Don't call me Master, call me Director

At this time, the scene of yelling lying on the "airplane" happened to be captured on the monitor screen.

"What's that stupid knight doing? Didn't I tell him to put his helmet on while filming?"

"Master." Medusa imitated Lancelot's tone and said through the walkie-talkie: "That guy seems to be saying: "You let the king do the driving for me, I, an incompetent knight, really deserve the blame! ""

"...Since that's the case, let that guy fly for a while. When this guy remembers to wear a helmet, when will it end."

Shen Er ruthlessly gave the order.

Chapter 55 Grading and Prohibited Words

Half an hour later, Iskandar finally landed back to the ground in the bullock cart.

"Well, if this thing is real, it's really handsome. I want it a bit."

Iskandar stared at the fighter jet model with burning eyes, "I didn't have such a useful thing in my time, it's much better than the spear array."

"Impossible, impossible."

Forced to go to the sky together, Weber leaned against the wall of the chariot and waved his hands repeatedly.

"This kind of modern fighter jet is not affordable for individuals at all, and the maintenance alone can make you poor."

Snapped.

Iskandar flicked Weber hard on the forehead.

"What are you doing!"

Wei Bo covered the red mark on his forehead with both hands, and complained without tears.

Iskandar slapped Weber's shoulder and let out a hearty laugh: "Hahahaha! Boy, what are you talking about! I am the king! When the king returns to Macedonia, there will naturally be Empire!"

"Let's talk about it after you leave Fuyuki City first." Weber said angrily, "There is no king who can't even enter his own country."

Iskandar moved his mouth twice, and he glanced at Shinji: "As long as I can connect the spiritual veins bit by bit, then I can go to Europe along the spiritual veins?"

"..."

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"Yes, just do it!" Iskandar tapped his palm, "Help the Master develop his career and push him to connect the world's spiritual veins together! In this way, the whole world will be my Conqueror Is Kandar's territory!"

"..."

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"Hahahaha! I really am a genius!" Iskandar pulled out his sword and shouted emotionally, "It's decided! The goal of this king's expedition is decided! Conquer the whole world!! Fight back to Macedonia from the Far East! !"

"You're so hot-blooded. Global warming is definitely caused by you."

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On the other side, Lancelot was crying and climbing off the model airplane.

"It's really useless! Because of my mistake, I let the king drive for me for so long! I'm really an incompetent knight!!"

At this time, the sad expression on Lancelot's face was enough to cosplay his colleague to make him sad. Shen Er even wondered if he would bite and cry if he handed him a handkerchief.

[Is this the so-called strongest knight of the round table?How does it feel like a single push rice. 】

Listening to Lancelot's constant thoughts, Shinji wished he could go up and kick his ass.

"That's all right, Sir Lancelot."

Artoria, who got off the plane, didn't care at all.On the contrary, there was still a blush of excitement on her face, like a child who just finished riding a roller coaster.

"Although you can't control it freely in the air, the feeling of driving this child is really novel." Artoria said while touching the shell of the model.

Lancelot shook his hair: "My lord, stop talking, it's all my fault! I want to apologize with death!"

"Stop talking nonsense to me! If you do this again, I will let you and Diarmui go to seduce [sè] middle-aged and elderly housewives all over Japan."

Shen Er swore that if he knew that the dead camel had such a character, he would definitely have summoned Marshal Jian.

"Forget it, Master." Artoria waved her hands and advised, "I believe that Sir Lancelot didn't do it on purpose, you should be more tolerant."

Shen Er helplessly shook his head, he thought further.

The relatively normal Lancelot was already like this, and Shen Er felt that he could imagine what kind of strange species the other Knights of the Round Table would be.

"Artoria, I found that you are also working hard, taking care of so many problem children by yourself... What are you doing?"

Shinji turned his head and found that Arturia was unfastening the shelf of the fighter plane model.

Arturia smiled and said, "Master, I'm going to take this kid for a spin."

"This thing can't go on the road at all! Do you want to be detained by the traffic police?" Shen Er's mouth twitched fiercely.

