Kikyo and I are of one mind
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Although it's just a little arc, she's smiling!
I didn't expect you to be such a sister!
Compared to Feng's shock, Feng Xue's heart is full of relief. At least this means that Kikyo can accept such an environment.
Leaving aside the assassination, which is an obvious assassination, this yellow octopus is indeed the most suitable role for a school teacher that Feng Xue can think of.
Of course, for Feng who thought he could enjoy an idol drama-style campus love drama (although she might just be the heroine's younger sister), this situation is indeed a bit nonsensical, but in Feng Xue's view, as long as she gets over the initial discomfort, she will definitely like it here in the future.
……
"Jiangyou, what do you think?" Watching the "Physical Education Teacher" on the stage begin to roll out various weapons by name, Feng Xue leaned over to Kikyo and asked in a low voice, although it's okay to ask directly, but you have to enjoy the atmosphere of going to school, right?
"It's a very interesting place." Looking at the various ammunition and soft daggers using "BB bombs" that "Teacher Wujian" kept taking out from the box, Kikyo's brows showed a kind of "I'm curious" temperament, After learning some "Qi" from Feng Xue, she can roughly feel the surrounding Qi field, and it is this that interests her.
Yes, she wasn't interested in killing octopuses. In contrast, the surprise, confusion, and inexplicable emotions of these students made her feel interesting.
【Human Observation】
Maybe that's how it feels?
Fast forward to "Humans Are Really Funny".
cough cough.
"I'm asking, what are you going to do? Do you want to participate in the assassination of the octopus?" Feng Xue asked after receiving the BB bullets, firearms and dagger, while drawing the thread from them.
"You don't really plan to let my sister and I kill octopuses, do you?" Feng looked at Feng Xue in shock, but Kikyo shook his head calmly:
"Why kill him?"
"Well, how should I put it, it's not killing, but trying to kill. You can regard this as a class activity. Compared with going to class and leaving class for no purpose, participating in group activities will make you feel more like a student? You don't have to worry about that octopus, let alone killing it. Even if it really dies, I can pinch a new body for it and revive it?"
"Is that so?" Kikyo looked at Feng Xue's expression of racking her brains, the corners of her mouth slightly increased, and then said flatly:
"Then I'll give it a try..."
Chapter 2 class
pat, pat...
The sound of tentacles hitting the floor came from the corridor. Although he had received a day of training on the use of firearms, it was obviously meaningless for actual combat.
Therefore, even if someone wants to save the world, and someone wants to get a bounty, they are all quite nervous at this moment.
"Shoot-"
For the first time in their lives, the students felt that the sound of the wooden door opening was so harsh, but what followed was a soft cry——
"Hey? Would someone play such a small game with me? The teacher is really happy!"
"Game?" Everyone unconsciously looked at the octopus, only to find that this funny-looking octopus monster was holding a... eraser?
What idiot set up an eraser trap at a time like this? !
Inexplicable emotions emerged in the hearts of the students, but they seemed to ignore it. Even in such a tense situation, no one noticed the existence of this eraser.
Or maybe it was just because I was so nervous that I didn't notice it?
"Although I don't know which classmate did it, but if you just want to kill me with the intention of playing games, it would be too contemptuous of me?" The yellow octopus moved to the podium, stretched out its tentacles Picking up the roster on the table, he smiled and said:
"Okay, it's time for the morning meeting, and the students on duty will give orders!"
"stand up!"
With the sound of an indistinguishable voice, all the students stood up at the same time, and stood up at the same time, as well as the weapons in their hands.
"salute!"
With an order, the students immediately pulled the trigger and began saluting the yellow octopus with BB.
However, this kind of attack obviously has no objection in the opponent's eyes. He easily dodged every BB bomb, opened the roster by the way, and said in a voice that would not make any noise even at twenty times the speed of sound:
"Good morning, students, those who shoot can continue, but I'm going to start the roll call now, Isogai (what's the name j and b?)!"
"exist!"
"Sorry, the gunfire is a bit loud, can it be louder?" A mocking voice sounded in everyone's ears, and the student named Isogai shouted loudly again——
"exist--!"
"Very well, next, Kataoka..."
"To!"
"Oda!"
"Have!"
……
"Biankyo!"
"I'm here."
"Very good, no one is late, teacher, I am really happy! But it would be too naive to rely on the number of people to kill me!" The yellow octopus showed a mocking smile matching the yellow spherical head, but then he tilted his head again:
"Generally, it's a good thing to be alive, but... Yuki-san, can you tell me why you didn't shoot?"
