The Bizarre Adventures of One Punch Man

Lanny put down the communicator, and a few seconds later, a message notification popped up on the office computer.

A packaged file labeled "City D S-level combat video intelligence collection" was transmitted through the system background.

She skillfully clicked to receive, and when she opened it, hundreds of screen names or a video file from a perspective captured by surveillance were displayed. The protagonists were the two new S-ranks, "Devil Transformer" and "Haired Cloaked Man". hero.

It’s no surprise to see Lanny here. According to intelligence, Saitama and Genos often carry out heroic activities together before joining the Heroes’ Association. There is no problem in packaging the battle videos together.

Thinking of this, Lanny quickly browsed at double speed.

The video file shows that the two of them received the disaster warning from the neighboring city, and immediately attacked together, defeating a giant fur monster that was raging in the poor neighborhoods before the local hero of D city arrived.

After driving dozens of kilometers, they were able to deal with the weirdo so quickly, which showed the strength of the two new S-ranks.

At this time, Lan Ni was also very proud.

After all, Qiao Sen and Bang Gu were the S-class heroes she promoted, so the two of them jointly recommended them, rounding them all off, they were the S-class heroes she discovered!

No problem!

Going back to the video screen, Genos, the "devil-turned-man" is the main offensive firepower, forcing the monster to stay away from the citizens with his swift and flowing attacks at the moment of the battle; while Saitama, the "hair-loss man in cape", shows amazing mobility. Inhuman speed and strength go around to rescue ordinary citizens who have been affected by the destruction of the city.

This is often the case with monster disasters. A low-level monster may cause limited damage, but the resulting secondary disasters will affect countless ordinary people.

Lanny has seen Genos's terrifying firepower output many times, and she is not too surprised that he can kill the huge monster.

After all, Lanny's vision is broad, and there are top S-ranks like Qiao Sen who are constantly refreshing their understanding of the strong.

Moreover, it is common sense that "the body is big and the family is weak, and the hair is weak and the fire is weak".

But Saitama is different from other heroes.

This last S-class hero, who was randomly named after his appearance by some smart guy at the headquarters, showed a kind of strength that Lanny couldn't understand.

Inhuman strength, speed, and extreme control.

No matter how outrageous the behavior is, it seems to be extremely easy, as if the limit of human beings has long been thrown aside by him as garbage.

She had only seen this kind of power beyond imagination in one person before.

For example, in this scene in the picture, a residential building was uprooted by a giant doll bear monster as a building block, trying to use it as a weapon to attack the "devil transforming man".

As a result, this action was interrupted by Genos. Saitama stepped forward and held the broken building with one hand, allowing nearby citizens to escape.

"call--"

Lan Ni quickly scanned all the videos, and updated the record of the two people's achievements in fighting the ghost-level disaster.

As for the contribution ratio, it is still divided equally.

The record registration of heroes is one of the important daily tasks of each hero association branch.

Except for those reported by the heroes themselves, quite a few associations have not been able to grasp the merits of combating monster disasters in real time. They need to be collected and verified through a combination of channels such as the Internet, the media, and citizen hotlines before they can be finalized.

In this process, credit omissions, fraudulent claiming and other incidents occurred from time to time.

In the end, many can only be reduced to wrangling with each other, or even nothing.

This can be regarded as one of the unwritten rules in the hero industry.

For example, City Z seems to be led by Qiao Sen. There are a total of 4 S-class heroes who have completed registration in City Z, and none of them have the habit of reporting their results properly.

As their top liaison, Lanny's workload was once staggering.

But it was also because of her hard work and persistence that she sat all the way to the position of branch chief.

drop--

"minister!"

The subordinate's voice came through the communicator. Lan Ni pressed the instant call button and replied briefly: "Talk."

The subordinate responded eloquently: "After comparing big data, the Public Relations Department found that the recent negative public opinion about the "hair loss caped man" has a tendency to cause explosive events! "

"Huh?" Lanny frowned, obviously not expecting this situation, "How could there be a negative public opinion explosion? Explain in detail!"

"Uh... yes!"

The voice in the communicator paused for a moment, as if organizing the language.

"Most still question whether the adult's strength can match the S-rank combat power, and some say that he has been insidiously working with the "Devil Transformer", deliberately stealing the credits of other S-rank heroes, and even..."

Chapter 303 You can still come along the network cable and hit me!

Lan Ni heard that her face was getting darker and darker, and she asked, "Even what?"

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The subordinates were taken aback by Lan Ni's gnashing of teeth, but for the sake of work, they had to continue to report tremblingly.

"Some people even say that the appearance of the "Haired Caped Man" looks like a salty fish, and that kind of exaggerated heroic achievements must be forged by the association! "

"...just ridiculous."

Lan Ni couldn't help but touch her forehead after listening to it, only felt the veins on her forehead protrude, and she had the urge to hit someone.

——This group of idiots... Sorry, ladies shouldn't be rude...

——I can't take it anymore, don't these idiots even have eyes! ?

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In other words, they didn't even watch the hero combat video released by the Hero Association, and launched a questioning attack based on appearance.

Just abominable!

Lan Ni tapped the table with her fingertips, her aura of a strong woman was undoubtedly revealed, and said: "Grab the relevant keywords, put pressure on various platforms to delete posts, as well as the media and individuals, who dare to follow suit or fabricate untrue Information, let the legal department work overtime to deliver the lawyer's letter, and directly come to the door to deal with the bad ones!"