Although Japan has relatively looser requirements for modified vehicles, such motorcycles that have been converted into fighter jets will not be allowed on the road in any country with a sound legal system.

Not to mention that this thing is loaded with live ammunition (magic type)!

Is this Lord Knight King preparing for a war between Britain and Japan?

"Artoria, if you really want to ride a motorcycle, I think the one you rode in the movie is pretty good..."

"Hey, Master. What do you think of Lan Murray II?"

"Don't name it!"

Shinji hit Arturia on the head with a knife.

In the end, Arturia also failed to realize her dream of driving "Lan Murray II" for a ride in the streets.

As for the final treatment of the fighter jet model, Shinji plans to dismantle unnecessary things after filming, and then auction them off as movie props.

Although the model is expensive, there are plenty of idle tyrants in the world. Shinji estimates that the final transaction price of the model may far exceed the cost of making the model.

Of course, this is also thanks to the ingenuity of senior Cheng Zi, if someone else wants to make such realistic props quickly and well, it is really impossible.

At present, Shen Er has completely delegated the power to Cheng Zi for the production of props.Shen Er himself is only responsible for making requests, and then waits for Cheng Zi to deliver the goods.

Professional things are left to professional people to do.

What is professionalism, people like Cheng Zi are professional.

In order to allow professionals to provide professional help, Shen Er does not mind cooperating with some "bad guys".

For example, in order to obtain European and American grading standards, Shinji had to ask Time Group to send a consultant to assist in the filming of FZ.

Although Shen Er has deleted the content about "children" in the script, the grading standards in the European and American markets are far from being as simple as one size fits all.

For example, there are very strict standards for the amount of bleeding in the shot, how much red is considered PG-13, and how much is considered R-rated.

Sometimes Shen Er clearly thinks that the amount of bleeding is okay, but the consultants of the Times Group say no, because the affected part is more critical and cannot bleed.

FSN didn't encounter this kind of problem before, because Shen Er didn't let the character burst into plasma for the convenience of review, and it was basically a little bruise caused by the character's make-up.

Even in the scene where Shirou was seriously injured and dying, Shinji used lighting and camera language to express it, giving the audience room to imagine.

But this time FZ is not working. In order to reflect the cruelty of war, it is necessary to have blood in the lens, so how to pass the review has become a troublesome thing in the film production process.

I have to say that the audit standards in Europe and America are really annoying.

Regardless of the good publicity outside, the review line in Europe and the United States is "no law prohibits it." You can shoot whatever you want, and no one will stop you.

However, when you need to push your work to the market, you must accept the review of the industry association.

It is not impossible not to review, but no movie theater will agree to show this kind of "three no" movie in its own theater.

As for the review standards of the Film Association, they are as flexible as Sir Humphrey's moral bottom line.

In order to facilitate internal operations, the review standards published by PMAA (Motion Film Association of America) are all very vague language. Except for the restricted areas that everyone knows by social convention, the rest are only understood by internal personnel.

It is no exaggeration to say that if it is a new movie made by someone who doesn’t understand anything, then what he makes is likely to become an R-18 movie for no reason.

It's not that his photos are pornographic, but that he inadvertently violated the details of the review.

Of course, if that cute newcomer is like some idle british dude who was filming "Paint Drying", then that's another story.

Compared with Shen Er, a newcomer, the consultants of the Times Group, who specialize in auditing, are obviously more professional.

In addition to screen review, the other party also helped to redesign the lines of each character, avoiding many words that may involve grading review.

In addition to words that may be considered discriminatory, there are also swear words in the character script that are also the focus of the consultant's review.

When it comes to swear words in English movies, many people's first reaction is a word starting with "F".

But in fact, there are many swear words in English, and different words will correspond to different classifications, and even the same word has completely different classification standards in different contexts or usages.

For example, dick is not a banned word when it is used for a person's name, but it becomes a banned word once it is used for a certain organ, but the "bastard" derived from this meaning is not a banned word anymore.

Therefore, the sentence "Dick's dick is dick" obviously had three dicks, but only the second one passed the review.

