The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

"You mean, Mu Bai went on a trip?"

That night, after Hutao returned to the Hall of Purity, she mentioned the incident of her being raped to Zhongli, hoping to get comfort from him, but she didn't expect that Zhongli was only interested in Mubai's whereabouts.

"How come Mr. Zhongli also knows Mu Bai?"

"It's a new friend."

And Zhongli had the idea of ​​​​taking the relationship further. After all, Mu Bai's plan was too crazy, so it was better to persuade him to go back.

"Hehe, then the relationship between the two of us is quite delicate. You must know that Mu Bai and I have a very close relationship. We cherish each other and even have physical contact."

"Anyway, it's the kind of physical contact that involves you lying behind Mu Bai's back to tease others."

"Na?! How did you know!? Are you spying on me?"

"You can tell what a person will do by his temperament, that's all."

"Cut~~"

Seeing that Zhongli kept talking with his eyes closed, Hutao pouted and sat on the sofa boredly.

"Mr. Zhongli is such a boring person. He obviously knows how to enjoy himself so much, but where did he vent all the pleasure he got from material things?"

"Pleasure...?"

Hearing this word, Zhongli also opened his eyes with red eyeshadow.

As Hu Tao said, his pursuit of material things is indeed very high. Zhongli does not deny this. At the same time, he also knows that material enjoyment does bring people pleasure. But precisely because he agrees with Hu Tao's remarks, Zhongli Only then will you feel troubled.

Because he has never experienced anything called pleasure.

Looking back on the past thousand years, not only material desires, but also Zhongli has never experienced psychological pleasure. She didn't care before, but now if she wants to live as a human being, she can't be less human than ordinary people, right?

"What's wrong? Why does sir have such a serious expression on his face?"

"Hallmaster Hu, where do you think the pleasure comes from?"

"This is different for everyone~~"

Hutao raised her big white legs high, and jumped up from the sofa like a carp:

"For me, experiencing exciting and fun things is pleasure. For a foodie, eating delicious food from all over the world is pleasure. For Lord Tianquanxing, having more things in his bag is pleasure."

Everyone in Liyue knew Ningguang's lust, so it was no wonder that Hutao would use her as an example.

"Really……"

Zhongli took a sip of tea with mixed emotions. He had never owned anything Hutao said.

Delicious food just tastes good, you don’t have to eat it. The fragrant tea just tastes good, you don’t have to drink it. The smell of balm is refreshing, but it doesn’t matter if you can’t smell it. Beautiful silk is beautiful when worn on the body, but it doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter if you don’t wear it.

Zhongli had never gotten the so-called pleasure from these enjoyments. Even the young master could get pleasure from fighting, but as the God of War, he could not.

She knew this was abnormal, and even judging from the status of a god, it was abnormal.

Because thousands of years ago when the gods and demons came together, many demons would also feel pleasure from gaining power and status.

"I never expected that today's casual chat would make me realize such a serious flaw."

Zhong Li swallowed the sip of tea, feeling a bit bitter in his mouth and heart.

"So it seems that Mr. Zhongli has always been abstinent."

Hu Tao couldn't help but smile evilly and said:

"People like Mr., who cannot get pleasure from life, will be so happy that they will fall into depravity in an instant when they are reunited with their lover~~"

"puff!"

Hearing such explicit remarks, Zhongli couldn't help but spit out the tea in his mouth.

"Hall Master Hu is young, can you please pay attention to the impact of your words?"

"What! I'm old enough to talk about marriage, there's nothing to be taboo about, and what I'm talking about is objective knowledge documented by medical scientists."

"How can you be objective?"

"Human pleasure comes from the brain and the meridians in the body. There is an upper limit to the excitement level of the brain and meridians. If you can generate a lot of pleasure in money, food, drink, games, etc., you will not be overly excited about the pleasure produced by the combination. Dependence, otherwise... you will fall into it and be unable to extricate yourself."

It should be said that Hutao is worthy of being the leader of the Rebirth Hall. On the basis of being familiar with human anatomy, she also has some understanding of conventional medicine. Although what she said is still somewhat different from modern medicine, it still makes some sense.

"Nonsense, since I don't feel pleasure, how can I show my ugly face in matters between men and women?"

"Because when you have sex, no matter who you are, you will feel pleasure. This is a normal and unshakable physiological phenomenon, unless you, Mr. Zhongli, are not human."

"..."

Zhongli frowned. She obviously no longer wanted to discuss this topic.

"Did Mu Bai say where you were going?"

"I don't know either, but before we met, I heard from a distance that they were going to Guyun Pavilion or something."

"!"

Zhong Li's posture of drinking tea suddenly paused. After all, Guyun Pavilion had extraordinary significance to her.

"I have something to say and I have to say goodbye."

As soon as he finished speaking, Zhongli left here regardless of what Hutao said.

She first avoided the crowd and came to the deserted countryside outside Liyue Port. Then she used her divine power to instantly fly into the air, overlooking the earth like an eagle, looking for traces of Mu Bai.

"found it!"

After seeing Mu Bai's carriage near Guiliyuan, Zhongli accelerated his flight and landed a hundred meters away from Mu Bai. Then he changed into his real body and slowly walked up to pretend to meet by chance.

71.My talent is scary

"Mu Bai? What a coincidence. I didn't expect to meet you here."

When she walked forward, Zhongli started with the words he had prepared long ago. She was still wearing the same white shirt, brown robe, and brown stockings.

