The Genshin Impact bosses have evil thoughts about me

Mu Bai adjusted his mentality, and his face returned to a harmless look. But when he thought about playing tricks on Zelda right away, a bad guy's smile began to appear on his face again.

"Do I actually enjoy playing with this guy?"

After coming to the conclusion, Mu Bai was in a good mood.

This is a pet!It’s a good thing to like playing with pets!Proves that this pet is the right one to keep!

"You, what are you going to do with me?" Zelda said, hugging her body.

"Don't worry, I didn't cause any big trouble this time, so I won't do anything to you."

"Huh? Nothing serious happened?" Zelda was a little curious.

"Well, she just has evil poisonous fire in her body. Zhongli will just treat her and she will be fine."

"Ah this..."

Zelda thought to herself: It seems that this delivery boy named Ying is no ordinary person.

"By the way, if something big happens, like someone's life or something, what will you do with me?"

The person who was poisoned by his own blood was not in any danger because of his strength, which was originally a headache for Zelda.

But now it has become her life-saving straw. While asking this question, Zelda couldn't help but feel happy in her heart.

"Um……"

After Mu Bai thought for a moment, he said to Zelda:

"Did you know there is a food called shrimp slippery?"

"Is it made from shrimp? I don't know."

"The method of making shrimp slippery is to peel the shrimps, beat them thousands of times to make the meat sticky, and then crush it thoroughly and grind it into a paste. There are no particles at all, and it is extremely smooth and tender."

As Mu Bai explained, he also used his hands to cover up. He used his hands as hydraulic presses and compared Zelda's tentacles to shrimps. The lifelike cover-up effect also made Zelda's face become increasingly blue and black, and her lips were swollen. I was so scared.

"understand?"

"Mmmmmmm!"

Zelda nodded vigorously, cold sweat dripping from the pores all over her body.

"It's okay, it's okay."

"So are you going to accept the punishment?"

"Ugh?"

Zelda had just let go of her worries when she was raised again by Mu Bai's words.

"No, isn't it okay?"

"Yeah, I didn't cause any big trouble, so I don't do shrimp slippers, but even if I make a small mistake, there should be a small punishment."

According to Mubai's education policy, it is absolutely possible to teach excellent children and obedient pets at the same time.

"You, what are you going to do?"

But this is not so commendable for Zelda.

"You will be reborn, right?" Mu Bai confirmed again.

"But it will hurt!" Zelda responded again.

"Okay! Let's eat takoyaki tonight!"

"Hey! Are you listening to me?"

Zelda was still protesting, but Mu Bai had already brought the kitchen knife over.

"Don't come here!"

That night, Mu Bai and Mona held a takoyaki queue.

It is worth mentioning that Zelda also joined in based on the idea of ​​​​"I can't take advantage of others".

What she didn't expect was...

"Takoyaki... delicious!"

Because the ingredients are free, Mubai did not stingyly only wrap a small tentacle in each dumpling like other businesses outside, but added enough fillings, and the sauce and wooden fish were not stingy, and they were grilled on the iron plate. The aroma of the finished product is fragrant, and the aroma is left in your mouth when you bite it.

"Ouch! Damn it! I'm actually eating myself!"

After eating several in succession, Zelda couldn't help crying.

"Damn...why is my meat so delicious..."

Because it tastes good, I keep eating. Because I keep eating, I feel that my current life is too sad.

Where has the majesty of the Lord of the Sea, the Thousand-Bearded Demon, and the Demon of the Whirlpool gone?

"It's all Lin Mubai's fault! This humiliation! I will never forget it!"

Zelda, filled with grief and anger, ate several takoyaki in a row.

"I will definitely kill you! Lin Mubai! I want you to die without a burial place!!"

Probably because of eating his own flesh, Zelda also recalled the time when she dominated the sea, and at the same time, she remembered the reason why she had succumbed to Mubai's roof - assassination.

But at this moment, Mu Bai asked again:

"Does takoyaki smell good?"

"fragrant……"

129. Gather together and reach the top

"Damn Lin Mubai, I must find a way to kill you."

That night after eating takoyaki, Zelda, who was almost no different from an ordinary girl, was observing Mubai at work through the smashed door panel, while sucking her fingers constantly to think of evil plans.

The reason why it is emphasized that Zelda at this time is no different from an ordinary girl is because all her tentacles were cut off and used to make takoyaki. Although she can be reborn due to the power of the devil, it still takes a while.

"Poisoning is considered a failure. Assassination in sleep may be useful."

The last time Zelda failed to assassinate her, she fell asleep because it was too comfortable to hide in bed, but this time it was different.

Although eating a lot of takoyaki caused her blood sugar to rise again, in addition to flour and wooden fish, Zelda also ate her own flesh and blood. This shame and hatred were constantly stimulating her and making her strong. Cheer up.

"Ah~~I'm so tired. I ate so much at night and my blood sugar is so high that I'm so sleepy."

Mu Bai originally wanted to code words at the desk, but when he felt sleepy, he just let the magic pen do the work.

You can make money even while lying down. This is called income after sleeping.

"The door still needs to be covered."

