Chaofeng only felt that something was tightly wrapped around his waist and ankles, and then he was hung upside down.Although Chaofeng is wearing a straight robe, but the lower body picture is cool wearing loose hakama pants, the trousers are as loose as a skirt.This hang upside down, although the shameful panties are not exposed, but the two slender and beautiful legs are fully exposed.
"What should I do? I got caught... Chaofeng, think about it, think about what cards you have..." Chaofeng's brain was running fast, "Damn it, I don't know martial arts, and there are only a few Taoism skills. Hands are still used to deal with ghosts, and the best whisk is useless. Sigh, what kind of hero am I, a stinking alchemist... It's over~ This monster won't eat me..."
Just when Chaofeng was thinking wildly, Hou Yi said: "I said... this Kun Dao. We have no grievances in the past and we have no hatred in the near future. Why did you sneak attack me while I was making out with my girlfriend? You Taoist nun also works part-time as FFF Is it a group?"
Hearing that the monster didn't seem to be that vicious, and seemed to be able to negotiate, Chaofeng said, "I'm really sorry, I offended... the king... um... handsome guy. Poor Dao Chaofeng, no malice, just... um... Misunderstood Your lover is going to attack you, so..."
What Chaofeng didn't know was that Hou Yi didn't want to negotiate at all at this time, he just wanted to shoot glue.Just when Hou Yi was thinking about whether to change the game he originally wanted to play, Doudizhu, to playing mahjong, he suddenly felt a little cold on the back of his neck.
Jingchen could only hear shouting: "Master, watch your back!"
Chapter 139 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this female ghost! (third)
"Fuck?!"
Thanks to the special training given to the cadre Hou Yi by Opuro, the Evil Female Cadre World, Hou Yi at this time is no longer a fighting rookie who only knows how to attack and doesn't speak martial arts.Hearing Jingchen's warning, Hou Yi reacted immediately, and while shooting two more tentacles, he turned back with a roundabout kick.This leg has a certain charm of "walking the way of heaven and controlling everything", but it is a pity that it is useless.Because the one who attacked Hou Yi was not an existence that could be dealt with by conventional physical means.
"ghost?!"
Hou Yi took a closer look and found that behind him was a translucent "Ah Piao" emitting green light.
Ghost, female ghost, a female ghost who looks pretty good.She was hanged, as can be seen from the hanging rope tied around her neck.Xu Shi hanged herself due to lack of oxygen and suffocation. Her skin was pale and blue.Coupled with the cold green light emanating from the ghost, her whole...ghost, showed an aura of forgiveness.However, she would not forgive, she had resentment, and it was that soaring resentment that turned her into a ghost after death.
"Are you the evil spirit who attacked Village Chief Lu?" Hou Yi took two steps back and asked.
The female ghost ignored Hou Yi's questioning, but roared "Men are not good things!!!", and rushed towards Hou Yi with all her teeth and claws.
Hou Yi threw out the tentacles to bind and stop them, but like Hou Yi's leg, the tentacles went straight through the female ghost's body and could not affect her in any way.
"This thing won't be immune to physical attacks, right?! What about physical exorcism?"
Before Hou Yi could think about the countermeasures, the female ghost rushed to Hou Yi's body, and her sharp claws went straight to Hou Yi's throat.Hou Yi exerted strength on his legs, and retreated sideways, barely avoiding the claw, but his neck was still scratched with a thin wound.
Hou Yi couldn't hit the female ghost, but the female ghost could actually hurt Hou Yi!The situation is not good.
"I'll go, let's drive it." Hou Yi complained.
Seeing that Hou Yi was injured, Bai Qiuxin, who was eager to protect his master, rushed towards the female ghost. Naturally, she also rushed to nothing.
"Qiu Xin, step back, don't get in the way!"
Helpless, Hou Yi had no choice but to roll up Bai Qiuxin with his tentacles and protect her behind him.
"You can't use flash or latent image, otherwise maybe this female ghost will attack Jingchen. Can you only rely on speed to dodge?"
"Xiao Jing, didn't you say that after you find the evil spirit, you should chant sutras to save it? Hurry up!" Hou Yi shouted at Jing Chen.
"Namo Amida Poye. Dotagata Ye. Dodi Yeta. Amitabha. Amitabha. Sidam Povi... huh?" Jing Chen, who bowed his head and recited the mantra of the past life, raised his head , "I've been reciting it... but it doesn't seem to be useful. Master, just hold on, I'll try the "Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva's Fundamental Vows Sutra" instead."
