Something is wrong!A hundred worlds traversed at the same time are not right

Hou Yi only felt that his thighs softened and his brothers hardened, and he fell to the ground with his whole body squatting.

"Hahaha! God helped me too!" Xiaoqing smiled and walked to Hou Yi's room.

"The poison of the six-eyed flying fish is the most poisonous in the world! Dragon nature is the most obscene. Originally, I was going to rely on it to help me transform into a dragon. I didn't expect to have such an unexpected harvest as you." While talking, Xiaoqing pulled Hou Yi's pants chain.Hou Yi's swollen and purple red dragon jumped out directly.

"Little brother, if you don't deal with your poison quickly, your thick and long dick may swell to the point of bursting~" Xiaoqing spit out the letter, and then said, "Do you want me to help you get rid of the poison?" Toxin sucked out? You only need to pay a little Yang Qi and Dragon Qi to keep your root of joy~"

How could Hou Yi answer, he could only let Xiaoqing do what he was poisoned in his body.I saw Xiaoqing wrapped her long tongue full of saliva around Hou Yi's good brother, and then began to suck...

The needle does not poke, the feeling of a gossip woman does not poke the needle.

After a long time, a little dark purple essence gushed out, giving Xiaoqing a fine wash.Xiaoqing flicked her tongue, and licked off the burning dirt on her upper body a few times.Looking at Hou Yi's still standing red dragon, Xiaoqing couldn't help but said, "Why is it still so big? Could it be that there is still some residual poison?"

Before she could figure out what was going on, Hou Yi, who had expelled the toxin, stretched out a few tentacles and tied Xiaoqing tightly.

"You like to hug me, don't you? It's just right, I'm greedy for you too." Hou Yi said with a smile.

"Hey?! Let me go! You...what the hell are you?!"

Frightened, Xiaoqing flicked her tail in a panic, and a long tail went straight to Hou Yi to pull it away.But he didn't want her tail to be directly grabbed by Hou Yi, and the secret path hidden in the scales under the pubic bone was also exposed in front of Hou Yi.

Looking at the twitching honey hole and disheveled tail of the snake girl in front of him, Hou Yi feigned anger and said, "Diao Chong Xiaoji dared to fight against the door, and didn't take me seriously at all! Dawei Tianlong!"

"You... what are you going to do?!"

Before Xiaoqing could react, Hou Yi's Chilong rushed in directly.

Chapter 89 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this green snake!

Whether it is the mating pictures of Fuxi and Nuwa, the first human ancestors in the East who are half-human and half-snake, or the legend in Western Christianity that snakes tempted Adam and Eve to eat the forbidden fruit in the Garden of Eden.Snakes symbolize "love" and "desire" in different cultures.The snake is a metaphor for sex and the embodiment of desire.Snakes are obscene in nature.

Therefore, although Xiaoqing was forcibly visited by Hou Yi, but Hou Yi didn't know it a few times, and Xiaoqing, who had just experienced human affairs, started to enjoy it.

Snakes are temperature-changing animals, even if they become refined.Xiaoqing's body temperature is very low, and her body surface is icy cold.In such a hot summer, it is very pleasant to hold her such a soft, cold living pillow.However, what makes Hou Yi a little upset is that Xiaoqing's body is also cold.It's like using a red-hot iron rod to drill a large block of ice. Although a lot of water can be melted, the enthusiasm of the iron rod will continue to decrease, won't it?

Therefore, Hou Yi stepped up a little bit more and increased the speed of several gears, trying to generate heat through friction.

"Hmm~ You... Take it easy~ I have a little bit of dragon blood... There, there is... from the dragon's lair. Uh! Um..." Xiaoqing said softly.

This dragon's lair is really a little fairy named Chun, she is extraordinary.Whether it is suction, water output, flexibility or contraction strength, it is much stronger than that of ordinary women.Unfortunately, even so, with Hou Yi's ability, he would not surrender easily.

"Hey, I heard that snakes can be made for dozens of hours at a time, is it true?" Hou Yi asked while playing with Xiaoqing's tail.

"Ha... ha... I... this is my first time... how do I know?" Xiaoqing replied while panting, "Also... I don't call you hello... My name is Xiaoqing... Um~ Why do you suddenly use such big words? power?!"

……

After a long time, the entangled man and snake finally separated.

"Hey...can I live with you?" Xiaoqing asked.

Hou Yi smoked a cigarette, and replied, "Huh? Why, you will rely on me if you play well?"

"I, I'm about to transform into a dragon. I want to use your dragon energy and essence to help me practice." Xiaoqing replied.