"Yes, Minister!"

"Oh, right."

Lan Ni was about to quit the instant chat channel, and after thinking about it, she added, "Sort up the accounts and real-name information of the most rumour-mongering accounts, and send me a copy."

"Roger that!"

After hanging up the communication, Lanny immediately picked up the phone on the table and dialed a contact number pre-stored in No. 1.

"Master Qiao Sen, excuse me, there is something I think I need to report to you..."

……

Justice League Forum.

"S-Class "Hair Loss Cloak Man" is trash, let's argue if you don't accept it! ".

"Hunzi S-Class Hero Disaster Performance Record".

"Saitama of Z City is a representative of an insidious hero".

"Finding Leaks or Grabbing Credits?It is strongly recommended to draw a line between Genos and the shameless villain Saitama! ! ".

"...".

A yellow-haired man was sitting in a rental house, typing frantically on a second-hand keyboard that was stained with oil until——

"It's just blocking the collapsed buildings. Anyone can do that kind of thing, right?"

"The ones he destroyed were not really powerful monsters at all, were they?"

"S-level? You can be sure from the fact that this person joined, it's just a gimmick to impress people!"

"Don't say it's him, if I team up with the "Devil Transformer", we can also kill people randomly! ! "

"I have the stone-hammer evidence that Saitama snatched the credit, so I replied privately with 'Master Huang Mao is the most handsome'."

"..."

The entire rental house, including the toilet, is about 10 square meters. The dirty bedside is filled with cigarette butts and instant noodle buckets crawling with flies.

Even though life is so unbearable, the yellow hair lying on the keyboard is still flying like a god of war, fighting with the tongue with 1 keys in 29 second.

When the normal people are too lazy to pay attention to him, Huang Mao, who won the laning victory, looked at the rows of his "works" on the screen excitedly. The distorted face of malnutrition and staying up too late was filled with the joy of venting desire and spiritual victory. .

In the next second, he slumped on the dilapidated gaming chair with the sponge exposed, as if entering the sage's time, he didn't even bother to move.

"You have a new short message, please pay attention to check it."

The forum reply reminder sounded in the voice of the young lady who was set to be delicate, and Huang Mao suddenly regained his energy.

"Let me see which little (Da) Ke (Sha) Love (Bee) dares to jump out and challenge my majesty..."

Huangmao manipulated the mouse with his not-so-clean hand, clicked on the latest reply to one of the posts, and saw what was written on the last floor.

"As long as you do a little bit of personnel work, you won't do nothing at all."

Huangmao:?

What did he say?

It seems that I said it, but it seems that I didn't say it?

Huang Mao glared, and immediately said "key", picked up the keyboard and fought back: "You're a fucking thing, and you're just worthy to gossip in daddy's place!?"

Amidst the crackling sound of knocking, the flames of war spread, and a great war of the century unfolded in an instant. The new news alerts were like artillery roaring endlessly, and the floors were 100+ visible to the naked eye.

"You are a giant in the online world, but a dwarf in reality, I can fight 10 offline."

The contemptuous attitude of the other party made Huang Mao furious, and then he laughed back in anger, and typed tauntingly: "I want you to care! I am a giant! What can you do if you are unhappy? Slightly, how? You can still follow the network cable Come and hit me!"

After waiting for a long time for a reply, according to Jianxian's turn-based combat rules, it is obvious that the opponent has retreated.

Huang Mao made a "cut" sound, tilted his mouth like a victorious rooster, and wanted to open a bottle of soda for himself to celebrate when he got up.

Just as he opened a glass bottle of soda and wanted to pour it into his mouth, the dim space in the rental room seemed to blur for a moment, and two scarlet eyes lit up in the darkness.

(._.)

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A burly figure with an extremely oppressive feeling looked down at Huangmao condescendingly. With a "click", the bottled soda that had not yet been imported fell to pieces on the ground. Huangmao looked at the blonde hair and blood-colored eyes emitting faint fluorescence in the dark. Hitomi, his feet went limp on the spot and fell to the ground.

"It's just you who are "Yeao, what can I do"? "

Qiao Sen glanced at the smoky room, frowned, then looked at the unclosed forum page on the screen, and said casually, "Okay, now that I'm here, how are you going to die?"

"I'm not!!" Huang Mao yelled in horror, his expression was taken aback, "Wait... you, you, you are "Wing Chun Qiao Wen"? ! "

Qiao Sen smiled and said, "It's me."

"……No!!"

Huang Mao screamed and rolled on the ground trying to escape, but was caught back in the air by Qiao Sen's iron hand.

"Look at how many rumors you have made on the Internet?" Qiao Sen asked coldly, pulling his yellow-haired neck and pressing on the screen, "Do you know that you are wrong?"

"I……"

"Dare to resist!"

Qiao Sen's eyes froze, and he interrupted the spellcasting with a shout.

Huangmao: "...Huh?"

--wait wait wait!I am willing to admit my mistake! !

"You like to scold people, don't you?"

"Head burst keyboard kill"!

boom!

"……what!"

"Super Healing" activated! !

The yellow hair with a bloody head was in a trance for a while, everyone is stupid?

——It hurts... Eh, I was beaten?It seems that there is no?

Heck!

"You like to spread rumors, don't you?"

"Normal slap"!

Snapped!

"……what!!"