Seeing the pitiful look of this little guy, Hou Yi rubbed his chin.
"Hmm... I've been patronizing day and night music recently, but I've overlooked this little oil bottle. You can discover the usefulness of Xiao Kunkun at a young age, and you can use fish as a cup without a teacher... In time, it will be a big waste." .For the safety of the little animals... let's turn him into a cheap girl. And the village head...haven't returned to the village yet, um, then take this little guy...Go to the village head first, and deal with the 'family Question', and then go to a bigger city to have a sex change operation for Xiaogener...Let's go together, treat it as a vacation...How about a seaside city?"
"not bad?"
Chiron asked, blinking his big eyes.
"Okay... You go home and talk to your mother... Let's go out to play as a 'big family'~" Hou Yi said with a smile.
Just when Hou Yi was ready to go to the seaside for vacation with the harem group, Village Chief Lu also experienced... um... a bad experience...
Chapter 137 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this female ghost! (one)
County town, midnight.
Depressed, Village Chief Lu walked aimlessly on the road of the county seat, saying that the county seat might be inappropriate because it will soon be withdrawn from the county and established as a city.Of course, this has little to do with Village Chief Lu, he is just an unorganized village chief.
"Oh, after 16 years, you will no longer be allowed to be called the village chief, but you will be called the village director. This is really a big improvement." Village chief Lu thought to himself.
Thinking of those leaders with bare heads, swollen stomachs, shooting guns when nothing happened, and playing football when something happened, and thinking of their perfunctory attitude, Village Chief Lu couldn't help but scolded: "Everyone who rides a horse can play football, isn't it just to assign a village?" Is it about the doctor? If you don’t want to come, we can add more money! Money... oh..."
"It's really impossible... Pay for a village doctor yourself?" Village Chief Lu thought.
Suddenly, his eyes were attracted by a white shadow on the side of the street. A middle-aged woman in a white coat was standing under the street lamp, as if waiting for a bus.
"This is... the doctor who just got off the night shift?" Village Chief Lu thought.
As if noticing Village Chief Lu's gaze, the woman in a white coat walked towards Village Chief Lu swinging her hips.
"Hey~Brother~Are you alone~" the woman asked.
Her contrived voice made Village Chief Lu feel a little uncomfortable.
"Maybe this is an urban woman." Village head Lu, who has never turned back the three customs, thought.
Village head Lu was a little at a loss, why did this doctor come over to talk to him?However, for the sake of being polite, he still said: "Well, I'm alone, I'm quite free, come out for a walk... Are you... a doctor?"
"It could be," said the woman, "or it could be nurses and teachers."
"As expected of a city dweller. He is versatile!" Village Chief Lu thought.
"You... have several jobs... you are very busy."
"What are you busy with? The business is in a downturn. It hasn't opened yet today...it's open." The woman said, "Everyone is wet, and no one is here to help me~"
"unemployment?"
Hearing this, Village Chief Lu became interested, isn't this on the back of his hand? !I was thinking about whether to hire a doctor at my own expense, when an unemployed female doctor came.
Before Village Chief Lu could speak, the woman continued: "Brother, why don't you help me? The price is negotiable..."
"Okay!" said Village Chief Lu, "Doctor, what's your surname?"
"Doctor? It's still interesting ~ okay, I will play role-playing with you."
Thinking this way, the skilled alley lady continued, "Miangui's surname is Wang, and he used to work in the Big Iron Stick Hospital."
"Hey, what a coincidence! The original village doctor, Xiao Tong, just happened to be the director of the gynecology department at the Datieguzi Hospital. Oh, this is fate!" Village head Lu was so happy, what is a mountain and a river? There is no way out of doubt, there is another village where the willows are dark and the flowers are bright!
Unable to restrain the joy in his heart, Village Chief Lu asked with a smile: "Doctor Wang, my surname is Lu. Well, I happen to have a job opportunity here. Look, are you interested?"
"Tsk tsk tsk, this smile looks like an old chrysanthemum, it looks like an old lady... Forget it, it's business anyway..."