Hearing the so-called "Dragon Qi" in his body, Hou Yi suddenly became interested, and asked, "Huh? I have Dragon Qi in my body? Tell me carefully!"

"Huh? Don't you know? You can send out dragon power to scare me, and you have several strange tails... Doesn't a guy like you know that you have dragon power?" Xiaoqing asked suspiciously. road.

"If you tell me, just say it! What is dragon aura? Why do I have dragon aura?"

"Just say it...don't attack me..." Xiaoqing said a little aggrieved, "Dragon Qi is the core of dragon power..."

"Dragon? There are dragons in this world?!"

"Yes, of course there are dragons in the world! Like me, I will soon transform into a dragon. And this mountain under your feet, this mountain is formed from the remains of a red dragon in ancient times." Xiaoqing took it for granted Said.

"Wait, you said that this mountain was transformed from a dragon's corpse?! woc, that is to say, this Kunba mountain is not a bastard head but a dragon head?!" Hou Yi was shocked, "Wait... a red dragon?! Then , is there another white dragon?"

"Bailong... I don't recognize it. But I have a sister White Snake, she has been missing for more than 20 years..." Xiaoqing scratched her head and recalled, "Sister... no, the world has suppressed demons even more in recent years, and I can't think of anything about my sister..."

"More than 20 years ago?" Hou Yi rubbed his chin, thinking through the sage time that hadn't subsided.

"More than 20 years ago, that is, more than 20 years ago... I remember Uncle Shi said that Master Zhijuan came to Baopigou more than [-] years ago. In that year, there were floods and snake disasters...water, snake...snake, hehe, The snake acupuncture needle doesn’t poke... No! Why did my thoughts go astray again? It was the same when I was thinking about Xiangru last time..."

"In the dark, it seems that something is disturbing my thinking! I seem to be able to keep the spirit platform clear and think about the demons only when I smoked during the time of the sage...Why?"

"I don't understand...how about another wave of sage time?"

Thinking of this, Hou Yi cast his eyes on Xiaoqing.

Xiaoqing was a little scared by Hou Yi, and she asked, "Hey, why are you staring at me all of a sudden? What are you doing?"

"you."

"Eh?!"

"Aren't you going to live with me for a few days? Then use your body to mortgage the rent." As he said that, Hou Yi wanted to become a reckless hero again.

"Wait... wait a minute!"

Xiaoqing firmly covered the two scales covering the flower path.

"I...my place is full...I haven't finished absorbing it yet. Can I use my mouth..." Xiaoqing said shyly.

"Huh? You can still store sperm there?"

This is the ignorance of Hou Yi who is a student of farming. Because of its special physiological structure, female snakes can store the essence injected by male snakes in their bodies for a long time.When the external conditions are suitable, the female snake will use the stored essence to conceive on its own.Therefore, most people who travel to the world where there are women of different races like to see snakes, not only because of the special experience of comfort and ice and fire, but also because snake mothers have no menstrual period and can choose whether to conceive.

Long story short, after listening to Xiaoqing's explanation, Hou Yi readily agreed to Xiaoqing's request.After another burst of "Blowing the moon cave flute with jasper, moving the emperor's bell, and the golden liquid in the mouth." Hou Yi used the sage's time and the magic cigarette to sort out his thoughts clearly.

"First of all, ask the village chief and Uncle Shi for information to find out what happened 20 years ago. Second, find out what is going on with the dragon aura on my body. The little nun Jingchen seems to know a lot of things, so I have to start with her. Third, take good care of the Mingmucao planted in the yard. Now I really need the complete original magic cigarette. Fourth..."

"Hey, why are you in a daze again?" Xiaoqing said, "You don't want it again, do you? Please forgive me, my mouth is numb..."

"First of all, I don't call you hello, you should call me Hou Yi or master. Second, come and follow me home." Saying that, Hou Yi picked up Xiaoqing.

"In the eyes of other people, you should be a big snake, right? In order to prevent you from scaring the cave students I come to make up for, you can live in the pool in my yard during the day. At night, you can come to my house Sleep in bed, wait for me to come home in the middle of the night... By the way, these few days you and my dog ​​have to watch over the vegetables grown in my yard... and..."

"Okay, don't talk about it! Why are you like Tang Monk in Journey to the West, chatting non-stop!"

"Hey, have you ever seen a movie?" Hou Yi joked, "You said I look like Tang Monk? Well, indeed, the female fairies in my family are enough to play a few games..."

……

In the middle of the night, Hou Yi was resting on the bed with his arms around the cold big meat pillow.

