Shinji didn't hear Alter's whisper clearly.

Alter glared at Shen Er, and pointed at the tip of his nose: "I said you are very wordy! You bastard wakame!!"

Chapter 170 Shen Er: At that time, the sword was only 0.1 away from my throat...

An hour later, Matou House, restaurant.

Everyone in Matou's house looked at Altria Alter with a shocked face, who was sitting there, using potato cakes like steamed buns, one bite at a time.

"Hahaha! How did the King of Knights become like this?!"

Gilgamesh, who entered the restaurant, saw this scene and immediately burst out laughing.

"Shen Er, it can't be that you have squeezed the Knight King too much, and she has become this kind of virtue after being under too much pressure?! Hahahaha, that is too ridiculous! Hahahahaha!"

"Shut up, King of Heroes." Artoria reminded, "I'm still here!"

Gilgamesh made a "cut" and sat down on his seat: "That is another version of the King of Knights that was newly summoned? This is a bit interesting."

"This eating face... is much wilder than the original King of Knights..."

Red A expressed his opinion with a black face.

If anyone hates the appearance of Artoria Alter, it must be him.

It's not that Red A doesn't like this black knight king, the main reason is that there is already a big stomach king in the family, and they want to raise another one.

Who has the biggest burden when Arturia Alter appears? Do you think it's Matou Shin who shares the Servant's magical existence?

No, no, it's him, the old lady of the Matou family!

Thinking of the scene of two knight kings urging her to eat at the same time, Red A felt a strong stomachache.

[Shen Er, can you allow me to take a long vacation? 】

[Shen Er, can you summon one more heroic cook? 】

[Shen Er, let your work assistant care more about your daily life and let her help in the kitchen? 】

If there is a choice, Red A very much hopes to ask Shen Er once and three times.

pity......

Red A knows that Shen Er has no plans to summon followers in a short time, that is to say...

【Shiro Emiya, why don't you discuss with Shinji about letting that kid come to Matong House's kitchen to do odd jobs? 】

As the so-called past self is used to cheat, Hong A feels that other things don't matter, but she must not be busy with Emiya Shirou and idle.

He is unbalanced!

Just as Red A was thinking about how to drag Emiya Shiro into the water, Artoria Alter, who had finished eating a large plate of hash browns, knocked on the empty plate.

"Hey, another one."

Alter ordered with a displeased face.

"I know... I know."

Probably because Alter's aura was too strong, or maybe her unquestionable tone was too domineering, Yan Qing who was beside her unconsciously acted as a temporary waiter and brought the empty plate down.

"Ah... king!"

Lancelot knelt on the floor, looking at Alter with admiration.

"Such a majestic king... old minister, I will die without regret!"

Lancelot was sobbing and almost hugged Alter's thigh.

"Hey, it's disgusting."

Alter obviously didn't appreciate it, she drove Lancelot away with her hands.

"Go, go, you are not my knight."

"what!!"

Lancelot's whole body turned gray and white.

"Even the king doesn't recognize me anymore... I'm a useless knight after all..."

Lancelot's sad look left Alter speechless, she looked up at Artoria, and confirmed with her eyes "Is there something wrong with your knight?"

Then she saw Arturia who was also crying.

"Don't be discouraged, Sir Lancelot! You have always been my knight!"

The corner of Alter's mouth twitched helplessly: "Are you, the monarch and his subjects, here to make a joke?"

"Here, your hash browns."

Yan Qing put a freshly fried, steaming potato cake in front of Alter.

"Ah, thanks."

"You're welcome...wait, why would I do something like this?! And what the hell is going on here?"

Yan Qing, who just realized it, glared at Shen Er with displeasure: "Hey, Master. What's going on?!"

Shen Er snorted coldly: "It's all up to me, I also want to know where this dark guy came from."

Alter bit the spoon in his mouth and smiled coldly: "Isn't this your own fault, vinegar kelp?"

"Vinegar kelp?!" The corner of Shen Er's mouth twitched, "First wakame, then vinegar kelp... You disobedient Servant is endless, right?!"

That's right, Shen Er could clearly feel that there was a contract between himself and the Black Knight King.

In other words, the other party is his Servant.

"Ah, are you not satisfied with vinegar kelp? I remember you like Chinese food, right? Then I will call you Chinese seaweed."

With a hash brown in his mouth, Alter teased with impunity.

"puff......"

Several heroic spirits turned their heads away with a smile.

Shinji's temples throbbed.

Nicknames are mainly based on physiognomy. Anyone who has a little knowledge of Dota knows that the ant's hidden sword is ZZ, but even the most devout Dao Silin would not think that Mai Sakurajima's "hidden sword ant" What's wrong with nicknames.

