The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

In fact, this is the case, but Mona is not making random excuses, but she didn't even think about it when she issued the soul torture...

What is the purpose of asking this question?In other words, what kind of answer do you want to get?

"Wow!"

After realizing that Mu Bai was right, Mona couldn't help but screamed, and her brain fell into complete chaos.

127. Open the door, I’m not angry

"No, that's not the case, there is another reason for this!"

After realizing the shocking fact that she was actually willing to be pushed down by Mu Bai, Mona's eyes turned into a whirlpool, a bit like the dizzy feeling she had after being hungry for three days without eating.

"I...I...right!"

As if she had thought of a reasonable excuse, Mona coughed twice pretending to be calm, and then explained:

"Didn't I ask you to spank me before? You were indifferent at that time, but in the end you touched the delivery man, so I feel like I can't save my face."

The more Mona talked, the more enthusiastic she became. For the first time, she felt that her problem of wanting to save face and suffer was no longer a problem but an advantage.

"So I just want to regain some face! Let's see what attitude you, a pervert, have towards me. If you agree, I will definitely treat you as a pervert and keep a distance from you in the future. But when you reject me, I feel It’s so embarrassing.”

Mona said a lot in one breath. At first glance, it sounded reasonable, but in fact, if you think about it carefully, it was completely nonsense.

"I knew it was so!"

After hearing Mona's explanation, Mu Bai also breathed a sigh of relief.

My guess is absolutely right!Sure enough, the episode just now was just an accident. If you say you are willing, you will get into trouble.

"I'm afraid that you will regard me as a pervert and look at me with contempt all day long, so I will refuse so openly!"

Mu Bai's tone was filled with joy, and there was a little pride on his face:

"I knew you were not well-intentioned and wanted to set a trap for me. Thanks to my resourcefulness and foresight."

"Ugh?"

This sounded a little strange to Mona, so she couldn't help but ask:

"So, your answer just now was against your will?"

"Emmmm...that..."

Mu Bai scratched his head shyly, and then whispered:

"How could I have no idea about a girl like you? You have no common sense about your own charm."

He thought: Since what happened just now has been fully explained, then telling the truth now shouldn't annoy Mona, right?

"..."

Hearing Mu Bai's reply, Mona didn't say anything, but slowly opened her silver-grey eyes. The expression on her face was like a small theater, first she was a little surprised, and then she looked like she suddenly understood. , and finally laughed lightly.

At this time, Mu Bai was turning his face away because of shame. Looking at him like this, the sweetness in Mona's smile continued to increase.

At the same time, Mu Bai also achieved the achievement of making the sad girl happy while bragging instead of apologizing or saying nice things.

"So, you don't think of me as a pervert who wants to do evil things to you all day long, do you?"

"Hmph! Don't think I won't take it to heart if you confess."

Mona pretended to be angry and said:

"I already understand from the time you broke into the girl's room without permission. You are a perverted pervert. Normal girls should stay away from you!"

"Oh...are you planning to move away?"

Speaking of which, what should be the standard for a normal girl?

"Move away? You underestimate me too much."

I saw Mona standing up, straightening her back and raising her chest. All her previous air and arrogance returned to her.

"I'm a genius astrologer! It's incomparable to other people. Being with you all the time can actually highlight my extraordinary abilities!"

"Yeah, that's right."

How could my astrologer lady be an ordinary person?

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"It's been such a long time, and that guy Mu Bai hasn't come around yet. It seems he doesn't suspect me."

While Mu Bai and Mona were communicating in the room, Zelda was leaning on the door panel and secretly inquiring about the activities in the living room.

Several hours had passed since she poisoned her lunch. Seeing that no one came to complain to her, Zelda, who was originally panicked, also relaxed.

"Haha... Although it failed to poison Mu Bai, it at least proved that the guy couldn't detect this kind of secret poisoning."

"Huh? I can't find anything?"

"babble!!!"

Just when Zelda was feeling proud, Mu Bai's displeased voice suddenly came from outside the door, which frightened her and quickly locked the door.

"Hey, I heard someone said that the poison in the food is shed by marine life. What's going on?"

Mu Bai asked while knocking on the door.

"Ah? I, how do I know what's going on? I'm not a sea creature."

