"Well, it seems so." Hou Yi rubbed his chin and thought, "This little girl is also one of the characters that can be captured in the original game. But... why did she go into the sea? Is it the butterfly effect caused by me again?"
"Don't cry, I don't know how to eat people. Usually I let others eat me..."
"Woooooo...don't eat me...I don't want to die, I...I have to save money for my brother...I haven't seen the sea yet...I, I haven't been in a relationship yet...I can't die...Woooo..."
As if she didn't hear Hou Yi's explanation, Zhao Di cried even louder.
"Don't cry! If you cry again, I will really eat you!"
Roaring, Hou Yi stretched out his tentacles again and hoisted her up again.
Sure enough, actions are more powerful than words. After being hoisted up again by Hou Yi, Zhaodi really suppressed her crying and just sobbed softly.
"Woo...don't...don't hurt me..."
"I said... When did I say I was going to eat you? Don't worry, I won't hurt you, I just want to chat with you." Hou Yi said helplessly.
"Really?"
"Well, really. Let me tell you about you first, what's wrong with you at such a young age, why do you have to do this kind of thing?" Hou Yi asked, "Are you so short of money?"
"I...I...I can't do anything...ah..."
"No way? What do you mean? What kind of loan do you owe? Or something else?"
"Because my family needs money."
"If you need money, you can't let your daughter come out and sell it?" Hou Yi asked doubtfully.
"If you don't come out and sell it...you can only sell your daughter..."
"What do you mean?"
"My parents are in urgent need of money...to send my younger brother to a good school. But...the family didn't have so much money, and relatives have borrowed all the money. So...they planned to marry me to a family in the same village to receive a dowry...I don't like him, so I can only earn money to send home...But, it's not enough...I came here after Sister Shi's introduction.
Zhao Di was still very scared and spoke intermittently, but Hou Yi barely understood what she wanted to express.
"I said, with parents like this, why don't you just leave? Wasting that time, energy and money with them... Isn't it okay if you have that spare money to hide away and live your little life?" Hou Yi asked puzzled.
"I thought about leaving too...but they are my biological parents and younger brother...I was raised by my parents, and my younger brother was brought up by me. I...I can't be so irresponsible..." Zhaodi burst into tears again.
"Good guy, I have been PUA since I was a child. If I were a female boxer, I would definitely have to punch twice. I will wake up this girl who has gone astray." Hou Yi thought, "Unfortunately, I am not Boxer~I just want to have fun~"
"So, you plan to keep doing this? While selling your body and dignity, use the money you get to support your parents and family who don't care about your feelings at all? Wait until you can't eat your youth, and then go back to the countryside to find an honest person to take over? Give birth to a child and let him live a life like yours?" Hou Yi asked jokingly.
"I didn't...I didn't sell my body...I..." Zhaodi argued.But after thinking about Hou Yi's words carefully, she didn't know how to refute.
"You don't think you can get out of the mud in this kind of place without being stained, do you? Don't be ridiculous, you said that the sister Shi who introduced you here should be the one standing at the entrance of this spa. Heh, in her state ...Let's put it this way, if you continue to work here, you will rot to death in the physical sense sooner or later!" Hou Yi said.
Speaking of this, Hou Yi suddenly realized that something was wrong. He obviously wanted to have fun, so why did he start "persuading prostitutes to be good"?Also, what I entrusted to the front desk lady when I was hypnotizing her... Plus, after hearing what happened to Xiaoqian, I went directly to Brother B to settle the score... woc, I seemed to be doing good deeds without knowing it... and, For the girl Zhaodi, just hypnotize her directly. Is it worth talking so much nonsense to her?When did I become such a mother-in-law?
Thinking of my own changes, and thinking of the transformation of Hou Yi on the Conceived Island, and the social animal Hou Yi who can be called a mother-in-law... Village Hou Yi shouted in his heart: "It's over, I'm so bad! I won't be the social animal Hou Yi too." The guy infected the mother-in-law..."
In order to clear his mind, Hou Yi had no choice but to take back the two clones.Without the restraint of the clone's tentacles, Big B fell directly to the ground.Of course, the hypnotized brothers would not let him go, they lined up behind Big B.
"Huh, I'm in trouble."
Then, Hou Yi put Zhao Di down, then he raised the hypnosis phone and said loudly: "Stop it all. Now, line up and kneel by the bath until sunrise. After sunrise You will forget everything that happened tonight, you will realize your conscience, and you will surrender to the police station with your criminal evidence."
Looking at the boys obediently following Hou Yi's orders, Zhao Di was stunned: "Can this weirdo actually control people's actions..."
"As for you..."
Looking at Big Brother B who had become a staunch man and was still moaning, Hou Yi said, "I originally wanted you to accept the full version of the ultimate insult... Forget it, let it be like this. Get dressed and follow me!" Walk."
"And you." Hou Yi said to Zhaodi.
