The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

Then he opened the balcony door, and azure blue telepathy wrapped around his body and soared into the sky.

10 minute later.

After receiving Qiao Sen's information, the police station directly dispatched the special police team, and the armored vehicle cleared the way, roaring all the way to the downstairs of Saitama's house, a row of two-story simple rental houses.

Because of its remote location and cheap rent, the residents inside were mixed with fish and dragons, and it has long been developed into a den of criminals known as "criminal department store" in urban legends.

It's just that Saitama's thick line lived for so long before he discovered the abnormality.

Of course, with his financial resources, there is no better choice.

A group of special police with live ammunition came out of the police car and quickly controlled the situation.

At the same time, the Heroes Association, which received the news, also hurried over under the leadership of Lanni, and the two sides happened to have a face-to-face meeting.

At this time, Qiao Sen was pulling Saitama to ask about the details.

It turned out that when Saitama picked up the clothes, he learned that the cash flow of the clothing store owner was not smooth and borrowed money from the underground bank, so he could only use the store to repay the debt. Driven by justice in his heart, he decided to help the boss solve this trouble.

Who would have known that an underground bank opened next door to his rental house, and the owner of the bank turned into a dark goldfish monster in front of him. Although he was not strong, he was disgusting.

So much so that the sportswear that had just been repaired cracked again.

"Underground loan sharks, underwear thieves, counterfeit currency factories... I didn't expect that mending clothes could cause so many troubles. I can only say that it's you!"

"Hey, is this a compliment? I always feel that something is not right."

"Take it as a compliment," Qiao Sen pulled Saitama between the police and the Association of Heroes who were arguing, "Come on, tell me what you just said."

"Huh? I have to say it again, it's very troublesome!"

"Hey, hey, you know it's trouble, don't you? Stop talking nonsense and hurry up!"

……

"For the next matter, the association should directly contact the police station."

"Thank you, Mr. Qiaosen. The association is currently preparing to build the most advanced weirdo prison in the world. I will convince the police to hand over the weirdo goldfish to us!" Lani stood up against the evil in front of her, with a grateful face, "Exit Please be sure to contact us next time you get something like this again!”

"Okay, definitely." Qiao Sen thought of Saitama who was taking notes now because he was afraid of trouble. "By the way, Saitama defeated that weirdo by himself. He was also the one who defeated the Frog Man last time. Do you want to meet him?"

"Ah, is it Mr. Qiao Sen's friend? Of course, I can apply for a batch of bonuses from the association to award to enthusiastic ordinary people like him when I go back."

"Huh? It's not about bonuses..."

Seeing that Lanny had no intention of recruiting Saitama at all, Qiao Sen had no choice but to give up.

As a friend, he didn't want his relationship with Saitama to turn into a vulgar money relationship.

(Saitama: No, I'm vulgar!)

After everything was done, it was already late at night.

After sending away a large number of police officers, Saitama always felt that he had forgotten something, but he couldn't remember it for a while.

Then don't want to.

Saitama habitually blocks out some trivial matters in life, so much so that he forgets that the news said that bounty criminals can receive rewards.

As a result, a bad-luck man with hair loss missed another batch of money at his fingertips.

"Qiao Sen, do you want to come up and sit down? I don't have a big place here, but there is still tea."

"Okay then, I've been working hard for most of the night, so I might as well have a cup of tea." Qiao Sen stretched his body, "Then don't bother me."

The two of them went upstairs together and came to Saitama's room.

As he said, the place was small and filled with clutter from the entrance to the living room.

"I'm laughing..."

A drop of cold sweat broke out on Saitama's forehead. He usually didn't realize it when he was alone, but he only realized that his home was so messy when a guest came to his door!

In a hurry to clear out a place where people can sit, Saitama turned on the TV while he was busy boiling water and making tea.

Qiao Sen knew Saitama's financial situation, but he didn't mind it and sat down cross-legged.

Before my butt was warmed up, there was a sudden knock on the door.

Boom boom boom!

It was quite loud.

"It's so late, who is it?"

Seeing Saitama pouring water, Qiao Sen got up and went to open the door.

"coming."

Opening the door, there was an old lady with a gloomy face standing outside the door. It was Qiao Sen who opened the door. He recognized him as one of the policemen who dealt with the criminal just now, and his aggressive manner stopped suddenly: "...Eh, isn't that guy? "

"Are you looking for Saitama?" Seeing the old lady nodding, Qiao Sen turned around and shouted into the room, "Saitama, someone is looking for you!"

"Hey, here we come..." Saitama finished making tea, took a few steps to see the appearance of the visitor, and immediately wanted to close the door.

Seeing Saitama's face, the old lady's face sank, and the murderous look when she knocked on the door reappeared: "Who is that, come out and talk to me!"

"Ah, it's really troublesome to go out!" Saitama's face froze, and he reluctantly walked out, "Well, Qiao Sen, sit down first, the tea is already poured, I'll go out for a while."

"No problem."

boom!

The door was slammed shut by the old lady, and a shrill roar came from outside the door.

Qiao Sen picked up the teacup and took two sips comfortably. It was like tea leaves, but he didn't pick any. He just enjoyed the relaxing process.

boom!

Chapter 16 Saitama’s new home

boom!

