Kikyo and I are of one mind

And when Feng Xue had already started to peel off cocoons, she suddenly said loudly:

"Someone is watching us!"

"Why are you yelling so loudly?" Feng Xue shook her hand and turned her head to look at the fussing monkey. "Even if there are people here, they are already corpses. They can't be zombies, right?"

"I don't know if it's a zombie or not, but there must be something looking at me, here it is again, over there!" Monkey said confidently pointing in one direction. Of course, because it is difficult to distinguish the relationship between up, down, left, and right in the universe, Feng Xue can only use "one direction" to refer to it.

"Really?" Feng Xue thought for a while, and still chose to believe in the monkey with golden eyes. He looked in the direction pointed by the monkey, but he didn't feel any breath of life. This at least means that within the range of his perception, there is no There are no living things.

"Wait, reflection? Where is the light source around here?"

Feng Xue suddenly became alert. Although it is said that he has traveled to the universe, there is indeed qi in this universe, maybe it is some kind of space ghost movie.

Although Feng Xue didn't know what kind of brains made this kind of ghost, but he remembered that when he was a child, he did watch a horror movie about fighting zombies in space... (it seems to be one of Jason's)

"Go over and see, don't you know?" The monkey turned somersault, although there was no somersault cloud, but a kinetic energy was generated out of thin air, pushing him towards the direction of the reflection.

Feng Xue grinned, thinking about how to have a not-too-scary contact with the creatures of this world, but an inexplicable smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.

He thought of an idea that was scary enough!

Using the technique of transporting the five ghosts, Feng Xue chased the monkey and flew up, but before he could speak, the monkey suddenly formed a big hand, and pulled it out of thin air like picking a peach, the big hand stretched and retracted, and Before Feng Xue could see clearly what he had caught, the monkey jumped up and down and said:

"Little brother, what do you think I caught?"

"..." At this moment, Feng Xue saw clearly the object held in the monkey's big hand, and the corners of her mouth began to twitch involuntarily.

Regardless of size or color, this thing looks like a large vegetable basket, especially the two handles on it, which seem to be specially designed for being carried.

But the problem is that this thing is more than three meters high and nearly five meters long. The metal shell and the weird shape make it difficult to connect its appearance with its function.

"There seems to be someone inside this thing?" The monkey grabbed the large vegetable basket and shook it twice like a can, but Feng Xue didn't hear any sound.

But this is a normal thing. After all, in the universe, even if the people in that thing are screaming, he will definitely not be able to hear it.

Seeing that Feng Xue didn't speak, the monkey was a little annoyed, and immediately reached out and grabbed the handle at the top of the "vegetable basket" and said:

"Do you not believe it? If you don't believe me, I will open it for you!"

Seeing this, Feng Xue immediately stretched out her hand to stop her and said, "Don't, I believe it, I believe it! This is the universe! If you open this thing, the people inside will die!"

The monkey stopped immediately when he heard the words, and scratched his head and circled the vegetable basket—"What do you think this person is doing in the box? There is not even a window here, so it's not right to call it a house! Could it be canned food from living people? Do you think there are giants eating people in this world?"

Chapter 317 Resurrection Shock!

"This is not a can, it should be a life-saving cabin, um, you know the lifeboat? When the ship is about to sink, people will run in the lifeboat..." Feng Xue guessed as she looked at the big can that looked very similar to a vegetable basket .

When the monkey heard the words, he shook it twice again with an expression of disbelief, and then said thoughtfully:

"You mean, this is an escape boat on a Tianhe boat? But who else's escape boat looks like this?"

"Well, what is the Tianhe boat you're talking about?" Feng Xue always felt that there was an absurd sense of reality about the nouns that the monkey popped up from time to time. Maybe this is nonsensical?

"It's something used by heavenly soldiers and generals to fight in the galaxy. After all, most of the heavenly soldiers can only climb clouds. When fighting in the star sea, the speed is no different from standing still. When I was in the Yumajian, I had a good relationship with Marshal Canopy. When that guy was looking for Chang'e to play, I secretly played on his main ship. Although that thing is not as convenient as my somersault cloud, it is not bad that something with a few thousand feet can catch up with Tengyun."

