Something is wrong!A hundred worlds traversed at the same time are not right

Standing in front of the door was Uncle Shi's niece, that "Ding Zhen with the disease eye, identified as: plum relationship, plum wart sharp problem, and the probability of infection is stranguria."

"Look at this guy's attire... it should be just a service person... right...?"

Ignoring this lowly woman, Hou Yi walked straight into the door of the moist spa.

Hou Yi has been to many bars and nightclubs, but this is the first time Hou Yi has entered such a private place.Well, it looks nothing special, it feels a bit like the front desk of Home Inns.It looks pretty normal.

At the front desk is a young lady who is dressed very business-like. She looks like she is only in her 20s. She is receiving an uncle with a bright forehead.

After the uncle said a lot of strange terms that Hou Yi couldn't understand to the receptionist, the receptionist said to the walkie-talkie: "It's a big job, newcomer, get ready."

Then she raised her head and said to the uncle, "The third floor, brother."

"Come on. The third floor, right?"

The uncle took the cards in his hand and walked into the elevator.

The front desk lady turned her head and saw Hou Yi who had been standing for a while.Seeing Hou Yi's "simple and simple" clothes and "young" appearance, she realized that the opportunity to slaughter the local sheep had come.Of course, she wanted to kill the customer, but Hou Yi didn't intend to just pay.

After watching this scene like a spy battle, Hou Yi said in his heart, "I'm going...is it legal here? How about I report it to the police first?"

Reporting must be reported, of course, and it must be reported.Even though this is an unreasonable and wonderful world full of strange powers and chaos, absurdity, and ghosts and ghosts, as a law-abiding citizen, Hou Yi will still abide by the Basic Law. (Probably) However, Hou Yi still has to deal with Xiaoqian and Big B's problems first.He stepped forward and walked to the front desk.

Seeing Hou Yi approaching, the lady at the front desk smiled and said in a charming voice: "Handsome guy ~ come to relax ~ head back? We have a lot of services here, do you want me to recommend it to you?"

The lady at the front desk was still thinking about how Zai Houyi could draw more water, but Hou Yi didn't talk nonsense with her, and directly took out the hypnosis phone and flashed it in front of her.After the purple light flickered, the receptionist's eyes became empty and her expression was dull.

"I ask, you answer." Hou Yi said.

"Yes."

"Do you have a guest named Brother Big B?"

"Yes...it's on the third floor."

"Okay, take me to him."

……

The third floor of a private club, VIP box.

Brother B is lying in the bath enjoying his mistress's massage service.He waved his hand and called the waiter who was standing by.

"Brother B, what's the matter?"

"Open a bottle of wine." Big B said in a lazy tone, "If you just take a bath and don't gather energy, let's open a bottle of 03 Latour."

"Okay Brother B, is there any other request?"

"Change a few card decks, just these few are boring. Turn up the music too." Big B ordered.

"Big Brother," one of his younger brothers came over after hearing Big Brother B's words, "Big Brother, I heard that they have recruited a newcomer here, otherwise, let's invite some newcomers to come and play together."

"Okay, we want newcomers!"

"Ouch!"

Before Big B could finish speaking, Yu Ting, the mistress who gave Big B a massage, pinched Big B's thigh angrily.

"You know you want a newcomer, have you forgotten the lesson of that girl named Xiaoqian?! Not only did there cause 'human lives', but in the end there were also deaths!"

"Hey, I don't want to either. Everyone is acting on the spot. Who knows she is serious. It's also my fault for not taking safety measures... But... Didn't I give you money?!" Brother B said a little angrily, "TMD I'm happy, I have to mention these bad things. Don't press it, and do something serious."

"In front of your little brother? Big B, you can do it, you don't have to be taboo anymore."

"Doing business is to ask you to pour me wine! I think about dirty things all day long... Oh, didn't you say that the music should be turned up? Yes, my big B's talking doesn't work anymore, right?! Fuck, keep playing the music, and then dance."