Seeing the yellow octopus slowly approaching, Feng Xue spread her hands and said:
"I'm not interested in assassinations or anything, and I don't intend to earn that 100 billion worth of paper, so can I go to class, teacher?"
"Oh? According to what you said, as long as you are interested, you can kill me?" Green stripes suddenly appeared on the octopus's head, which seemed to be his expression when he looked down on people.
Feng Xue spread her hands and said helplessly:
"Teacher, it's meaningless for you to say that. The aggressive method is very dangerous!"
"Really?" The yellow octopus waved its tentacles, and the students who were still shocked that the octopus actually avoided all the bb bombs suddenly heard the sound of the piano.
"Your wire trap is very professional, but this kind of substance is useless to me, teacher!" The yellow octopus moved forward, and all the wires that blocked his movement snapped at some point, but it was exposed at the corner of Feng Xue's mouth. When he smiled, the octopus suddenly stopped, and said in a "dangerous" tone:
"Oh, he actually hid a trumpet. What a clever boy, the teacher is very happy! But don't look at the teacher, my eyes are small, but my eyesight is surprisingly good! Well, everyone, put away the guns and bullets, we are going to class, the first class is Chinese, who will read the text..."
Silence, deathly silence.
As an ordinary student, even a poor student, he was speechless when he was still playing a gunfight game one second and was in class the next.
Yes, the gunfight game, although the yellow octopus in front of you is scary, but most people still don't take the so-called assassination seriously. After all, the weapons they use for assassination seem too childish .
A bb bullet that won't hurt even if it hits the body, a soft dagger that will only bend even if it is cut with force, this kind of weapon, even if it is placed in a student fight, is not as lethal as bare hands, let them use this thing Dealing with monsters that can wax fighter jets in the sky at Mach [-], what is this if it's not a game?
"Ah, is there no one? Well, how about this? Youxi did the best just now, so you should come first?"
The octopus monster pointed its tentacles at Feng Xue, which embarrassed Feng Xue, who was already a little old.
However, considering that he wanted to come, he still gritted his teeth, picked up the textbook and said:
"In order to let me be relieved and optimistic, you begged me to take a bowl of cold and holy snow. For my kind and beautiful sister, take away the last desire..."
"Very good, students, do you know the background of this poem? This is..."
Octopus Monster tells the stories behind the poems in a very professional tone, and analyzes the rhetorical techniques and literary background one by one. If the ironic yellow head is not considered, it is really a course that can immerse students in it.
"How do you feel?" Feng Xue, who has no interest in the Chinese class of Neon, connected the sensing ability of the necklace on Kikyo's neck. Although the main function is to help Kikyo translate various foreign languages, it is also useful as a spiritual chat tool— —
In other words, this was originally developed by Feng Xue to make up for the loss of the chat function in her head, and the simultaneous translation is an additional function instead.
"I'm in class now." Kikyo's cold voice echoed back, and Feng Xue was embarrassed. How could co-authoring Kikyo still have such good student attributes?But feeling a hint of naughty "successful prank" in that emotion, Feng Xue understood that Kikyo had probably mastered a little bit of the correct way to play this game.
"Ahem, Kikyo, don't miss out, um, let's answer the question the teacher just asked!"
Should it be said that the octopus monster is really sharp?It was obviously impossible to hear the sound transmission in his head, he immediately caught the moment when Kikyo deserted, and then Feng Xue heard the message sent back from the necklace——
"What did he ask just now? How should I answer?"
What about the good student personality?
Chapter 2 Don't randomly add people to people!
"In the final analysis, can this kind of thing really kill that octopus monster?" Injured in the playground, Feng juggled the rubber dagger in his hand like a juggler. With such a strong physique, it is easy to surpass the top circus clowns—well, except for clowns with extraordinary characteristics.
However, it was not Feng Xue who answered her, but a yellow octopus in a cartoonish doctor's suit——
"What a disrespectful name, how can you call the teacher an octopus monster! I'm obviously not a monster, okay?"
"So you don't deny the octopus?" Feng grinned, and Feng Xue beside her felt that this girl was more and more like herself - even the style of complaining was exactly the same.
"Ah, this, to tell you the truth, as a teacher, I still like octopuses." The yellow octopus monster suddenly began to twist its tentacles, and Feng's face turned red when he saw it.