Although she was very disgusted in her heart, she still smiled on the surface and said: "Okay ~ big brother ~ let's have a good chat ~ I will give you a good physical examination. Don't worry, my 'medical skills' are much better than those young people. "
"That's, that's, you have to be experienced to reassure patients."
"Then where do we go to talk? The nearest one, or..."
Thinking of myself as a big man, taking other women comrades to the hotel where I stayed, the influence seems to be not good, and it is easy to be misunderstood, so Village Chief Lu said: "Isn't there a park nearby, just go there."
"Sure enough, he is an old customer. He likes to play wild, and he will charge more money later."
Thinking of this, the woman took a few steps closer and said, "OK~"
……
After a while, Village Chief Lu and Sister Wang walked to the park side by side.Along the way, Sister Wang wanted to flirt with her words, but Village Chief Nalu kept the distance on purpose.
"Hehe, why are you pretending to be prudish, and playing hard to get with my old lady." Sister Wang thought to herself.
"Hey... the people in the city are too open, this... let's talk about it in other places."
In this way, the two people with their own thoughts walked to a secluded corner of the park.
Just when the two of them were sitting opposite each other and were about to start talking about business, Sister Wang suddenly looked at Village Chief Lu's back in astonishment, then screamed and ran away.
"Doctor Wang? This is you?"
Village head Lu was a little confused by this incident.
He only felt a little cold on the back of his neck. Turning his head, Village Chief Lu saw a scene he would never forget.A female ghost with cyan skin and disheveled hair was staring at him viciously with bloody eyes.
"Woc!!! Ah!!!!!!"
"Men are not good things!"
Roaring, the female ghost grabbed Village Chief Lu by the throat with her sharp claws...
……
"Huh huh huh~"
Taoist Chaofeng walked back to the park with a Coca-Cola and a hamburger in her hand.
While munching on the chicken burger, Chaofeng thought to himself: "Looking at that female ghost all day long, I am almost starving to death. The yin and resentment are so heavy, there is no way to subdue it with ordinary methods, and I can only wait for her to dissipate slowly."
"If a yang-minded practitioner can deal with her, Pindao won't have to continue setting up a stall in this park. It's troublesome, troublesome..."
Just after Chaofeng took the last few mouthfuls of hamburgers with a big gulp of Coke, she found Village Chief Lu lying on the ground.
"No way, passers-by were seriously injured just after leaving for a while?! Sins, sins... this karma won't be repaid to Pindao, right? No, no, no, I have to send him to the hospital..."
……
Hou Yi was a little upset. Originally, he planned to go to the seaside for vacation with the whole harem group, and by the way, he would transsexualize his cheap son into a cheap daughter.
However, because Xiaoqing is about to transform into a dragon and needs to retreat, she can't go together.Heifers and donkeys dare not go there because they are afraid of life and do not understand human habits.The little yellow dog wants to stay at home and look after the house.The little fox and Zhao Xiangru are going to find Zhao Xiangru's lost memory together.Feifei is creating her first real work after enlightenment, and she can't get away from it.In the end, only Shu Gen's mother and son, Lu Lan's mother and daughter, and Bai Qiuxin were the only ones who could make the trip.
Just when the few people were getting ready to go on a shameless trip, news came that Village Chief Lu was seriously ill and passed out.
County Hospital.
"Dad!" ×2
Feiying and Hongying ran to Village Chief Lu's hospital bed and grabbed his hand.
Although the two of them have been completely conquered by Hou Yi's big Gouba, they still have a little affection for their own father.
Lu Lan and Jing Chen who came together stood beside the bed silently, watching him quietly.Hou Yi was standing at the door talking to the nurse, and the shy Bai Qiuxin was holding Hou Yi's arm tightly.
Hou Yi asked the nurse, "Uncle Lu...what's wrong with him?"
"Forehead……"
Seeing this handsome young man and all kinds of beauties with fat, swallows and thin rings, the nurse couldn't help being a little curious. She asked, "Can you tell me about your relationship with the patient first?"
"Well... I am the patient's nephew. The people next to the bed are my aunt and her daughter. This... is my sister. She has autism and cannot live without me..." Hou Yi explained, "So...Uncle Lu What happened to him?"