Seeing this, Hou Yi could only continue to rely on his body skills to deal with the female ghost.But Chaofeng, who was hung in mid-air by Hou Yi's tentacles, was in serious trouble.Tossed around like scrap paper, and just finished dinner... Let's just say, Wallace was supposed to be a cure for constipation, and now there's no squirting underneath, and the top is about to squirt.
"Hey~ No...can't vomit...quick...I can't bear it anymore..."
Fortunately, just when Chaofeng was about to vomit, the scriptures Jingchen recited worked.A series of golden Sanskrit characters appeared out of thin air, and then those golden Sanskrit characters became chains, tightly binding the female ghost's limbs.
"Xiao Jing continued, it worked!"
Seeing that the female ghost was arrested, Hou Yi was relieved.
"It seems that I have to learn two kinds of spells. The magician bunny girl that the cadre brother wants to attack should be able to spell..." Hou Yi thought.
"Excellent! Excellent! I am happy to help you. If you can achieve a long-lasting kalpa, make a great vow, and reach the end of your breadth, you will realize Bodhi..."
While Jing Chen was chanting, Hou Yi carefully looked at the female ghost in front of him.
"The appearance is good, but the figure is a bit sorry. If you put on a ponytail and glasses... It's like the kind of introverted girl in high school who studies hard but has mediocre grades. Look at the rope around her neck and the tongue sticking out... Hanged herself? The clothes are too thin... Interesting, I didn't expect most of the skin to turn blue, and the two cherries are still pink..."
"Man... every good thing..." the female ghost growled hoarsely.
"Huh? What did she say...?"
"He said...he said he would divorce and stay with me...why...?"
The female ghost's growl turned into a sob.
"He lied to me! They all lied to me!! Men don't have a good thing!!!"
Suddenly, the female ghost became so fierce that she broke the shackles of the scriptures and bit Hou Yi's neck with her big mouth.
"Woc your uncle!!!"
With no time to dodge, Hou Yi had no choice but to transform into a streamer.And Chaofeng, who was suspended in the air, finally fell back to the ground.
"Saved... 哕..."
Regardless of running away, Chaofeng couldn't help but knelt on the ground and vomited directly.
"Xiao Jing, what's the situation?! Are you going to murder your husband?"
"I'm sorry... Master. But I don't know what's going on. Why is this guy's resentment so strong... How about I try another scripture...?"
"It's useless." After vomiting, Chaofeng stood up and wiped the corners of his mouth, "It's useless to save her. You can only pass her!"
"What do you mean? Tell me more clearly?" Hou Yi asked while dodging the female ghost's attack.
"I just... just want you... um, ah, her." Chaofeng said, "Forget it, follow my instructions. Beauty, you continue to use the scriptures to control her, and I will assist. Handsome guy, after she is controlled, do to her what spring did to the cherry tree..."
"what?"
"That's...just let you slap her hard!!!" Chaofeng yelled, "You have to force the monks to swear!"
"I Zhuo, physical ghost exorcism can't be changed to physical ghost exorcism, right? Then come! I will try the feeling of friendship between life and death, ghost rider!!! Xiaojing, let's read!"
Hearing Hou Yi's order, Jingchen recited the scriptures again, and Chaofeng on the side also recited the "Taishang Sutra of Rescuing Suffering".
This time with the help of Chaofeng, the female ghost was tightly trapped by the chains formed by the two scriptures, unable to move a centimeter.All he could do was roar in impotent rage.
"What should I do next? Just grab the guy...?" Hou Yi asked while unbuttoning his belt.
Chaofeng replied: "Just water her with your essence, and dilute the Yin Qi in her body with Yang Qi, and you can temporarily suppress her."
"It's tough? I don't have experience in fucking ghosts for the first time. Which hole should I go into...? Is there a way to say foreplay?"
Seeing that his red dragon standing upright in the wind passed directly through the female ghost's body, Hou Yi couldn't help asking: "woc, it passed through directly. You don't mean to ask for my air?"
"No way, which part of her materialization is completely controlled by herself. Maybe she doesn't want you to be super... It doesn't matter, as long as you have the essence, handsome guy, how about you do it yourself?" Chaofeng replied.
"Fuck...Qiu Xin, come here, aren't you hungry? Come, hold on."
Saying that, Hou Yi rolled Bai Qiuxin in front of him with his tentacles...