"So what is the heaven in your world..." Feng Xue was trying to find out if the monkey in front of her could still rub bosons with her hands, when the monkey suddenly turned her head and said:

"You said there are no giants that eat people! What is that?"

"Huh?" Before Feng Xue could understand what the monkey meant, she saw the monkey somersault and disappeared. Two seconds later, the guy flew back, and by the way, he also picked up a big guy...

A big guy who can just carry the "vegetable basket" in his hand.

"Look, with this size, you still call it a rescue capsule. Hey, it doesn't seem to have a mouth? Are you saying this thing eats people?"

The monkey jumped up and down in the universe as if completely ignoring the weightless environment, pointing at the "big man" who had been trapped by the body-fixing technique, and looked like he wanted to pounce on him to open a can, but Feng Xue only opened his mouth halfway. , staring blankly at the big characters in the monkey's mouth, that expression was like seeing a pig flying in the sky.

"This, this is..."

"What? Do you know him?" The monkey tilted his head, jumped onto the big man's head, reached out and knocked, making two muffled noises, and then said disappointedly:

"I thought it was an iron bump turned into a spirit, but I didn't expect it to be a mechanism puppet, but there should be someone inside... I remember that this kind of manned mechanism has long been out of date..."

"I won't complain about the manned mechanism in your world."

Feng Xue looked at the Gundam who had been knocked by monkeys in front of her, and was in no mood to complain for a while. Although in the eyes of non-Gundam fans, except for a few particularly handsome ones, most Gundams basically looked the same, but Feng Xue It was still judged that this thing should be the early protagonist machine in the seed known as the "idol drama" - Strike.

In other words...

Is there a witch in this can?

Feng Xue turned her head and looked at the tin can behind her who was being dragged by egoism, she was speechless for a while, although she said she wanted to find a place where the Tathagata Buddha couldn't get through, why did she just go to the world of Gundam?

But it’s okay, go directly to the earth for a few months, if the Tathagata really can’t make it through, go home!

Feng Xue muttered a few words in her heart, and when she was considering whether to scare Kira who might be sitting in the raid, the monkey suddenly grabbed him and said:

"There are still a lot of people over there, let's go and have a look!"

After all, Feng Xue only felt a daze in front of her eyes, and when she opened her eyes, she found that she was already in a large warehouse, and the monkey was jumping up and down curiously, and the previously captured Gundam and the rescue capsule were placed beside him...

"Thanks to the fact that my body is made of general purpose for survival..."

Feng Xue grinned, but heard a series of footsteps. I have to say that after staying in the universe for so long, it is a kind of happiness to be able to hear the sound with my ears suddenly.

……

"Don't move! Put your hands on your head! Who are you? Can you understand Renlian language?"

"I won't complain about why Renlian's language is Japanese." Feng Xue was pointed at by more than a dozen guns, but she didn't panic at all. She was just joking. I don't know how much better Mr. Kill is than you guys, so I chatted with him happily!

"Don't move around, and that monkey, stop him quickly! It's a very sophisticated maintenance device!"

An uncle in overalls suddenly said loudly. Feng Xue turned her head and looked, her expression darkened slightly, because he saw the monkey climbing up a tree-climbing movement onto a presumably Gundam spare mechanical arm, and began to swing...

However, Feng Xue didn't intend to stop the monkey at all. Instead, she raised the corners of her mouth slightly and made a playful expression. She tapped her temples lightly with her fingers, and then used a device to build a screen that ordinary people could see. Make some fancy unknown characters, while speaking in Japanese called Renlian language:

"A scum with a combat power of only five... I can't imagine that there is such a weak civilization at the edge of the universe. Hey, your home planet must be in a good environment, right?"

"You, what are you talking about?"

The short-haired woman in a military uniform with an unknown badge inlaid on it, but it could be seen that it should be a military cap, asked with a little anger, but the younger people on the side seemed to realize something, and their faces were very ugly.