"We don't know too much...Mr. Lu's vital signs are all normal, but he is unconscious. The doctor checked for a long time, but he couldn't find the cause..."
"Hou Shi...Hou Yi, come here."
Jing Chen, who was wearing a light green long dress, shouted that she had given up her nun status after being subdued by Hou Yizhuo, and became Hou Yi's slave wholeheartedly, but some of the oral habits she had when she was a nun still haven't changed.
"Xiaojing, what's the matter? Well...Miss Nurse, excuse me. My sister called me."
With that said, Hou Yi and Bai Qiuxin walked to Jingchen's side.
"Master." Jing Chen whispered, "The village chief's injuries are a bit unusual. He seems to have been wounded by an evil spirit. His neck is injured!"
"Huh? Evil ghost?"
With his back to the nurse, Hou Yi secretly took a sip of the magic cigarette, and then he carefully observed the village head's neck.Sure enough, he saw several bluish-black fingerprints glowing with fluorescence on the village chief's neck.
Seeing this situation, Hou Yi asked: "How to wake him up?"
There is one thing to say, Hou Yi can actually not save Village Chief Lu, but let him live half-dead, and he just happens to continue to occupy his wife and daughter.However, in all fairness, Village Chief Lu is a good person, and he takes good care of Hou Yi (of course, Hou Yi also takes care of his wife and daughter.), plus he has lost his ability long ago, and he is not a threat to Hou Yi... Besides, is it still NTL without the suffering master's NTL?So, out of his own conscience, but only a little bit of conscience, Hou Yi still planned to save Village Chief Lu.
"Poverty... I don't know too well... Maybe we need to find the evil spirit who hurt Village Chief Lu first."
Chapter 138 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this female ghost! (second)
They put Lu Lan's mother and daughter and the comatose village chief on the boat back to Baopigou Village, and put Shu Gen's mother and son in the hotel. In the evening, Hou Yi, Jingchen and Bai Qiuxin, together , according to the nurse's guidance, came to the park where Village Chief Lu was attacked.
Hou Yi looked at the deserted park and said, "It should be here. According to the nurse, it was a kind-hearted person who found Village Chief Lu passed out in the park in the middle of the night and called 120."
"But, in the middle of the night, what is Village Chief Lu doing here?" Jing Chen wondered.
"Well... who knows, he won't be sleeping on the street... huh?"
Feeling that the slender lotus root arms around his arms were a little tighter, Hou Yi turned his head and asked, "What's the matter, Qiu Xin?"
Bai Qiuxin rubbed her face on Hou Yi's shoulder affectionately, and said coquettishly, "Father, I'm so hungry, I'm so tired~"
It wasn't over yet, Bai Qiuxin stood on tiptoe again, stuck out her little tongue, kissed and licked Hou Yi's neck.
Hou Yi was tickled both physically and mentally by this lick. He put a big hand on Bai Qiuxin's buttocks, and hugged her into his arms.
"Ahem." Jingchen coughed softly, "Master, didn't we come to find the evil spirit who attacked Village Chief Lu? Can we get down to business first... ah~"
Before he finished speaking, Jing Chen let out a coquettish cry.It turned out that it was Hou Yi who gently poked Jingchen's eyebrows with his fingers wrapped in electric current.A woman is like quicksand, it is easy to slip through the fingers, and the best way to hold a woman firmly is to get her wet.Hou Yi understood this truth best.Therefore, in order to make Jingchen, the original little nun Shi Xin'er, completely sink under his stick, Hou Yike trained her a lot.Now, as long as she is stimulated by Hou Yi's electric shock, she will enter a estrus state.
"Master~ You are too bad!" Jing Chen said coquettishly.
"Doing business? You are my business." Hou Yi said with a smile, "Today, I will play a guest role as a field artillery with you, a nun and a goblin who used to be one body and two souls. Hmm~ Assign who will go up and who will go down?"
"No matter who of us is on the top and who is on the bottom, won't they all be inside us in the end?" Jing Chen took a few steps closer and stroked Hou Yi's chest lightly with his index finger, "Have you brought a small balloon? I don't want to get pregnant~"
"Pregnant~pregnant~" Bai Qiuxin echoed in a ignorant way.
