Kikyo and I are of one mind

"It's an old problem again."

"So when did I have this ghost problem?" Feng Xue immediately wanted to refute, but Kikyo suddenly made a very surprised expression, and then said as a matter of course:

"Isn't that what you've been doing since we've known each other?"

"That's why I didn't! I was just repeating the reading in my head, how could I say everything I thought of!"

"So you always thought you were just playing tricks?" Feng widened his eyes, as if he was shocked when he saw a circus employee with a lot of make-up on his face but didn't realize that he was a clown.

Chapter 2 Study hard for after-school tutoring

"The target's speed is very fast, so if you want to successfully assassinate him, it's impossible to kill him with one blow. However, the opponent has added restrictions to himself, so he won't hurt the students, and he won't destroy the school building casually. This undoubtedly limits his range of activities and speed. What I'm going to teach you now is how to change moves while attacking... that one who doesn't know what to say, what are you doing?"

"I'm reading, and I have a name. As a people's teacher, don't you think it's inappropriate to give students nicknames? Well, you are not a 'people' teacher, but as a teacher you should have Be ethical, right?" Feng Xue held up the Mandarin textbook in one hand, and said while yawning, several veins popped out on Teacher Wu Jian's forehead——

"So you have to study hard! Don't forget what you are here for!"

"So I'm studying hard! Speaking of which, even a teacher like you can't kill an octopus monster. I don't think I can kill him after learning your skills." Feng Xue rolled her eyes and continued to read her Japanese textbook. That's all for the subjects, but he really struggles with Japanese language. Whether it's Chibashu or modern language, those weird grammars are really quite uncommon sense.

Don't ask why he is troubled by grammar even though he speaks fluent Japanese. The readers who read the book are all fluent in Chinese, and I haven't seen a few people who can figure out Chinese grammar.

Teacher Wujian blushed from Feng Xue's words, and the veins on his forehead burst out, arguing: "If you can't kill an octopus monster, you can't be considered a bad skill. Can the monster thing be considered a bad skill?"

There were difficult words one after another, such difficult sentences as "there is a difference in hearing the truth" and "students do not have to be inferior to teachers", which caused the students to burst into laughter.

Well, what they laughed at was not Teacher Wujian's behavior, but because, as a physical education teacher, he picked up ancient Chinese...

……

"By the way, you're not really studying, are you?" Seeing that the bored teacher Wu Jian continued his assassination training, Feng walked over with small steps, glanced at the textbook in Feng Xue's hand, with a strange expression on his face.

"Why not? Studying hard is part of going to school." Feng Xue said, turning her head to look at Campanulaceae, which was not more than five meters away from him. At this time, she, who appeared to be no more than 15 years old, was holding a third-year math book, frowning and thinking hard.

Unlike Feng Xue who is not good at Japanese, Kikyo is not good at all subjects.

Well, there is no other way. If you ask her to distinguish herbs, monsters, or shoot bows, she must be first-rate or even super-first-rate, but if you ask her to do these things, it will be really difficult for her up.

To put it bluntly, when she was born, the grandfathers of many inventors of the formulas in this book were not even born yet.

Of course, Feng can't do it either, but Feng doesn't care!

Enjoyable scumbags have the fun of scumbags, so naturally they cannot be compared with scumbags who aspire to be masters.

"But don't you have that kind of quick learning...well, Zhu Zhinan's brain? Do you need to study so hard?" Feng seemed to think that Feng Xue had betrayed the scumbag class, or simply felt that being the only scumbag was too lonely, so he wanted to drag Feng Xue into the water.

It's not that Feng Xue must not study, at least Feng Xue must spare some time to play with her.

So speaking of old children, old children, Feng's current appearance is really no different from that of children.

How do you say something?Treat a 60-year-old man like a teenager, treat a 70-year-old man like a seven- or eight-year-old child, treat an 80-year-old man like a two- or three-year-old child, and treat a 90-year-old man. You can treat him like a baby.

And Feng, inexplicably, happened to meet the puberty that matched her appearance, and then had double puberty, double happiness, and the whole person was going crazy.

Feng Xue understood this little sister-in-law's thoughts to some extent, but he didn't intend to follow her. After all, now that he has studied well, he can help his wife with homework at night.

In order to be able to accompany my wife at night, I had to sacrifice my sister-in-law!

So, he cleared his throat and said solemnly:

"Feng, in the process of accelerated learning, I gradually understood one thing. The more I use accelerated learning to study liberal arts, the more it will run counter to the correct answer..."

"What exactly are you trying to say?"

"Liberal arts cannot use accelerated learning!"

Feng Xuedio raised the textbook angrily, and said serious lines with an arrogant expression. After seeing Feng looking at him with miserable eyes, he coughed twice and explained:

"Liberal arts and science are different. The answer to science is certain. Even those questions with multiple solutions can be obtained through exhaustive enumeration. In this way, multi-threaded thinking and super-fast comprehension ability can be easily brought into play. use.