The following process is familiar to everyone, first the upper mouth, then the lower mouth.Hou Yi's crotch is something outside Bai Qiuxin's body for a while, and something inside her body for a while. It just goes in and out... Following two bursts of violent convulsions... Bai Qiuxin is full.
Then, following Hou Yi's order, Bai Qiuxin reluctantly vomited the white burning left in her two mouths onto the female ghost.
There was a "stab" sound, like cold water pouring into a hot oil pan, the female ghost's body twisted sharply, and finally... blurred and disappeared.
"Phew... it's finally over." Chaofeng breathed a sigh of relief.
While chanting the scriptures, Jing Chen, whose upper mouth looked dry and his lower lip was wet, ran a few steps and threw himself into Hou Yi's arms, lifting up his light yellow dress, revealing his fluffy "hair".I just want to compete with Hou Yi in martial arts~
Jingchen held up her skirt with one hand, held the gun with the other, and said softly, "Master~ Is my voice nice when chanting scriptures? If you come in, my voice will be even better~"
Seeing this situation, Chaofeng said: "Then what... you guys do your work first, and the poor will not bother you..."
Saying that, the little Taoist nun just wanted to get rid of it with oil on the soles of her feet.
How could Hou Yi let the soles of her feet be oiled?Hou Yi was thinking about rubbing essential oil on the soles of her feet.
Then, two more tentacles struck out, tying Chaofeng back to his body.
"I said... handsome guy... you can catch me. But can you stop hanging upside down, I have nothing to vomit..." Chao Fengsheng said indifferently, "Besides... for the sake of helping you temporarily suppress that female ghost, can you give me a break?"
"Huh? Temporary suppression?" Hou Yi rubbed his chin and said, "Tell me what's going on with this female ghost. Um...Xiao Jing, move yourself."
1 Chapter [-] Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this female ghost! (fourth)
In this rhapsody world where Country Hou Yi lives, people have souls.
Death is like a lamp going out, and usually the soul will dissipate by itself soon after death.However, if a person has great obsession before death, there is a probability that his soul can exist in this world for a period of time.When the time is up or the obsession is gone, the soul will dissipate.Just like the ghost of Feiying's ex-boyfriend, when he comforted Feiying at Hou Yi's cemetery, he also disappeared. (See Chapter 81 for details. How pitiful, everyone is dead, and they will be broadcast live in front of the tombstone~)
If the obsession held by the soul is resentment or evil, then the soul will become a ghost.Compared with ordinary ghosts, ghosts are more difficult to deal with.It is necessary for professionals such as monks, Taoists and Buddhist nuns to save them.However, the situation of the female ghost that Hou Yi and the others encountered was different.
"How should I put it...well...except that Xiaoqian herself has great resentment, the place where she committed suicide is not right...the tree with a crooked neck she hanged herself is not right...this caused her soul to be filled with a strong yin energy polluted." Chaofeng, who was hung upside down in the air, explained, "If you want to completely transcend her, in addition to dissolving her obsession, you have to subdue that strange Yin Qi with the most masculine and masculine aura. , both must be completed. So... handsome guy, you just suppressed her, and she will come back after a while..."
"Handsome guy... Boss, I'm done explaining, can you let me down?"
Hou Yi stroked his chin while thinking, and twisted his waist in cooperation with Jingchen. The Jingchen in front of him was afraid of disturbing him so much that he kept gritting his teeth and remained silent.
"You said her name is Xiaoqian...your Taoist name is Chaofeng?" Hou Yi asked.
"Yes... Boss, do you know her?" Chaofeng asked tentatively.
"Taoist, female ghost. Chaofeng, Xiaoqian. This... this seems to be the character in the workplace rhapsody..." Hou Yi thought.
To be on the safe side, Hou Yi's consciousness went to the chat group temple to confirm with himself.
Workplace Rhapsody, and Country Rhapsody are domestic simulation games from the same studio.Different from the farming operation of Rural Rhapsody, Workplace Rhapsody focuses on a simulated social animal beating worker.Players need to pay attention to the health status of the characters while working to make money, and then... use the earned wages to go whoring and gambling: from the shampoo girl all the way to the club technician.Of course, the protagonist’s tastes are not limited to skilled women, his level of non-taste... Well, it can be said to be spectacular: working girls at the front desk of the supermarket, black girls, female colleagues, male colleagues’ wives, pseudo-mothers, gay colleagues, Sister cleaning, housekeeping aunt, rich woman playing steel ball, nun girl athlete, single mother, Taoist nun, female ghost, mermaid, dragon girl... well, there is also Trump's daughter... In short, it is the same as the racial knight Hou Yi , what he focuses on is a diversity of species.
