Don't call me Master, call me Director

Soon, all the work of the crew was ready, and after confirming one side, Shinji immediately announced the start of filming.

"Tokiomi Tohsaka!"

Kariya in front of the camera roared angrily, his hoarse voice was like a ghost from hell.

"His performance is really good, is this the strength of a professional actor?"

Artoria, who was standing beside Shinji, sighed softly, with a hint of envy in her words.

Second Lord Shen snorted contemptuously: "What acting skills, this guy just vented all the resentment he has accumulated over the years."

"is it?"

Artoria, who didn't know the truth about Kariya, made a confused voice.

"Second Uncle has been unhappy with Uncle Tohsaka for a long time, and this time he finally found a chance." Shinji narrowed his eyes, he looked at Kariya who had entered a state of rage on the monitor, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

On the other side, Kariya's performance has entered a good stage, his resentment and anger activated his magic power, and countless flying insects appeared from the dark, surrounding him.

"Tohsaka Tokiomi! I will never spare you! I will kill you!"

Accompanied by Kariya's roar, the winged blade insects adjusted their fighting posture, and flew towards Tohsaka Tokiomi in the posture of an army.

Standing opposite Kariya, Tokiomi unhurriedly raised the Ruby-studded Civilization Staff in his hand, preparing to launch a fire spell against the bugs charging toward him——

"Humph!"

Kariya showed a smug smile, and when the bug blocked his view, he took out two pistols from his arms, and directly pulled the trigger at Tohsaka Tokiomi.

Boom!Boom!Boom!Boom!

Continuous gunshots sounded in the studio.

Kariya laughed wildly while shooting: "Hahaha, Tokiomi! This thing works better than your wand!!"

However, all of Kariya's bullets missed.

Tohsaka Tokiomi dodged Kariya's shot with an unbelievable sideways movement, causing all the bullets to miss.

Then, before Kariya could react, Tokiomi rushed in front of him and punched Kariya in the stomach.

"puff--"

Kariya was sent flying and fell on the cushion not far away.

"Impossible...Tokiomi...why..."

Kariya, who fell on the cushion, looked at his old opponent in a daze, as if he couldn't believe that his sneak attack would fail.

"Humph."

"Shichen" snorted coldly, and changed back to Yan Qing's appearance.

"I knew Second Uncle that you were going to play tricks. It's really right to use Yan Qing as a substitute."

Shen Er came over, proudly tapped Kariya's head twice with the directing tube.

"Unexpectedly, I predicted your prediction."

"Shen Er...I'm your second uncle." Kariya clutched his stomach and said, "Aren't you too ruthless?"

"You, Kariya-kun, asked for this."

At this time, the real Tohsaka Tokiomi came out, and he looked at Kariya and the two pistols that were thrown on the ground with a look of arrogance and a hint of disgust.

Fortunately, Mr. Shen Er has a better skill, otherwise he might really be embarrassed.

For Tokiomi who engraved elegance into his DNA, this was more painful than death.

As the saying goes, the head can be broken, the blood can flow, and the hairstyle can't be messed up. This is undoubtedly the true portrayal of Tokiomi.

"You were the one who took the pistol first! How many times have I told you, don't give me a hard time!" Shen Er said bitterly, "What if Uncle Tohsaka is injured?"

"Uh-huh."

Shinji's words made Tokiomi nod repeatedly.

[I didn't expect Shinji-kun to have a steady side. 】

"If this hurts someone, not only will I have to pay for medical expenses, but the filming progress will also be delayed for a long time! This crew will be paid for an extra day!"

[I withdraw my previous thoughts!Shinji-kun really hasn't changed at all! 】

Tokiomi felt that he should take a long vacation for himself after filming the movie to adjust his state, and the Matou family members were completely out of business.

On the other side, Shen Er picked up the pistol that Kariya had thrown away: "Second Uncle, where did you get this thing?"

Kariya rolled his eyes: "Ask Emiya Kiritsugu to come, the bullets inside are just rubber bullets, they can't hurt anyone at all. I just want to scare Tokiomi and give him a surprise."

The corner of Shen Er's mouth twitched, he resisted the idea of ​​aiming the muzzle of the pistol at Kariya's forehead, and said viciously: "Translate for me, what is "surprise"?! You still say that my Japanese is not good, I see you Japanese is taught by the physical education teacher, right?!"

Saying that, Shinji pinned the gun to the belt of his trousers.

"Anyway, I confiscated this thing. Second uncle, act well for me and stop being clever."

Kariya curled his lips: "If you don't use it, don't use it, anyway, I have plenty of means."

"Ok?"

"I mean, I promise to pull off the trick."

"..."

Shen Er's eyelids twitched twice, Kariya's smile that was exactly the same as Teacher Chen Peisi gave him a bad feeling.

Soon, the second shooting began.

"Fate Zero, Scene 271, Scene 6...Action!"

At the moment when the slate sounded, Kariya's expression became crazy again.

"Tokiomi Tohsaka! Go to hell with me!"

Kariya stretched his hand forward, and the winged blade insects flew towards Tohsaka Tokiomi in groups.

"Hmm...Second Uncle's acting skills are really nothing to say."

After all, he is a professional actor, Kariya's performance is very natural, Shinji really can't find any faults.

But the next moment, Shen Er had to stand up from the director's chair again.