Mu Bai took out a cloth curtain and hung it on the door frame. At the same time, he saw Zelda sneaking outside the door.

"What are you doing?"

"Huh? I-I'm wondering where it would be better to sleep."

"If you don't want to live in the water tank, just sleep on the sofa and I'll get you a bedding."

With that said, Mu Bai brought the soft stall and cup to Zelda on the sofa, and also spread out the folding sofa and turned it into a small bed.

"We won't sit on the sofa in the living room from now on. You can just sleep peacefully. If there are guests, just pull up a screen to cover it."

"Uh……"

Zelda was pulled to the sofa by Mu Bai's hand, and then gently sat down. The soft feeling on her butt brought her back to the comfort of falling asleep in the quilt before.

"feel good……"

It is said that the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold, and conversely, a life of food, clothing, and comfort can also lead to depravity. After having enough food and wine, and sitting on a comfortable sofa bed, Zelda suddenly felt that her life was not bad.

Although Mu Bai is fierce and cruel, if you think about it carefully, every time it is because you offend him first and then be repaired. Normally, it doesn't seem too bad to always buy yourself delicious Mu Bai.

"Oh, by the way, because you caused trouble today and made me a little angry, I almost forgot about important things."

Mu Bai returned to the bedroom and took out a beige dress.

"Change out of your shabby clothes. Although it's a bit strange to say this, you actually look quite cute. It's worth dressing up."

"Hmph, stupid aesthetics, I don't care about appearance."

Having said that, Zelda still took the skirt in her hands. At the same time, the soft feel of the fine silk made Zelda's eyes change from disdain to excitement in an instant.

She kept holding the fabric with her hands and couldn't wait to put it on.

"Then I'll go to bed."

Without arguing with his pet, Mubai went back to the room and fell asleep. Zelda, after confirming again and again that there was no one else in the house, secretly put on a new dress, and then took a photo in front of the floor-length mirror in the living room. long time.

"Hmph! Even if my looks are the least important thing, I won't lose to that stinky woman Morax."

As she watched, Zelda felt very proud. She pulled up her skirt and turned it around beautifully, showing off her cuteness, and the little wings on her head were flapping happily.

"Ahhhhh!!"

And just when Zelda was feeling happy and beautiful, she suddenly remembered her own position. A sense of crisis and mission threw the good mood out of the sky.

"W-What am I doing!? How can I have a crush on that guy Mu Bai!"

Zelda pressed her head and tried her best to brainwash herself:

"This is a sugar-coated bullet!! How terrible! It almost made me fall! Fortunately, I am strong-willed and have not been corrupted by Mu Bai."

In the past, Zelda often used terrifying mental power to corrupt those who went to sea, but she didn't expect that she could be so easily affected.

"Damn it! I'll kill you today! This new suit of clothes should be treated as mourning clothes for your funeral!"

With this thought in mind, Zelda made herself a cup of strong tea, then stood guard outside Mubai's room, waiting for him to fall asleep completely before officially launching the assassination plan.

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"The opportunity is here!"

Late at night, Mu Bai was already asleep and even snoring lightly. Zelda, who felt the tranquility in the room, was completely excited.

"This time, I will kill you!"

Zelda stood on tiptoes, then approached Mu Bai, intending to stab Mu Bai's chest with her magic power-condensed hand.

"no……"

And just when she was about to take action, the scenes of failure appeared in her mind again.

"You can't kill him at this level."

Thinking of this, Zelda took two steps back, frowning. As a demon, for the first time, she used the wisdom in her mind to carefully measure the gap between the enemy and ourselves.

After weighing it many times, Zelda closed her eyes, relaxed her body, and took a deep breath.

"A half-baked attack and a half-baked awareness will always fail. All I can do is to put myself to death and survive."

Thinking of this, Zelda suddenly opened her eyes, and the surging magic power caused her eyes to burst with scarlet light. Instead of being reborn, the injured tentacles under her skirt were completely insubstantial and absorbed into the magic power. inside her body.

"The huge body and extra accessories are all meaningless. I just need a little bit to burst out all my power at one point!"

The blood in Zelda's body rose together with her emotions, and the power of the gods and demons continued to leak out of her body and was constantly collected by her.

The terrifying magic energy that was enough to level the entire Liyue Port was now controlled within half a meter by Zelda!

"Not enough! Not enough! All of me! More than that!"

The last time she gambled her career on a flying kick, she had already made herself a joke. This time Zelda wanted to achieve the purest extreme.

"Sacrifice my life! Burn my soul! I want the strongest power in this life!"

Zelda, who had the awareness to die, was already filled with energy, white light surged from her mouth, and the light in her eyes made it impossible to see her pupils.

As she said, Zelda did not hesitate to shorten her lifespan in order to gain stronger power. Even during the Demon God War, she had never done such an extreme thing.

With absolutely huge power and the determination to sacrifice one's life, Zelda lowered her body's center of gravity and poured everything into her limbs.

Ignoring the whole world, she only had Mu Bai's figure in her mind.

“Gather together and reach the top!”

130. Fuck! It’s on fire!