"Yuxi, caught~Ham~"
"Youxiang sauce, don't suck it so hard, it's not milk tea..."
……
"Guru~"
"Youxiangjiang's stomach is growling... It seems that you are really hungry." Hou Yi supported Youxiang's waist and teased, "I heard that when you are hungry, the pleasure of climbing to the top will be stronger~"
"Haha~ What a wicked god~" Youxiang responded to Hou Yi with her cat's buttocks raised.
"Wow, the suction is so tight all of a sudden, Youxiang sauce is also looking forward to it~"
Just when the two of them went to the wonderful place.
"Ding dong~" the doorbell rang.
"The pizza has arrived... Shall I go out and sign for it first?" Hou Yi asked.
"Hmm...don't pull it out, I'm going to say it again~"
Hou Yi ignored You Xiang's complaints, patted her little butt lightly, then pulled up his pants and went out to get pizza.
"Big beef sausage, more cheese...Eh? Youxiang sauce, why did you open the curtain?" Hou Yi looked at the girl lying in front of the window and asked suspiciously.
"I want to see the cherry blossoms. I can see the small park downstairs from here. The cherry blossoms are blooming..."
"So... should I eat the pizza while it's hot, or..."
"I don't know if the pizza is still hot or not, but it's getting cold here~"
As she spoke, You Xiang turned her head and separated her two butterfly wings with her two fingers.
"Come back in. Hmm~ As expected of God, you haven't softened at all~?"
Because they played too much, the two of them still couldn't eat the hot pizza in the end...
"Hey~ Yi Sang. I'm going back to school tomorrow." You Xiang who was lying in Hou Yi's arms said softly, "When I'm not around, Yi Sang will be very lonely."
"Although it will be very lonely. Work hard during the day, write novels at night, and then do some exercise. If you are too tired, you will fall into a drowsy sleep. Just wait until the weekend." Hou Yi said, and hugged Youxiang a little tighter.
"Don't hold me so tightly, I won't disappear suddenly."
"Because Youxiang sauce is soft, it's very comfortable to hug." Hou Yi said in a natural tone.
"Hey, Yi Sang. Do you want to hug me again?"
"Then...do you want to use that side to reach the summit this time?"
"Hate~Of course I have to!"
……
The next day, after sending Youxiang to school, Hou Yi took the tram to the company.
"Work, work, work! Even if I travel through time and have a girlfriend who is a high school student who is so cute, can I still not escape the fate of becoming a social animal?" Hou Yi habitually murmured in his mind, "But Fortunately, the script of "The Reasoning of Clinical Criminal Psychologist Hideo Himura" from Ctrl C has finally been chosen... It's not as simple as it is written in the novel..."
Just when Hou Yi was thinking about it, a girl wearing a student uniform and carrying a big suitcase who struggled to get on the tram caught Hou Yi's attention.
"I came here on Monday today. At this time, I was alone outside, and I was still holding a salute... She should be a girl from a family. It's just like You Xiangjiang at that time." Hou Yi rubbed his chin and thought, "Forget it , It's none of my business. Let's think about how to take revenge in the company today..."
"Well... we're almost there..."
Chapter 90 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this mountain!
Although I had a premonition that "the big one is coming", Hou Yi's life in the countryside was still so leisurely in the past two days: doing farm work, being a girl, being a girl, and then doing farm work.
However, Hou Yi is not completely idle.He figured out from Xiaoqing what was going on with these female fairies in his family.
Regarding the reason why ordinary people cannot see the true nature of goblins and some goblins do not know that they are goblins, it sounds a bit nonsense, that is, "you are not allowed to become a goblin after the founding of the country."Well, this is a bad joke.However, the real reason is somewhat similar to this joke.
For nearly a thousand years, for unknown reasons, all kinds of fairies in this world were suddenly suppressed by a mysterious force.Their demon power is constantly passing away, and even the memory and intelligence of being a demon are constantly dissipating.In order to preserve the race of demons, several great demons at that time came up with a method called "Entering Evil".
The so-called "entering evil" is to create a different space parallel to the real world. The demons store most of their demon power and human-shaped bodies in this different space called "evil". The pre-formed animal images are now in the world.
After entering the calamity, the goblins become a "quantum superposition state" similar to Schrödinger's cat in the real world. When humans fail to observe their bodies, humans cannot touch the bodies of the goblins.Similarly, if goblins cannot leave "E", then their bodies cannot interfere with the real world.
Although "Entering Misfortune" can delay the passage of demon power, it only treats the symptoms but not the root cause after all.As time passed, the power and consciousness of the goblins gradually dissipated.Many goblins have completely degenerated into real small animals.In modern times, there are only some goblins who are strong or have a way to replenish their demon power and can survive.
"So... other goblins can only support themselves, why are you still able to go one step further and prepare to transform into a dragon?" Hou Yi, who was pinching Xiaoqing (. People.) asked curiously.
"I have the blood of the dragon clan! In addition to the thin dragon aura in the mountain formed by this dragon corpse and the six-eyed flying fish in the river, I basically have no shortage of demon power!" Xiaoqing replied proudly.