"You said you were an aquatic creature this morning, and I rescued you from Guyun Pavilion again. What are you if you are not a marine creature?"

"I've been dried by you today. I'm a land creature now."

"Oh, that's right. Then open the door. I have something to say to you."

"No! I didn't do it!"

Zelda leaned against the door panel, holding her head and explaining:

"There is so much seafood in Liyue, and the cooking boss accidentally got poisonous seafood into the kitchen. Isn't this normal?"

"It's normal, so why don't you open the door?"

"You don't doubt me?"

"No doubt, just open the door."

"Oh……"

Zelda cautiously opened the door a crack, and then saw Mu Bai's fierce look on his face.

Before Mu Bai could react, she closed the door again.

"What are you doing?"

"You are obviously angry! You think it was me who did it!"

"Is not it?"

Mu Bai took out the key and said:

"Zhongli has already said that it is most likely related to you, so let's open the door and explain it clearly."

"Morax, you stinky bitch!!"

Zelda didn't expect that she would be harmed by this rock-breaking god even when she lived in Mubai's house.

"I'm in."

"no!"

Zelda quickly stuffed the tentacle into the keyhole and destroyed the door lock.

"Don't mess around. I don't want to damage my door."

"Don't worry! You can't come in today anyway."

"..."

Mu Bai did not speak, but walked back and forth a few steps, and Zelda could only hear the sound of walking.

- Crack!

"Yahahahahah!!"

Just when Zelda was wondering what Mu Bai was doing, an ax suddenly smashed out of the wooden door. The ax blade hit Zelda right next to her head and even touched her hair.

"It's really annoying. They say they don't want to break the door."

"So that's what you meant?!"

Zelda thought Mu Bai was asking her not to break the door lock, but Mu Bai was planning to break the door himself.

- Crack!

Mu Bai did not respond to Zelda, but instead gave another ax blow,

"Help!!"

Meanwhile, Zelda's screams had turned into screams.

128. From panic to deliciousness

"Help! Help! Help!"

Zelda, who was so frightened that she cried bitterly, no longer dared to lean against the door panel. She could only sit in the corner holding her head and trembling.

Mu Bai, on the other hand, hacked down the door one by one until a big hole was made in the door panel.

I saw him sticking his head out of the doorway, and excitedly shouted the line he had always wanted to try:

"Here is Johnny~~ (hereisjohnny)"

"Who is Johnny! I don't know him!"

"If you don't know me, don't complain. What a bad atmosphere."

After Mu Bai kicked open the broken wooden door, he walked up to Zelda with an ax.

"So, is it time we talked?"

"I'm sorry! I'm sorry!! It was my fault!"

Zelda cried because she could see the magic attached to Mubai's axe.

This is something Mu Bai himself is not aware of. The ax may have no effect on inorganic objects, but if it is struck on a living body, it can directly cut off the soul. Even if the King of Rocks is standing here, his soul will be shattered if he hits it with an axe. .

"Tell me, what's going on?"

"I, I didn't... do it on purpose, because... I was in a hurry to eat, and I didn't pay attention... to look at the road. The tentacle... was cut open... a small hole, and then the blood... flowed into the food. Just Jiang Zi."

Zelda didn't speak smoothly. Her breathing was rapid due to crying, and she spoke intermittently. In the end, she even choked.

However, Zelda did not give up. At the critical moment, she still thought of a reason to get away with it. Anyway, no one saw that she deliberately opened the tentacles, so they said that she was injured accidentally, and no one could say anything.

"Really, is there poison in your blood?"

"Many creatures are like this..."

Zelda said very aggrievedly.

"Then since it was just an accident, why are you so scared? And you have to lock the door?"

"Because you look so scary!"

"I'm so kind and kind, how can I be scary?"

"Boss, please look in the mirror!"

Zelda crawled around and took the mirror from the room, and then placed it in front of Mu Bai, so that he could see herself with a dangerous smile in the mirror.

He is ruthless and wants to laugh at the same time, with a sense of "he is eager to do bad things".

"Oh, why do you look like the villain in the movie?"

Mu Bai himself was a little surprised. He had never looked like this before, smiling so evilly.

"Could it be that……"