With that said, Hou Yi took out a white dress and a pair of strappy flat shoes from the chat group shrine.
"Put on this body and go with me. You'd better be obedient, or you will bear the consequences."
Then, Hou Yi summoned two clones again.
"Finally, and then hypnotized to clear other people's memories...Let's end this night that doesn't know what to say."
Chapter 144 Something is wrong!This revenge is wrong!
In the early morning, the park where the female ghost Xiaoqian lives.
Hou Yi brought Zhaodi and the hypnotized Big B to the crooked neck tree where Xiaoqian hanged herself.
"Hmm... According to Chaofeng, Xiaoqian should have been 'resurrected with full blood' at this time." Hou Yi rubbed his chin and thought, "It's still because my essence is too yang, and she will be relieved for a while. Not coming?"
"Hello~Miss Xiaoqian, are you home? I brought a gift this time~" Hou Yi said loudly.
This voice startled Zhaodi who was drowsy.
"A gift? It can't be me, right? He came to such a gloomy place in the middle of the night and made me wear a white dress...Could it be that he wants to treat me as a sacrifice or something... Do you want to run away?...No...I'll be killed..."
Just when Zhaodi was terrified and thinking about what to do next, Hou Yi continued: "I brought the scum that harmed you. It's time for revenge and revenge. Come out~ Whatever you want You can do whatever you want~ Or do you want to play homosexual revenge?"
"Well... let me think about it, he lied to your body, made you addicted to drugs, caused your child to have a miscarriage, and made you commit suicide. So, should I find some more gays to olive his chrysanthemums, drink He is full of golden juice, and then kills his daughter, deprives him of everything, and then makes him apologize with death?"
Seeing Hou Yi calmly saying such terrifying words in a brisk tone, Zhao Di, who was standing by the side, immediately gave up the idea of running away.If he escapes by himself, he will definitely suffer more miserable treatment than death!
"Don't... don't hurt Manli..."
Hearing that Hou Yi was going to kill her former friend, Xiaoqian finally couldn't help but show up.Because the yang energy released by Hou Yi when he physically transcended her dilutes the yin energy in her body, her consciousness at this time is relatively clear and she can communicate with people normally.
"Ghost!!! Help!!!" Zhao Di was desperate.She wanted to escape, but she couldn't escape.
"Hehe, I'm finally willing to come out." Hou Yi greeted with a smile, "It looks pretty good, at least you can communicate normally. But... who is Manli? Oh, yes, it's the rotten girl who is kneeling on the side. You told me not to hurt her...why?"
"She...she was my only friend during my lifetime..."
"Wait, let me figure it out, her father occupied your body, and you were pregnant with her father's child... Then you said that you and her are friends... woc, your circle is really messed up. Forget it, I don't bother to care about your relationship. You can take advantage of the revenge and complaints. Don't make any jokes about forgiving him. If you don't punish him, I will kill him."
After speaking, Hou Yi threw a "small balloon" filled with essence to Xiaoqian.
"After taking revenge, hurry up and save yourself, reincarnate... Is there a saying of reincarnation in this world? It doesn't matter... Hurry up. I plan to go back to sleep with the newly found human chair."
"Why help me? What do you want from me?" Xiaoqian asked puzzled.
"Take it as my thank you. Thank you for turning my father-in-law into a vegetable, so that I can occupy my mother-in-law and her two daughters without restraint."
"But, if I save myself, then your father-in-law will wake up..."
"I know." As he said that, Hou Yi took out a cigar that came out of the clubhouse, "Hurry up and get revenge, I'm waiting for the aftermath. It's almost dawn."
……
Endless sea of stars, chat group temple.
"By the way... Brother King, what are you waiting for?" Father Hou Yi asked.
"The old man in the country said he was going to do something big tonight, and he might see blood. He asked me to help him dispose of the body. For this purpose, I specially found an incinerator that was just built. The shampoo is the same as that of Paradise~" King Hou Yi said.
"Good guy... Is it such a big game..."
While Hou Yi was chatting, the country Hou Yi dragged a large bag of things and appeared in the chat group temple.
"Please, brother king, as for the rubber matter... I have to wait until I return to the village from vacation."
Putting down the big bag of things, Country Hou Yi left the chat group directly.
Seeing the big lump of rotten flesh that had just taken shape, Hou Yi couldn't help but fell into deep thought.
"Is he a little...too extreme...?" the father Hou Yi asked.
"It's okay, I've seen even more outrageous ones in the Inquisition." Father Hou Yi continued, "But...it's really a bit extreme..."
"Never mind him." Saying so, King Hou Yi brought the rotten meat to the Black Beast World and threw it into the "Ule Furnace".
"Is it over?" Father Hou Yi asked.
"Obviously." King Hou Yi stretched his waist, "Do you have a way to get rubber? The country brother is going on vacation, and he won't be able to go back to the village for a while."
