The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

"Really?"

Hutao was ecstatic after hearing this.

"Then I can commit suicide casually? Great!"

"..."

Hearing Hu Tao's cheers, Mona and Mu Bai seemed speechless.

"We still have things to do, so I'll take my leave now."

"Oh~~Don't leave in a hurry~~"

Hu Tao, who was slightly petite, jumped up from behind Mu Bai and said affectionately:

"What are you and this young lady planning to do? Just tell me and I'll leave."

"We went to buy supplies and then planned to travel."

"Travel? Take me one with you!"

"Aren't you going to leave after listening?"

"Hey, if I didn't say that, would you tell me?"

"..."

The veins on Mu Bai's forehead were looming.

"Why do I have to take you with me when I travel?"

"Hehe, because...woo!"

Just when Hu Tao was about to come up with a set of fallacies, the pain of being dragged into hell swept over him again.

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There is another update, which will be later. Masters, please go to bed first.

69. You make money when you win, but you don’t lose when you lose.

"Coming! Coming, coming! Coming~~!!"

Feeling the pain that seeped into his internal organs and made his bones tremble, Hu Tao also began to get excited.

In fact, this is based on science. When a person feels physical pain, the brain will produce a substance called dopamine to neutralize the pain, and dopamine is the source of human pleasure.

But Hutao is not a jerk, dopamine is just a side dish. What really makes her feel exciting and fun is the feeling of jumping back and forth on the edge of danger, not the pain itself.

"I...I will restrain myself...don't torture me anymore."

When the pain was greater than the fun, Hutao began to beg for mercy devoutly. After all, the fun part was jumping repeatedly near the bottom line, rather than crossing the bottom line and committing suicide in one direction without looking back.

"Are you OK?"

Seeing that Hu Tao was suffering from gout, Mu Bai couldn't help but be concerned.

"Woo...feeling much better."

When Mu Bai stretched out his hand to support himself, the pain of falling into hell also subsided. Now Hu Tao was even more convinced that this "sanction" came from disrespect to Mu Bai.

Perhaps it was the divine punishment imposed by Mu Bai, or perhaps it was the rule that inferiors were not allowed to offend superiors. In short, Hutao had figured out this line clearly.

"If you are sick, don't come here and play around. Pay more attention to your health."

"Hehe~~ I was testing where the line was just now. Now that I have touched it, I can already play."

Her face was obviously weak and turned pale, but Hu Tao looked cheerful, just like an internet-addicted girl who had just adjusted the settings and was about to enter the game.

"I don't understand what you're saying."

"Don't mind my business, let's get back to the topic of travel."

Hu Tao breathed a long sigh of relief, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead with his loose cuffs, and said confidently:

"I'll tell you why you have to take me with you."

"why?"

"Because the journey is long, you need a woman to help you spend the lonely nights."

"Cough cough!"

Hearing this, Mu Bai couldn't help coughing several times.

"Inbounds! Yay!"

Seeing Mu Bai's reaction, Hu Tao subconsciously hugged his body with his arms, nervously preparing to welcome the sanctions. But after a long time, he found that everything was as usual, and Hu Tao felt a burst of ecstasy.

This is the reason why she is addicted to this kind of death game. If she loses it, at least teasing Mu Bai will be fun. It’s not a loss. If the car doesn’t overturn, the feeling of escaping from the tiger’s mouth can make people fly, and it will definitely make money. .

"Didn't Mu Bai just say that? He wants to travel with me, and he doesn't need to take you with him."

Saying "need a woman" in front of her made Mona feel completely ignored.

Some time ago, when Ke Qing and Ning Guang were getting along with Mu Bai, they acted as if they didn't exist. When thinking of this, Mona began to feel confused and unhappy.

"Oh, but didn't you just say that you and Mu Bai are not in a relationship? And you are not dating. In this case, how can you help Mu Bai spend an empty night?"

"Na?! I...I..."

Seeing Mona's excited expression, Mu Bai quickly interrupted:

"Don't be offended by her, this guy is talking nonsense."

After that, he pointed the finger at Hu Tao again:

"You and I are not a couple, so why are we taking you?"

"Hehe, because we are dark limerick poets of the alley style. On lonely nights, we can recite poems and compose poems."

"I can understand every word you say, but I can't understand them when combined."

God is a dark limerick poet of the alley school, but I am the eternally chosen writer of the Wenzhao school.

"You will understand after listening to a few of my works."