……

Just as Big Brother B was admiring his little brother and technicians dancing wildly in the box, Hou Yi followed the front desk to the third floor.

"There's a bit of an argument here." Hou Yi thought, "The front desk is very simple and looks very formal. If you're not a regular customer or don't understand the code words, you won't be able to get the cards in your hand, and you won't be able to reach the third and fourth floors." The floor of business. So many twists and turns... With this kind of thinking and strength, wouldn’t it be good to do some normal work?”

"However, speaking of it, this romantic place is a typical example of the dross of traditional culture. Gu Long said that the second oldest profession in the world is a killer, and the oldest profession is probably a profession involving skilled women. Primitive society The difference between the walking marriage system and selling silver is not very big, it just replaces the money with labor. It is said that the legalization of the ancient ruins should have started with Guan Zhong, who collected taxes from prostitute workers... It seems that the ruins should not be Instead of paying homage to Second Lord Guan, you should pay homage to Guan Zhong."

"Of course, it's all fucking feudal dross, and it should have been banned long ago. I'll report it to the police as soon as my matter is dealt with. I hope there are no Internet articles in this toilet..."

Just when Hou Yi was thinking about it, the lady at the front desk had already led him to the door of Big B's box.

"That's right here...Big Brother is inside..." the front desk lady said dully.

"OK, you can go." Hou Yi recovered and said.

"Okay..." the front desk lady said as she turned to leave.

"Wait." Hou Yi called the front desk lady, he cleared his throat, and continued: "Ahem, you will be out of hypnosis in 10 minutes. After that, you will forget everything that happened during the hypnosis. After the hypnosis is over, you will have an extreme dislike for your current job, and you will resign and never go to sea. You will start to use the savings you have saved to improve yourself, so that you can become a good person again. If you meet someone you like, you can love him, but you can't hide your innocence. The glorious past, you must treat him honestly, if he doesn't dislike you, you are going to talk about marriage, absolutely don't ask for a sky-high bride price, unless he is from Jiangxi."

"By the way, also, remember to go to the hospital for an examination, and treat any gynecological diseases as soon as possible. Obey the law, do good deeds every day, and... Fuck, forget it, let it be. These words will be engraved deep in your consciousness , you cannot defy, you must obey. Well, you go back."

After doing good deeds every day, Hou Yi walked to Big B's box and detected the situation inside with his superhuman senses.

"There are a lot of people, and it's hard for me to control it all by myself. It seems that I need to call some helpers. Pure love God of War! Come out!!"

With Hou Yi's thought, two clones appeared beside him.

Chapter 142 Something is wrong!This insult is wrong!

"There should be no surveillance in this kind of place...Although I'm not afraid, but I still have to save face, and I can't cause trouble for Uncle JC... Try not to see blood." Hou Yi thought.

Then, Hou Yi's body gave an order to the avatar: "Mission objective: Quickly control everyone inside, use the hypnosis phone to make them temporarily lose their memory. Subdue Big B, force him to hand over all his criminal evidence, then hypnotize him, put He brought him in front of Xiaoqian, revenge and complaints."

"Understood." Clone A responded.

"It's all about one person, but the consciousness is divided into three parts to think. As for this? It's not like we don't know what's going on in your mind." Clone B complained.

"The sense of ritual, do you understand? But it's true, pure love for God of War should be used sparingly, I have such a detached personality, if I always say this, I may really have a split personality... At that time, I will really become a magnetic field..." Hou Yi ontology said, "Forget it, assign tasks!"

"I stealthily spy." (Clone A)

"I'm rushing in." (Ontology)

"Then I'll make a glue first." (Avatar B)

"Okay, let's start!" ×3

With a loud "bang", the door of Big B's box was kicked open.