"Yeah, you don't lack demon power, but you lack brains!" Hou Yi said, "You can even forget such important things as where your sister went. In a few years, you may completely degenerate into an idiot~"
"Don't pull it too hard... What should I do if it gets too long..." Xiaoqing, who was hurt by Hou Yi's pinch, protested, "This will be used to nurse children in the future..."
"Hey, snakes are not mammals."
"But I'm a snake demon! If I can't use it to feed children, what am I doing with this pair of things? It can't be, it's just for you to play with, right?"
"So, if you are pregnant with my child, will you give birth directly or lay an egg first and then hatch? No, I have to experiment!"
As he said that, Hou Yi moved Xiaoqing's tail again.
……
"Uncle Shi! Here I come again."
The refreshed Hou Yi greeted Uncle Shi who was sitting in the field smoking a cigarette from afar.
"Hey, Boy Hou. Why are you alone today?" Uncle Shi raised his head and asked.
"Feiying has something to do at the moment, so she probably won't arrive until later." Hou Yi replied with a smile.
At this time, Feiying was resting on the bed at Hou Yi's house.As the saying goes, "the dragon's nature is the most obscene." After obtaining the dragon's energy, Hou Yi's job became stronger and his desire became stronger.Obviously, he only became a reckless hero early in the morning, but Hou Yi, who had a strong desire, couldn't help but took Feiying back to the corn field.Feiying's legs were so weak that she couldn't work in the field at all.
"Uncle Shi, let me ask you something." Hou Yi sat opposite Uncle Shi, took out a cigarette and said, "Can you tell me about the snake disaster more than 20 years ago?"
"Snake disaster? Boy Hou, why are you asking this?"
Hou Yi lit the cigarette, and then said, "Isn't the root of the tree poisoned by snake poison? I'm afraid it has something to do with the snake disaster you mentioned before, so I want to ask you about it."
"The snake disaster happened more than 20 years ago. What does it have to do with the current situation? But since you asked, I'll just talk about it." Uncle Shi took a puff of cigarette, as if recalling .
"If you want to talk about the snake disaster, it has something to do with Bao Yu, that old bastard. All these bad things in the village are caused by that old bastard." Uncle Shi said bitterly, "More than 20 years ago, Bao Yu contracted coal mines in other places and made a lot of money. He planned to open a mine in the village. To open a mine, you have to dig mountains to prospect. Big boa constrictor!"
"Fortunately, we have hot springs on the mountain, and there are realgars in the hot springs. Snakes are most afraid of realgars. People in the village rely on realgars to protect themselves. Until the flood, monk Zhijuan came to our village. Monk Zhijuan I don’t know how to control the snake plague.”
"Old man, what do I think, that bastard Bao Yu dug something that shouldn't be dug. He offended the mountain god on the mountain, and that's what caused the disaster." At this point, Uncle Shi sucked hard again. Take a puff of cigarette.
"Cough cough cough..."
"Uncle Shi, are you okay?"
Hou Yi hurried forward and patted Uncle Shi on the back lightly.
"It's okay...I'm fine...cough cough...I'm just talking about that old bastard Bao Yu, I'm angry!" Uncle Shi said with a sigh of relief, "Tell me, there were signs back then, but he didn't Give up! After a few years of silence, they started to open a mine again, and finally killed the villagers... oh..."
Uncle Shi let out a long sigh, and his spirit seemed to be drained a lot.
"Uncle Shi..."
"It's okay, I'm okay." Uncle Shi waved his hands, stood up and said, "Let's not talk about it. Come on, Boy Hou, let's harvest this freshly ripe watermelon first. We will plant it later Some leeks...we can't let this land go to waste."
……
After helping Uncle Shi with the farm work, Hou Yi and Feiying went to her house to have dinner as usual.Under the watering of Hou Yi these days, Lu Lan became more and more radiant.Standing with Feiying, strangers will only regard them as sisters, and will not think that these two are actually mother and daughter.
"Xiaohou," the village chief put down his wine glass and said to Hou Yi, "I will trouble you to go to Leiyin Temple again in the afternoon. I asked Master Jingchen to make some snake repellent medicine, and I will trouble you to get it." .I have to go to the county this afternoon."
Although there were dishonest feet pointing at him under the table, Hou Yi still calmly smiled and said, "Okay, leave it to me. By the way, Uncle Lu, why are you going to the county again?"
"Isn't there something like a little tree root?" The village chief took another sip of his wine, "There must be no doctor in the village, otherwise the villagers will have nowhere to go to see a doctor if something happens. They can only hurry to the county, where will there be time?!"
"The original Xiao Tong has left. Although the higher-ups said that a new doctor will be sent soon, they still don't believe me...I have to go and urge him."
After the meal, the village chief rushed to the ferry in a hurry. Feiying was worried that the village chief might have an accident after drinking too much, so he accompanied him to the ferry.Just when Hou Yi was about to get up and go to Leiyin Temple, Lu Lan stopped him.
"Xiao Hou, come and help me wash the dishes."