Today is really a real day. In the morning, he turned into a reckless hero. In the afternoon, he danced with Xiaoqing, Hongying, zither, dragon and snake. In the first half of the night, he had to discuss equestrianism with Xiangru.Fortunately, his body is good enough, otherwise it would be impossible for ordinary people to stand up.

In short, Master Hou, who had been busy all day, finally had time to go to the chat group for a while.With a thought in the village Hou Yi's mind, his consciousness came to the chat group temple.

At this time, the king Hou Yi was gesticulating and talking to the priest Hou Yi in front of a sand table.The father Hou Yirao watched the discussion between the two with interest.The succubus Hou Yi was putting a few blankets with strange magic circles that he had just made into the locker.The cadre Hou Yi was standing beside the succubus Hou Yi, chatting with him.

Village Hou Yi didn't say hello either, he put his hand on the astrolabe and shared the memory.

"Hey, the country brother is here." The cadre Hou Yi greeted first, "Long time no see. Thank you for sharing the 'expanded magazine'. Otherwise, I really wouldn't be able to deal with that live juicer of Oporo."

"One thing to say, it's really awesome. The ammunition capacity is larger, the reload speed is faster, and the firepower is stronger." The succubus Hou Yi echoed.

"You can just use Shun Liu." Country Hou Yi said, "By the way, what are you talking about?"

"Damn, I just wanted to ask Brother Succubus if there is any magic that can deal with Opuro. I can't anal her head-on. I have tried cunts, sprays, and small pills, but nothing works. Hypnosis is not enough. I haven’t tried it, and I guess if it doesn’t work, I should die.” The cadre Hou Yi said, “No, I’m trying to find a way from magic.”

"You are looking for the wrong person. I have just learned two hands of magic, and I have shared them with everyone. As for the new one, sorry, there is no way out." Hou Yi, the succubus, spread his hands helplessly, "Since the end of giving My magic book, that bad-natured washboard, just disappeared. The promised new succubus doesn’t even believe it.”

"Well, it seems that I can only hope that after the king's brother takes down the second fortress, he can get some new abilities from the goddesses they enshrine." The cadre Hou Yi said, "Or a cowhide suddenly comes to coax you new boss."

"It's better not to daydream. However, after reading the memories you shared, that Opuro seems to be eager for our essence. I just found out what is going on with the Dragon Qi from Xiaoqing today. You can synchronize it with me just now. Shared memories. Maybe it will be helpful to you. I'll go to the king's brother to join in the fun." Village Hou Yi said.

Saying that, the two walked towards the astrolabe and the sand table respectively.

"Hey, brother king, where is the plan?" asked Hou Yi in the village.

"The plan is almost done." The king looked up and said, "It is better to dismantle the second fortress from the inside and strive for a bloodless liberation. Now the empire does not know that the black beast and the first fortress are already in my pocket .So I plan to let the Black Beasts turn in and pretend to attack the second fortress. Then Alicia and I will enter the second fortress in the name of reinforcements from the first fortress. After that, we will drug, hypnotize, and blanch it. Take down Princess Prim in the second fortress with a small combo."

"The only problem now is how to deal with the goddess behind Prim." Father Hou Yi added, "According to the information given by Rasti, who has been made into a personal Christmas tree by the king's brother. The second fortress is dedicated to Charity, which symbolizes benevolence among the seven virtues. Its ability is healing and immunity from evil."

"Malicious immunity... is indeed a troublesome ability." Village Hou Yi also rubbed his chin and thought, "Can't you have any hostility or malice towards her, so you can't do anything that hurts her..."

"Then, what if you think you are doing harm to her with good intentions rather than malicious intentions?" Village Hou Yi said.

"We thought about it. I plan to control Alicia to deal with Prim. I remember that Prim had some orange feelings for Alicia in the original game." King Hou Yi said, "Of course, I will definitely not do such stupid things as cutting meat and feeding wolves. How to do it depends on the actual situation."

"Don't just talk about me, what's going on with you?" King Hou Yi asked.

Village Hou Yi smiled and joked: "You, please synchronize my latest updated memory first. Let's put it this way, you, the king, are now the real dragon emperor with dragon spirit!"

"Okay, then I'll take a look first." King Hou Yi responded.

"Me too." The priest and father Hou Yi said in unison.

……

After sharing the information, the rural Hou Yi's consciousness returned to the real world.Looking at Xiaoqing who was already sleeping soundly in his arms, Hou Yi rubbed her chin and thought, "I can roughly guess what this 'red dragon descends on the white dragon' means. But this 'frost tiger bites' Yutu' I still don't have a clue. However, I have a feeling somewhere... the big one is coming."