Before those men and women who communicated selflessly could realize what was going on, the shadows under their feet became like a quagmire and controlled their actions.Then a dazzling stream of light rushed in from the door, shuttling between men and women extremely quickly.By the time they realized it, their mouths had been sealed with some kind of gel-like thing. (This is a special sealing glue produced in the world of female cadres of evil, not Hou Yi's glue, please know.)

"Uh-huh…"

Everyone struggled to escape the shackles of Shadow Marsh.Of course, there are also a few people who are on the verge of breaking out, regardless of what happened, they are still madly outputting to the people under them.

"Crack."

Hou Yi's avatar A, who was latently entering the box, turned off the audio.The whole box became quiet, um...not very quiet, besides the moaning of struggling, there were also sounds of "papapa" and "ummm."

Clone B re-condensed their bodies after sealing their mouths.While observing the state of the men and women present, he sighed: "Hey, you are indeed a city person, and you are very good at playing. Why is there a hole in this watermelon? Waste of food, neon little baguas I'll cry when I see it. Damn...and this, what is this?! 666"

"Ahem," Hou Yi, who was standing at the door, cleared his throat, "Everyone, stop your needlework. Don't move now! Anti-pornography!!!"

With that said, Hou Yi stretched out his tentacles and closed the door of the box.

"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow?!"

Brother Big B groaned in horror.

"Huh?" Hou Yi cast his eyes on the middle-aged tattooed man who was struggling in the bathtub.

"Hey, this is a big guy's temperament. Are you Big Brother B?" Hou Yi pulled out a kind smile.Then he turned into a streamer and rushed to Big B's side.

With a sound of "stab", Hou Yi tore off the sealant from Big B's mouth, and took off a few beards along the way.Under the severe pain, Brother B didn't let out a scream, he just hummed twice.This is not because he is a tough guy, but because Hou Yi put a dog's knife on his neck.

"This friend... Between us... Is there some misunderstanding?" Big B smiled flatteringly, "If there is, we can solve it... It's not worth using a knife..."

"You haven't answered my question yet, are you Big Brother B?" As he spoke, Hou Yi pushed the knife a little closer.

"I'm Big B, I'm...friend, don't be impulsive! In a society ruled by law...don't be impulsive!" Brother Big B said tremblingly.

Regardless of Big B's entreaties, Hou Yi just smiled and said: "It's fine if you find the wrong person. Let me introduce myself, my name is Hou Yi, and it's easy for me to be a Marquis and Prime Minister. I'm an enthusiastic citizen who is keen to fight against the three vulgarities. "

"Hou Yi? Anti-three vulgar? Enthusiastic citizens? What is this and what?" Big B thought to himself, "There is something wrong with this guy... he can turn into a light, and he has a tail on his back... Could it be an encounter? Have you arrived at the monster?!"

"By the way, Big Brother B, do you still remember Xiaoqian? It's the girl who was cheated by you, had a miscarriage, became addicted, and finally gave up and killed herself." Clone A came over and said.

"You... are you here to avenge her?" Brother Big B asked in astonishment.

"It's over, bad food! I'm afraid my big B will be here today." Big B thought to himself.

"Revenge? No~" Clone B also came over, "I'm not qualified to avenge her, besides, I'm not a good person to help ignorant girls get justice. I'm just here today to have fun!"

As for Hou Yi's body, he took out a pair of large iron tongs from the chat group temple.

"Brother B," Hou Yi said kindly, "Have you heard the story of being a sub-boy? In the Amazon rainforest, a place where no one can find..."

In order to cooperate with the main body, clone B specially played the classic famous song "Knowing the King's Enthusiasm"... YMCA~

"You... what are you guys going to do?!"

"It's nothing, I just want to introduce you to a kind of torture that would scare a man out of shit if he hears it." Clone A explained, "Simply put, it's to find four strong men in the gay world to change their methods. Pour you for three months, then use this sub-four blasting pliers to melt your dick, and then stuff it into your mouth."

