The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

Banggu glanced at the gift box and recalled the price he saw in the store. How many zeros are there?

With a pale face, he took the gift in his hand naturally, led Qiao Sen and walked in, promising: "What's the matter, just tell me, the old man will definitely help!"

"I would like to thank Master in advance!"

Passing through the martial arts arena in the courtyard, Qiao Sen met a stern-looking white-haired boy face to face.

Yo, isn't this a hungry wolf?

I haven't seen you for a few days, it's been so long... no, are you practicing level?

Seeing the youthful version of the hungry wolf, a certain evil taste suddenly appeared in someone's heart.

The moment their eyes met, telekinesis activated!

The still young Hungry Wolf shivered, feeling a heavy pressure on his heart, and came to his senses, the visitor had entered the dojo with the old man, but he didn't even see the other person's face clearly.

Is it that person?

The hungry wolf clutched his chest in discomfort and gasped a few times, his innate intuition detecting the truth immediately.

For a moment, my teeth were almost broken.

Damn guy!

……

Chapter 14 Dojo Special Training

"Huh? What do you mean you want me to help you practice?" Inexplicably, beautiful pictures appeared in his mind, and the old man shook his head quickly to shake off the wrong thoughts.

What a strange statement!

Although the old man was puzzled, he put his body into an expert posture very skillfully, drank a cup of hot tea slowly, and then said, "If you want to learn martial arts, according to the rules of the dojo, you have to pay the tuition fee first."

"Martial arts? Who told you that I want to practice martial arts?"

Banggu: ...

Seeing that the old man was about to stare, Qiao Sen quickly said: "I recently mastered a new superpower, so I specially asked for a day off, and I want to ask the master to accompany me for a special training."

Bang-gu sighed after listening.

From today on, I hate super powers.

But what to do?I accepted all the gifts!

Looking up and down at Qiao Sen with a sunny face, Banggu recalled in his mind the scene of this guy blowing up the test machine with one punch, and hurriedly vaccinated: "Let me tell you first, I won't accompany you to practice your superpower that can discharge." !"

"Ah, is this?" Spreading out his hand, Qiao Sen exploded a ball of lightning, and then extinguished it, "Don't worry, this time it's the new ability of the ship!"

Banggu: ...

What does brat mean?Show of force?

The old man sighed secretly, and felt that the possibility of accepting apprentices was even more slim.

That's right, with so many strange super powers, with this kid's shrewdness, he would be interested in martial arts!

……

Bang!

Bang!

Bang!

An astonishing muffled sound came from the back mountain, and even the ground of the dojo shook.

Feeling the vibrations coming from under their feet from time to time, all the disciples in Liushui Dojo were numb.

Can human beings really make such terrifying sounds when practicing?

The realm of master craftsman is really not what ordinary people like me can look up to!

Among the crowd, Hungry Wolf snorted.

An annoying guy, one day...

The camera pans to the mountain behind the dojo.

bang——

Without the barrier of the mountain peak, the dull beating sound turned into a terrifying explosion!

Two extremely fast figures chased continuously on the ground and in the sky, intertwined and entangled from time to time.

The loud noise heard in the dojo was exactly the sound of the two fighting.

Qiao Sen flew upside down and stabilized his figure in the sky. His naked upper body was covered with beads of sweat, and the AT force field mirror in front of him shattered and dissipated like a flower in water. Even he couldn't help but shed a drop of cold sweat: "Hey, hey, a fist of this level It would be fatal if you hit someone, right? You are serious, old man!"

"If you have anything to ask, you can ask the master, if you have nothing to ask, you can ask the old man!"

On the ground, Banggu moved his neck, took off his shirt and threw it aside, revealing his inhumanly strong and lean body, and complained: "Stinky boy, your force field superpower hurts too much!"

The corner of Qiao Sen's mouth twitched: "Didn't you tell me to work harder? We agreed to train, and it's not a life-threatening fight!"

"Hey..." Banggu smiled charmingly, as if some kind of seal in his body had been lifted, "How can it be considered practice if it is not regarded as fighting for life, take the trick! Put your teeth on your finger!"

The old man directly jumped into the air across a distance of 30 meters, and an extremely dangerous and sharp blow came from his side-by-side thrust!

"I rely on!"

The flow of time suddenly slowed down, the absolute domain expanded to block the head-on blow, and the barrier formed by the soul matter fluctuated violently, almost reaching the limit of endurance.

Before he could catch his breath, a continuous attack like water came, surging like a tidal wave, hiding an earth-shattering blow from time to time.

Bang bang bang!

The barrier formed by the absolute domain almost collapsed in the mercury-like offensive, and Qiao Sen, who could only manage to maintain it, was beaten to death by the bad old man's dark tricks.

However, pain and pleasure are equivalent.