When Hou Yi walked into the kitchen, Lu Lan locked the door behind his back.
"Alan?"
"Hold me!" As she said that, she took off her shirt and threw herself on Hou Yi.
"Alan... aren't you afraid of being discovered by Hongying?"
Even though he said so, Hou Yi's body was honestly enjoying the massage of Lu Lan's pair of big breasts.
"Now you're still pretending to be a big-tailed wolf with me. You must have slept with the two sisters." Lu Lan said while taking off Hou Yi's pants, "If you are found, you will be found. At worst, I will be with the village. Long divorce, take two daughters to marry you together!"
"Alan..."
"Hou Yi... Ever since the village chief got hurt more than ten years ago, I haven't experienced the pleasure of a woman until I met you." Lu Lan said tearfully, "Although I was raped by you that night ...I...you don't know how happy I was when I found out that you were the one who raped me that night...I'm yours now, so please, please love me well..."
Hou Yi finally walked out of the village chief's house after several times of distraught Wushan cloud and rain.For some reason, after finishing with Lu Lan, Hou Yi's desire not only did not decrease, but became even higher.For this reason, he went to the second floor of the village chief's house to give Hongying a make-up lesson temporarily.
Hou Yi, who finally suppressed his lust, headed towards Leiyin Temple at the foot of the mountain.
Walking to the front of the temple, Hou Yi's senses ten times stronger than ordinary people suddenly noticed a discordant sound.
"Master Jingchen is... what are you doing?!"
Chapter 91 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this dog!
"The sound of gurgling water and the groan squeezed out between the teeth... What a strong sense of déjà vu. Is Mrs. Jingchen trying to...comfort herself?"
Thinking of this, Hou Yi had the idea of sneaking into the temple to take a peek.However, recalling the experience of egg pain and sudden fainting that day, he still gave up the idea.
After thinking twice, Hou Yi knocked on the gate of Leiyin Temple.
"Master Jingchen, is it convenient now?" Hou Yi asked loudly, "I'm here to get the snake repellent medicine."
"Young master... benefactor~ the door is unlocked, come in~"
For some reason, Mrs. Jingchen's voice was extraordinarily charming and gentle today, and Hou Yi's bones softened and hardened when he heard it directly.
"What's going on?" Hou Yi was surprised.
Feeling that something was wrong, Hou Yi quickly fetched meditation beads from the chat group shrine and wrapped them around his wrists.After that, he opened the door and entered.
At this time, Jing Chen was sitting in the center of the hall, facing the Buddha statue.What surprised Hou Yi was that Jingchen didn't wear a monk's hat, but casually draped her black hair over her shoulders.
"What is the benefactor doing?" Jing Chen asked.The charm in her voice has weakened a lot.
"I must have heard it wrong just now. Mrs. Jingchen wouldn't say anything to the Buddha, let the Buddha and the old man 'watch the shadows'..." Hou Yixin thought.
Although he was thinking about dirty things in his heart, Hou Yi still did a good job on the surface.Facing Mrs. Jingchen's back, he calmly replied: "Mrs. Jingchen, I'm here to get the snake repellent medicine at the request of the village head."
"Snake repellent?" Jingchen said, "Grand...donor, do you hate snakes?"
"what?"
Jing Chen's question confused Hou Yi.
"What do you mean by that? Why did she ask that? Could it be that she saw that I had been a reckless hero? Damn! She wouldn't want to play Fa Hai as a cameo, would she?!"
Just when Hou Yi was thinking wildly, Jingchen said again: "Hou benefactor...um...the snake repellent is on the altar, you..."
Hearing that Jingchen's tone had returned to his usual one, Hou Yi asked, "Master Jingchen, what's wrong with you? You seem to be a little bit wrong today..."
"No... I'm fine..." Jingchen said.
"Hou benefactor... can I ask you one thing? Can you help me pick a herbal medicine from the back mountain? It's called Rehmannia Ginseng... there are many in the back mountain. It grows..."
Before he finished speaking, Jing Chen suddenly changed his tone and said: "Hou Lang~ Can you get closer, I think..."
"Master Jingchen, what are you?"
"I Zhuo, isn't this little nun a split personality?!" Hou Yi was puzzled.
"Rehmannia ginseng has brown leaves that look like human hands, and the petals are light yellow...Hou Shizhu, please help me gather this medicinal material quickly, I need it urgently!"
"Zheng!"
A beam of Buddha's light shot out from the swastika on the chest of the Buddha statue, and went straight to Hou Yi's forehead.It's a pity that Hou Yi, who didn't understand the art and hadn't opened his eyes, couldn't notice this at all.Hou Yi only felt that his brain was stagnant, and he seemed to be dizzy suddenly.
"Eh? What was I thinking about just now?" Hou Yinahan asked, "Isn't it because I've had too much fun recently and my memory has declined?"
"Hou benefactor, you must quickly pick the yellow ginseng... I, I can't support it... No, I need it urgently..." Jingchen said weakly.
"Rehmannia ginseng...I wrote it down. Master, don't worry, I'll go to the back mountain right now."
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