"However, the judo club's big guys are in another world, and I can't find a suitable substitute for a while. So..." Hou Yi showed a nuclear smile, "So let's go straight to the last one Let's go~"

As soon as the words fell, Hou Yi's two avatars threw out their tentacles at the same time, and Big B was hoisted up.

"No... no... you fucking can't do it... quack... let go of me!!!" Big B shouted in despair.

"Well, wait, although there is no best in the gay world, but... the younger brothers of Big B should be able to replace them~" Clone B said, "We can hypnotize them into gays to serve their boss mouth teeth~"

Hearing that the three monsters who broke in suddenly wanted to perform a messy act with the boss, Big B's younger brothers all struggled crazily, but unfortunately they couldn't get rid of the shackles of Shadow Marsh no matter how hard they struggled.

"Okay! My pervert is really perverted enough! Then let's get started~"

As he said that, Hou Yi took out his hypnosis phone and hypnotized Big B's younger brothers one by one.

"Your sexual orientation will change, you will only be in heat with Big B, and now you are already impatient to empty your magazine~"

After the hypnosis was completed, Hou Yi released the shackles on them, and then...

"Don't come here, you fucking don't come here! Don't touch me, don't... don't...!!! Uncle JC save me!!!"

Just when the sad scene of chrysanthemums covering the ground was about to be staged in the private room, the door of the private room was suddenly pushed open.

The person who came was a technician, and she was the newcomer that Big B asked to change before Hou Yi entered the door.

The technician who opened the door looked very young, even immature: she had a clean face, big eyes, and a ponytail that matched her ears. Just by looking at her appearance, you would only think of her as a cute little girl next door. And I would never think of her as the lady who appeared in the club.But she was wearing a sequined tight skirt that didn't match her childish temperament, and her pair of pepper breasts were so developed that people couldn't help but want to play with them.She walked very "sluggish", seemed a little shy and seemed unaccustomed to wearing high heels.

"Hi... I'm bothering you..."

Seeing the weird scene in the box, she turned around and wanted to run away, but Hou Yi had already stretched out her tentacles.

Chapter 143 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this technician!

"Well, you may not know what's going on now." Hou Yi said with a smile, "However, you can probably understand after seeing my tentacles. I'm not a human being, but a monster."

"I'm doing an inhumane reenactment of a classic scene. I didn't intend to implicate other people. But... since I broke in at this time, I can only wrong you for a while."

As he said that, Hou Yi put the girl who was hanging in the air back to the ground, and controlled her with Shadow Marsh.

"My glue is limited, so I won't seal your mouth for now. You'd better not yell. I will delete your memory later...Of course, if you don't want to see Big B's miserable situation, I will I can hypnotize you now."

"Brother...you...what are you doing?" Zhaodi asked tentatively.

"It's nothing, just open the eyes of a few scumbags who don't open their eyes, and let them adapt to prison life in advance. Let them know in advance, so that they won't get used to it in prison." Hou Yi said indifferently, "By the way, while they are now I'm bored too, can you chat with me for a while?"

Zhao Di really wanted to refuse, but she still nodded tactfully seeing the kind expression of the weird man in front of her.

"Thank you then. What's your name, little girl?"

"Zhaodi...Wang Zhaodi..."

Her voice was small and trembling, as if very frightened.

"It's louder, I can't hear you clearly."

"Wang Zhaodi..."

"This name... really has a feudal legacy and the characteristics of the times... Your parents are very heavy... Huh? Wait!"

Suddenly, Hou Yi seemed to think of something, and he asked again: "You said your name is Zhaodi? Then, have you worked as a salesperson in a supermarket?"

"Well... I worked... for a while. But I earned too little. The family was in a hurry to spend money... So... I came here after being introduced... Wuwuwu... Brother, don’t eat me, okay? I... Wuwu... I……"

The little girl who had gone astray was so frightened that she burst into tears.