"Don't worry, let alone a small balloon, I can take out a hot air balloon on the spot!"
Just when Hou Yi put his arms around the two of them, planning to find a secluded place, and then he was distracted in their bodies, he could only hear the sound of "squeaky" wind.Something that looked like a horse came straight to Bai Qiu's heart in Hou Yi's arms.
It's whisk!Dust beams with extremely long whisks!
The little nun Chaofeng yelled: "Monster! In broad daylight... night, you dare to commit murder and hurt people! The poor Taoist will accept you!"
"Woc! Xiaojing, Qiuxin, back off!!!"
Seeing someone sneak attacking, Hou Yi hurriedly protected the two girls behind him, while he took out the wooden sword made by Feifei from the chat group temple, and slashed at the killing dust beam with his backhand.
Hou Yi's sword is extremely powerful and fast, coupled with the wooden sword's seemingly blunt but incomparably sharp blade, the dust beam is no match for the power of Hou Yi's sword!Absolutely no match!Easily defeated!
However, at the moment when Hou Yi's sword edge was about to hit Fuchen, the white dust beam was like a flexible white snake, bypassing Hou Yi's sword edge and wrapping around Hou Yi's wrist instead.
Seeing that the dust bundle was entangled with Hou Yi's right hand, Chaofeng said, "This good believer, I don't want to hurt you, it's just that the female companion by your side is not human..."
However, when she took a closer look at Hou Yi, Chaofeng couldn't help exclaiming in her heart: "It's broken! It's a big mess!"
Chaofeng had just finished dinner in Hualaishi, and as usual went to the park to guard the female ghost Wraith to prevent anyone from being hurt by her.However, after only a few steps, she saw a fairly strong dragon's aura from a distance.Thinking that there might be a dragon hurting people, she hurried over.
As Chaofeng expected, there was indeed a female dragon demon who was about to suck the yang energy of a young man.Human life is at stake, so Chaofeng resorted to a magic weapon to pre-empt the attack. Even if he couldn't subdue the dragon, he could still give the young man who didn't know he was in danger a chance to escape.
However, after seeing Hou Yi's face clearly, Chaofeng realized that he was wrong, and it was outrageously wrong.What an innocent young man this guy is, he is a ferocious beast in human form!A terrifyingly powerful yang energy and yin-yang dragon energy gathered in his Guan Yuan Xia Dan, and there were also many kinds of monster energy mixed in it.What the hell is this, this, this fucking monster? !
"Keep calm... You don't lose when you lose... You must not lose in your momentum! First bluff him... and then wait for an opportunity to escape!"
Chaofeng took a deep breath, opened his mouth slightly, and spit out the word "Zhi".The dust beam wrapped around Hou Yi's right wrist became restless, like a white python crawling along a stick, it tightened more and more, and crawled along Hou Yi's wrist to his arm.
Seeing this, Hou Yi threw the sword in his right hand to his left, and then swung the sword... He didn't swing the sword, but took the sword back to the Chat Group Temple.
"Why didn't he cut it down?! Where's his sword?!" Chaofeng was astonished.
According to her original plan, when a normal person sees this dust beam that "pushes his nose and face", he will definitely cut it off with a sword!Then she took advantage of the moment the dust beam was cut off to detonate the power on the dust beam, causing it to fly wildly and interfere with the opponent's sight, so that she could slip away.However, why didn't the monster on the opposite side play its cards according to the routine? !
Before Chaofeng could figure it out, a huge force came from Fuchen and flew her out.Hou Yi made a move. He wanted to drag the little Taoist girl who disturbed his elegant mood to him, beat her to the knees, and forced her to be a nun guide!
Chaofeng in mid-air hastily let go.
"You must not be approached by this monster. This weak little nun, Pindao, will definitely be torn apart by him."
But I don't want to, Chaofeng's let go just fulfilled Hou Yi's intention. In the floating state, she has no support and it is difficult to change direction. She is the best to catch!Behind Hou Yi, two tentacles shot out, heading towards Chaofeng.
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