Intermission: The Maiden Who Serves the Gods

A neon country in a parallel world, a single rental apartment near Shibuya Station.

Half lying on the bed, Mitake Yuka with drooping legs, boredly put down the flip phone covered with various decorations.

While shaking her legs, she said in a voice pretending to be weak: "I'm so idle, and I'm hungry~"

Sitting under the bed, Hou Yi, who was leaning against the bed and brushing his phone, didn't pay attention to the pair of little feet wrapped in white cotton bubble socks that were draped over his shoulders.Although he never tires of licking these feet.

Seeing that Hou Yi didn't respond, You Xiang went on to say, "My one and only god, let's go cook, okay~"

"No." Hou Yi replied, "After helping You Xiangjiang wash and change clothes, I really don't have the energy to cook."

"Ah~ why is this~"

You Xiang slid down and rubbed Hou Yi's chest with her own feet.

"Yi Sang~ let's go cook~ Youxiang is starving~" Youxiang coquettishly said.

"I've already ordered a pizza. It will arrive in about five or ten minutes." Hou Yi responded.

"Ah? Really? Is it going to wait so long? Can you hurry up, Kami-sama?" You Xiang said, pawing Hou Yi's chest lightly with her feet.

"I have no choice, after all, I'm not really a god." Hou Yi said helplessly.

Hou Yi is certainly not a real god.The reason why Mitake Yuka called Hou Yi "Master God" was because she was a girl treated by God.

The so-called god waiting (かみまち), literally translated as "waiting for the gods", is an argot that originated in Japan.It usually refers to the behavior of teenagers/girls who run away from home to "look for someone to stay" on the street or online forum message boards.And those who provide food and lodging for the runaway girls will be called "gods" by the runaways.

Of course, although there are indeed good people who help others selflessly, most of the "gods" will charge some... "fees" from the god-serving girls, for example, their bodies.Thus, the maiden waiting for the gods became the maiden serving the gods.

Hou Yi is naturally not a good person who helps others selflessly, and the economic strength of the original owner of the orphan community he has become through time travel does not allow him to help others selflessly.

According to the normal development of the script, Hou Yi and You Xiang originally only had a one-night dewy marriage, and then went their separate ways.However, to Hou Yi's surprise, Yuxiang is a young girl even though she looks like a hot girl.What Hou Yi didn't expect was that after taking Youxiang's first blood, the girl became dependent on him.The two lived together in this not-so-spacious single apartment for two years.

On weekdays, Hou Yi goes to work normally, while You Xiang goes to boarding school.When it comes to weekends and other holidays, the two of them get bored with each other all day long, having a big do and do in their love nest.Satisfied and tired, the two hug each other, sometimes talking about moonlight and roses, and sometimes muttering about the trivialities of life.They will hug tightly, as if they are trying to rub each other into their own bodies.This is how they live, although they are not very rich, but they are sexually blessed and happy.

"Yi Sang~ Can't you make me something to eat first?"

"By the way, can't You Xiang Jiang learn to cook by herself? Cooking is a compulsory course for a virtuous wife." Hou Yi said.

"I don't want to be a virtuous wife. I just want to be my only god's maiden~" Yuka said in a natural tone, "Speaking of which, five or ten minutes... having sex once should be enough."

"Haha, vvv. Don't say it once, with the sensitivity of Youxiang sauce, it's enough to reach the top twice." Hou Yi responded while typing.

"I'm not kidding."

After speaking, You Xiang sat up, clamped Hou Yi's neck with her soft thighs, and then covered Hou Yi's eyes with her hands.

"Don't make trouble, wait until I finish this chapter. Our summer trip will depend on this book..." Hou Yi moved Youxiang's hand away.

But Youxiang's hands slipped from Hou Yi's neckline into his jacket.

"Hey, don't pinch my humiliating head..." Hou Yi said helplessly, "If you really want to do it, you can lick my bottom as you like."

"Huh? You are really an arrogant god. But if you are idle, you are idle, so just lick it."

You Xiang jumped off the bed and knelt between Hou Yi's legs.

"If you do it hungry, I might bite it down~" Saying that, You Xiang deftly pulled Hou Yi's trouser chain with her teeth.

"Ham ~ Chirp Guru ~"

"Hee hee hee, get hard~" You Xiang smiled coquettishly.

Hou Yi put down his phone and said, "You Xiangjiang, can you show your breasts?"

"Hmph~ I still want to do it in the end!" Saying that, Youxiang took off her shirt directly, "Come on, let's see the trick! Use this to rub for a while~ Oupai is so comfortable with the saliva and Yi Sang's prostatic fluid~? "