Because when Tohsaka Tokiomi swung the staff of civilization to use flame magic, these winged blade insects began to throw small balls at him.

puff!puff!puff!puff!

The moment these small balls touched the flames, they exploded immediately, and the white powder of the small balls floated into the air with the wind of the explosion, enveloping Tokiomi in it.

"Ahem! What is this... my magic... why can't I use it?"

Tokiomi, whose face was choked by the white powder, coughed, while vigorously waving his sleeve to drive away the powder.

"Hahahaha!"

Kariya laughed again.

"Tokiomi, this is an automatic fire extinguishing ball! You are a guy who looks down on technology all day long! Let me bow down to the wisdom of mortals! Hahaha!!"

"You go to meet the ancestors first!!"

Shen Er jumped up and threw a golden hook arm at the back of Kariya's head.

"It hurts! Shinji, do you want to kill me?"

"You unreliable second uncle, let me die!"

Facing the two uncles and nephews who were making a mess, everyone in the crew chose to ignore them tacitly.

Only Rin still cared about his father, took a towel from the resting place and handed it to Tokiomi.

"Father, wipe it off quickly."

Tokiomi didn't seem to hear his daughter's words, he squatted in the corner and drew circles on the ground with his civilized stick.

"I lost... As the head of the Tohsaka family, I actually lost to a mere fire extinguishing ball... a mere fire extinguishing ball..."

"..."

Miss Lin only felt that the smile on her face was about to stop.

"Really, why are all the magicians in Fuyuki City like this? Is Feng Shui wrong? Hmm? What are you doing?"

Weber found that Kiritsugu beside him was recording something in a notebook.

Kiritsugu didn't answer Weber, just biting his pen and talking to himself.

"That's the way to deal with magicians who are good at fire magic..."

[This group of people is really abnormal! 】

Weber quickly made this conclusion in his mind.

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Fortunately, Yan Yepi returned to the skin, and he also knew the truth that one or two is not more than three.

Kariya stepped on the brakes smartly before Shenji could endure his behavior to the limit.

Although Kariya liked to tease Tokiomi about the fireball in the subsequent filming, he never made trouble during the filming again.

Regarding his neurotic second uncle, Shen Er can only say "a man is a teenager until he dies", and he is still the kind with the second disease.

The rest of the filming went smoothly, and it took another two days. Shinji finished the battle scene between Tokiomi and Kariya, and started filming the battle between Kiritsugu and Director Ken.

Ever since he was "taught" by Shinji in literary dramas, Kiritsugu has become much more relaxed when shooting these action scenes.

He found a good way to express his contempt, that is to put a cigarette in his mouth, which can make his squinting behavior bring a cool feeling, but it will not affect Gao Leng's image.

However, according to what Shirou told Shinji, the real reason is that Irisviel has been restricting the number of cigarettes Kiritsugu smokes recently, so that his father can only use the excuse of filming to smoke two more cigarettes.

In addition to filming, Shinji also has to take care of some other jobs, such as working as a supervisor for the construction of Einzbern's film and television studio.

In Shen Er's conception, the film and television studio will be the "Hengdian Film and Television City" in Japan, but the scene of the film and television studio will be more modernized.

In order to have as many scenes as possible on the set, Shen Er didn't only consider the locations of FZ movies, but the scenes needed by FZ had a higher priority in setting up.

Chapter 57 The Pattern of 500 Yen

Due to the sufficient preparations in the early stage and the good condition of several actors, the shooting of FZ went extremely smoothly, and the progress was faster than Shen Er originally estimated.

Kariya's nonsense was not without benefits, his presence provided the crew with a lot of jokes, and made the atmosphere of the crew filming sad stories very relaxed.

Since tossing Tokiomi, Kariya also punished everyone who played with him.

But most of them were just innocuous little jokes to liven up the atmosphere, so Shen Er didn't stop them.

The only exception is the dirty inkstone.

It can only be said that Kariya is worthy of being a member of the Matou family, and he is really not inferior to Shinji in terms of small-mindedness.

In order to get revenge on his father for bringing him into the fire pit, Kariya got a can of insecticide spray from somewhere.

When Zouyan approached him, Kariya directly sprayed the old man's face.

In the end, it can be said that both sides suffered. Kariya successfully killed the two magic bugs that the old man was carrying with him. The price was that his father almost beat his head out of a dung beetle.

"From the current situation, as long as everyone's state can be maintained."

In the temporary restaurant on the set, Shinji chatted with Uda Chuannanou about work while eating his pork chop rice for lunch.

"I can finish filming before October, and finish the first cut before the end of the year." Shinji told the Bandai representative sitting opposite him about the progress of the film.

Uda Chuannanou nodded happily, and thought: "In this way, we can promote the movie from the New Year, and we have plenty of time."

With FSN jewels in front, Bandai has given full support to the production of FZ, and is the largest investor in the film in Japan.

Therefore, Bandai is very concerned about the shooting progress of FZ, and will send people to Fuyuki City from time to time to confirm the filming progress of the movie.

In fact, this kind of trivial matter does not need Uda Chuannanou, the middle management, to do it at all, just send a small staff.

After all, according to the agreement between Shin Bandai and Shinji, Bandai is not allowed to intervene in the filming of the film, but anyone can just confirm the progress of the filming.

In Uda Chuannan's own words, she did this to express her due attitude.

But actually...

"Udagawa, are you here again?"