"So...have you ever met a social animal with an evil face and kidney deficiency recently?" Hou Yi asked Chaofeng.
"Community animal... what social animal? I have only been here for a few days... I don't know anyone yet." Chaofeng replied
"That's it..." Hou Yi rubbed his chin and thought, "It seems that the plot of the game hasn't started yet... It's weird, why can the male protagonist in the game super-girl ghost at will, but it can't work in my place... Could it be the reason for not gaining favorability? Hmm... The original game is simple, basically has no plot, and it doesn't make sense from the beginning to the end..." (It seems that the reasoning of Country Rhapsody is logical.)
"Can you tell me, how did Xiaoqian die?" Hou Yi continued to ask.
Then, Hou Yi heard a story from Chaofeng...that made him call "transformation forbidden".
To put it simply, it is an ordinary female high school girl with no sense of existence trying to change herself. After dressing up beautifully, she stepped into the society unprepared, and then... went astray: she was deceived by scumbags, occupied by gangsters, pregnant, miscarried, and addicted to drugs.
None of the high school student stand-in messengers with strange hairstyles used "crazy diamonds" to save her... She just died like this, in this absurd and absurd world of garbage.
If the place where she chose to end her life hadn't been polluted by a powerful silver demon, her dilapidated soul would probably have dissipated long ago.
"This is the most uncomfortable time I have rushed."
With that said, Hou Yi squatted down, wiped off the dirt between Jingchen's legs with a tissue, then pulled up her panties and covered her skirt.
"It's miserable." Hou Yi said, "So... what is her obsession? Kill all the men who killed her?"
"Probably...but because she can't stay away from Yin Qi, she can only stay in this park, so...she will randomly attack scumbags or diners who come to this park at night." Chaofeng replied.
"Who is the little hooligan who lied to her and the black boss who occupied her? Do you know, Daoist Chaofeng?" Hou Yi asked with his trousers pulled up.
"Boss...what do you want...to do?"
"Don't worry, I won't hate you for now." Hou Yi replied with a smile.
"You don't think you want to fulfill Xiaoqian's wish...?" Chaofeng asked tentatively.
"Hehe, do you think I'm a good person who first enters my throat and then enters another monk in front of a monk? I'm a scum who commits all kinds of crimes, such as drugging, strengthening, and murder!" Hou Yi pulled out a crazy smile, "I~ I just want to brush up the female ghost's favorability and let her be willingly penetrated by me. I haven't tried what it's like to be a life-and-death friend."
"Then, then I will viciously rape her, protect her, crush her soul, and make her completely scattered in this world!"
Looking at Hou Yi who suddenly went mad, Chaofeng was at a loss.She said weakly: "Boss...you just want to be happy...so can you let me down first...my brain is almost congested, and I feel dizzy."
"Okay, let you down. In exchange, you have to tell me what I want to know." Hou Yi restrained his wild laughter and said with a smile.
"Wait, you don't need to tell me. I, remember."
Hou Yi rubbed his chin, "It seems to be explained in the plot of the game. The black boss who killed Xiaoqian seems to be called Big B. He often goes to the club where the protagonist of the game often visits. What is the name of that club... It seems to be called Moisture Spa? Big health technician... It's too dirty and I'm not interested. However, I remember that Big B's daughter is also a target for capture..."
After making up his mind, Hou Yi put down Chaofeng, and then said to her: "The conditions have changed. Daoist Chaofeng, you can make alchemy and also practice secret arts, right?"
"How do you know? What... what do you want to do?" Chaofeng asked in astonishment.
"Don't be afraid, I've told you everything (temporarily) and I don't care about you. I am a collector. If I have a nun, I want a nun. If I have a weapon refiner, I want a alchemist." Hou Yi said, "Come with me. Of course, you can't refuse."
Then, Hou Yi took out the hypnosis phone, and with a flash of purple light, the little nun Chaofeng lost consciousness, and could only obey Hou Yi's orders with a dull expression.
"Xiaojing, Qiuxin and Chaofeng, let's go, go back to the hotel first. Well, I have to go out later to exercise my muscles and bones."
……
After putting the three girls back in the hotel, Hou Yi followed the guidance of the wicked map and began to look for the wet spa on the street.
"Where is it...? Huh?"
Hou Yi smelled a familiar smell, raised his head, and saw an acquaintance on the street.And behind her was Hou Yi's destination.
Chapter 141 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this spa!
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