Similarly, the Heroic Spirits obviously accepted the title of Shen Er Zhonghua Seaweed very quickly.

Except Erye himself.

"Don't go too far! Even Lizzy has never teased me like this!"

Shinji pulled up his sleeve, revealing the Command Seal on his arm.

"Hey, Alter. You should understand, I can order you to do anything with Command Seals."

Shinji let out a cold laugh: "For example, it's okay to let you dance ballet on the street while shouting "Cuchulin is a dirty puppy"~~"

"Brother, where did you come from as a villain?"

"Master, you can't be cruel when you kill someone."

"Leave Cu Chulainn alone, he's pathetic enough."

Shen Er ignored other people's complaints, but stepped on the table and announced: "Stop talking nonsense, as a Master, this is the first time I have been looked down upon like this, I must let this Servant know who is the master and who is the slave." !"

"Humph."

Artoria Alter snorted heavily.

Then, she suddenly materialized the black holy sword and cut the table in half, and Shinji, who stepped on it, also fell to the ground.

"Ah! The dining table!!"

Red A let out a piercing scream.

Alter didn't have many words to show what it means to be cruel, and now it was her turn to step on the wreckage of the table and look down at Shen Er.

"Master~~It seems that it is necessary for you to recognize the relationship between us~~"

Alter pressed the sword against Shen Er's throat, and sneered with the corner of his mouth hooked.

Facing the sword that was only 0.1 centimeters away from his throat, Er Ye didn't show any panic.

Because Miss Alter raised one foot, his line of sight was completely occupied by the skirt of the Black Knight King.

【Black...sling...lace...black lace...】

"Mmmm!"

Shen Er coughed heavily, and then cast a glance at Arturia: "This is more exciting than you. Sure enough, I'm not interested in you enough, it's because you can't dress well."

"Master!! You still have the mood to say this at a time like this!!"

Arturia slapped half of the wreckage of the table into pieces—Red A died on the spot.

"Tsk."

Miss Alter, who noticed that she was naked, slowly retracted her feet.

Although she looked unusually calm, her slightly flushed cheeks betrayed something of her inner thoughts.

"That..." Shen Er suggested in a very serious tone, "I think you can wear shorts, so that it will not affect your activities, and you won't lose everything."

"Ah."

Artoria Alter nodded slowly, agreeing to the suggestion.

"If there's nothing else, I'll go first."

Shen Er stood up calmly and walked out of the restaurant unhurriedly.

It wasn't until he walked out of the Jiantong residence and came to the courtyard behind the house, and after thoroughly confirming that the heroic spirits couldn't perceive him, that the second master sat down on the ground, gasping for breath without any image.

"I went to his second uncle, it scared me to death. I really thought that woman would cut it off with a single sword."

Shinji tugged at his shirt, then said in fear.

"Oh heh heh~"

Suddenly, a sinister laugh came from behind Shen Er.

"Grandpa! Don't scare me!"

Shinji, who jumped up in fright, sat back down again after seeing Zouken.

"What kind of laughter is that? Is it possible that you overacted? Please don't laugh like that, or you will be taken away as Karasuma Renye."

Snapped.

Shen Er's head was hit by Zouken's crutch.

"Stinky boy, did you say that about your grandfather?!"

"Tsk, grandpa. You did that black Artoria, right?" asked Shinji, clutching his head.

"I tried it with the girl from the Einzbern family and the boy from the Tohsaka family, but I didn't expect it to work."

"It's really you." Shen Er hopped and complained, "Do you know how dangerous it was just now, that woman wanted to make the Matou family disappear... Ouch."

Shen Er was hit on the head by Zouken again.

"Come on, I don't believe you can't bring her down."

After the joke, Zou Yan said seriously: "That Saber. Alter is a test. It is mainly to test whether you can summon the special individual of the same heroic spirit you need to meet your requirements. By the way, it is also a test, look at your film and television works Can the Heroic Spirit be visualized?"

The heroic spirit is a very strange thing. Although the hero will become a heroic spirit at the moment of death, the heroic spirit is not static.

The heroic spirit story will be continuously updated and iterated, and the heroic spirit itself will also change due to changes in its own story.

The summoning of Altria Alter this time is to test whether a simple [What if... (hypothesis)] like Shen Er can be recorded by the Hall of Valor after being promoted.

"The success of the summoning this time means that you can summon heroic spirits of special classes. You can't wait, my dear grandson?" Zou Yan laughed.

"Grandpa, I understand the truth, but why is that black girl? Don't you think my surroundings are messed up enough?"