More importantly, due to social orientation and the needs of the interests of film companies, the review standards in different periods are completely different.

The same is the word dick. Before the 20s, this word was used to refer to a certain organ.

After Watergate Hou Nixon came to power, because this old dick was too annoying, the word dick was abused by major European media (dick is a nickname for Nixon's name Richard).

After the Watergate incident, even the Americans themselves began to abuse the word, which eventually led to dick being included in the ranks of banned words by the media.

And since then, no one will take Dick as the name. Now, among Europeans and Americans called Dick, they are all old white men who are at least 40 years old.

Although the above example is an extreme example, the complicated and ever-changing review standards did give Shen Er a headache.

Just to review the wording, Shen Er felt that it was worthwhile to hire a consultant from the Times Group.

However, no matter how powerful the lines are, it is also good at speaking, as long as the words are replaced, they can always pass the review.

But the shot of Ryunosuke Amamura and the marshal killing people is more difficult to deal with. Even if there is not a drop of red in the picture, this scene is definitely not something that can be shown to children on PG-13.

However, some things cannot be expressed directly from the lens, but they can let the audience imagine in another way.

Just like how Shinji handles the scene where Shiro is almost split in half by Uncle Hai in FSN, through the items in Ryunosuke's lair, the list he made himself, and one or two murders on the review line, it can also achieve the performance of the other party. Cruel purpose.

In this kind of scene, even if the visible scale of the camera has a bottom line, the "blank" content outside the camera will definitely make the audience shudder.

As for whether the audience watching the movie will have nightmares because of this, Er Ye thinks there is a high probability that it will not.

Under the influence of "art", movie fans in this world have long been experienced and well-informed.

If it wasn't for the consideration of the rating, Shen Erzhen would have gone to the R rating to shoot, and it would only make those heavy-tasting viewers scream.

After tossing the air combat shots, Shen Er led the crew to the studio again.

Shen Er interrupted the studio shooting before to allow the set crew to re-set the scene. Now that the scene has been set up, Shen Er will naturally come back.

At this time, the set in the studio has been decorated to look like the roof of the building, and this is where Kariya Matou and Tosaka Tokiomi fought.

Chapter 56 Kariya: Tokiomi, this thing works better than a magic wand

Tiantai has always been a magical place in literary works.

Although most of the rooftops in the real world are locked, ordinary people cannot enter at all.

But the protagonist in the story can always have various ways to enter the rooftop.

This is because the roof of the building has the attributes of an isolated island in the downtown area in the story. Obviously, there is a busy downtown area below, but the roof itself is very peaceful.

For the creators, this is a scene with a strong contrast in the environment, and it is a natural hidden place for the protagonists to sneak around and have something happen.

So we can see the heroic spirits fighting on the rooftop, the magician fighting on the rooftop, and Brother Cheng fighting on the rooftop.

Heck, the last one doesn't count.

On the set of the studio, the roof terrace has been set up, and the crew members are doing the final preparations before shooting.

Of course, Shen Er would not take the crew to shoot on the roof of a real high-rise building, where the wind is too strong, and the filmed pictures will be very bad.

Kariya, who had already put on makeup, came down from the makeup van. Even though the setting of the bugs in the body was cancelled, Kariya with dull hair and pale face didn't look much different from the look in FZ, just as amiable , Guaranteed to scare children to tears.

"I think Shinji you have misunderstood the word amiable." Kariya complained to his nephew, "Or you, a guy who doesn't even have a high school diploma, can't even speak Japanese?"

Shen Er dragged his voice and responded: "I call it irony, my dear uncle. Your Japanese is taught by the physical education teacher."

Kariya got goosebumps from Shen Er's words, he rubbed his arms and said, "If you speak in this translator's voice again, I'll throw the old man's treasures into your bed!"

As a result, Shen Er had already stepped aside to discuss the shooting angle with the photographer, and Kariya simply said that he was lonely.

"Tsk."

Kariya smacked his lips, and a smirk appeared on his face: "Shenji, you wait. You will see me later when filming."