The more you get beaten, the faster your proficiency in the AT force field will increase, and your control will increase, and the longer you will last under the hands of a certain little old man with full firepower.

……

Holding hot tea in his hand, Banggu smiled and said with emotion: "As you are old, you should exercise with all your strength." A straight white steam spit out from his mouth, and the whole person was in the same state as he just came out of the bathing center, with a no expression on his face out of comfort.

"Ha ha……"

Qiao Sen, who voluntarily came here to be a sandbag for a day, made the sound of a big grievance.

Bad old man, it doesn't matter what you do when you're having fun.

However, there are still gains.

[Fantasy Card: Instant Skill]

[Card type: ability card]

[Rarity: SR]

[Introduction: The basics of Liushuiyan's broken fist. 】

[Effect 1: Shunpo]

[Use special steps to move smoothly and quickly like flowing water. 】

Qiao Sen studied the purple card in his hand calmly.

Ding!Wool +1

Ok?

The smile on Bang Gu's face suddenly stopped, and in the blink of an eye, the familiar smell came from Qiao Sen's body again, and his heart couldn't help but thump.

Isn't it possible that the brat secretly learned something again?

You haven’t become a disciple yet!

……

After staying in Liushui Dojo for a day, Qiao Sen felt that he had gained a lot.

Although Bang Gu was reluctant to be a sparring partner, he still entered the state of a famous teacher who passed on karma and Taoism in real practice.

He has always been on a wild path, and the combat habits he has formed are difficult to correct, but Qiao Sen still comprehends by analogy and discovered many deficiencies that he had previously overlooked.

Such as spider sense.

All along, he used the passive warning of the spider sensor to fight, and never thought of further development.

When encountering an opponent of Bangu's level, the spider sense, which is very useful even when encountering ghost-level monsters, is a bit ineffective.

The strength and speed are still close to each other, but the difference in experience and skills is too great. Even if you observe the opponent's attack trajectory in advance, you can't be sure whether it is true or false, let alone change the next move.

The result is a beating.

Fortunately, the absolute field's defense was strong enough. Although the old man struck hard, he didn't really want to attack the police.

At the end of the day, he was fine except that his mental strength was exhausted and his face turned slightly pale.

It is nothing to be beaten severely, the important thing is to discover the loopholes and deficiencies in one's own ability system.

After all, this is the only way to help...

No, the more I think about it, the angrier I get!

The development of ability cannot be accomplished overnight, and now there is a general direction. The important thing is that today's place must be found sooner or later!

"Would you like to stay for a light meal? This old man has a disciple's skill, which is pretty good."

Bang Gu felt comfortable today. At first he felt a little unhappy when he realized that he had been secretly recruited. Now he wished he could hold Qiao Sen and live there for three days and three nights.

With his strength, it's not easy to find a punching bag that can withstand beatings.

Thinking about it this way, signing up for hero recruitment is indeed the right choice.

"No, I can't eat anymore, so I'll say goodbye!"

The bad old man smiled and tried to persuade him to stay. Qiao Sen rubbed his eyes and expressed his refusal three times in a row.

"Come again next time~"

"Next time it will be determined!"

Chapter 15 Saitama Calls

Banggu waved his hands with a smile, and suddenly saw Qiao Sen turning his head and smiling, the smile on his face froze for a moment.

Sure enough, the energy of Liushuiquan burst out from that boy's body, his steps turned around like a phantom, and he had already descended the steps to the halfway up the mountain in the blink of an eye.

"..."

Banggu took a deep breath, turned back to the dojo with his hands behind his back and expressionless face.

It is common sense to learn martial arts from a teacher, bastard!

……

Suck--

When I got home, I cooked two packs of instant noodles for myself, and added boiled braised beef, vegetables and five eggs to supplement my nutrition.

A large pot of noodles was cooked. Qiao Sen picked up the noodles and took a bite. His phone suddenly rang in his pocket.

"Hello, this is Johnson."

"Joson-kun, I'm Saitama."

"It's Saitama, what can I do for you?"

Evening, phone booth.

Saitama glanced at the weirdos and bounty criminals who were tied up in a circle behind him, and said, "That's right, I caught a group of bad guys, and there was a weirdo among them. I thought Mr. Qiao Sen was a policeman, so I called you to report it." a policeman."

"A batch of bad guys, and a weirdo?"

Qiao Sen was a little confused by the amount of information provided by the keywords. The key to the normal alarm process was not to make a private call to a police friend!

But thinking of Saitama's brain circuit, he still expressed his understanding: "Okay, I know, where do you live, I'll come right over."

"I live in……"

Using his thoughts, he grabbed a piece of paper and wrote down the address described by Saitama. Qiao Sen directly picked up the pot and ate the noodles in a few bites. The hot food went into his stomach and turned into energy to supplement his hungry body after special training.

After eating and drinking enough, Qiao Sen made two phone calls.