"Speaking of which, shouldn't it be disgusting at this time? Why are you blushing!" The green-haired octopus monster sister-in-law complained to Feng Xue's sister-in-law, this wave, this wave is the sister-in-law's war.
But before Feng realizes his problem, the green-haired middle school student pointed his gun at half of his brother-in-law and said:
"And teacher! If you don't want to be called a monster, just tell us your name! It's hard to distinguish from other teachers without a name!"
"Yes, yes! Teacher, you haven't even told us your name yet!"
A group of students started to make noise, but Feng Xue was keenly aware that many people were sneaking up on the octopus monster.
But the octopus monster didn't care about it. He scratched his round, emoji-like head with his soft, flexible yellow tentacles, and then tilted his head. To be honest, if it wasn't for that mouth, it might not be obvious that his head was upside down.
But now, against the background of that big mouth, the octopus monster who deliberately sold out cute replied in a distressed voice:
"I don't seem to have any suitable names for my teacher, why don't you help me choose one?"
"Isn't this too casual?" Feng rolled his eyes, but suddenly remembered a cold voice——
"Katsushika Hokusai?"
"Can I complain?" Feng Xue looked at Kikyo who silently spit out the name. How is this different from naming a cat Schrodinger?
Well, Hokusai doesn't abuse octopuses...
His old man gives benefits to the octopus!
Although octopuses are not interested in human females.
But this one in front of me...
amount……
How did it turn pink?
Teacher, you understand well!
Probably noticed Feng Xue's eyes, Katsushika Hokusai... cough cough, I mean the octopus monster's pink head was immediately as white as a wall, and its eyes and mouth also became serious (·_·), and then said in a somewhat mechanical voice:
"No, the teacher thinks it's better to have an exclusive name. It's rude to use another name...By the way, Kikyo-san, why didn't you participate in the training?"
"It's just that I can't use this kind of weapon, and with your speed, no matter what I'm good at or what I'm not good at, it seems that I can't kill you before you react." Kikyo said indifferently. Very weird words, to be honest, if it weren't for the blessing of the aura of first love, Feng Xue might want to retreat at this moment.
This temperament is really a bit too dark!
"But if you don't try, you can't succeed no matter what! Failure is the king of hard work... Ah, well done." The octopus monster pinched the throwing knife thrown at him, and seven or eight afterimages flashed instantly.
Of course, there is no need to move at high speed to deal with Kikyo's casual attack, but the problem is that at the same time as Kikyo launched an attack, more than ten guns were pulled out by different students from different positions, and then a round of crossfire coverage began .
But unfortunately, all wooden big!
"Wood, big, big, big, big, big!"
While dodging, the yellow octopus made a sound of dio gas, while dodging and circling around——
"It's too naive to rely on the number of people to suppress firepower. This kind of attack can't hit me at all. After all, as a teacher, I am a creature that can move at Mach [-]!"
The strong wind was blowing on the playground. Although it did not reach the level of horror that an object passing by Mach [-] could achieve, it was still enough to make people close their eyes subconsciously. Then, those students who were shooting randomly with guns suddenly realized that they There seems to be something wrong with my head.
"Because you guys are too slow, so I'm just going to help you maintain your heads if you're bored..." Yellow Octopus stopped in the middle of his sentence, and even flew back with his fast-moving body, because he was about to touch it. When he was holding Kikyo, a familiar cold light made him stop moving forward.
"It's a beautiful trap. If you use it later, you might get caught as a teacher!" Yellow Octopus turned to look at Feng Xue, but Feng Xue wrapped the pink rubber thread around her wrist with a flick of her hand, and said with a delicate expression:
"I understand the truth, but teacher, it's a physical education class now, can you please give back the class time to our physical education teacher who is about to die? Or can you send him to the hospital so that you can use the 'physical education teacher is sick' Let's go to cultural class with the excuse of '!"
"Don't just arrange for me to go to the hospital!" The blood vessels at the corners of Mr. Wu Jian's eyebrows were already shaking. If it wasn't for the somewhat funny world, Feng Xue really wondered if he would just have such high blood pressure and cerebral hemorrhage and then a cerebral hemorrhage. Can't sleep.
"So don't arrange for people to go to the hospital casually, and what's the matter with that disease? This is too tragic!"
"Eh?" Listening to Teacher Wu Jian's complaints, Feng Xue's expression froze slightly, then she turned her head to look at Kikyo speechlessly——
"So what, did I just say it?"
"Well, it's very loud." Kikyo nodded, and Feng who was beside him got out of nowhere, and said with a accustomed expression:
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