There was another slam of the door.

Qiao Sen turned around and saw Saitama.

The expression revealed three points of calm, three points of helplessness, three points of embarrassment and one point of bewilderment, which can be said to be very complicated.

"Well, who is that old lady?"

"That old woman is the landlord." Saitama sat down opposite Qiao Sen, took a sip from the teacup, "Because the rent has been overdue for three months, she asked me to move out before tomorrow."

……before tomorrow?

Dude, you might as well just tell her she wants you to get out right now.

"Ah, but didn't you help her solve so many problem residents? Why don't you give her any grace?"

"It's because of this, because the police took away all her tenants and no one paid the rent, so the old woman let me go."

"..."

Johnson apartment.

Suction - X2

Since Saitama hasn't had time to eat dinner, Qiao Sen, who helped him pack his things, is also hungry, so the first thing he does when he gets home is to cook.

For the sake of convenience, the food of choice is of course Qiao Sen's special instant noodles with added ingredients.

As a result, the sound of noodles being sucked on the balcony became two.

"Fortunately, I have you, Qiao Sen. Otherwise, I would definitely not be able to find a house to live in today. You are a big help." Saitama chewed the boiled beef cut into large pieces. "But don't worry, I will move out as soon as possible. It's really troublesome for you." ”

A piece of "Restrictor Fragment" was generated from the hair that fell off the back of Saitama's head. Qiao Sen quickly grabbed it: "It doesn't matter, anyway, my guest room is always empty, so you can stay long if you want."

Feeling the wind in the back of his head, Saitama turned his head but found nothing, he was puzzled but didn't think too much, he turned his head and dried his face sullenly.

The next day.

Qiao Sen went to the police station, showed his face in front of the leader, dealt with several backlogged reports, and then rode on the little sheep to go on duty.

Although we have privileges, we cannot always skip work.

After finishing his work for the day, Qiao Sen returned to the downstairs of the apartment and saw Saitama walking down the stairs with a big box in his hand.

"Huh? What's wrong, Saitama, have you found a house yet?"

"Yeah," Saitama put the cardboard box in his hand on an old trolley that he didn't know where to find, and wiped his sweat, "The owner of the clothing store said that there is an area in City Z that has become empty. It is a populated area, but the basic water and electricity are not stopped, so I want to see if there are any vacant houses to live in first."

Qiao Sen suddenly realized that Saitama had moved to a single apartment in a no-man's land so early.

"Oh, that's okay, let me help."

"It's really troublesome."

The two worked together, and Saitama's few things were quickly sorted out, and they were all piled up on the trolley.

Saitama just wanted to say that he can go there by himself next time, but he saw Qiao Sen stretching out his hand to the full trolley, a faint blue brilliance flashed, and the trolley disappeared like a pattern erased by an eraser. .

Saitama: "..."

[Fantasy Card: Scrap Cart]

[Card Type: Item Card]

【Rarity: N】

[Introduction: A trolley full of waste products, a lot of things are still usable after careful inspection. 】

[Effect 1: Mobile dormitory]

【Wherever you push it, your home is there. 】

[Effect 2: Waste recycling]

[Selling to the waste recycling station may get some income. 】

Johnson: "..."

At the moment when the cards were made, both of them couldn't hold back.

Saitama: It’s really convenient to have superpowers or something!

Qiao Sen: How lucky to have a reliable job!

"Go up and check again, is there anything you forgot to take?"

"I don't really remember, but since you said it, Qiao Sen, let's check it again!"

The two went upstairs, and Saitama went into the guest room to check it again. When he came out, he was holding red and yellow clothes with a ball of white cloth in the middle.

The more Qiao Sen looked at it, the more familiar it became: "This is?"

"The owner of the clothing store knew that I was walking the path of a hero, and he specially gave me the hero uniform before closing the store. The material is quite strong." Saitama unfolded the uniform, with an embarrassed smile on his face, "Fortunately, Qiao Sen, you Remind, otherwise you will really forget."

Yellow one-piece uniform, red rubber gloves and boots, and a white cloak that can be worn on the shoulders.

Looking at the uniform that looks like a funny character, Saitama, holding the uniform in front of his body, gradually overlaps with the image of the bald man in cape.

It tastes right!

"It's okay, even if I forget to pick it up next time, it's the same."

"Joseon, you're such a nice guy."

"Stop handing out good guy cards. It's time for us to set off before it gets dark!"

"Hey, okay! But, what is a good card?"

……

On the deserted streets, patches of street lights were lit.

beep beep beep...

A little sheep with police paint was carrying two men speeding on the road, and the wind was howling. The man sitting in the back seat had two or three hairs curled off from time to time, while the expression of the man in the front seat remained unchanged, with orange blue eyes burning With colored flames, the invisible power of thought accurately captures the cards that no one else can see, and puts them into the bag.

[Fantasy Card: Limiter Fragment] X15

The number of "Limiter Fragments" collected this time has already exceeded ten, but there has been no feedback from the substitute that "it can be fused."

Qiao Sen knew in his heart that opportunities for limit breakthroughs were not easy to obtain. According to this trend, the number of "limiter fragments" needed for fusion would only increase in the future.

Then let’s have another Sichuan-style hotpot tonight!

prick--