But liberal arts is different. What it needs is understanding, understanding the author, understanding the person who made the question, and thinking about why the other party came up with such a question and why they have such a state of mind. There is no objection to the ability to compare people's hearts and understand others with excellent thinking ability. Simple memorization is fine, but when it comes to understanding, you still have to think for yourself. "

"In short, just follow the direction that the questioner wants to answer!" Feng accidentally said the core idea of ​​reading comprehension, which made Feng Xue narrow her eyes. Maybe her sister-in-law is still a liberal arts genius ?

"Jingle Bell……"

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and the sweaty students walked towards the changing room. The school of Nihong is really involved in this aspect. After all, there may be hundreds of students in a school. If the content is not improved, How can you compete with others?

(Even a barren mountain like the original book of Assassination Classroom can be hired to punish Class E in Daxing School. There are less than 150 students in one grade, and the whole school does not exceed 900 students including the high school.)

Although Feng Xue didn't sweat much, she still changed out of her sportswear, put on her school uniform again and went back to class.

It is really speechless to say that this old school building itself has more than 30 classrooms, in other words, it is enough to accommodate a whole school of students, but at this time there are only [-] people attending classes here.

After all, this kind of old school building is a frequent occurrence area of ​​neon strange stories——

After all, only places like Neon can extravagantly play games like old school buildings. Changing the flower planter, old school buildings?What about playing?If you don't build new teaching buildings to attract students, you can sell them to developers to earn money!

Chapter 2: The Road to School

The school bell rang, and he and Kikyo walked side by side on the way home from school. Although the old school building is located on a barren hill, it will merge with the main campus road not far after going down the hill.

From here, the poor mountains and rivers on both sides of the road suddenly become beautiful. The carefully pruned cherry trees are blooming with wonderful colors, and the petals falling slowly at a speed of [-] centimeters per second brushed the cheeks of pedestrians from time to time. , It's really a wonderful scroll that can only be seen in comics.

"How do you feel about the first day of class?" Walking on this road, Feng Xue felt that the atmosphere was very good, so she tried to talk like a junior high school student.

"It's very distressing not being able to understand the textbooks." Kikyo said distressed, but Feng Xue could clearly capture the 3° slight upturn at the corner of his mouth.

No doubt she was happy.

"It's that octopus monster that is really annoying!" Just as Feng Xue and Kikyo were enjoying the beautiful atmosphere like "the road to school between childhood sweethearts", the sister-in-law suddenly came out, and the style of painting changed from a youthful love scene all of a sudden. It became a campus sand sculpture show.

If I had to make an analogy, it would be like going from Nagatoro's bullying way to school to Chio's way of going to school.

All in all, it's a sight to behold!

"Don't jump out from the side all of a sudden!" Stretching out her hand, she parted Feng Xue, who was about to squeeze her head between Feng Xue and Campanulaceae, and Feng Xue pulled the distance away helplessly, then sighed and said:

"He is also a teacher after all, so let's be more polite!"

"Obviously you were the one who called the yellow octopus monster first, okay?" Feng curled her lips and said dissatisfiedly.

"This is called a double standard."

Watching Feng Xue and her younger sister quarrel, Kikyo somehow felt that her mood was a little delicate, but she didn't know how to express it, so she could only change her direction slightly, but perhaps she didn't expect that she just slightly changed her "driving" line", Feng Xue and Feng suddenly stopped arguing.

because--

"Jiangyou/Sister has always walked in a stable way!" ×2

Although the voice synchronization in the brain is indeed a bit tacit, it also shows Kikyo's usual painting style.

The name is not the kind of Miss Qianjin who is strictly required, but the way of walking, sitting, lying and speaking of Kikyo is very formal, so formal that it is as serious as those snacks that are only sold when they go to the grave as a tribute.

Kikyo's walking gait is not straight, it's as serious as if your netizens who only post "I'm fine" under Fuliji every day on the Internet suddenly start saying "Don't be shy".

Realizing that Kikyo's mood might have changed, although they didn't know why, Feng and Feng Xue wisely stopped their bickering and began to observe whether Godzilla or Baltans appeared around them.

But there is no doubt that the situation on the road is normal, so normal that it is only different from the school uniform in Feng Xue's previous life.

Even those who bully students on the side of the road...

Forehead?

Bullying students?

Good guy!

Feng Xue suddenly felt that she understood, and immediately walked forward a few steps, and then saw the indistinguishable blue-haired pair of ponytails in the class.

Although it is a bit short, it is indeed a double ponytail.

"It seems that you have adapted to class E very well, have you ever said that?"

"Yes, yes, it must have become the same as those garbage, right?"

"It's really miserable, if I would rather die than go to that kind of place..."

……

"Although I think I've seen this episode in the original book, it seems like I haven't reached this kind of plot yet, right? Or is this blue hair treated like this every day?" Feng Xue subconsciously curled her lips, walked forward with her hands in her pockets, and said with a light smile:

"Hey, even though you look weak, you are still a boy, right? Even if you don't like fighting, you don't want to hit people, and you don't even want to leave?"

"I remember you are... Youxi?" The blue-haired pair of ponytails froze for a moment before recalling Feng Xue's name, but the passers-by were reluctant——

"Who are you? Are you also the garbage of Class E?"