The smile on the corner of Feng Xue's mouth became more and more playful. He ignored the young man who was secretly tugging on the skirt of the short-haired woman, and walked around the ganache on his own, thinking thoughtfully:

"They're all old antiques. Really, they look about the same, and the technology gap is so big. But with this kind of equipment, it shouldn't be too far from their home planet, right?"

Although Feng Xue seemed to be talking to herself, it was especially ear-piercing in the empty garage. The faces of some young people had begun to turn pale, and those who were still unclear about the situation also tightened their hands. gun.

"Boy, what are you talking about, can this thing be turned on now?"

Just when Feng Xue was venting her desire to perform, the monkey suddenly jumped down from the mechanical arm, and knocked on the iron can that most likely contained the witch, as if picking up a watermelon, as if wanting to break it open.

"Let's go, let's go, don't forget there's someone else inside, it won't be good if it blows up." Feng Xue rolled her eyes, but she also wanted to see what the 3D version of the witch would look like, so she nodded immediately.

Upon hearing this, the monkey flicked its tail and said:

"Don't worry, it won't explode!"

"Wait, what do you want to do..." Hearing that Feng Xue and the monkey began to communicate in an incomprehensible language, a sense of crisis immediately arose in the hearts of those "ordinary people", but before they could ask their own questions, they were stunned to see the monkey stabbing, like tearing a potato chip bag, tearing open the life-saving capsule made of armor plates...

ps: I really didn’t plan to be an eunuch, but last month there were so many moths, the downstairs was renovated, the community was cut off, and I was doing nucleic acid sooner or later, the building next door was sealed off, and I even had a fever.Nothing to say, I will try to update it.By the way, there should be another chapter next, but don't wait, it's the same when I read it tomorrow.

Chapter 318 The Monkey's Bad Taste

I believe that the vast majority of people in this world have never heard the sound of an armor plate being torn apart by force, but at this moment, everyone understood one thing, this monkey... is definitely not a normal creature!

However, the monkey didn't seem to care much about these people's opinions. He stretched out his hand and fished out a girl with pink hair from the two-piece rescue cabin. It was bruised, and Guolu's elbows and shoulders also had obvious abrasions, presumably caused by the monkey violently shaking the box just now.

But the monkey didn't feel ashamed about it, just stretched out its paws, and grabbed her by the back collar like a kitten, and said to Feng Xue while dangling:

"I'll just say it's not an escape boat, right? Who would give the escape boat to such a fragile little girl? No, this physique can't even compare to a mortal army, right? Why let her go on a river boat? Hey, or A virgin, so this is still offering sacrifices to the river god? Tianhe is also a river?"

Feng Xue didn't know how to complain about Houzi's strange brain hole, so she could only shake her head and say:

"Maybe it's a civilian ship?"

"Private boats? Tianhezhou and private boats?" Monkey grinned and then looked at the big iron man... Ah bah, it's Gundam, and the eagerness in his eyes made Feng Xue a little bit toothache.

Feng Xue, who was more or less robotic, finally stopped the monkey from tearing up the iron giant again, reached out and tapped Qiang Xi's leg and said:

"Hey, you don't want to be torn apart by monkeys, do you? Come down quickly!"

"Kira, don't..."

There was a short whisper from the crowd, but it was interrupted immediately. Feng Xue turned her head and glanced at the young man whose mouth was covered. After a short memory excavation, she found that it seemed to belong to the little brother who was thrown to death by the holy shield?

But at this time, it was obviously counterproductive. With the sound like a balloon deflated, the hatch on Gao Da's chest opened, revealing the handsome little fresh meat with the head cabinet inside.

Unfortunately, before he could speak, he suddenly disappeared into the cockpit, and then the onlookers saw that there was another one in the monkey's hand that was caught by the collar.

"All boys and girls are all together? So this is really a sacrifice to the river god?" The monkey's thinking circuit is very Zhou's nonsensical style, or this guy is simply looking for fun.