"My place is still in the Middle Ages, and it's not yet time to open a plantation." The priest Hou Yi said, "Why don't you ask the ghost father Hou Yi, as long as the money is in place, it's not a problem to get a few tons. By the way, didn't you just create a barely usable steam boiler? Are you going to use a lot of rubber so soon?"
"No, what I want is not vulcanized industrial rubber, but natural latex just collected from trees." King Hou Yi explained, "I don't use it for industry, but for magic."
"Magic? Huh? What does this thing have to do with magic?"
"Disguise magic. I'm not going to pretend to be Alicia and enter the second fortress. To cast this ancient disguise magic, you need to use a special material that can be shaped, but Gu Lasti said that the production of this material The crops have become extinct hundreds of years ago." King Hou Yi said, "According to her description, that plant seems to be a rubber tree."
"I see."
"But having said that, even if I don't want to do this disguise magic, I have to make a batch of rubber trees. It will be very useful for industrialization in the future." King Hou Yi continued.
"Does the cotton plantation also need to be arranged, and then order watermelon, fried chicken and grape Fanta. Throw all the orc prisoners of war and slaves into production, right?" Father Hou Yi said.
"So, you've changed your jokes from hell to jokes, haven't you?" Father Hou Yi complained.
"You have to do it, and you have to play hell jokes. This is called healthy!" Father Hou Yi said.
"It's good that you're happy..." Father Hou Yi said, "But it's always weird for you, a priest, to make hell jokes."
"So, if the priest dies and goes to heaven, is it considered a promotion or a demotion?" the ghost father Hou Yi picked up the thread in a timely manner.
"It depends on whether the priest used a promotion device on the little boy before he was alive." King Hou Yi said.
"Clap~"
The ghost father Hou Yi and the king Hou Yi clapped their hands.
"Fuck...as expected of me..." Father Hou Yi said helplessly.
"However, I have to declare two things. First, although my code name is priest, my job is a robber, and with the help of the hypnosis phone, I'm already a cardinal. Second, child molesters and scum deserve to die." Father Hou Yi said, "In the diocese I'm in charge of, the Inquisition doesn't burn witches, only scum who kills boys."
"Nice job!" Father Hou Yi said.
"By the way, brother priest, when did you become a cardinal? You don't seem to share your memories recently. What happened?" King Hou Yi asked.
"Hi, it's nothing, but I was too busy and forgot to share." After speaking, Father Hou Yi put his hand on the astrolabe, "If you are interested, you can read it yourself, I will go offline first."
Chapter 145 Something is wrong!Something is wrong with this delivery!
After Father Hou Yi left the chat group, all Hou Yi appreciated the memory he had just shared.
"Hohohoho, it's interesting." King Hou Yi said, "This guy has done a lot of good things besides asking nuns to pray for him all day long. He built bridges and paved roads, gave charity, saved innocent women who were persecuted by the Inquisition, and arbitrated disputes between lords to avoid wars... If I didn't know he was me, I would have recognized him as a saint instead of the church."
"A saint who reveals the nun every day, right... Joshua said he didn't want to see this, but he couldn't help it. Because there were holes in his hands that were left when he was nailed to the cross." The ghost father Hou Yi complained.
"Well, it's much better than those guys who only know how to use indulgences to exploit, don't do anything practical, and can't rape others and slander others as witches." Father Hou Yi said, "Brother priest It has completely surpassed the matching mechanism of the Medieval season in the western region, okay?"
"That's true... In other words, has our moral noodle improved?" Ghost Father Hou Yi asked.
"Probably... since a certain social animal joined, the average moral level of Hou Yi seems to have really improved." King Hou Yi said, "By the way, he seems to have lost contact for a while... What is he doing?"
"In short, I'm living a leisurely life." Father Hou Yi said, "A leisurely and peaceful life is the best~ Well, I'm going back to tell Sylvie a bedtime story, see you later."
"If my kidneys are so good, then I should go back to the Linxing Harem~"
"See you."
……
God treats the world of girls.
"One day... has passed again..." Hou Yi, who walked to the small park downstairs, muttered in a low voice.
He looked up and saw the lights of his house.
"Sana should have already made dinner, and she is waiting for me to go home. It feels really good to have someone waiting."
It has been almost a week since Shana moved into Hou Yi's house, and Hou Yi has already adapted to the life of a beautiful JK who can share the housework.
"Go home first, as for tomorrow's matter... just adapt to the situation..."
Thinking of this, Hou Yi walked home quickly.
"I'm back, Shana."
Pushing open the door, Hou Yi was greeted by Shana's cheerful smile and a burst of seductive fragrance.
"Welcome back, Brother Yi."
"Is this smell beef stew?" Hou Yi asked.
"That's right, go to the supermarket and see that the price of stewed meat has been reduced. It has been stewed since noon, and the meat is already very soft." Shana said with a smile.
"Huh? Shana? Let me in."
Shana didn't move out of the way, but looked into Hou Yi's eyes with burning eyes.
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