"Trash?" Feng Xue raised her eyebrows, looking at these students with great interest, but Kikyo's voice sounded in her ears——

"Don't make too much noise."

"Well, I just let these children who have never seen the cruelty of society understand the world of adults." Feng Xue showed a dangerous smile on her face, took out her phone and tapped it a few times, then looked at The family who took the lead in calling him trash lived to:

"Created by Yaskawa? His father is a middle-level employee of Hayata Co., Ltd.? His mother is a full-time housewife? The family still has a mortgage, and a younger sister is in elementary school? Family savings do not exceed [-] yen?"

"You, what do you mean?" The student's expression suddenly became flustered, but Feng Xue spread her hands and said:

"It's not interesting? It's just to let you know that for me who was called rubbish by you just now, a company of the level of Hayata Co., Ltd. is something I can buy and disband when I'm bored.

In other words, my pocket money for a few days can make your father lose his job, keep you and your sister out of school, make your house foreclosed, and make your whole family squeeze into private rooms in Internet cafes, so you understand No ah?

I go to school because I think it's fun, so I don't care if class A or class E, but you go to school for your future life, and you are willing to spend time bullying people when you are gambling with life and death, your life is really cheap ! "

"You, you..." The student's expression collapsed in an instant, he didn't doubt Feng Xue's meaning, because a person who can check out your family in an instant, even if it is not as exaggerated as he said, is not too far away.

"What me? Don't worry, I don't like campus bullying, so I won't let other people's family go to Mount Fuji for a trip (Japanese slang, implying suicide), but I'm not so bullied that I'm scolded No response, do you understand what I mean?"

"I'm so sorry, we don't dare again!"

A few students from an unknown class ran away in a panic, leaving behind blue-haired double ponytails in a daze, looking at Feng Xue in a little bewilderment:

"Well, Yuki-san, you just now..."

"Of course I lied to them!" Feng Xue spread out her hands and said confidently, "Although I'm not poor, I'm not so mentally retarded that I spend hundreds of millions just to vent my anger, right? Trillions, people who wake up in a bed of [-] meters every day are stupid and rich?"

"But..." The blue-haired pair of ponytails was momentarily at a loss for words, but his expression clearly read——

"You didn't look like you were joking just now."

"Learning to use aura to intimidate the enemy is also a very profound knowledge, not only in assassination, but also in daily life!"

ps: From ancient times to the present, liberal arts has to speculate on the thoughts of the questioner, just like the ancient imperial examinations, you have to study who the examiner is, if the examiner is a reformist, then your essay must be radical, and the examiner is conservative, your essay must be conservative, so that you can pass the test.

In modern times, it is politics, humanities, and social forms. For example, in the same article, a couple has how many children. A few years ago, you would have to answer that having more children would be a heavy burden on the family. Now you It means that more children can contribute more value.

Essays are humanistic essays. The so-called standard answers are completely different from the concept of standard answers in science.The answer in science is the answer, and in liberal arts, even if you mean the same thing, different wording will give you different points.

Chapter 211 What kind of trick is this?

In the evening, when Feng Xue returned to the school district room that Feng Xue bought next to the school, Feng Xue and Kikyo started a pleasant homework time when Feng ran to make dinner.

In fact, finishing the meal was originally the work of the shadow clone, but Feng himself didn't intend to do his homework properly, so he simply left it to her.

But to be honest, Kikyo, who is thinking hard about how to do the questions, is super cute!

Seeing Jikyo's brows slightly frowned, with a confused expression in her eyes, Feng Xue straightened her whole body, moved a few times to get beside Jikyo and said:

"Is there anything you don't understand?"

"Yeah." Kikyo hummed with a shy tone that could almost be called rare, and Feng Xue immediately lowered her head, looking at the topic on Kikyo's homework——

"Oh, it looks like you understood in class today? Did you actually do math from the very beginning, or trigonometry? Well, let me see..."

"It's not a trigonometric function... it's an area..." Kikyo said with a reddish face:

"Today's class is too difficult, and the homework is completely incomprehensible, so I plan to learn from the very beginning."

"..." Feng Xue looked at the triangle, thinking that there are only three lines in this thing, how much more to calculate the area?Why don't you start with addition, subtraction, multiplication and division?

However, considering that the scumbag is Kikyo, he immediately developed infinite patience and began to explain the algorithm of the area of ​​a triangle to Kikyo.

What?Too licking?

If you can get equal rewards for your efforts, then it's not licking, but petting!

That's right, Feng Xue loves Kikyo a lot!

But just when the atmosphere between the two was just right, Feng appeared at the door again.

"..." Feeling the ripples that Feng had already entered the range, Feng Xue sighed in her heart, and was ready to welcome the intervention of her sister-in-law's epic light bulb. Unexpectedly, after waiting for a long time, she did not wait for the expected disturbance. On the first page, I started to compete with several triangles that were spliced ​​together.

"Has Feng's temper changed?" Without looking back, Feng Xue tried to sense the state of Feng behind him with the method of gazing. Although he is better at sensing ripples, Ripple Maple also knows it. On the contrary, the technique of gazing can better observe.