The chest and thighs were very eye-catching, and Mu Bai didn't know whether to look at the top or the bottom.

"I am on my way to travel. What is Miss Zhongli doing here?"

Last night, Mona and I were sitting in a carriage watching the stars. She was still asleep in the car, and Mu Bai was the only one sitting in the front and driving.

"I'm just traveling around. Do you want to be a companion and chat with me?"

"Ah? We plan to stay at Wangshu Inn as soon as possible. I want to catch up on my afternoon nap."

As he spoke, Mu Bai stretched and yawned.

"How about this, Mu Bai, just go and rest in the car, and I'll help you drive to the inn."

"Really? Thank you so much."

Mu Bai quickly made room for Zhongli. When the other party got on the carriage, he raised his thighs high and his robe was pushed behind him. At that moment, all that was in Mu Bai's eyes and mind was Zhongli's beautiful legs. .

"Speaking of which, Mu Bai, where are you planning to travel this time?"

"Walking around Guiliyuan, and then going to Qingce Village. I heard that there is a beautiful five-color pool there. I want to see it."

It's embarrassing to say that in Mu Bai's original world, there was a place called Jiuzhaigou. It was said that there was the most beautiful colorful pool in the world, but he had never been there, so he wanted to be satisfied in a different world.

"As for the last leg... I'd really like to go to Guyun Pavilion. I want to have an on-the-spot investigation about the legend of suppressing the demon god there."

"..."

Things turned out just as Zhongli thought. When he got there, the demon who was suppressed by his giant rock gun at the bottom of the sea would probably be reawakened by Mu Bai.

Of course, Zhongli was not worried about the Demon God awakening. What she was worried about was that Mu Bai would take possession of the Demon God. If this happened, her retirement plan would go awry.

"Mu Bai, I have something very important to ask you."

Zhongli deliberately slowed down the carriage, wanting to talk to Mu Bai about what was on his mind.

"You said, I'm not asleep yet."

"Will you always protect Liyue?"

Zhongli had already heard about the rock abyss and the fog tide in the underworld, and of course he also knew about Mu Bai's great act of personally taking action to save all sentient beings from danger.

At that time, Zhongli was thinking that there might be no need to test whether humans could cope with disasters, because even if he retired, there would still be a being like Mu Bai who was more powerful than himself guarding this place.

"what?"

Zhong Li's question made Mu Bai look confused.

"No, how can Liyue get my turn to protect her?"

I have never heard of any country requiring a novel author to be protected.

"Then who do you think should be the guardian?"

"Qianyan Army?"

"What if it's a catastrophe that even the Qianyan Army can't deal with?"

"Is it time for Emperor Yan Wang to show his spirit? The people of Liyue have believed in him for thousands of years."

Mu Bai didn't know yet, but the Emperor's lady was right in front of him, and Mu Bai was staring at the Emperor's buttocks.

Zhongli's male avatar has a nice buttocks, and after revealing his real body, the curves have become even better.

"..."

Zhongli's idea was shattered. She originally thought that Mubai could protect Liyue on her behalf, but now it seems that this supreme being with superior strength will only act based on his mood. If he saved Liyue this time, it may not be the case next time. .

In this case, Zhongli's original plan for retirement and the test of the Liyue people had to go ahead again.

"Let's change the topic. Something big will happen in Liyue next. I beg Mu Bai not to interfere."

"Interference? emmm...I understand."

Mu Bai's mind was spinning very quickly, and he had completely understood what Zhong Li meant.

It was obvious that the young lady in front of him was afraid of him.

So what is there about me that is worthy of being feared?

It's talent!

It’s my talent as a novelist!

My book was bought out by a rich woman at a sky-high price, and later it became the best-selling book in Liyue Hong Kong.

Anyone who is in this circle will be somewhat afraid of me.

"Okay, I promise you."

Thinking about it this way, Zhongli's purpose became obvious. She might be the owner of a bookstore or publishing house. She recently wanted to release a book and planned to package it into a bestseller.

But if I intervene at this time and put out a new book for sale, all the readers in Liyue Port will definitely rush to buy my book, thereby neglecting Zhongli's book.

That's why the other party wanted to ask me to give in.

"thank you very much……"

Zhong Li breathed a long sigh of relief. She was not as smooth as Ning Guang, and she would inevitably look a little clumsy when communicating with a being like Mu Bai whose strength far exceeded his own.

"Don't be too quick to thank me. Now that I've already made concessions, aren't you going to express something?"

Mu Bai is no longer anxious to lose the beautiful girl's favor. He plans to wait and see for a while, but he doesn't want his favor to increase. It is best to maintain a balance.

Since I had done Zhongli such a big favor, I had to act greedy and collect some benefits. This was neither gentle nor excessive, just enough to keep Zhongli's favorable opinion of me from rising or falling.

"What do you want?" Zhongli asked alertly.

"Well... I haven't thought about it yet. Please write it down first and come back to you when I need help."

"Okay, the contract is established."

Zhongli readily agreed.

"In that case, Mu Bai, don't go to Guyun Pavilion."

"Huh? Why?"

"Didn't you promise not to interfere? Guyun Pavilion will be the highlight next, so it's best not to go anywhere."

"Um……"

Mu Bai thought about it for a while. Since the other party said that the main event was in Guyun Pavilion, it meant that the theme of the new book Zhongli wanted to publish was likely to be related to the devil.