But it's not incomprehensible. After all, the monkey has been played by the Tathagata for so long, and it's finally free.

However, the monkey didn't seem to have any intention of hurting others, and Feng Xue also planned to follow his will, reaching out to poke the face of Lacus who was being carried on the left, and said: "Speaking of which, you won't scare these two into fools, right? I can't even make a sound."

"This is the body-holding technique! The Seventh Fairy knows it, my grandson back then..."

"Wait a minute, if you say it again, it's a restricted class!" Feng Xue quickly stopped the monkey's mouth, which was about to babble, turned her head and walked towards the frightened onlookers, and picked out a golden-haired middle-aged man who looked the most official and said:

"Where is the restaurant?"

"..." The golden-haired middle-aged man didn't seem to understand Feng Xue's meaning, but Feng Xue had already secretly scanned the entire "Long Legs", nodded calmly and said:

"Thank you."

After finishing speaking, he turned around and waved to the monkey:

"Monkey, this way."

"Here we come!" Although the monkey didn't know what bad idea Feng Xue was planning, he found it interesting that these people looked dumbfounded, so he immediately followed Feng Xue out with the pair of boys and girls offering sacrifices to the river god. Ganaku.

"Then what... what is this situation?"

Mu, who was thanked inexplicably, pinched his face in a daze, as if he was still wondering what he saw, while Maru who was at the side said blankly:

"We, may have encountered aliens?"

"There are also alien monkeys..." The young man on the side muttered softly:

"Just now I saw them floating around in the universe without any equipment..."

"What kind of interstellar strange talk is this? Even if it is really an alien, it can't be such an exaggeration, right? That's a life-saving capsule! Just torn it apart like this?"

"How do I know? But that 'person' seems to have mentioned the parent planet?"

"He doesn't want to go to Earth?"

"My God, are we going to be the sinners of the earth?"

"Relax, maybe it's not as bad as we thought..."

"I think it's worse than we thought..."

……

"Hey, boy, what did you say just now to scare them like that?" the monkey was carrying two people who were several heads taller than him, and the monkey was floating in the air, looking around and asking in Chinese.

"I said why these equipment are so backward, why these people are so weak, there should be a planet with a good environment nearby..." Feng Xue did not mean to hide, she said truthfully.

Hearing this, the monkey suddenly started scratching its ears and scratching its cheeks, laughing while scratching:

"You kid is very bad! Hahaha, interesting, really interesting! Come on, come on, teach me how to say their bird language, I want to scare them too!"

"How should I teach this?" Feng Xue looked at Kira and Lacus who fell to the ground as soon as the monkey got excited, and was a little speechless.

Monkey looked at Feng Xue inexplicably, and then said in a tone of "you are stupid":

"Just tell me a few words of their common expressions."

"Ya Butterfly, Baga, Sbarasi, Magia Bakune..."

"Oh, I got it!" The monkey listened to a few words, then picked up Kira and shook it twice, and then responded with a correct Kanto dialect.

"You know it now?" Feng Xue couldn't understand how the monkey could learn Japanese with a few words, but the monkey only gave him a look of "it doesn't matter if you have a head", and suppressed Feng Xue's question go back.

"You must have used mind reading skills, right?" Feng Xue secretly slandered, but the monkey didn't care what he was thinking, just casually picked up Lacus who had been left aside, and continued to follow Feng Xuepiao.

"I said, what are you doing with these two?" Feng Xue didn't understand the monkey's operation, so the monkey raised the two of them and said as a matter of course:

"Sacrificing to the river god is also a sacrifice, and offering sacrifices to the old grandson is also a sacrifice. The old grandson has finally walked in the Milky Way. It's not too much to get a pair of boys and girls, right? If you don't accept it, let the river god ask me for it!"

"So it's not a sacrifice to the river god..." Feng Xue saw the monkey's behavior of deliberately speaking in Japanese, and she was sure that this guy must be doing it on purpose. Seeing that the more he played, the more he became addicted, she immediately lost the thought of correcting it, shook her head and said :