As he spoke, Hutao began to hum with a strange melody:

"Da Qiuqiu is sick, two Qiuqiu looks at it, Qiuqiu collects medicine, four Qiuqiu boils, five Qiuqiu is dead, six Qiuqiu lifts, lifts... lifts... when the sun comes out, I bask in the sun, when the moon comes out, I bask in the moon Sigh~~"

"Are you a primary school student?"

Where's the limerick you promised?Why did you start word solitaire?

"Hey, there are many more works like this, which will definitely help you spend a pleasant night."

"I understand. I will give you one day to prepare. We will gather at the northern exit of Liyue Port tomorrow morning and set off for the trip."

"Really? Great! Then I'll go back and prepare."

After watching Hutao jumping away, Mu Bai hurriedly said to Mona:

"Let's pack up quickly and leave overnight tonight."

"Huh? But..."

"She can lie to me, but I'm not allowed to lie to her? Or do you want to go out with Hu Tao?"

"In no mood!"

The two quickly reached a consensus, and then rushed to the market, planning to buy everything before setting off quickly.

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"Isn't this Lin Daxian? Want to buy food for the road? Quick! Take out the high-quality ham we have cured!"

As soon as Mu Bai stepped into the grocery store, the boss immediately greeted him excitedly.

"Don't call me Daxian, and how much does this ham cost?"

"No charge, no charge! It's our honor for Mr. Lin to come and buy things from us."

"..."

After Mu Bai accepted the ham, he walked to the food store. As soon as he entered the door, the sesame seed seller pulled Mu Bai over.

"Mr. Lin bought ham? You have to put it in our sesame pancakes to eat. We have freshly baked ones here. They can be stored for two days. You can enjoy them."

Probably thinking that the sesame cakes were not worth much, the shop owner took Mu Bai's ham and said:

"How about I slice the ham for you? It will be convenient for you to eat then."

"Excuse me, how much is the craft fee and the sesame cakes?"

"No, no, you're trying to hurt us."

"..."

Just walking around the market, Mu Bai and Mona's arms were filled with all kinds of fragrant food, and they didn't spend a penny.

Mona couldn't help but complain: "Mubai, you... a shopping street idol?"

"I'm also wondering why these people feel like meeting a god when they see me."

Mu Bai thought about it and thought that maybe those people had followed the trend and spread rumors before, but now they knew they were wrong and wanted to please him for forgiveness.

Thinking about it this way, at least the Liyue people had a good attitude towards admitting their mistakes.

"Right, that..."

When she returned home and prepared her luggage, Mona looked at the night outside the window and couldn't help but say:

"Something about how to spend your nights on the road..."

"Of course it's time to go to bed tonight, otherwise what do you want to do?"

"Uh... that's right."

After hearing Mu Bai's reply, Mona quickly patted her face and warned herself not to think too much.

"but……"

But just when Mona was about to treat Mu Bai calmly, the other party looked at the night sky again, and then said softly:

"After it rained a few days ago, the sky has become very clear. It would be nice to watch the stars with you at night."

Having said this, Mu Bai smiled at Mona again:

"It would be a shame not to look at the stars when accompanied by a talented astrologer."

"Mubai..."

Mona stopped thinking about Mu Bai's plan and declared bankruptcy within five seconds of its implementation.

70. Zhongli’s fatal flaw

"Mu Bai! You actually deceived my feelings!!"

At noon the next day, Hutao, who was waiting for Mu Bai at the north gate of Liyue Port to no avail, was so angry that she was furious. She had been waiting here since six o'clock in the morning. Now it was 11 o'clock at noon. No matter how much she didn't want to believe it, she had to Admit that you were lied to.

"I thought Mu Bai was an honest person, but I didn't expect him to be so bad."

Hu Tao was so angry that she puffed up her little mouth. She was so happy teasing Mu Bai yesterday, but she didn't expect that she would be teased in turn today.

"Next time, you should tease him more."

Although the line of death has been figured out, teasing is not an objective truth after all. There are many subjective factors in it. If teasing is carried out from different aspects, the results will be different.

Therefore, as revenge for being let go today, Hutao decided to continue to expand the field of teasing Mubai and strive to build an all-round and multi-angle strategic teasing platform near this death line.

"Ah! Even though I have thought about revenge afterwards, I am still very angry now. Well... that's right! Just kidnap Qiqi. I must bury her this time."

Everyone has a way to vent their bad moods, and Hu Tao also has it, but it’s just a bit frivolous.

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